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This is a fictional tale, imagining what may have happened if my partner and I had met when we were teenagers instead of in our middle age.

It was the summer of 1989. Teresa, a 17 year old girl, was working behind the bar of the local pub and the temperature was 89 degrees Fahrenheit. It was so hot that all she was wearing were skinny jeans and a bustier top. She had large breasts and it was so hot the sweat was running down her cleavage. It was a day like any other until a young man called James entered her life.

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