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Are you dissatisfied or frustrated by your current living situation? Do you wish that you were the one making the rules in your house? Do you make the rules of the house but wish your housemates would follow those rules without question? Well now you can! You have been randomly chosen to receive the HouseMate app absolutely free! There’s no need to give your credit card number or your personal info, we have all that stuff already! How do you think we found your phone? ;)

How does the app work, you ask? Simple! Just tell us who lives with you (not names, of course, just their relationship to you. Father, daughter, mother, roommate, etc.) and then give us five new rules to apply to the house. You’ll watch in amazement as the other members of your home start following those rules enthusiastically! Just like that!

If you’re still skeptical, then just imagine what your life would be like if your housemates followed any rule you gave them? That’s right any rule. There are no limits to the kinds of things you can make them do. ‘But wait,’ we hear you saying, ‘there’s no way so-and-so would obey x rule!’ Have a few rebellious members of the household? No problem! The app will make them believe it was their idea in the first place, so they have no reason to disobey.

But wait, there’s more! HouseMate will even make sure anybody outside of your home won’t think anything of the house rules. For instance, if you made rule that everyone that lived in your home had to wear sombreros every time they left the house, nobody they ran into would ever question their new change of wardrobe, even if it’s completely out-of-character!

The HouseMate app is truly an amazing piece of technology, but it does have some limitations. Firstly, You are limited to changing or adding five rules to your home. You may be able to apply more than one change per rule if your wording is carefully chosen, but you didn’t hear that from us! You can always change or add new rules using the app, but you can never have more than five at a time.

Secondly, physical properties, rules of reality, or laws of nature can’t be altered; you can only change how your housemates experience reality. For example, you can’t make a rule that changes how orange juice tastes, but you can change whether or not your housemates like it anyway!

Thirdly, the app only applies rules to people who currently live in your home, and excludes yourself. You can’t invite friends over and expect them to start wearing sombreros outside. If you invite a friend to live in your house with you, however, the rules will start applying to them the moment they officially move in. Don’t ask how we know whether or not someone has moved in to your house! You don’t want to know the answer!

You may be wondering, if we have the power to alter people’s perception of reality using a simple app, why are we just giving that power away for free? The answer is simple: why not!? You shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Now enough talking, you don’t need to be convinced to use this app, it’s installed on your phone already, you might as well use it. Now, please tell us your name, your gender, and the relationships (to you) of the people who currently live in your home. Here’s a handy-dandy example to give you an idea!

John Doe, male. Wife, three daughters, sister-in-law, female roommate

We already have this information, we just wish to confirm that you are indeed the app’s intended recipient. This is certainly not a contract that will be signed when you do this. Said contract definitely is not relinquishing ownership of your soul. Don’t think too hard about it! Just do it!

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When I had put on my wedding tuxedo, I had assumed that my dating days were over and that if I ever needed help picking out the perfect outfit to wear out in public, my lovely wife would be able to help me. But it was a little awkward for me to say, ‘Honey, I’m going on a date with your sister, what tie looks best with this gray shirt? Oh, thanks, you’re a doll. Of course I’ll tell her you said hello. No, don’t wait up.’ So I was left standing there on my own trying to match ties and shirts...

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Edited and polished by Bronzeage. Great job, thank you. While Samantha rested, Andromeda unceremoniously was in the prime of her arousal. She quickly dropped to her knees and a second later his slimy cock was deep in her throat. Her mouth and tongue intensely played with the base of his dick and his heavy balls. Her soothing wet mouth around his cock was a great relief for his stressed manmeat. Todd closed his eyes and thought of the sensations of the past hours. Unexpected hot sparks shot...

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"April, it’s me,” Lee said softly as he walked into the kitchen. Seeing April stood at the sink he immediately went over to her and wrapped his arms around her waist squeezing her tightly. "Get off me Lee!" April said pushing him away from her back. Her voice was angry and slightly nervous. "What's wrong? I thought with yesterday..." Lee started to ask, but he was soon cut off by a kiss from his oldest sister. "There, that'll have to do you for now." April said beckoning...

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I am living in Coimbatore for last 36 years. I respect womanhood and I vouch on the fact that a woman needs to enjoy sex more than a man and I have practically realized it whenever I loved a lady in bed. This happens when women don’t get fucked the way they want to be by their husbands. I like ladies with good looks, figure and good sense of humor. These qualities help me to bring out more out of me to offer services to the lady I am sexually playing with.I have always wished to meet a lady who...

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Mace Grifton Sex Demon Hunter- Unknown to man there is a world of demons. These aren't your normal demons but sex demons. Demon like Cumvampire (instead of blood they feed on cum and life power) Succubus, Lust demons, 3 titted monsters, hydras, 6 arm female sirens. Nazi Zombie Dominatrix, and many others. These demons on powerful. Some can't be killed. They only can be sent back to hell if they are beaten in sexual battle. Most men can't do...but mace isn't most men. He is half demon and he has...

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I worked as a builder so I was fit and proud of my well toned body. I was 20 and had just moved into my first house which wasn’t grand but it was fairly new and had a little garden where I could relax and sunbathe in private, when the neighbours were out anyway. I had a few days off and woke to find it was going to be a hot one so I watched to see if all my neighbours were going off to work. There were only four houses with a view into my garden and they all dutifully left on time, I could do...

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The Indomitable Rory CallahanChapter 15

I watched Rory and her friends on the beach as I set up a portable gas barbecue. Rory had cajoled me into taking her friends for another beach picnic today, Sunday, hinting at all the sexy things she’d do for me if I did. I’d capitulated rather quickly. The boys, four of them, were playing Frisbee along the water’s edge. Music started. I turned my attention to the girls. They’d brought wireless speakers. Pop music blared. I recognized a Drake song. The four girls laughed, then started...

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Pauline The Slut Part 13 Gary and Ellie

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