Knight Elayne Secrets of the tavern
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You stare out the window and look at the sunrise. He won't get to see the sun anymore so you have to do it for him. Old Pete is what everyone called him. A kind man. What would have happened if you never failed the test?
-5 years ago-You just finished the test of chivalry and the instructor told you to meet him in his room later.
"How did you manage to get a negative score on the chivalry test? That shouldn't be possible! You're honestly the worst candidate for becoming a knight. Horrible swordsmanship, no courage in the face of danger, and you're a complete idiot. You were bottom of the charts in the booksmarts section and your such a scrawny kid, you don't look strong at all. But hell, you outclassed everyone else in stamina, and at one point I saw you take a wooden sword to the face and it barely affected you." His gravelly voice attacked your ears until finally he was done berating you.
"It scared me..."
"Yes, it scared you but that's not the point. What I'm saying is that I don't know how that didn't hurt you."
"..."
"I mean it was an accident, but you weren't expecting it and it was just... I'm just so confused as to why you didn't react until you realised it was there."
"I don't know. I've never really felt any pain. In the orphanage some of the kids tried to bully me until they realised I couldn't feel pain. I liked challenging people to punchies because I knew I would win."
"Don't you still get injured then?"
"No, I've never been bruised or scratched and I've never broken a bone."
"Even if I sent you out as an invincible soldier you wouldn't be able to do anything. You'd be nothing but a large shield. I can't pass you. Like I said, with or without that odd ability of yours, your the worst candidate for being a knight. I've seen 10 year olds better with a sword than you."
-1 year later-You just finishes buying some bread from a vendor. You could barely afford anything, you were lucky to have food at this point. Everyone watched you as you passed by, whispering amongst themselves. They you couldn't hear them, but you could.
"Oh look it's the failed knight. Did you hear? He did the worst in the knight test. But just the worst in the group. The worst in history. He's the biggest failure in the kingdom "
"I heard he stole everything he owns. Why'd he even try to be a knight? My son is better than him at practically everything."
"Did you know he can't feel pain?"
"Really? What a freak!"
You couldn't take it anymore you had to leave. You had to go somewhere else and hope they hadn't heard of you: the worst knight ever.
-6 months later- After a long journey of walking, walking, and more walking you managed to find it. The Nuvia Kingdom (Noo-vee-uh). This is your last hope. If they haven't heard of you here then you could try again. After all, you took advice from your instructor and improved yourself. You might have a better chance now!
You could see the kingdom on the horizon, it was closer than you thought it could ever be. The path you were on had trees lined along the sides with what looks like a tavern in the distance. You weren't feeling very hungry and you were low on funds as is, so you passed by it and kept on the path.
It took a little while, but finally you made it to the large entrance. A large drawbridge was surrounded by a even larger stone wall. A deep water moat seemed to surround the whole kingdom. The knights on top of the wall were chatting amongst themselves, they clearly had no idea you were there.
"HELLO?!"
A few of the knights turned towards you, the rest either didn't hear you or ignored you. One of them tried to communicate with you.
"What?"
You could barely hear the guy. He was so far away from you.
"I SAID HELLO! MAY I GAIN ENTRY TO YOUR KINGDOM?!"
"(Unintelligible yelling)"
"WHAT?!"
"I asked you what you said."
"I SAID! MAY! I! GAIN! ENTRY! TO! YOUR! KINGDOM?!"
"Why can't you just come in?"
"ARE YOU STUPID?! THE DRAWBRIDGE ISN'T DOWN!"
"(Unintelligible yelling)"
"WHAT?!"
"I said: Oh, let me get that for you."
"THANKS!"
The knight started walking towards a large lever. You talked to him along the way, but his voice was still so far away that you could barely hear him.
"WAIT! WHY DO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE A MOAT?! WHAT'S THE POINT?!"
"I don't know actually."
"DO YOU HAVE ANY THEORIES?!"
"Probably for intruders."
"I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE, BUT THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER KINGDOMS FOR KILOMETERS!"
"(Unintelligible yelling)"
"WHAT?!"
"What's a kilometer?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S A KILOMETER?! WHAT DO YOU USE FOR DISTANCE?"
"We use miles."
"HOW MANY METERS IS A MILE?!"
"What's a meter? We use inches, feet, and miles."
"WHAT THE HELL KINDA SYSTEM IS THAT?!"
"I don't know, it just works. Anyway, one sec, let me get the bridge for you. Also, do you have the entry fee?"
"THE ENTRY FEE?! I WAS NEVER TOLD ABOUT THAT!"
"Sorry man. Do you have at least 20 gold?
"20 GOLD?!! WHAT THE FUCK?! I'VE NEVER HAD THAT MUCH GOLD IN MY LIFE!"
"What?"
You let out a very long and angry sigh.
"NO!"
"I'm sorry man, I can't let you in then. King's orders."
"FUCK THIS! THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP THOUGH!"
"What?"
"THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!"
"Oh, you're welcome."
You went over to a tree on your left and sat down. The weight of what just happened slammed into you. You can't enter the kingdom. It took you months of wandering and asking for directions to get here. What's going to happen to you? How will you get the money to enter?
The tavern. You could beg at the tavern or maybe work there or something. It's the only way you could make it in. You went back down along the road, looking for the tavern. After a little more walking you saw it again.
The Drunken Dragon: All species welcome!
As you approached the tavern you could hear a bard telling tales of adventure. The smell of good food and cheap ale permeated the air. There was laughter, tables breaking, clashing of metal, and people shouting at each other. The door creaked as you slowly pushed it open... No one noticed you. They were all busy with whatever they were doing.
As you walked forward a dwarf ran past you and crashed into an orc. Based on their physical appearances, they've been fighting for a while. Though the dwarf is a lot smaller it looks like he's winning. There were many tables all around you, filled with all kinds of people. A group of peaceful looking elves were in the corner playing a game that used dice. It looked like they were betting bronze coins. The winner was based on whoever got the highest number. Humans were littered everywhere, usually eating and/or chatting with those around them. A small group of dwarves was cheering on the one dwarf that was fighting the orc. The orc, however, was the only 'evil' creature here. She didn't seem like a bad person though.
"Alright! That's it!" The orc roared, she picked up the dwarf and threw him across the room. He landed on an unoccupied table that was destroyed upon impact. The dwarf shakily got up and the tavern fell quiet.
"Alright orc, I concede." The whole tavern cheered for her and a few bags of coins were handed around. Probably bets on who would win the scrap.
You went up to a maid at the main bar and asked for her name.
"You don't need to know my name, what do you want?"
"Well, I really-"
The orc cut you off as she pushed you out of the way and demanded a drink. You decided to cut back in, letting her know that she wasn't the boss of you.
"Hey! I was about to order something! Just because you beat the dwarf doesn't mean you own the place!"
"Oh~ Do you really think you can do anything about it?"
"You know what? I like my odds, I've got a secret up my sleeve!"
"Hah! No matter what you pull out of your ass it won't matter! I'm the queen of this tavern!"
"Alright then! Prepare to get dethroned! I'll be your king!"
"Look little fella, if you really manage to beat me, I'll let you be the king, I'll give you 50 silver pieces, and I'll give you the greatest blowjob of your life! But if I win, you give me all you got on you and you become my slave for the next week! You'll do everything I say no matter how bad, or I'll beat your ass again!"
"You know what? I feel bad for you!" You stopped for a sec and set your belongings on the bar before continuing. "I'm gonna make you my bitch."
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