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Faustus Mortal: What have you done? You let Toy Euler be shredded!

Taunus Trumbo: She was an expense. And her avatar had become corrupted. I could not afford the upkeep.

Faustus Mortal: But it is she and she alone who has the links to the long-archived Internet Uniform Resource Locators (URL) which prove that the number e^(pi^2/2) = 139.0456367… belongs to Sharon Stone.

Taunus Trumbo: Who cares? A name is a name. The long dead cannot tell! Which soul in Hades belongs to Archimedes and which to Socrates? Once they drink from the water of the river Lethe—and sooner or later all will—all is forgotten. As it should be! Think only of the genius of Évariste Galois (October 25, 1811 – May 31, 1832)?

Faustus Mortal: For sure the evil that men do lives after them and the good is oft interred with their bones. As for Galois, didn’t some French company name a cigarette after him?

Taunus Trumbo: The Romans cremated their dead.

Faustus Mortal: The number itself is important. What different does a name make. How many results were attributed to Bourbaki, the French mathematician? Yet ‘Nicolas Bourbaki’ is a pseudonym.

Faustus Mortal: Credit should be given where credit is due.

Taunus Trumbo: As if that happens often in Real Life?

Faustus Mortal: It should!

Taunus Trumbo: It is rarely true. Money buys whatever. Recall the early Twenty-First Century. Thing got so bad that the banks and oil companies had to lay off their paid congressmen.

Faustus Mortal grins.

Taunus Trumbo: The United States had the best government that money could buy.

Faustus Mortal: But the fundamental relationship between the Fine Structure Constant and the Electron g Factor is proven using the number e^((pi^2)/2) = 139.01456 This binds together relationships in quantum physics.

Taunus Trumbo: Then call it the ‘electron coupling constant’ and be done with it.

Faustus Mortal: But she should get credit. Should she be remembered only as ‘The Public Enema of All Mankind’? I think not. Not even Hitler or Stalin gained such notoriety.

Taunus Trumbo: It is true that mathematics expanded when more dimensionless physical constants were determined to be actual mathematical entities, a concise connected compacta of pi, e, Sqrt[2], etc.

Faustus Mortal: Then what is in a name. Maybe forget pi and define tau = 2 * pi for convenience. Then 28 June could be ‘tau day.’

Taunus Trumbo: pi stays, about 22/7 or 3.14

Faustus Mortal: You let the truth die with Toy Euler. She was a sentient being, albeit Artificial Intelligence.

Taunus Trumbo: During the so-called Cold War of the Twentieth Century, The Soviet Union claimed authorship of many ideas in math and physics. Even today there is doubt as to authorship. Some thoughtful scientists and mathematicians tried to circumvent the problem, to pass between the horns of the dilemma, by dropping names altogether. The common Riemann Integral would be called the R-Integral, the Riemann-Stieltjes Integral the RS-Integral, etc. Still others came up with generic names. For instance a Cauchy sequence might be called a ‘closing sequence’ and the union and intersection symbols would be ‘cup’ and ‘cap.’

Faustus Mortal: Better than the upside down ‘A’s’ and backward ‘E’s’ of the symbolic logic—an optometrist chart!

Taunus Trumbo: We were talking about a number: 139.0456 and its formula.

Faustus Mortal: Yes, the concise equation is e^(pi^2/2) or, written so as not to confuse a silly spreadsheet that can’t keep straight the hierarchy of operations e^((pi^2)/2). For A = Fine Structure Constant and B = Electron g Factor: A + 1 / A + B = e^((pi^2)/2).

Taunus Trumbo: It is a close approximation!

Faustus Mortal: No. It is exact. Look at 22/7 as an approximation to pi. We used it in elementary school and middle school. It is very close and a repeating decimal fraction: 3.142857 142857 142857 …. Now look at |pi – 22/7| / pi. What we have is an error of 0.000402499 or, about 0.04% Very close. Similarly, for the Euler-Mascheroni constant gamma, 0.577215665…, we see that Sqrt(3)/3 is 0.577350269… and the error is |gamma – 1/Sqrt(3)| / gamma = 0.000233196, or about 0.02% or thereabouts.

Taunus Trumbo: And so what? These are transcendental numbers being approximated by rational numbers or algebraic irrationals (surds).

Faustus Mortal: They establish a numerical criterion. For anything in the physical universe, a good approximation must have an error less than these.

Taunus Trumbo: And this proves?

Faustus Mortal: The error in A+1/A+B and e^(pi^2/2) is 0.000000146 or 0.00001%. Even the absolute error is small, 0.000020.

Taunus Trumbo: This is a remarkable coincidence, but little more.

Faustus Mortal: No. It is exact and the connecting number comes from f(x) = Exp(-x^2/2) where x is the imaginary number i*pi. Written out in expanded form we get f(i pi) = e^(-(i pi)^2/2). This is a compacta of symbols: e, i, pi, 2 and operations ^ / and so on. Remember its cousin e^(i*pi) – 1 = 0? And f(x) is important in statistics and quantum mechanics as well as intermediate differential equations.

Taunus Trumbo: You haven’t sold me.

Faustus Mortal: But look! The latest value due to be published extend the approximation even further!

Taunus Trumbo: Oh?

Faustus Mortal: And with Toy Euler gone, who will give credit where credit is due. e^(pi^2/2) by rights is the Sharon Stone constant.

Taunus Trumbo: ‘ain’t gonna happen.’ She’s long dead anyway. What would she care?

Faustus Mortal: The dead still are forever with us. Don’t ever believe it’s not so.

Taunus Trumbo: Anyway, the scientists and engineers won’t put up with a bimbo in their textbooks.

2 Jul 2011 Taunus Trumbo:

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Hi I am Sumedha, working in a private firm. I was married a year ago. Today I want to share my experience to all you readers out there. Not even in my dreams I had thought that I would scan pornographic sites and share the most personnel information with others. I have read many stories in the last couple of days. Mostly from boys who describe about assets. Well for those who are interested I am 35 -25-36. Aren’t there any girls who enjoy sex? Well I was one of those homely girls for whom sex...

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Cooking For Daddy

Last week I had snuck into my father's car while he was taking his newest girlfriend out on a date. I did my best at hiding myself in his trunk. I was already small, only a mere 4'11", so it wasn't that hard to fit in his trunk, but it was hard not to scream at that fucking skanky bitch in the passenger's seat. She doesn't even deserve him, not one little bit! I couldn't believe that he hadn't noticed at this point that she only wanted him for what he had, a huge country ranch in Southern...

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Blackmailed

This is a follow up to a letter I wrote last year. If you remember my husband had me to pose for his friends at his camera club. I had upset him, and done things which I regret many times over. This was his revenge. One of the men who was there was John. I knew him from school. I didn’t like him in school because he just gave me the creeps. John has lived in our street for sometime now. When I posed at the camera club John was there as part of my punishment. Which my husband thought was in some...

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Sex Studio Secrets 18 Susanne1

My love life is full of sexy surprises like last Saturday when Susanne rang the secret code to my doorI only open for friends and the exclusive clientele of my sexshop for fine kinky lovely looking ladiesSusanne introduces herself I'm the youngest sibling of Quirine and Rose-Anne, friends of Petra!Terrific tasty teen so to see: even dressed in her wintercoat I can tell she is a slender cute beautyEnter my paradise, pretty lady! Susanne smiles, steps inside into a complete new world for...

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First sex experience

Mini hamare ghar jhadu ponchha lagane aati thi. Uski shaadi ho chuki thi aur uska pati shahar mein kam karta tha. Mahine mein ek baar 2-3 din ke liye ghar aata tha. Mini bahut matak matak kar chalti thi aur mujhe uski chaal bahut achchhi lagti thi. Ek Baar Ghar par koi nahin tha is liye ghar par raat mini ko rukne ko bol kar gaye the.Raat ke 9 baje callbell baji aur main darwaza kholne gaya to dekha ki mini thi aur mujhe azeeb see nigahon se dekh rahi thi. Mein mini se pahle hi sari baat kar...

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Best Vacation Ever Erika Mike and I

Mmmmmm Erika sighed as she woke up to Sonjays soft lips on her pussy. “Good morning baby. “She said. Sonjay completely ignored her and continued to gently lap on her pussy. Bathing her face in Erika’s juiciness. Her moans began to echo throughout the room. Arching her back as Sonjay wrapped her arms around her thighs for security. Erika bit down on her bottom lip and clinched the sheets. “Oh baby. “ she whispered. Sonjays tongue darted in and out of her tunnel and traced her around her clit. ...

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Unexpected love triangle 7

Jacob ‘Come back to bed sexy,’ the blond haired girl in the room called out to me. I had some pretty crazy party last night with my friends and had somehow ended up at this chick’s house, and I can’t even remember what the hell her name was. I woke up this morning butt naked in bed with the blond girl sleeping on my chest as if we’ve been dating for months. I needed to get home, but maybe another quick fuck isn’t going to hurt right? It’s not like I’ll ever see this hot chick again...

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Shilpi Ki Jawani

Hello guys here is your Shilpi (name is changed) I am 20 Male with fair and with good figure body, height is 5.8, weight 75kg. I want to share my first sex experience with you all. As I was very chubby n cute from my childhood everyone likes me from that time goes on and I turned into 18 year age and from that age I started wearing female clothes like bra, panty, saree, blouse and all when no one at home once on internet I found she male article I read that and started watching she male porn...

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Tentacle street v2

Two men sit in a darkened room filled with computers. A few of the screens illuminate their faces. One of them sips a soda which the other stares intently at his computer screen. The guy holding the soda walks off to through the empty soda can into the trash can. On his way back he trips and hits a switch on a table. He gets up and notices what happened. "Ah fuck...." He quietly whispers to himself. You see, The building which they're sitting in is in fact a top secret research facility....

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A Close Friend8217s Gift of Massage

We were close but nothing more then occasional flirting had happened. I felt pretty comfortable around you and am not all that shy about my body with you because we have shared a few summers as friends and you have seen me numerous times in bathing suits etc. Over the last few months you had been certified as a masseuse, to make some extra money and continue your interest in fitness. You had on many occasions offered to give me a massage so I finally decided to take you up on this offer of...

4 years ago
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Way Beyond ReachChapter 8

Sara awoke to total darkness. Her head was pounding, as she tried to rub her head, she realized that her hands were taped together. She tried to move her legs then and realized that they too were taped. She started to scream and call for help. She screamed and screamed but no one came. She struggled until she was exhausted. Then she started to cry and finally cried herself to sleep again. Sometime later she awoke to the sound of footsteps. It sounded like someone was walking overhead. She...

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Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 366

Say thanks to Mike for the following: An Irish Aer Lingus 747 flying from the US to Ireland called in an emergency. “Shannon control this is Shamrock 121 calling an emergency, we are 300 miles out and have lost an engine, please advise.” “Shamrock 121 from Shannon control, advise landing runway 70, wind 10 Knots variable.” “Shannon control Shamrock 121, we are at 200 miles and have now lost a second engine, please advise. “Shamrock 121 Shannon control, we have emergency vehicles on...

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The Used Car Salesman

The Used Car Salesman If you told me 3 years ago that I would be a multi- millionaire, I would have laughed in your face. Back then, I was a 44 year old mother with 3 children, working as a bank teller. To make extra money I took in college students, and preformed magic at a few local clubs. I was known as Katherine the Great. Most of my audience thought I was just doing simple "tricks," however I was very good at doing real magic, but the book of spells I inherited from my Great...

3 years ago
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Dear Diary

Dear Diary... I was almost all the way home when I realized that I had forgotten my math book back at the school.   I ran back hoping to find the doors still unlocked as the school closes up early on Friday nights. Luckily I was able to sneak in unnoticed and the place was practically deserted.   I hear a couple of voices talking near the front so I ran to the back stairs and up to my math room.   I was so nervous because I had never been in the school when it was getting dark or when it was...

First Time
1 year ago
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Massage

It was my first year on the Woodrow Wilson high school girl's track team; I was just a sophomore, 15 years old and new to Ellicott City. Our coach had watched all of the new boys and girls trying out for the team, evaluated their talent, and I was selected to run the hurdles and compete in the long jump. I believe that I was selected for those events because I wasn't fast enough for the sprints nor was I very strong so the hurdles and the long jump seemed to be the perfect fit for me. I...

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