Gigi

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THE ROSEBUD

You are here again. Although I love you more than life itself, you are an alien disturbance in this environment…a flaw in the space-time continuum inhabited by your brother Adam and I ever since the catastrophe that destroyed the marriage between your mother and I.Life on a hill country farm in the Wanganui back blocks is tough. But your mother came from Otago hill country farming stock, as I did, and we took on the isolation and backbreaking work with our eyes open. The land had been worked...

1 month ago
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Sucking my Boss off

This is a true stories of how me a black crossdresser sucked off my white boss for the first time in his office. I had been working in this office for about six months doing some filing and keeping records nowI'm a crossdresser but most don't know because I keep it on the down low but I don't own any male unerwear only panties so I wear them under my cloths at work, well one day i was bendind over carelessly and I didn't wear a belt and I heard...

1 month ago
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spanked by deputy head

The envelope with Nicola's name on it was lying on the hall carpet where her younger sister found it at breakfast time. An innocent-looking bombshell as it turned out for when Nicola glanced at its contents her stomach gave a lurch and she felt her throat go dry. She hastily folded the note and shoved it back in the envelope, fearful that her mother or Julie might see. A gulped mouthful of cornflakes almost choked her.'Anything interesting, dear?' asked her mother across the breakfast...

2 years ago
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The Network Boy 4

THE NETWORK BOY THE FIRST PARTY--GETTING INTO THE GROOVE.Thursday night came at last, less than forty eight hours had passed between hearing about my first job at the party to arriving for it. It seemed longer, much longer. I got to the George and Dragon at the time Jim told me to, he was just ushering out the last of his normal customers and bidding them good night as I went in through the back door."Hey, our new bar boy is here,” Jim said as he saw me arrive, “Go up to the living room and get...

6 months ago
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Susan And Thomas 8211 Birds Of The Same Feather

By: A. W. Chohan A classic [Fictional] incest sex story for those who dare to imagine and enjoy too. All I was told that daddy had crossed every possible limit. Philanderer, sure he was and mom had tolerated his every mother fucking episode but this time mom caught him fucking; yes literally fucking a young boy’s ass. It happened when mom came home unannounced around lunch time, opened the automatic garage door and saw daddy riding a boy’s ass; fucking him bent over the pile of used tires in...

2 months ago
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Tasting My Friend8217s Sister Priya In Car

Hi All, I feel great meeting you all through ISS and sharing my sex story. Thank you for all the feedbacks and appreciations to my last sex story. About me I am Kavin aged 29, married and from Chennai. I am into business and getting few decent assignments with girls and married aunts. I don’t wish to add more cooked up information that I have sex with more female. I get few and I am happy about it. I look forward to new attachments. Contact me through my mail id. Share your feedbacks or if...

3 years ago
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Frankie catches Ian

Frankie and Ian had had a very varied sex life since they had got together, but it was always with the other knowing, so it came as a bit of a shock when Frankie walked in early one day to find another female who she didn’t know sucking Ian’s cock.Frankie’s immediate reaction was to throw him out, as both him and the other woman quickly got dressed Frankie just stared at the pair of them.Ian after pulling his jeans on ran downstairs and out of the house leaving Frankie with the other woman...

2 years ago
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My Student And Early Morning Tuition

Hi friends. I am Yash, 5’7″ with 6″ long and 3.5′ thick rustom . I am a physical therapist and expert in body massage. this is my first story. I apologise for any mistakes because it is my first one. If you like or dislikes it, please send me replies on Any Rajasthani marwadi girl,lady etc can contact me. This happens when I was teaching in RAMGAR Rajasthan. I teaches physics for 11-12 & B.Sc. . There is a house near my quarter given to me by my institute. The family was very friendly to me...

2 years ago
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Giving My First Blow Job and Squirting For First T

I was 13 years old the first time I had a cock in my mouth. It was also the first time I squirted.I met the guy online and we talked for a few days before we decided to hook up. We met at the movies and I wore a skirt like he told me to. We went into the theater and went straight for the back row and made sure no one was close to us. Once the movie started, we immediately started making out.It didn't take long before I could feel my pussy starting to get wet before he had even touched me down...

2 years ago
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Sex Encounter To A New Level With Geeta 8211 Part 2

Thank you all for your wonderful comments, especially my female readers who loved the sex story. Now here I will continue the second of my story “Sex encounter to a new level with my ISS friend Geeta”. Kindly write on over- Now here is the continuation of part on – After that hard core amazing sex in hotel room with Geetha, we slept in each other for around two hours. After then when I walk up I found Geeta was not there. I call her up and asked where she was, she told she came to market to...

11 months ago
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LucyAnne Part One

Hi my names Lucy-Anne and this is a story about Daddy and me, I’m 18 years old 5ft 5inches tall with long blond hair & I’m 34-25-34 and weigh about 115lbs. Daddy’s 38 years old 5ft 9inches tall dark hair and about 154lbs. Mummy died a year ago so it’s just us now, we live in a nice town a wonderful house with a swimming pool at the back. Daddy works from home doing computer work not sure what but I know he gets paid well because we want for nothing. It all started on a Friday night I stayed...

2 years ago
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my mature nieghbour

there is a lady next door but one to me whos husband died several years ago and i help her out with a few jobs and shopping etc i also go round her house every night to turn out her lightes make sure the house is secure she is always in her nightie sitting on the bed she is 67 years old but still has nice boobs for her age i have always wanted to touch them just for the thrill the other night i went round her house as usual and noticed two of her buttons on her nightie was undone and i could...

1 year ago
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Hot Sex With My Hot Girlfriend

Hello friends, My name is Vikas and I am from gurgaon. I use to work in mnc and have a good looking personality as said by others. Your feedbacks are must to tell me about my experience and if any aunty, girl or lonely housewife need pleasure then contact me (). I promise to keep everything confidential So now I will continue my story in hindi so that it will be easy for all to read it. Ye baat ek mahine pehle yaani july 2016 ki hai. Meri girlfriend thi jo ki abhi college mein thi final year...

1 month ago
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Closing time

It was my birthday and I was all ready to leave. I have worked a double waitressing today and was tired. I turned to leave and was suprised to see Jake, our cook, standing there. I had liked Jake since I met him a few years ago. He is now24 years old with muscular arms that I have dreamt would one day hold me. "Sorry sammy, I forgot my keys" he said moving closer to me. He almost touched me before turning hi hand as if it were his intensions the whole time. He was only a few inches away from...

2 years ago
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DENIZ AND AMELIA

Deniz is a 34 year old man raising a daughter on his own. His wife died many years ago and he was completely over it. In fact, he didn't even miss her but he feigned it for his daughter on occasions. He hated his wife and everything that she was. The only thing he had to be thankful for from his dead-wife was the beautiful daughter she had given him. It was true that his daughter's looks were turning into his wife's but that wasn't a bad thing -- she had been a knock out. She had blonde hair,...

2 years ago
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Priya Ki Garam Chut Main Lund

Hi friends, mera naam abhi hain aur main 31 yrs ka hoon aur Dombivli, Mumbai main rehta hu. Main ek MNC main job karta hu aur mere Lund ka size kisi bhi aurat ko satisfy karne ke liye kaafi hai. Main iss ka regular reader hoon, kafi saare stories padhi hain yaha joh real bhi lagi aur fake bhi isliye maine bhi socha apna experience share karu aapke sath. Yeh meri 1st kahani hai Indian sex stories par koi galti ho toh maaf kar Dena. Koi bhabhi ya ladki sex relation main interested ho toh mail...

3 years ago
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The Party

I was in my parents bathroom watching the party go on from their bathroom window. It was the best spot to watch the hot tub and the hot tub was where all the drunk naked women would be. As I watched, Mrs. Hamelton took off her swimsuit exposing her naked body to everyone. My dick grew so hard it hurt. Just then the door to my parents bedroom flew open and the light came on. I jumped into the bathtub and pulled the curtain shut. I could peak out and see the bed from where I was hiding. My mom...

2 years ago
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Submit Audio Sex Stories

Does the thought of recording and sharing your sex experience and sex fantasies, in your own unique voice, turns you on? Are you someone who loves recording and sharing your sex experiences and fantasies in your own voice rather than writing them up? Or even better, are you someone who loves to give your story a voice version along with the written version? If yes, you can now submit your audio sex stories to IndianSexStories.net! It’s easy, fun and exciting! All you have to do is to record...

3 months ago
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Fresh Dorm Angel Scissored Splits

As Vee and I walked into the showers, the girls that occupied it all stopped what they were doing and stared. Vee and I just looked at each other. We both blushed at the same time. I thought it was because it was the first time they had seen me naked. That's why I blushed. But Vee knew the real reason.I found out as the flat-chested girl, I almost ran into entering the showers for the first time, took it upon herself to initiate the embarrassment."Well, well, well, if it isn't the two...

7 months ago
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Female Car Broker K Sath

Hello friends, mera naam Eshan hai main 28 year ka hu, hot body I love gym, dance, tour, swimming, mai delhi se hu.. Agar koi interested ho girl, auntie, bhahbi, any one, any age, party, kitty party, tour, Delhi out of Delhi, phone sex, sex chat to mall () me. And don’t worry ye sab gupt rahe ga or full enjoy satisfied ab shida story pe. Note:- meri baki ki sex story read karne k liye search mai type kare “eshancallboy” Mujhe 2nd hand car leni thi to mai apne ek dost k sath car broker k pass...

6 months ago
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Dominance of Lady Angel

I am a control freak. I will freely admit it. I am hard-headed, a perfectionist, and quite used to getting my own way. In spite of these personality traits, or maybe because of them; sexually, I am never happier than when I am totally submissive. Finding a man, however, who was strong enough, and possessed enough self confidence to realize my potential had been largely unsuccessful. Until he came along. We have only known each other for six months, but in many ways, it seems like I have...

2 years ago
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She

i meet Claire in one of them branded coffee houses’ you know the ones small cups and over priced hot water, i sat in a corner sipping my drink and reading the morning post. i put the cup to my mouth and sipped again looking over the rim of my cup a spotted a small slim woman looking intently at me.I felt naked under her gaze and started to blush; next thing i knew the woman got up put on her coat and walked over to me.... "in 2 minuets get up go outside turn right into the alleyway you'll see a...

1 year ago
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Fucking his brother

This is a true story of how I was seduced by my new husband's younger brother. (This is my first story, so please be gentle) Their two-hour drive, from JFK Airport to the holiday home in the Hamptons, was a long one. They had just spent three hours on a flight to New York together with her best friend, Ashlynn and they wanted to rip each other's clothes off, but knew it was too risky and neither one of them was 100% sure of what the other wanted.They had met three months prior, at her wedding...

1 year ago
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He Shakya Nahi 8211 Part 1

Aaj Vicky thoda relax watat hota.Tyane MBA la admission ghetali hoti.College tyachyach gavat hot tyamule to rahanya ani khanyachya babatit nishint hota.College suru honyasathi ek mahina baki hota.Vicky tyachya aai vadilancha ekulata ek mulaga hota.Vay 24 varsh ani unchi 5ft 9 in angane avarage.Vicky far nahi pan barachsa lajalu hota.Tyachi aai gruhini tar vadil pradhyapak hote. Admission gheun don diwas ultun gele hote. Tisrya diwashi sandhyakali ghari aalyawar tyala samajale ki tyachya...

5 months ago
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At school

This happened when I worked at the same school where she went, she was in 9th grade, the bodies of many girls had started to get nice shapes, just like her.I used to admire her a little extra on the sly, but I think she noticed it as soon as I looked in her direction so she made a little more challenging poses, bulging out of the breasts or buttocks. We both knew that a relationship between teacher and pupil was not appropriate, even "forbidden", it was of course especially me as a teacher and...

1 year ago
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Uski Newly Married Wife Mili Gift Mein 8211 Part 17

Reena k hubby k jane k baad day 2 …. Reena ne aur maine khana kha liya.Hum dono bed pr lete huye tv dekh rahe the.Reena ne apna phone apni sister ko milaya. Reena-kaisi ho urvi? Urvashi-main to ekdum theek hun …. Tum aur jija kaise ho …. Reena-manoj to 20 din k tour pr gya hai …. Hum dono hain …. Urvashi-ohhh its amazing..Yaar..Maze h didi tumhare to …. Reena-wo to hai …. Aur ghar mein sab theek hai kya …. Urvashi-sab theek hain..Mummy aur papa to uncle k yahan shadi mein gaye hain …. Main...

4 months ago
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Am I An Angel Or A Devil 8211 Part 3

Hi guys.. Hope you all enjoyed my previous sex stories. If you wanna read those search for “Am I an angel or a devil”. Okay coming back to the story. After he left my dad came to the room. Dad: I am sorry dear. I never wanna do this to you. But I was in a situation that I can’t avoid. Me: its okay dad. I even enjoyed it. So please don’t worry. While talking to me my dad’a phone rang… after he attended the call.. Dad: you know who called dear? Me: who dad? Dad: the owner’s P.A. he said the...

1 year ago
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Ian Somerhalder Slash Series Episode 1 The Crow

Series: Ian Somerhalder Slash SeriesRating: NC17Summary: Something incredible happens to me when feeding crows. Disclaimer: I don't own the other character, that's right, now you can imagine yourself in the story!Feedback: Would be lovely.Title: The CrowHow I loved feeding the crows while on my way to work. I always had some spare bread to give out. Never did I break the bread in pieces, no, I just threw them on the pavement for the crows to eat. Sometimes they fought for the sandwiches, but I...

2 years ago
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A Nice Tight Taboo Ass His Birthday Present pt2

My asshole felt like it was being destroyed by Walt's enormous cock! For nearly 20 minutes He plowed into me with total abandonment! I was getting fucked so hard,my cock slapped against my stomach with every thrust,and my asshole felt like it was on fire! When He pulled me hard against him and started to shake,I knew the moment of his climax was upon Us!Tears of joy slid down my face mixing with Winnie's cunt juice,as I felt the rivers of his cum erupting into me! He filled me to the point of...

1 year ago
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Stevens next lesson from Mom part III

More fun to read if you've read the other's, too. I visited Mom again during spring break my freshman year.  We had a nice conversation over Chinese takeout, and the conversation turned inevitably to how things were going with my girlfriend Kate, at school. "I think we're falling in love." She put her hand on mine across the table and tapped her fingers, "Oh, course, you are, all freshman hookups do.  But you know what I mean, don't you? Is she good to you?"  She gave me a mischievous wink....

1 year ago
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The Reward

My boyfriend is such a jerk. He and I had never been exclusive, but now he wants me to himself. I want my lovers, so he’s out. I was depressed and wanted some attention so I called my ‘friend’ Alex. He came over right away and held me as I cried over the jerk. After venting and bawling for a few hours I excused myself. I went to my room feeling much better; I looked like a train wreck. My eyes were red and puffy and I looked very tired. In reality I was not even close to tired, I was feeling...

2 years ago
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02 brief sex Defloration of Francoise

02 brief sex - Defloration of FrancoiseBrief sex 02Françoise deflowering in the gym.Françoise was in the same class as me .. I was 16 .. it a little less .. I had for a while because my classes love .. with a woman much older than me .. (See the first stirrings in my stories). I had a crush on Françoise .. a tiny girl .. brown hair cut short .. a pair of boobs that made him think all the guys .. an ass hell ..Francoise had a bad reputation .. of "layers married down there." I must say it did...

1 year ago
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Dating Kelly Part VIThe Visit Part 1

"Oh fuck fuck yeah baby yeah Kelly ride my big dick. Let me stretch that tight pussy!" I was on my back and my girlfriend Kelly was sitting on top of me in the cowgirl position, bouncing around, causing her big tits to jiggle. Her blue eyes were closed and her mouth slack with ecstasy as her tight wet pussy was stretched open by my rock hard 9 inches. "Oh fuck babe I'm gonna-" With a start I woke up, laying in my bed, naked as usual, as my cock spasmed and sprayed my chest with cum. "Damn." It...

8 months ago
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Watching My Mum With Her Black Lover On Holiday

HiMy Mum and Dad have been divorced for a while now and my dad moved out and now lives with his girlfriend not too far from where we live.I live at home with my mum and my younger brother Liam.A few months back me, my mum and my brother went on holiday to Turkey for a week.We got a cheap deal on a 5 star resort and when we arrived it was really nice it had everything really.My Mum just wanted to relax by the pool and read her books and work on her tan,while me and my little brother just fooled...

1 year ago
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Sex Adventure With Best Friend

Hi friends, Main Indian sex stories ka lambe arse se fan rha hun. This is my first story about my first sex encounter with my best friend anamika which happened when I was in 12 class.Anamika aur main ek hi school me padte the.Wo dikhne me sunder thi.Uski aankhe bahut pyari lagti thi mujhe.Patli si kamar thi uski aur boobs bhi chhote hi the.Same school ki wajah se hamari jaan pehchan thi. Usne facebook pe request send ki mujhe. Hamari baatchit shuru ho gyi.. Hum log tym ke sath achhe dost ban...

1 year ago
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Good girl gone bad my first masturbation

I am a young girl going to college and working part time tutoring k**s. I was always curious about sex, but I've never try it before. Since my hormones was changing, that makes me even more horny sometime. Here's my first experiment with masturbation. On a Friday night, after watching some porn movies, my pantie was so wet I couldn't resist touching my slippery pussy. Since I don't have any toy, I thought of something crazy and run to the kitchen. There I take out a cold bottle of water, then...

9 months ago
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My First Sex With Tuition Teacher

I am Roockie, 21 years with a good physique.I am good lover of sex this story is about a real incident which I think shouldn’t have happened. I am a new story writer here and regularly an Indian sex stories reader. Let me describe you about my tuition teacher. She is aged around 35-40 years, with average height, fair skin, and long hair with a beautiful structure. She is a mallu.She stats is about 34-32-30.I loved her belly which is small and light of flesh This incident happened during my 10th...

2 years ago
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GetTogether After College Turned The Best Friend To Bedmate Forever

Hi all, This is mathew here from bangalore. This is my third story which happened last year feb in bangalore. About me, I am 5’9. 31 year old. Working as manager in a recruiting firm. Coming to the incident. This happens after college. But the heroine in this story is my college mate. I did my masters in a reputed college in bangalore. During the first week of the college I met a girl who was from bihar, but settled in andra. She was liked by everyone as she looks like a doll. Short, thin,...

2 years ago
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An unplanned overnight stay

An overnight stayChapter 1“I just don’t believe it,” said Lorraine as she looked in the mini-bar of the hotel room.“Not a thing to drink, this certainly is a cut-price doss house.”“We’ve had such a fab time so far, it seems a shame to spoil it now,” I commented.“So what do you want to do then,” asked Carl. “We could always go and get something to drink, if you want us to,” added Andy as he stood by the door of what was laughingly called the en-suite bathroom.I checked my watch, only 10:30pm,...

3 years ago
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Meri Padosan DrBhavini

Mera naam Sachin hai aur me Rajkot me rehta hu.Meri story ki heroin hai dr.bhavini jo ki married hai aur 1 bachche ki maa hai.Uska figure 34-28-34 hai height 5 ft 5 inch 1 bachcha hone ke bavjood usne apne figure ko a66e se maintain kiya hai.wo hamesha salwar suit me rehti hai.uska clinic uske ghar ke baju me hi hai.uska husband jo ki doctor hai subah 8 baje apne clinic ke liye nikal jata hai aur sham ko 9 baje wapas aata hai. Uska beta bhi subah school jata hai jo 1 baje vapas aata hai.Me bhi...

2 years ago
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The Lift Encounter

Dean was 18 and an avid watcher of the reality program's, from X-Factor to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Some of the times it would interfere with his work at the local hotel. But the following month that would all change for the better. Dean had found out a new show was about to start filming near the hotel and involve quite a few B listed celebrities, he thought one of his dreams would come true, watching a show like this being actually filmed. But his boss Mr. Jackson had other ideas...

1 year ago
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My First time

Can't say how old I was but that day was my first time.... I will say that on this day I ran away from home was hongry, broke and just not happy... I went in to one of our local supermarkets and found 20 bucks the on floor and I was a happy fellow then... Well I told my friend about and he said to me... "I know where you can get some pussy for a pack of smokes.." and I was like really, well I went to the store and brought two packs back, heck I had 20 bucks I was good... I went first... ...

2 years ago
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Neighbor Bhabhi Ke Saath Sex

Hello guys, basically m ludhiana se hu. Name not disclosing Mine age is 20 College going student. So ye kahani h mere pados me rehne vaali bhabhi ki. Main ludhiana ke posche area me rehta hu hmaare ghr ke bilkul saath park h jaha kaafi log subah morning walk ke liye aate h. So m gym addicted hu so kbhi kbhi terrace pe bhi exercise krleta hu ek din ki baat h maine dekh mere neighbour vaali bhabhi park me morning walk kr rhi thi unke 2 babies h but vo kaafi fit h.Unka size hoga umm 32 – 28 – 34...

10 months ago
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Tea Shop Aunty 8211 Part 1

Hi na peru phani raj. Maadi ongole . Ippudu nen cheppa boyedi na original katha. Aa aunty peru sri lekha(names changed) . Thanadi bustand daggara oka chinna tea shop . Thanaki mugguru pillalu .. Bhartha vadilesi yekkadiko jump . Intha ki thana shapes cheppa ledu kadu . 40,28,44 .. Avunandi .. Daani front choosina vadu abba ! Deeni sallu yenti ila unnai anukuntadu .. Daani back choosina vadu adi yeppudu vangithe chooddama ani kaasukoni koorchuntaru .. Daani tea and cigarate thagadaniki vache...

3 months ago
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Meri Boss Ne Apni Pyas Bujwayi 8211 Part 2

Ap logo ko meri story pasand aayi uske liye sukriya. Agar app Bhai, purush, Uncle kisi logo ko koi bhi sex ke related problems hon ya fir koi Aurat aunty, bhabhi ya ladki unsatisfied hon toh app muje apne vichar vyakt kar sakte hain “ ” . Chaliye ab aage badhate hian. Mein aur trupti ma’m bathroom mein the tab woh mera lund chusne lagi thi. Who ek dum loolipop kitarah chus rhi thi. Unho ne mere scotrum ko bhi acchi tarah se chussa. Bahut der chusai hone ke baad mera hatiyaar sukudne laga tha,...

1 year ago
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Fucking My Own Cousin Sister 8211 Part 1

Hi, This is Uday 25 years. My sister name Rani (name changed) age 26 years and 34c-32-36 figures. As I stated she is having big tits and a slim waist which drives me crazy and a big ass which always asks me to slap. She a cousin of mine who stays in the same village but by a distance. We are very close to each other and at the same time very open to each other. We actually act like as if we are boy friend and girl friend. Coming to the story. This happened in the recent times few months back...

1 year ago
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Sweety Aunty Ki Lambi Chudai

Hi doston, Mein aryan umar 20 saal college mein padta hu.. Ab tak 2 baar alag logo ke saath sex kar chuka hu ab ye meri tisri aur sabse favourite chudai ki kahani hai.. Mein ek high class building me apni family ke saath shift hua hun.. Hum a wing ke 8th floor pe rhete hai.. Building abhi nayi hai aur jyada koi rhene aya nahi hai yaha.. Humare buling ke sirf 5 falt mein families rhete hai baki flat’s investors ke hai.. Humare neeche wale floor par ek family rheti hai.. Gupta family wo 3...

1 year ago
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Into The World Of Romance Erotica 8211 Part 1

Hi, I’m Raj, an avid reader of ISS since the day I heard about the site. It has been almost four years, and there wasn’t a single day I missed checking out new stories. I always thought it is unfair not to contribute, and here I am with my first story. I came from a small town in undivided Andhra Pradesh and now settled in Hyderabad. I think I’m 15 when I first masturbated, and my aunt (Attha) wife of my maternal uncle was my first angel. She lived in the same town and was the sex bomb of our...

1 year ago
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Wife Swapping Heaven On The Earth Part 4

Hello iss readers. We are Rahul/Neha, and this story is based on our real life incident. We are from Ahmedabad. We are young energetic and good looking couple. I am of 29 years of age, 5″6 with 6″ tool. Neha is of 28 and 5″5, 36-30-38. We have been married since 6 years. And it is always difficult to maintain interest in sex after some duration of marriage. Same thing happened with us. So after lots of role playing and after convincing my shy wife to chat with hot like minded couple, we met a...

1 year ago
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Lalach Buri Bala 8211 The Wild Didi

Hi, pornasaxena apke liye fir laye hai, ek dard bhara aah ..  Mazedar mfff .. . Desi kahani. Patience rakh ke padhiye ga. Spelling mistake ya grammar mistake ho maf kariyega. Ha pasand aye to email karna na bhuliyega .. 1 sal pehle ki baat hai, tab papa hyderabad ke ek wholesale dealer ke under kaam karte the. Aj wo yaha gurugram yani gurgaon me kam karte hain. Maa ke gujre kai sal hogaye the. Ghar me mai aur papa. Mai tab 11 vi ki exam ki taiyari kar raha tha. Didi ki shadi ko kariban 2 sal...

1 year ago
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How We Fulfilled Our Fantasies

For your feedback sent me email on …Awaiting for your replies Thanks to all the people who liked my first story”Lodt virginity to the guy I loved whom I met online”Am glad that you all liked it here now I come with an other story so hope this story will raise your dicks and make your pussies wet Hie..Riya again thank you for the responses I have got…Hope this time you will get more satisfied People who are reading for first time this is riya mehra from bangalore my stats 38-36-38.Ohhh awesome...

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Duffle Lust

The Greyhound waiting room was already full when Lucy arrived to catch her coach. She was 23 years old, somewhat taller than average, with shoulder-length blonde hair tied into a ponytail, blue eyes and a fair complexion. She was wearing a white tanktop, a pink pleated mini skirt, white anklet socks and runners. On her shoulder she carried a large bulky dark green duffle bag made of a shiny nylon fabric. There was nowhere to sit but Lucy didn’t mind standing as her coach was due to leave in a...

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Mays New Equipment

May's New Equipment by Regal The built-in alarm turned the television on and caused May to open her eyes. It was seven a.m. and a Monday. A horrible combination. Moaning, she got up and made her way to the bathroom. She did not want to go to work today. She certainly did not want to see Kevin, not after that disaster last night. Maybe she could call in sick. She sat down on the commode as she normally did, but this time something didn't feel right. Still half-asleep, she...

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Aruna Kumari Madam Our English Teacher

Hi readers, I am Raj Kumar from Vizag ( Andhra) and im 27 yrs now. Telling about me I am 6ft tall and 6.5 inch thick cock. If you like this story mail me on This is a true incident which happened in year 2001 when I am in 12th class. I studied most of my schooling in boarding school and my school is a kind of military based school. Due to military training and other hard sports and stuffs I gained good muscle at that age only. Our school had hard rules, like Even in 12th grade the students in...

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The Black Saari And Red Heart Part 2

Hello Readers, thanks for all the appreciation mails for the 1st part of the story, for those who have not read it will request you to read it to understand the situation for ultimate enjoyment.As mentioned in the first part, myself Sameer Saxena and the star of the story is my friend cum investor’s beautiful & mercilessly sexy wife Tanya. This is the continuation of the 1st part so sit back and enjoy. Quickly I ran back to the balcony opened my zip and stuck out my tool. I couldn’t help myself...

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Girlfriend Ne Ek Bechare Mazdoor Ki Madak Ki

Hi, we’re back and we have another adventure for you …..This is about my girlfriend enjoying a construction worker… Hamare ghar ke samne construction ho rahi thi aur kareeb 12 mazdoor the….Sub bihari lagte the….Mein roz office jaane se pehele unke samne se nikal jaata tha…..Unko dekh ker ek din mujhe ek idea soojha….. Mein aur meri gf hum dono ko nayi cheez try karna accha lagta tha aur mein hamesha use bolta tha ki mujhe tere ander ek kala bada laude dekhna hai….Aur meri gf bhi maan gayi… Ab...

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Waiting for Robbie

When you pull up in the drive way from football, I am there, dressed in only a silk robe waiting for you. You step into the house and I see you swelling in your shorts instantly, I can see it's aching to be free. I kiss you deeply on the lips, and slowing massage your tongue with mine. I pull your shirt over your head and kiss down your chest. You're enjoying the teasing, but I can tell how much you want me. I get on my knees and pull your shorts down, releasing your ever growing cock from its...

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Iss Story Writing Led To A Sexy Milf Part 2

Its been great the kind of responses, i have been getting for this story, hence i decided to write part 2. Keep writing to , this will motivate to put write other incidents, After the first sex, we began to grow closer to each other, more than only sex, we like each others company, she was a bohemian, i am the person who is immersed in her beauty and personality, she wanted to experiment, i was dying to experiment, she wanted attention, she wanted some one to reiterate how great she looks, how...

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The Picture

The Picture by Heidi "But Henry, why don't you want to go fishing with your father and Uncle John? It will be great fun," asked Mrs. Miller, Henry's mother. She was quite frustrated because she knew her husband did not want Henry to spend so much time in the house. The two men had planned a three day fishing outing at her brother's mountain cottage. "Aw Mom, I really don't want to go. I have so much I want to do here at home on the long weekend." With a sigh Mrs. Miller...

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THE BIKE RIDE

Even after twenty-odd years of marital bliss, I still find it hard to understand certain actions of my wife. I mean, first, she gets mad at me for having an affair with our daughter... then she storms at me for breaking up the affair. As if that is not enough, she complains that I am not being randy enough! And boy, did she blow her top when our daughter let it slip that we were using protection. And now, she is mad that... I guess it all began when I sold my Jag for a 1987 model...

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Pretty Polly

Warning: This story contains situations that should not be read by persons under 18, so if you are under 18 go and watch Barney or if you are offended by this sort of thing then just don't read it. As always, feedback is welcome. Pretty Polly By Serena Lawhead Chapter 1: Revelations. Paul awoke feeling strange, "Funny, I don't remember falling asleep." Walking across the room to the mirror to tidy himself up he received a shock, The reflection looking back at him was...

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SRU Stress Toy

Spells-R-Us, Stress Toy DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF UNDER 18! It contains graphic sex and is for adults only. by [email protected] It was a typical boring Thursday. I had gone up to the mall for lunch. I noticed that there was a new shop on the mall. Some kind of occult store called "Spell's R Us". I hadn't been in one of those before so I figured that I would go check it out. In the store I saw many weird and unusual things. As I entered the story a little old man in a...

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My Obedient Wife Made My Dreams True

My wife is very beautiful and has got a very attractive figure. Many a times I have noticed people eyeing the sexy figure hidden inside the thin materials of clothes. She usually wears sari or salwar suit. She is conservative in nature. So she never tries to wear sexy outfits. But even in traditional dresses she looks very hot. Her fair skin, big boobs and perfect ass always makes her the center of attraction. Recently I changed my job. We changed the city and moved to a new city in Gujarat. I...

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The Consequences

The Consequences by anyport I blame my father for all my problems. He gave me some fatherly advice when I was young, and I've always heeded it, the advice? 'No matter how much you're in debt, always pay your gambling debts immediately.' Innocent enough advice, you may think, and under normal circumstances, very sound. Unfortunately, it has become so ingrained in me, that I would never, under any circumstance, avoid payment of a gambling debt. As you'll learn, this became my...

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His Birthday Present

My boyfriend had a birthday coming up and we had done every fantasy possible except one. He had always wanted a threesome with two women and him. I was reluctant but decided his birthday was the perfect opportunity to give him what he wanted. I took him out to dinner the night of his birthday and told him that I had a surprise waiting for him at the house. We drove home as quite as possible and I wanted him eyes closed straight to his bedroom where my best friend was waiting in his bed naked...

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MOMS SLIPPERY SLOPE

Johnny's mother Rita was a raven hair beauty. A former dancer, she still did some aerobics to keep up her figure. Johnny had his dad's athletic build and was filling out nicely, in every way, as he was growing up. His parents were both two very attractive people. But, truth be told, they were not so much attracted to each other now days as when they had been when they were younger and grew up together.Rita was quite happy with her husband Greg. Aside from his weekly Wednesday commute to the...

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My First Sex Experience In Night Bus

Hello all, This is my first story so please bear with me. I am Rajesh. I am 21 now. This story happened a years ago, when I was 20. When I was traveling in a Omni bus from hyderabad to Pune. It was a night travel. I booked a window seat online, I boarded the bus on time. I saw my aunty in the same bus. She was really happy after seeing me. Somehow we changed seats and sat together. She s around late 40s. Might be 48. She looks bit old only. But her breast s really big. I used to see t through...

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Deity Arms Come Fly With Me

Deity Arms: Come Fly With Me By: The Professor Authors note: This is the first story of my promised new universe, and I'm pleased to announce that any and all of you are more than welcome to write stories in it. In fact, that's one of the major reasons I wrote this story. My story is designed as a stand-alone tale, although I may revisit Deity Arms from time to time. It makes an excellent setting for my stories which would be inappropriate for Ovid. For example, there's no place...

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Fucking Neighbor Aunt8217s Daughter And Caught

Hi guys I’m jack. First I would like to thank for the huge support for my previous story. Mail me suggestion and comments to mail It was 2011 when I was in second year Engineering. I and my family are staying in a 2 bedroom house in Mysore. One room is left for me and another room is used by my parents. I used to study in my room and no one was coming to my room and I lot of privacy in my room. One day our neighbor aunty Suma came to our home to meet my mom. And they are talking about my...

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Uncle Petes Box

Uncle Pete's Box by Grimbo I hadn't heard from Uncle Pete in almost two years. Mom was the one to bring the bad news to me. Uncle Pete had died whiledriving home from work. A tractor trailer truck driver had fallen asleep while driving and he ran over uncle Pete's car on the highway. Not the way he wanted to go, but a least the end came quickly. We went to uncle Pete's funeral two days later. I wish I could say that I missed him, but since I went off to college, we had grown apart....

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My fantasy for my wife

It was Friday evening and we both fancied going out for something nice to eat and drink, we got showered and dressed, you were wearing that short purple dress that you wore in Mexico, which showed your cleavage and those sexy legs of yours and I wore my linen trousers and a loose shirt as it was still summer! We took a drive out and came across what appeared to be a nice restaurant, once inside we were told that there was a table available but would we mind sharing with a couple of other...

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From A Bodybuilder To A Female Group Slave

Hello guys, Pratik here from hyderabad. I am a student in hyderabad studying my MBA and this is a real incident which happened a week back. I am a bodybuilder who loves working out and this all started from the gym. It was 10 in the morning and I was very late to my gym most of the crowd was ladies mostly housewives so I didn’t pay attention and started my workout. I was working out on my chest that day and suddenly a aunty called me for help  I  completed my set and went to help her out in...

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The Wife Watching Me Sucking On A Cock

Honey i can`t stop thinking about last night i know it was a accident and you did not do it on purpose.my pussy starts to get wet every time i think about you having those three hard cocks so close to your mouth. tell me the truth was you tempted? you know it would not upset me if you wanted to see what it felt like to suck on a big hard cock and taste another man`s cum. as long as i got to watch my wife told me. it sounds to me like you want me to suck on another man`s cock i told her. only if...

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Baby Baby

Baby Baby by g. p. "Ow! That hurt" "Jeez aren't you the sensitive one. Here I thought you liked it when I nibbled on your nipples." "That was before you got me pregnant you miserable swine. Now as I've started to blow up like a beach ball every part of my body has betrayed me and become super sensitive." Cathy was into the sixth month of her first pregnancy. After having been a well off, self centered yuppie, with a perfectly proportioned exotic dancer's figure before the...

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Testimony Of Hameeda 8211 Part 1

Hi, I decided to post this story in the perspective of the woman involved in this. I hope you guys can enjoy it better… …My name is hameeda bint ahlam. I was born, and grown, in the central province, or the hill country. I did my school education here and was selected for science faculty of the mist famous university of this province. After 4 years, I received my special degree. Now I am working as a demonstrator in this university and as a visiting lecturer in the university of the capital,...

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Witch Chronicles 004 I Was a Teenage Sorceress Pt 1

WITCH CHRONICLES 004 I Was a Teenage Sorceress Pt 1 by JRD Author's Note: Here's the fourth part of the Witch Chronicles. The previous installments of this story line were originally published under different names. Here are their original titles: WITCH CHRONICLES 001 - A TG Witch's Tale WITCH CHRONICLES 002 - Elizabeth's Story-Elizabeth WITCH CHRONICLES 003 - Elizabeth's Story-Lynn WITCH CHRONICLES 004 - I Was a Teenage Sorceress Pt 1 WITCH CHRONICLES 005 - I Was a Teenage...

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Spazz A Token Story

Well I guess I've lurked long enough, now I'm posting my first fiction in years. All comments and criticisms are welcome. I do hope you enjoy this story. Spazz A token story by Jean Rea All rights reserved Sunday 25 March, 2005 "Good morning Judith and Angie, I've made some mods to the vocorder. Heeheehee" "Ummm I still need to work on the laugh function, I guess." "Gee boss I guess so. That sounded like that old kids video "The Iron Giant" "Angie...

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MY FIRST TIME

I was 13 and she was 14yo neighbour from up the road her parents had to visit a sick relative in the country and would be away over night.Her mother asked mine if she could stay with us on the Saturday night as she didn't want her to be by herself over night.My mother agreed and said to me that she would have to sleep in my room as mine was the only one with a spare bed and my older sister could sleep in my bed.But my sister hated Susie, I wasn't sure why, but she definity wasn't sleeping in...

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Birthday Presents Part 1

“Happy Birthday Allison,” my brother whispered in my ear, pushing me out of my sleep. I was still to tired to give him the proper smile, but I knew that it would make its way out in time. I was not the best when it came to early mornings, but I knew that Corey would make up for the early to rise moment. He always woke me up early on my birthday and I always woke him up early on his, thats how it has always been. “Morning,” I groaned, stretching my arms out above my head. I could hear the...

2 years ago
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The Transformation

The Transformation by Mistress Lisa He sat at his computer, staring unseeingly into the screen. His mind kept slipping away, darting into the dark desires he kept hidden from the world.....or so he thought. He was daydreaming about a tight corsette and satin panties, when he felt her hands on his shoulders. He turned to face her and his eyes opened wide in surprise. His dear friend and lover stood before him, dressed as he had never seen her. His eyes met hers and...

1 year ago
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My Paper Babe

My body clock is out of whack and I keep odd hours, going to bed before the chickens go to roost and getting up around 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning. This means that I’m up and about when my newspaper is delivered around 4 o’clock. For around ten years, it has been delivered by a lady named Mary, whom I call my “Paper Babe”. Mary is just a good old country girl in her forties. If I saw the headlights of her vehicle coming toward my house, I’d go outside to meet her, get my paper, and perhaps...

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A First Time Glory Hole Slut

I had a sexual first a couple weeks ago. A friend, Steve, invited me over to his house for a party. He is a friend I’ve fucked in the past but it was always at my house. It was never at his place. I gave him a “definitely” when he asked me to the party. I had to work that day and got to the party a little later than I would usually get to them. When I arrived, there were plenty of people there, most were already more than a little drunk. I found Steve in the kitchen and gave him a hug. He gave...

2 years ago
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Jewels First Lesson

After I called him the night after the club he told me the surprise. He was coming to see me Saturday night. I was very excited and told him, “I couldn’t wait." The day arrived and he texted me and told me, "He was on his way." I was at my mom's house and had to get home, so I was there when he arrived.  I made up the bed and waited around the house til the phone call came. He had gotten off the exit and was awaiting further directions. Once he had the directions he arrived fairly quickly. Once...

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The room next door

Last summer I was translating for my boss on an international business meeting in Okinawa. We stayed at one of those fancy resort hotels with a great view over the ocean. Of course we had a double suite room, because we make love every night, but one evening he had a meeting with some old friends, and I wasn’t invited. So I did what a girl would do. Take a swim in the hotel pool and check out a few boys on the beach. But there weren’t any. So I went to our suite room, sat in the chair at the...

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A Friend From Cyber Space

A Friend From Cyber-Space By Mister Double-U Susan sat at her desk at the McWilliams agency. She was the company receptionist. Larry McWilliams was her boss. He had seen her in the secretarial pool and decided that he wanted her for his own. Never mind the fact that he'd been through 6 secretaries in the past 3 months. Larry would always tell people that they just didn't work out. She was totally surprised when he asked her and even more surprised, two weeks later, when he asked...

2 years ago
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Real Life Incident With Neighbor Aunt 8211 Part 2

This story is 100% true and its not a fictional one.This is the continuation of my first story Real life incident with neighbor aunt, thank you Indian sex stories friends for replying me and I am lucky enough to get an open offer from a married lady from vizag to fuck her as her hubby lives abroad, I am going to fuck her next month, Thank you jack…inbox me at Summary of my first story: I am Rakeshvarma and I am an Mtech graduate from a reputed college of andhra (Bhimavaram).This story happened...

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Mommy Time

Prequel to My Silly Little S isterEver since I was fucked by Mom and Dad on Sunday,my Mom has been acting like a total Sex Freak! Then again,so has my Dad! He just won't leave my asshole alone. If no-one else is around,except for Mom that is,He keeps pulling my pants down and fucking my ass with everything from his fingers and cock,to veggies and dildos! He keeps calling it "Training Time!". I refer to it as "Heaven!" because God,I love it!On Wednesday morning,after Dad left to go to work at...

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The Girls Room

The Girl's Room Written by Mr. Pec Tony had to pee like there was no tomorrow. He moved quickly through the busy mall crowd in search of a restroom sign, and when he found it, he all but ran down the hallway. He came to the men's restroom and noticed an 'Out of Order' sign on the door. Groaning, he painfully started back to the mall. That was when he noticed the women's restroom. Reconsidering only for a moment, Tony quickly knocked on the door and pushed it open...

1 year ago
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Maa Aur Uncle Ko Saath Dekha

Hi, mera naam anuj hai. Mai Noida ka rehne wala hoon. Hamare family mai mai, meri mummy aur mere papa hain. Papa ek marketing consultant hain. Meri mummy ki height 5’6” hai. Unka figure bhi accha hai (exactly pata nhi mujhe). Ek din dinner karte waqt humlog fitness k uper discussion kar rahe the. Maine suggest kiya ki humlog ko bagal wali park mai roz running k liye jana chahyea. Iss p mummy ready ho gayi. Papa bole ki unko office se aate waqt raat k 9 baj ajte hain so wo nhi aa payenge. Bas...

1 year ago
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Construction Worker

She wore her hair long but had it pulled back behind her head in a ponytail that day. As the long legged beauty with hips which didn’t quit and an ass for each and everyone to look at, Terra pulled in and got out of her 14 year old pickup truck. They saw her almost immediately and either slowed down what they were doing or just stopped everything altogether so they could watch her “saunter” back behind her truck to get her tools and put them on. It was as if it was all slow motion as the hands...

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Louie In The Sky with Petticoats

Dear reader: I hope you like this story. Your comments are cheerfully appreciated! Louie In The Sky (With Petticoats) By Spinner Copyright 2000 "Maybe it'll be an Olympic sport someday," Lou said with a grin. "Now you're just being silly," Bonnie replied, a coy smile on her face. "Blanket toss is just something my friends and I like to do to pass the time. You ought to try it someday. I know you'd get a charge out of it." "Well, at the risk of sounding like a chicken --...

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Magicians Assistant 7 Tomfoolery

Magician's Assistant 7: Tomfoolery By Deane Christopher Edited by Steve Zink Copyrighted: 2001 "Hey!" Jasmine quipped as she and that lesbian lover-girl of hers waited for the waitress to bring them their breakfast selections that Saturday morning. "I just thought of something!" "And, what - Pray tell! - is that?" Mary casually asked. "Well... and let me first preface this by saying right up front that I wouldn't have it any other way! You know, because I love you! And, I...

2 years ago
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The Frat Boys

The Frat Boys By Slutty Tammi I was supposed to be staying at school for my chess club practice until 7pm, but it was called off when the chess teacher had to run off, to take care of her daughter after she fell ill. My parents were out of town for the next three days so I tried to call my sister to pick me up. I rang and rang, but the line was engaged. She must be talking to her friends on the phone I thought, so I just had to walk home by myself. I would've just gone to a...

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DADDY CAUGHT

Today is Saturday and that is my normal day to take care of the yard and any little incidentals around the house. I am a pretty good handyman, even if I do say so myself. Unlike George, my next-door neighbor, who can’t do anything mechanical. Smart fellow, and super nice, just can’t work with his hands. I hate to be disturbed when I am working, so some time ago, my wife and I agreed that she would take the k** and do her weekly shopping, movie with the girl, whatever, on Saturday so as to stay...

1 year ago
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The Surrogate

The Surrogate The feminine sultry voice on the other end of the phone was familiar but for the life of me I couldn't place it. It was quite obvious to other party that I was having difficulty and I could sense her enjoyment in the situation. The conversation, if that is what you would call it, had lasted a little more than 5 minutes when she finally ended my torment. "Since you obviously have no idea who this is and you're still too proud to ask, I'll go ahead and get right to the...

2 years ago
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Fun With Panties

My wife and I are always having swimming parties. We live in a gated community and with our Olympic-sized pool in our backyard we always play host to different gatherings in the neighborhood such as the Fourth Of July Party, Halloween, and Christmas. (Although the Christmas parties are usually held inside.) It was at the Fourth of July Party this past year that the most erotic thing in my life happen to me. Something which I have not spoken about with...

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Halloween Party

Halloween Party by Suzi (Johnson) Thomas "Hi, dear," my wife said when I walked into the house, "how was work?" "Not bad," I replied, "we landed that new account, so the boss was thrilled. What's new?" "We're invited to a Halloween party, a costume party, at the Peterson's Saturday night. Do you want to go?" In truth, we hardly knew the Peterson's, having been introduced by a friend of a friend, and we usually didn't really celebrate Halloween. "I guess so, sure, why not," I...