Absolute Bastard
I'm must be a parent's nightmare, I look ok on the surface, but I like nothing better than take their sweet young daughter and make her do all sorts of disgusting things; and still they invite me in to their home and make me welcome. I look after myself, watch what I eat, buy good clothes and although my car is old, a jet black five series BMW with 120k on the clock, it looks great. I always keep an eye open for a chance, seeing who's given me the eye, but I only go for those sweet young...