Unconventional
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Note from the Author:
Hello! This story was originally meant to follow just Victor and Ashley on their perverted adventures. But as you may have noticed I've shaken things up a bit. In the interest of reaching a wider audience and in the interest of having a place where I can develop new stories about mundane characters having interesting relationships, I decided to do a little remodeling. Victor and Ashley's story will still be available as one of the threads down below, but now I plan to add my own threads following different characters on different adventures all with the same theme.
If you are a writer and wish to write your own threads I welcome you to do so, I have made the story publicly available so anyone can add their own chapters, my only request is that you follow the theme of unusual relationships. How unusual is unusual? I'll trust your judgement, but in general, vanilla monogamous relationships aren't gonna fly unless there's something unusual about the pairing itself. A vanilla monogamous relationship between a brother and sister, or between a straight man and a mtf trans girl, for instance, are both examples of acceptable choices.
Anyway, have fun reading/writing, and feel free to message me with any questions!
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"I don't see how you're gonna stop me from taking her, since I am no longer in your device.", Allan retorted. "Remember, I can still have you ganged!" Charmaine threatened. Allan and Angie both laughed at that. They outnumbered her, so they looked at each other, and Allan suggested something non-verbally to Angie- with just a wink. She winked back to indicate her agreement. "How the hell are you gonna pull that off right now? We outnumber you, and I think that you're due for a taste of your own...
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