Becoming Sue
A buddy of mine had asked me to watch his house while he was out of town for a week. The usual, mostly checking the mail and making sure the house was alright and that lights were on and it showed signs of being lived in. As I was leaving, I heard him tell his wife I'd be watching the house and I could already tell she wasn't happy about it. Sue and I had never really gotten along. I just couldn't stand her. She was an overweight priss who was only good for spending her husband's money,...