Caught By Mom
One night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend. She didn’t put out, so I was stuck with blue balls and a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower. I decided it was time to start the normal Saturday night routine of pulling out my favorite porn magazine, Keri lotion for extra dry skin, and commence with porking. Well that wasn’t doing it for me. I started looking around for something I could actually fuck. I was looking at bottles, something big enough to stick my cock...