LifePornStories
- 1 year ago
- 26
- 0
The first time I ever came across sex was through masturbation when I was sixteen, before this I had never really ever been aroused before or touched my cock in a sensual way. I am twenty one now and have had sex with many girls and also my sister and mother somewhere around seventy to eighty times. Sex had passed before this special day. So settle down and let me talk you through the day that changed my life forever.
I had been out jogging in tight white spandex pants – I was captain of the school soccer team – and a white vest top. It was a daily ritual that had happened many times before. I always carried a bottle of water with me and it was more or less guaranteed that I would go to the toilet as soon as I got home. But today was totally different, when I got home I discovered I was locked out. Somewhere on my jog I managed to lose my key. Not a major problem you might say, well usually no. Today however I was close to bursting for the toilet. We live out in the countryside so there are no neighbours, so I decided to go around the back of the house and relieve myself there. On my way around the back of the house I phoned my mum to get her to let me in. This is where it gets interesting.
Sex Stories 69! There are times in every horny bastard’s life when pictures or videos won’t cut it. Fantasizing about that hot bitch you will never have the opportunity to fuck won’t get you off either. Hell, thinking about something fucked up like your mother riding your penis also won’t get the job done!Sometimes, you just need to read some written erotica to cum. But I’m not talking about one of those old fucking romance books your grandmother read as your mother rode your little ghost cock....
Sex Stories SitesWant to get kinky at Fet Life? Never before have fetishes and kinks been as popular as they are today. I don’t know if it is because the invention of the internet has led to a greater level of transparency and communication when it comes to peoples’ deepest sexual desires or if it is because we are just becoming more open and accepting as a society. Or maybe it is something else altogether. Whatever the reason, more and more people are embracing their kinks, and it is a beautiful thing to...
Hookup SitesJe donne rendez-vous à Mélissa vers 20h dans une commune avec pour consigne une jupe sans sous-vêtement avec un petit mot bien décolleté. Arrivée 20h je rejoins Mélissa nous avons chacun notre voiture je l'embrasse en guise de bonjour et je lui dis prends ta voiture et suis-moi. Nous nous sommes dirigés vers un belvédère la nuit commence à tomber nous descendons chacun de nos voitures et nous nous dirigeons vers le point de vue, là je place Mélissa contre la barrière je lève sa jupe, elle ne...
As usual, a hot mix of real experiences and fantasy. The part that is fantasy would surprise you- ENJOY and Comment please!!15 Playtime Stories 15 – ABS Wildlife “Just another trip to the arcade” turned into a very memorable time. I was away on business at a convention and very horny. I hadn’t been able to indulge in nearly a month and a half. The first night of the trip I had been fairly lucky for a Wednesday. I had done a lot of cock sucking, but as a guy. Thursday afternoon I still...
It was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece between all the polises, and Xena could concentrate on petty crime and feuding Gods. But now Xena had been on a mission in Asia for years,...
This is not the story of how my mother, my sister, and I escaped that catastrophe, of how the starliner Pegasus II tried to escape the disaster into FTL only to be destroyed by debris, of our flight to and rendezvous at the lifeboats, of the 24-person lifeboat jettisoning with just the three of us aboard. There are at least a dozen such accounts from the 87 survivors from the Peg, and most, to be honest, are more compelling. This is not the story of the first tumultuous hours after the...
Below a new set of real life stories about a beautiful hot Brazilian women Fernanda, nick name Peituda Safada.You can meet her at the strip-club Rota96 in Curitiba Brazil!Fernanda & Paulla entertaining a guy.I had sex 2 days ago with together another dancer from the club:An american guy wants see how 2 girls do lesbian sex.He orders us to put out all clothes, only we must wear our shoesAfter that we must kissing. He wants see how our tongue goes deep in each other mouth .We must play by...
Mom and Dad had been planning to renew their vows that very evening, and Mom had arrived at the lifeboat directly from the station where she had been shopping and getting made up for the ceremony. She was already in her white dress, tight around her torso to accentuate her remarkable figure but flowing in the skirt to give her an ethereal look. She wore white stockings underneath, the lacy tops barely visible where the skirt had ridden up. Like the rest of us, she was shoeless, probably...
PART 1 Them fuckin’ Armed Services get all the credit, but who gets their asses blown out of the water to get them their crap, for chrissake? Us fuckers in the Merchant Marine, that’s who. Goddamn sub-bait. And then they don’t send nobody to fish us out. Goddamn Krauts. Goddamn war! Cookie bobbed in his lifejacket and watched his ship disappear, a sorry excuse for a vessel, to be sure, but nonetheless, his ship. Sailors deep-six all the time, the risk they signed on for, perhaps. Bad luck,...
Hi, lets get into the story straight away. This incident happened wen i was doing my master in uk. well telling about me i am 5″7 normal built body with a Indian tan and have 6″ to satisfy pretty ladies. To tel you about my girlfriend monika(name changed) she was a north Indian very pretty fair and slightly on the plumpy look and had a feature of 38-34-34 and she was a normal girl but very sweet. The story, me and monika had joined for our master in the same uni but were strangers from the time...
SexualStories! Do you like jerking off to erotic fiction? Well, you are not alone, mate. So many horny fuckers out there eat up this kind of smut. So, it’s not out of the ordinary. But where can you find a collection of sex stories that can get you off?Well, there’s a fuck load of options to choose from, and one such site you should consider visiting is Sexual Stories. Here, you are bound to find compelling sex stories that will make you cum in your pants right where you fucking sit.I know; it...
Sex Stories SitesNaanum enathu nanbanum dress edukalam endru oru maalku sendru irunthom, appozhuthu car parkingil carai park seithu vittu kizhe irukum liftil sellalam endru angu sendru ul ponom. En nanban ulle sendru irukum pozhuthu iru kaathalargal nadanthu vanthu irunthaargal, naan athai paarthu iruvar varugiraargal endru sonnen. Appozhuthu lift operator sirithu neram liftai niruthi vaithu irunthaar, appozhuthu puthithaaga thirumanam aagi irukum iruvar vanthu irunthaargal. Athil puthiya manaivi miga sexyaaga...
Hello there, and thanks for taking a look. I am looking to roleplay out a sexfight story. I am willing to have a chat about it, if you're not into roleplay, but I am mostly looking to roleplay. If this post has been on here for a while, don't be afraid to message me. I am ALWAYS looking for a roleplay partner, and this is a general story post, so there is a lot of options for me to play with many people. Now, here is a massive list of sexfight scenarios that I've written up for us to...
Hello indian sex stories dot net friends oh sorry hello fans ela unnaru andaru baaga guddukuntunnara nenu malli vachesa naa sex journey inko adugu munduku vestu nenu oka iss reader adeh andi naa contest winner tho ela dengichukunnano cheppabotunna so andaru vinandi annattu mee andariki oka good news ippudu naaku msg cheyalante mail cheyalsina pani ledu I am on instagram @kramanjali ani type cheyandi leda naa mail id ki mail cheyandi link teesukondi annattu kondaru mail chesi stories thondaraga...
Hi, readers, I’m from Chennai. This is the conversation between me and another Indian Sex Stories reader, who emailed me after reading my previous sex story. I hope this helps in satisfying your current mood now ;) enjoy. Anyone interested can email me to Aunties, I can really satisfy all your needs from being dominated to getting dominated.:d So, here it is from the start. Her: Hey, I read your story in Indian Sex Stories. I really loved it and it also made me cum a lot. I am feeling so good...
Sexperience with Hot Neighbour Aunty by Maid's help (1)________________________________________I got up early in the morning. It was a new area. I had just shifted 2days back. I just climbed the terrace and thought let me just have a small walk. I was just walking and was watching the whole area from terrace. Love to see the morning view. All desi ladies will be out early morning for sweeping, cleaning in front of house, putting Rangoli. The nighty they wear and bend to show their awesome ass...
The Sexworld. An alternate universe to our own, where sex is as common as saying hello. The people there, always horny and nearly always pansexual, have integrated sex into every facet of society. Public and anonymous sex is accepted and normal. Unwanted pregnancy and STDs are a thing of the past. Monogamy is considered quaint and old fashioned. So go ahead, and look around! Watch as a waittress gets a nice assfuck from a customer in addition to her tip. Hang out with sorority girls all fucking...
Hmm, SextingForum? Of course, I prefer the actual act, fucking and all that, but sexting can also be fun foreplay. Who knew that there is a forum chat designed just for that, and if you ever liked sexting, now is your chance to explore a wonderful world you might have never known existed. It is called sextingforum.net, and while it mostly revolves around Snapchat sexting, it involves other types of that shit as well.I was honestly surprised to see that this forum site was more or less quite...
Porn ForumsTracey the LifeguardBy: Jake OliveNote: As always, feedback is greatly appreciated. [email protected] had finally come to England and Tracey was very happy to be working as a pool lifeguard. At 22 Tracey was probably a bit too old to still be holding temporary summer employment but she had spent the last four summers working as a lifeguard and she couldn’t think of any reason to stop now! Tracey’s wasn‘t always the brightest or most mature girl in the world and unfortunately she had...
“So, how should we do these Stone’s songs?” Phil asked at our rehearsal session. “I think we all know the music, we just need to come up with a pretty awesome arrangement; we don’t want to sound like yet another cheap cover band.” “I had some ideas, if it’s okay for me to make some suggestions,” Allison said. “Of course it is,” Phil said. “Everyone can have a say, there’s no rule that says you can’t participate in the discussion.” “Thanks, Phil, I guess being the newest here, I’m a bit...
Naan oru engineer, oru katidathil velai paarthu varugiren. Ippozhuthu en sontha uurai vitu vitu thali vanthu irukiren aanal naan en kanaal paartha sexyaaga kaama anubavathai ungalidam pagira vanthu irukiren. Naan pothuvaaga kaama kathaigal niraiya padipen athanaal enaku en vaazhvil nadantha sila suvarasiyamaana anubavangalai ungalidam pagira pogiren. Naan velai paarkum idathil athigamaana aatkal velai parka maatargal 10 perku kuraivaagave velai paarpaargal. Athanaal naan eppozhuthum avargal...
Reddit is full of great NSFW subs and I love exploring through them and seeing what it is that they have to offer. And in the end, I find all kinds of content. I find amazing pictures, sexy videos, and then some subs are entirely text-based. And when you think of text, you probably don’t have sex as the first association to that word, even though it does rhyme. Well, /r/sexystories changes that, with some of the sexiest fictional and non-fictional stories for you to read and enjoy. There are...
Reddit NSFW Listby Vanessa Evans Part 01 Okay, so I’m an Essex girl. I may be blonde and reasonable looking but I like to think that I’m not your stereo-type Essex girl. I’m slim, and have small breasts and I have a degree in Forensic Accounting. My name is Millie and after I left university I was lucky enough to get a good job with a big bank. It was in my home town, Loughton, as well; but after living in a hall of residence, then a shared house, I decided that I wasn’t going to move back in with my...
“That’s one pound fifty change, and your band. Pool closes in twenty-five minutes.” “Do I need to wear this?” The receptionist had given me a blue band such as one would receive at a gig. “Yes, the lifeguard will need to see it,” she replied. The receptionist was a petite girl, blonde hair sitting on her shoulders, wearing the supplied blue polo shirt all the staff wore. For a petite girl she had an impressive cleavage, pushing at the buttons on her shirt. I thought I’ll just show it to the...
FetishI wrote my first story on ISS with title ‘ Sex With Neighbor Aunty Sumithra’. It was a great hit and people appreciated it.One of those girls contacted me on my mail (). We initially chatted on mail, she wanted to see my dick and also wanted to have sex chat. So I agreed and we then started chatting on hangouts ( as she didn’t want to reveal her phone number or her face). Our chat started with an introduction, and she said that she is from Mangalore. After hearing Mangalore, I just started...
After a grand week of losing my virginity, I thought I was in for a nice, restful Saturday. Probably no jerking off either, as I’d blown well over 20 loads (14 with the girls, before Alex’s blow jobs, not to mention jacking off), in the last 5 days alone. That’s a new record for me, easily. I went to bed almost as soon as I got home. It was about 10:30 when I pulled the covers up and laid my head on the pillow. I thought of the great week I’d just had as I drifted off to sleep. *****When I woke...
Last night I went to the pool late and ended up having a threesome in the showers.Usually, I go to the pool during the day. It feels warmer, I get some work on my speedo tan, and in the middle of the day, the pool is generally quiet. Yesterday (Friday) I was busy with work all day and time just got away from me. The pool closes at nine pm and just before eight pm, I decided to go for a late-night swim. I really wanted to get out of the house and had nothing else planned.The pool was quiet...
Gay MaleEric was in town for business. He hated having to take trips for business, but always made sure to book a room at an upscale hotel with fitness facilities, a hot tub, sauna and a pool. It was late when he arrived and got settled in his room. Figuring that he had just enough time to swim a few quick laps before the pool closed, and maybe take a short soak in a hot tub, he stripped off his street clothes and slipped into a black lycra speedo with a colorful print pattern on the front, one of his...
Scenes from a Kid's Life Group 5: Songs; Stories ©2006 by Jan S Edited by Amelia R. Songs: Ally heard the piano; he threw his pencil up in the air and ran out of the room; he thought that Jim was home, and he badly needed to talk to Jim, and he badly needed an excuse to quit doing homework. Whenever he divided a half a cake by one fourth, he kept winding up with more cake than he started with. How dumb was that? Why couldn't math be logical? And finding out why Jim had...
Después de lo que había pasado en el hotel aquel, no podía quitarme de la cabeza lo ocurrido.Antes de salir de la habitación me había dado un pequeño papel con la dirección de su trabajo y el número de teléfono.Había pasado ya casi un mes cuando encontré esa nota guardada en mi cajón entre mi ropa anterior, la saque y no pude evitar sentir que mi respiración se agito recordando de nuevo aquella verga en mis labios entrando y saliendo, sus venas marcadas.Cargue la nota entre mis libros unos días...
Ships, particularly warships, have watertight compartments to stop internal flooding from torpedoes, bombs, or other hull damage to the ship. Sailors slam the heavy steel doors (hatches) shut and seal them tight, also known as dogging the hatches. This keeps the ship afloat during times of crisis.Military people, particularly those who have seen combat, also have compartments. When you’re flying off of your leader’s wing (who is also your best friend) and he gets blown out of the sky and you...
Love Stories(C) Mojavejoe420 2020 Ships, particularly warships, have watertight compartments to stop internal flooding from torpedoes, bombs, or other hull damage to the ship. Sailors slam the heavy steel doors (hatches) shut and seal them tight, also known as dogging the hatches. This keeps the ship afloat during times of crisis. Military people, particularly those who have seen combat, also have compartments. When you’re flying off of your leader’s wing (who is also your best friend) and he gets...
I am the mighty Cernunnos, nature god of the old world. I am the lord of all male animals, fertility, and procreation. There was a time when you humans revered me. Then, you decided to worship false gods that you invented. You worship material possessions and worse more, you worship gods like the Christian one. Your kind has forgotten me, but I will be ignored no longer! I have taken one of your most desirable women, now I shall take another. I used a minor version of my spell for the first...
“Tim, we have got to talk!” Leslie said in a strange tone the moment I showed up for work the next day. I assumed I was either in trouble or getting fired or both.“What’s up Les,” I asked nervously.“The ladies don’t want Ellen back as their lifeguard. They want you,” she said. “You made such a nice impression on them that they want you to be their regular lifeguard. And obviously naked, of course,” she grinned. “Did you ever think that you would be paid for walking around nude?”“I don’t...
MILFA year after we had moved from Maryland to Massachusetts, I was working a job with a large technology company. It was a decent job, interesting technology, pretty good people, and the company was making money. The downside was my new boss.He and his family moved to the area from California. He was a small man and was way more concerned with being liked than being a good manager. I would avoid talking to him because every answer he gave was something straight out of whatever management book he...
Wife LoversSaturday was two nights before Halloween. Our friends, Lisa and Jason, who had us over a few months earlier for their house warming party, were throwing a costume party for a small group. Sheri hated Halloween, but I always enjoyed it. Even though, she did enjoy planning our costume ideas. We decided on going as Tony and Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie. Sheri looked incredibly hot in the skimpy costume.As we drove to the party, Sheri told me that her friend Ana would be there. The last time we...
Wife LoversSexing It Up By Cal Y. Pygia What catches your eye when you're viewing sample pornographic video clips on the Internet? When it comes to sex, my own tastes are eclectic, although I find myself watching videos involving anal sex, bisexual threesomes, cum shots, gay males, lesbians, oral sex, public nudity, shemales, and spanking the most, with occasional forays into vaginal intercourse, tit fucking, and interracial sex. With rare exceptions, I rule out films in which the actors...
It had been quite a few months since Michelle Dean had returned back to Essex, England from Ibiza. Everything looked the same way she left it back in June 24th, 2005, eight years ago. Michelle returned to live with her Mum in Essex who 'd found a new lodger, a strikingly good looking doorman down at the club called David Watts. One dull Thursday morning Michelle came down the stairs in just a slinky pink nightie and went through to the kitchen to make some breakfast. The front door opened and...
Straight SexI just turned 16 and my parents strongly encouraged me to find a job. I say “strongly encouraged” because they were cutting off my allowance now that I was old enough to work. Fair enough.I checked the want ads in the local paper and didn’t see anything that sounded remotely interesting. This was going to be harder than I thought. But then on Monday, I went to PE class and saw a help wanted ad on the locker room bulletin board. A new local health club was opening and needed a lifeguard for...
MILFI have a beautiful home in my village. Amidst the mountains, you wake up to the sounds of rare birds and waterfall. The air itself has romance in it. If you are alone, your mind and body will need a companion. At nights it gets tough. The cold weather and the flickering fire can lite up some unknowing desires that insist to be fulfilled. I am writing a story of a sexual affair with my maid and how that became my inspiration. When lonely, only way to survive is to have a drink and watch some...
Maid/ServantIt was a distinct surprise to Mr. Duchose to find himself in the empty white room, still lying in bed, but clearly not the bed, nor the room, where he had fallen asleep. He didn’t seem to feel entirely himself in other ways. When he’d retired for the night, he felt a distinct soreness in the throat which usually indicated the onset of a bad cold or flu, accompanied by a feverishness and headache. His body had the normal aches of a 68-year old man, but more intense tonight, more...
Lifeguard At A Nudist Camp I could not believe it when I got hired as a lifeguard at a nudist camp. Interestingly I had to wear trunks that identified me as the lifeguard, while everyone else was naked. The job came with food and lodging. I saw women from babies through teenagers, adults, and old ladies. I saw breasts from nonexistent to drooping to their waists. I saw guys too but tried not to look at their cocks, even so I saw some real monsters. I saw all sorts of scars from...
Hi Friends, I am back with my third story. For those who haven’t read my previous stories I am from Pune, age 29 working in MNC. Have 7 inch long and 3 inch wide cock So coming to the story, after reading my second sex story Online chat to real sex , I got an email from a lady saying would I like to help satisfying her. I responded the email with yes, saying I love to satisfy women and always seek for their happiness. So we agreed to the time and day of meeting. We also decide to meet at her...
In the swimming pool, fixed and fucked. I am a 22 year young girl, was with friends at the pool, and looked where to swim. When I was suddenly thrown another into the pool. There was a problem, I could not swim. I tried again to get out of the pool but could not. Eventually, 2 lifeguards jumped into the water and rescued me. But I was not responsive. The lifeguard took me out of the water, put me on the stretcher and took me in a locked room. Civil servants me until I was again accessible....
In the swimming pool, fixed and fucked. I am a 22 year young girl, was with friends at the pool, and looked where to swim. When I was suddenly thrown another into the pool. There was a problem, I could not swim. I tried again to get out of the pool but could not. Eventually, 2 lifeguards jumped into the water and rescued me. But I was not responsive. The lifeguard took me out of the water, put me on the stretcher and took me in a locked room. Civil servants me until I was again accessible....
In the swimming pool, fixed and fucked. I am a 22 year young girl, was with friends at the pool, and looked where to swim. When I was suddenly thrown another into the pool. There was a problem, I could not swim. I tried again to get out of the pool but could not. Eventually, 2 lifeguards jumped into the water and rescued me. But I was not responsive. The lifeguard took me out of the water, put me on the stretcher and took me in a locked room. Civil servants me until I was again accessible. They...
In the swimming pool, fixed and fucked. I am a 22 year young girl, was with friends at the pool, and looked where to swim. When I was suddenly thrown another into the pool. There was a problem, I could not swim. I tried again to get out of the pool but could not. Eventually, 2 lifeguards jumped into the water and rescued me. But I was not responsive. The lifeguard took me out of the water, put me on the stretcher and took me in a locked room. Civil servants me until I was again accessible. They...
OK je avais 19 ans et je voudrais donc à peu près ne importe quoi et baiser tout ce qui femelle avec une impulsion.Ma famille ne était pas à court d'argent, mais le compromis est que je ai perdu mon père, la plupart du temps par des engagements de travail. Et quand maman en avait assez de lui je lui ai perdu trop. Elle a fait ses valises et est parti.Je ne me plains pas, beaucoup d'argent a elle bénéficie, mais ils ne remplacent pas une famille et on devient égoïste. Je suppose que son singe...
Extemporaneity.Darry kicked back in his chair. The solution in the spray bottle had taken on an unearthly color but it had also clarified. And it didn't smell all that bad either, kind of reminded him of spicy musk cologne. The two new batches he had started with the sludge from the bottom of the first had gone through the expected changes. By the evening of the Alti-Verse Bash, he would have three bottles of the potion ready.The Mu Alpha Deltas (MADs) were the college science and tech geeks....
MILFIt is now almost a year later and I am a year older, my hormone treatment has been going on for some time. The short version of the past few months seems some of the most poignant in my life but not conducive to this readership. My skin was getting softer, my body hair lighter and most important to me, I started to grow breasts. Sam was watching the whole process and thought that I would, some day, have nicer breasts than her. My oversized penis was still that but at this point I didn't mind....
I gave birth to my son Daniel when I was 16, I know what that makes you think of me, it’s not true, at all. I was a horribly shy girl, still am. My son has been a bright light in my life but that is getting ahead of myself. This just explains how I ended up sexting with my son.I was an extremely shy introverted girl in school, my parents were very strict and overly religious. They did not make me shy, but they didn’t help much either. My looks didn’t help me much either. My hair is snow white...
My stories are going to be different. Its going to be based on my different fantasies and experiences I had so far. Its only sexting no real sex. I am a 22 year old guy from Kolkata, just like any other but am filled with the constant desire of sex. I had my desires one being sexting. I tried sexting with an Indian girl but she did not know much about sex either. Well I got the idea of introducing her to the world of sex. She was innocent and straight forward enough to answers all my questions...
Introduction: First, let me introduce myself…the author. I am a 37 year old divorced career woman, no kids. I am in a serious hetero relationship with an interesting sex life…pretty creative, with role playing and outdoor encounters being the most exciting. I have been lurking here for a few weeks, reading all the hot, sexy stories members have posted. I thought Id try my hand at writing and keep it busy and away from my coochie for a change. Im going to try telling this story as a male, to...
James Thurbers 1939 classic "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" was about an elderly inefficient husband having heroic daydreams. In 2002, Pretzelgirl published a wonderful pastiche, "The Secret Life of Willie Malter", about an elderly inefficient husband daydreaming of womanhood. But times keep changing - so I hope there is still room for another story about a quite young and efficient husband who has, nonetheless, problems which set him daydreaming in a third way... (Since here the...
When he raped me he thought I was 16 or so – it wasn’t until after the gang rape I told him I was only 13 – I told him so he would let me go but instead all he saw were dollar signs; lots of perverts want to fuck kids and they will pay heaps to do it. The type of men Jack whored me to liked little girls who cried and got frightened so I was perfect. He dressed me in clothes a 5 year old would wear and since every customer acted out raping me – the clothes were only ever worn once. I had...
I woke up late missed breakfast on my second day, I made my way to the shower cleaned Jake's smell off my body, I dried myself off put on my new Blue Bikini and headed out for a different pool than yesterday. Not sure if I just wanted to stay away from Jake and his buddies or just wanted new adventure! Once I arrived I found a chair took my cover off and lay down. It was another glorious day the weather was sunny and hot. The woman next to me started a conversation with me asking if I was here...
Three short stories for you to digest, tell me which of the three did it for you in the comments, and perhaps I can indulge once I know, with more of the same. Fridagirl1.) A Hidden desire surfaces, one I never knew I hadI knew him from school, around grade 8, when he was around me he behaved possessive, so I gave him a wide berth and ignored him, which was weird, because it just seemed to make him more determined and I began to despise him and I went out of my way to humiliate him and got some...