The taxi driver
I was at a nightclub, and it just turned 2am, I wasn't drunk or anything but just dam horny, and there were no hot daddies for me to bring back home with me.I decided that I'd just admit defeat and jump a cab home when I got outside, when I jumped in, I gave the cab driver the details of my address and we went on our way.'Good night was it?' he asked 'Nah' I said 'Was pretty dire and was full of couples''Oh' he said 'a good looking guy like yourself? Not going home with a hot man tonight eh?'I...