Family Trip to Jamaica
So leading up to summer I made sure to drop hints to my parents that we needed to do something grand. My mom and dad are never ones to shy away from a challenge, and dutifully set out to shut me up. A little before school was to let out they called a family meeting (yes, those don't just happen on TV) and announced they’d booked a vacation to a luxury resort in Jamaica. I couldn’t stop myself from exclaiming, “Holy shit!” “Language, Jason,” my dad said with a smile. “Yea, relax dork,” my...