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A/N: This is just a basic rundown on the main character, Lilly, traits. And, well, explaining the story.

Lilly: Innocent teen who is 18 years old. She’s a high school senior, soon to be graduating. Rather shy and cute. Is strictly religious and has been kept ignorant her whole life.

Mom: Deceased

Dad: Alive

Younger Brother: Alive

Older Sister: Alive

Now, I’m still new to the site so excuse me if I make a mistake. From here on out, whatever you choose affects what storyline you want. I’m rather observant of details. If you want to help me write the story, message me. It will also be rather slow, so have patience.

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