roommate in shiny pantyhose
It's rare I get a day off during the week. After putting in some nights recently at the office, my boss gave me the day off. I'm home, with a good movie and a bowl of popcorn. "I've got a package coming, will you be in?" my flatmate Jess chirped this morning as she skipped out of the door. She'd left in a buoyant mood today, more than usual.The doorbell rings.The delivery guy gets my signature and hands me a brown parcel, about the size of a big book, but much lighter. The label reads "Miss...