Mattress Mary
Mattress MaryI still remember the night I met Mary - which was back 40 years ago. It was Friday night after a shitty day at work. I wanted to break the memory of the day so I stopped off at a bar near there. I didn't drink much but decided to stop off for 1 or 2. I went to take a piss and as I left the men's room, I almost ran into her as she was coming out of the ladies room. I mumbled a clumsy "Hi" and she smiled and said, "Hi!" Then she said, "Are you here alone, with someone, or waiting for...