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Tu t'appelles Julie, tu es une mignonne petite blonde de 18 ans avec un jolie petit cul et des seins pas très développés. Tu rentres cette année à la fac après avoir brillamment obtenu ton bac. Tu comptes travailler dur cette année pour réussir mais très vite les événements vont te pousser à t'intéresser à des choses qui te sont alors inconnues, ton corps et celui des autres !
Tout commence par une soirée...
Merci d'activer le mode jeu, sans quoi ça n'aura aucun sens !
Le jeu est en développement et sera mis à jour régulièrement. Actuellement les deux premiers jours sont écrits et sont assez linéaires, contrairement aux prochains jours beaucoup plus libres. La mécanique pour les jours suivants est en place mais il n'y a pas d'histoire si ce n'est quelques évènements (pseudo) aléatoires mis en place.
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To The Manor, ChastenedBy: Hooked6 Copyright January 2011 by Hooked6 ([email protected]) all rights reserved. Reproduction, redistribution, reposting on another Internet site whether or not a charge or profit is made is forbidden without the expressed written consent of the author. Copyright ownership does not transfer by the posting of this material on this site by the author. The following story is for ADULTS only. By accessing this story, the reader hereby certifies that he/she is of an...
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