Writing Competition edited
“Hey, Mom? We’re having a writing contest in ELA for an hour after school Thursday and Friday. It’s for our class only. Can I compete?” “Sure, Drew. Just remember you have laundry that Friday.” “Kay thanks!” . . . After school Friday… “Okay,” said Mrs. McD. “We are not having a writing competition. We are going to have an in-school orgy.” A collective gasp arose from the class. Mrs. McD continued. “I know that this may come as a shock, but I have always had a thing for young adults...