According to Chelsea
"According to Chelsea" c.2023 Flyover State. "Bro, these girls, man..." "What happened this time?" I asked, knowing where it was going. "She gave me her number, but never answered or texted back," my best friend Cody answered. I was used to this complaint, I'd heard it many times before, and would likely hear it again. "You met this chick while she was working," I told him, according to his own story. Cody was 23, and still a virgin. He had no confidence issues, and he wasn't...