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Mein alter Kombi gleitet wie so oft schwungvoll über die Landstrasse.
Mit entspannten Bewegungen am Lenkrad folge ich ihren Kurven.
Heute ist eine schöne Frühsommernacht.
Nur noch ein Dutzend Kilometerchen und ich bin endlich zuhause!
Am Horizont seh ich schon das Licht meiner kleinen Stadt.
Sogar die Musik im Radio ist gut. Ich habe se recht laut gedreht.
Hätte ich das nicht getan, wär ich vielleicht nicht so überrascht gewesen überholt zu werden. Links von mir schob sich, kaum schneller als ich, ein Flugzeug vorbei!
Zumindest etwas Ähnliches. Es flog in nur drei oder vier Metern Höhe über dem Acker links an mir vorbei!
In solchen Situationen tut das menschliche Gehirn seltsame Dinge:
Automatisch bremste ich meinen VW ab, damit das Fahrzeug sich vor mir einordnen könne und ich dachte dabei: „Ach, Ufos gibt’s also tatsachlich! Hätt ich nicht gedacht!“
In diesem Augenblick erfasste mich ein Scheinwerfer, oder Energiestrahl, oder was auch immer. Jedenfalls spürte ich wie ich plötzlich einschlief.
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Being a hopeless loser is not for everybody. If you are someone who finds happiness in being surrounded by friends, being a hopeless loser is not for you. I understand that I am different from other people. While I am not able to understand why a rich person would want to work, I can understand, in principle, why a rich person would not wish to sit at home all day playing video games. Some people find their happiness from being around others. I am not one of those people. After convincing my...
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It had been a year, a year since the death of your beloved Great Aunt Rachel. She had passed away quietly in her sleep and the funeral was beautiful. You had watched the memorial proceedings with tears in your eyes as you remembered the times you spent with her during the summer in her house just outside of her hometown. She never had children of her own, so she spoiled your mother, her niece, and your mother's siblings, and you and her siblings. A few days after the funeral, you got a call...
Chet's first clue about the girls' plans for the evening came when Rhonda answered the door. She was wearing a big grin and a cheerleader's outfit that was an exact match of Lori's, right down to the extremely short skirt. The skirt was showing off some surprisingly shapely legs. With the shapeless clothing Rhonda usually wore, the formfitting scooped neckline top gave Chet the best view he'd had of her surprisingly full chest in years. And her glasses were missing, revealing some very...
Indian Couple’s Erotic and Loving Threesome with a Close Friend Part-1 I am Raj. I was a professional engineer, working in a multinational company in Jaipur. This incident took place some years ago. I have a good physic and am reasonably good looking. My friend and colleague Anil, was a smart 33 years young chap same as I and a very close friend of mine. Anil has athletic body and does regular exercises. He is also very handsome Punjabi (from North India). We were of almost the same age, in...
Wife LoversBy : Jaysh1234 Dear friends, Thanks for the response of my last story, Papa Kaa Pyar part 2nd. Now the third part is continued hope you all ISS lover will like it and give me their views on my mail. The characters of the story are, My girl — Aditi study in 10th std. tit size just 32 B cup Her friend Ridhima study in the same class little larger than my daughter Me (daddy) Business man jay 38 very handsome tall Ridhima mom Suchita (Suchi nick name) 33 widow and very sexy Me—haan suchi ab der...
As they entered bedroom Lisa ordered the collared teacher to kneel in the center of the room. Lisa proceeded one drawer at a time to go through all the drawers in the room. Some of the drawers contained clothes of her husband's which Lisa paid very little attention to. In the first of Mrs. C.'s drawers were panties and bras. All of these were dumped on the bed and after going though them Lisa threw all of them on the floor. "These all go Mrs. C." Mary was very embarrassed to be kneeling...
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This is my story of how I found myself living with a Harem of sexy vixens that changed my life from boring to extraordinary. I guess I should tell you a bit about myself first. I am 25 years old, 6’ 1”, 220lbs and have normal looks. I had hit a progressive jackpot at the MGM in Vegas when I was 22 years old. I was lucky to be smart enough to invest my good fortune and bought myself an apartment building. At 23 years old I was living the life. I had a 60-apartment building keeping my bank...
I had just bought a house in a small Western town. It was a brand new, one story house, built on top of a block of stores that had burned down in the 1970’s. After I had moved in, I tried to find out exactly what it was built on top of. No one could tell me for sure, it was either a farm store, hat shop, or a barber shop. I had become the town’s school teacher for the few students in 8th grade. It was summer time but I was planning lessons and working late one night, when I heard a strange...
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Hello dosto mera naam hai Nikita Ghosh. Aur main wapas aa gayi hu apni agli kahani ke sath. Jo log mujhe nahi jaante, woh ye jaan le ki main apki hot bhabhi hu jiske baare mein soch kar ap dil khol ke apna lund hila sakte hai. Main 34 saal ki hu aur koi kamsin kali nahi hu. Balki har mard ka lund jisko dekhke pant se bahar aane lagta hai woh aurat hu. Mere gore-gore bade stann aur meri matakti gaand ke sabhi deewane hai. Mere pati ‘Ghosh Babu’ meri chut ki garmi nahi nikaalte to mujhe doosre...
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