Subsitute Fireman
In all honesty I guess I have to admit that I am not a nice guy. In fact, as far as my sister-in-law is concerned, I have not been a nice guy for over three months now. I had been hoping for another three years, but, thankfully, I won't be getting them - at least not the way I planned. First, let me tell you about Candy - she is a walking wet dream. How my doofus brother ever ended up with her is beyond me. She is 5'9", 120 pounds, and 36-25-37 with flaming red hair and bright green eyes...