Bride s Maid
The presence of Tom Fisher, the game-keeper's son, at the wedding of his master's niece, Cecily, caused the loins of various females present (who either knew from personal experience, or had been told during those moments of female intimacy from which men are excluded) to moisten and itch. His mistress, Lady Astley, had had her itch 'cured' in the last two hours, but the Bride, who had been whirled round the ballroom by her new husband all evening, had an itch too, having noticed the size...