Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 390
tavern_knight’s Nasty streak tsk tsk What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde (or any other female)? Mosquitoes stop sucking after getting slapped. Here are a few thoughts from squaddie Q: Why did the Irish racing driver make ten pit stops during the race? A: He was asking for directions! Q: What is a myth? A: A female moth! Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure. Q: What do you get...