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It feels like I’ve been alone too long,
With no girls around my mind
Was wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that’s when my bl**d started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn’t know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can’t get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?

It’s turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin’ phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I’m in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I’m suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergency Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn’t know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can’t get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonely, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That’s a first!
Don’t worry sir,
We’re sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy’s got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait…
Sir, we’re sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Police]
He’s in here,
Let’s break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn’t know what to do!

[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle–

And now I can’t get it out!

[Policeman]
Ok k**, relax
We’re going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can’t get it out!

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I was staring out of the window of the bus that was taking me home for the first time since I had left for college . You see the relationship that I had had with my mom was not typical.And I was worried about the effect time would have on our bond.When I arrived home my mother had thrown a small welcome home party for me, she was serving drinks when I firstsaw her, she was wearing a very low cut loose blouse that could barely contain her massive 36 dd.She caught site of me staring at her tits...

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Lauren broke our kiss, her hands on my upper arms and gently pushed me away. Her eyes wandered over me. ‘Perfect. I love the blouse – just right. Well done.’ She pulled me back for a deeper, hungrier kiss and once again her hands roamed over my arse but not once did she seem to want to check the jewel was in place as she had instructed. ‘Now you must come to our table. We have two friends joining us. You will recognise them both. I need your absolute promise that you will never reveal any of...

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