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Playing with the ParkersChapter 1 Young Marrieds

Meeting Tad Curtis was the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. I was only 18 when we met, and Tad was just over a year older, but it was love at first sight and when I hit 19 and Tad declared me to be a "grown-up," we decided to get married. Tad was still a college student -- a junior at the University of Kentucky -- and I was barely out of high school and working at my first job, as a receptionist for a group of dentists. Tad worked, too -- part-time -- but we barely had enough...

4 years ago

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Mirror Maze The Marrieds

Mirror Site: The Marrieds By Ellie Dauber Copyright 2001 * * * * * This story may be posted to any FREE site. FictionMania, Paul, Crystal, and Nifty have express permission. Anybody else, feel free. Just let me know, so I can revel in the thrill of having a story posted. This story involves transgender. If that bothers or displeases you, sorry. First Amendment rocks. Please take your displeasure elsewhere. The story is rated G. This story also involves Identity...

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Georgette

Tommy and Georgette are holidaying in Mexico. Georgette goes into the bathroom early on their second day, shuts the door and looks out the window without turning on the lights.She sees a light go on in a bathroom window across the way and sees a man standing in front of the toilet. He drops his boxers and grabs his penis. He stretches the skin on the end of his penis outwards and then pulls it back behind his glans and proceeds to piss into the toilet.Georgette is amazed. She has never seen a...

3 years ago

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Georgette

Tommy and Georgette are holidaying in Mexico. Georgette goes into the bathroom early on their 2nd day, shuts the door and looks out the window without turning on the lights. She sees a light go on in a bathroom window across the way. She sees a man standing in front of the toilet. He drops his boxers and grabs his penis. He stretches the skin on the end of his penis outwards and then pulls it back behind his glans and proceeds to piss into the toilet. Georgette is amazed. She has never seen a...

2 years ago

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Midgets Like to Pork Too

My wife and I went to have a beach vacation. We rented a nice condo right on the beach. My wife's sister and her husband was to join us but they had had a big fight and only my sister inlaw showed up. My wife, Lucy, was 43 when this story happened. She has black hair, big blue eyes, 5ft 6inches tall. She weighs about 130lbs, nice 32c tits. Her sister, Sandy, was 37, 5ft 3inches tall. Blonde hair with the dark roots, big blue eyes and 32c tits. Both women are fairly attractive. The first day...

3 years ago

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Bridget The Story of a trained Slave

Bridget - The Story of a Trained Slave by Lewis Chappelle with assistance from ?Alli?Chapter One -   Parts 1 - 5Part # 1Bridget could not remember much about her early life. She did know a little about her former master and mistress, an older German couple, who got her from her parents before she even started her first menstrual period. The couple trained her to be a good slave but, had done nothing to educate the young girl, who was now practically illiterate. She did not have aspirations or...

3 years ago

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Bridget The Transformation

Bridget - The Transformation Chapter One written by ?Alli? based on a concept by Lewis Chappelle Carefully, Bridget arranged the implements on the floor: the flogger, the cat o' nine, the cane, the leather belt, the large paddle - they joined the others in a neat, straight line across the floor. Everything had to be perfect when Adam, her Master, came home. Bridget worked quickly and smoothly, almost humming as she readied herself and the room. Her Master, the love of her life, traveled...

2 years ago

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BridgetChapter 2

When I went to see Bridget yesterday I was actually worried she might know what I was thinking by the expression on my face. I was still high on the fantasy sex I had with her the night before, as well as the orgasm she gave me, without her knowledge, of course. I thought she might take one look at me and know about my lusty play, of which she was the star attraction. Thankfully, if she did sense anything like that in my demeanor, she didn't seem to mind. She greeted me more joyfully than...

3 years ago

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Bridget

When I started my job about five years ago, I was initially working first shift. I would be over at about 3:30-4.00 pm every day, and it was predictable. On occasion I'd get asked to stay over and pull a double shift. I didn't mind it. The money was good, I liked the work I do, and I loved the environment. After about three years, my supervisor asked if I'd be open to changing shifts and modifying my schedule. I wasn't too keen on working second shift, but I agreed to change on occasion. I...

2 years ago

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Bridget Grows Up

Bridget stood there, looking down at the engine. She had to laugh, {well it's still there ... that's what I know about cars!... } She had been on the way home and her car just stopped. She was reaching for her cell phone when a car pulled up. "Hi, thought I recognized you. Troubles?" She vaguely recognized the young man, he had helped her with her groceries one day. He joined her and they both stared at the engine, the boy wiggled some wires and tried to restart it, no luck. "Well that's...

1 year ago

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Bridget Part 2

I'd just started working with Bridget about six months earlier when I'd gone to third shift. She's a bit on the bigger side compared to girls I'd done stuff with, and I knew a bit older. For the last couple of years, I'd been doing stuff with my stepdaughter's friends in the sixteen-eighteen range, and I'd done stuff with a couple others that I knew who liked to flirt, fuck around and have fun.Working with Bridget was fun to start with. Very outgoing, friendly, almost crude, extremely blunt,...

2 years ago

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Bridget Part 3

Bridget and I had been flirting since the day she started at work. With a personality like hers, it wasn't hard to like her. Very outspoken, almost too loud at times, sarcastic, funny, off the wall, and dirtier than most girls I'd ever worked with. We hadn't been working together that long which made it even more fun. She simply said what she felt like saying, if it offended someone, she would smile, smirk, and go "whoops. Did I say that out loud?" and everyone would laugh.What I did not...

3 years ago

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BridgetChapter 3

I gave Bridget one of my personal email addresses a few days ago ... one that I use in the private online world. But not laurenmom. I don't know that I'll ever want her in my online story and sex talk world. In any case, she sent me a message the same day. Even her emails are ultra adorable. And, she shared something that has me intrigued as hell. She told me that she has two tattoos. Tattoos are something I can generally take or leave. But the thought of her having ink adorning that sweet...

2 years ago

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BridgetChapter 4

Damn! Nearly 2 weeks has gone by since I've had time to update my tale of Sweet Bridget. Some things have developed. Here goes... She and I have had a couple of dates, which is how I'm referring to our outings, since I posted about this a couple of weeks ago. We've become social network friends and we're emailing pretty much daily. I'm also stopping in the store to see her as I always have. Here's something fun, that's been quite titillating for me. I haven't really touched my sweet...

2 years ago

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BridgetChapter 5

I'm not sure how I want to (or don't want to) continue with the story/journal part of this tale of me and my almost girlfriend, Bridget. I've woven parts of my real life through much of what I've written in my online life, but this is pretty much the first time I've actually just shared the real thing as it was happening. But for now I'll continue sharing this way, because it helps me think it through. And, as I just shared with one of my good online pals, if the shoe were on the other...

4 years ago

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MidgetIron Man

Ok I dont write stories,but what I’m about to tell is true. It just happen 05/10/10 I went to see Iron Man late at night, caused I dont like k**s around talking during a good movie. So it was a nice # of people there. I sat at the top middle so I can look stright ahead. 10mins before the movie started I see this girl walk in, so I’m look for adult to be walking in behind her. I said Damn to myself a k**. She walk right up to where I was sitting and ask me was someone sitting here i said NO’...

3 years ago

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MidgetIron Man

Ok I dont write stories,but what I'm about to tell is true. It just happen 05/10/10 I went to see Iron Man late at night, caused I dont like k**s around talking during a good movie. So it was a nice # of people there. I sat at the top middle so I can look stright ahead. 10mins before the movie started I see this girl walk in, so I'm look for adult to be walking in behind her. I said Damn to myself a k**. She walk right up to where I was sitting and ask...

3 years ago

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BridgetChapter 6

What a fun time I've had telling the story of my pursuit of young Bridget. As those who have read the previous chapters know, as well as those who have read my blog posts about this, the closer I've gotten to an actual relationship with her, the more I've been uncertain about how long I would keep this story/journal thing going. Now that Bridget and I have taken the plunge (not that plunge, yet ;-), it no longer feels like the right thing to do, nor does it even feel fun anymore to write...

2 years ago

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GadgetChapter 3

It was after that thought was complete when she saw something new coming out from under the table. It was different enough that made her more nervous than she already was. It looked like a flesh colored earthworm. That resemblance worked right down to the tapered end and the segmented body. There was one exception. The earthworm-looking thing was covered with a slimy substance and seemed to be producing more as she watched. There was an additional problem. The damned thing was about the same...

3 years ago

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geting fucked by wemon

I was at home in my bed. When some wan came to the door. she was my friend christna she had tripp pants on big round booty big round tits and she was thin and had long black hair she had a coreset on with spikes on it and she had a black cloak on she came up to me and started kissing me un zipping my pants i told her i have a gf named tasha she a white chuby women with long black hair big tits big booty big belly she said i wont tell dont wurry ass she sarted to suck my dick and then took me to...

2 years ago

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Bridget Rising 001

This is my first venture into publishing on Literotica – please be kind! The story is my own, though the characters are not. Well, one of them isn’t. If you haven’t already, you must read Patricia51’s novellas Bridget’s Nights and Bridget’s Days. This story is based around the character Bridget O’Brien, and while it is effectively a stand-alone, it would help to get the background. Patricia has graciously allowed me to take her beguiling heroine into the most tumultuous period of recent Irish...

2 years ago

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GadgetChapter 2

Perhaps her anger was the cause of her unfocused state. Whatever the reason Laurissa found she was unable to locate the keycard for her room. Digging in her purse looking for it was definitely the reason she didn't see the ripple in reality as it flowed past her. Perhaps if she had, the keycard suddenly finding its way into her hand might have felt more ominous to her. Instead she felt a wave of relief. She quickly stepped into her hotel room oblivious to the oddness that had just occurred...

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Getting Married

My name's Tommy and I'm getting married. Sounds like an AA introduction,doesn't it? It probably should because right now I'm viewing getting marriedlike a curse. You know, getting married is just something that most peopleassume they're going to do. Your parents talk about grandc***dren, your sistermight mention about what kind of aunt she'll be, and of course - eventually -your girlfriend will make little comments about getting married and havingbabies. So, I just kinda assumed that I...

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Forgetful Maid

Forgetful Maid by Sally Tranz 1 - Dressing for Sunday chores My silent alarm buzzed and my arm jerked slightly as the watch brought me out of my light sleep. Although it had been a late night, I rarely slept past 7am, but Sunday was a special day. Sometimes, the alarm was set as late as 9am, which meant that I lay in bed even when awake. Sunday was the day my lady was treated very special. Today it was 7.30. As I eased out of our bed, the gentle breathing of my lady reassured...

3 years ago

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Bridgets SpiritChapter 7 A Reason to be Thankful

At exactly 12:30, Mary O'Shea and Gina returned home. When they entered and did not hear any noise in the house, they looked at each other nervously. They were starting to remove their coats when a loud bellow erupted. "DAMN!" Both women forgot about their coats and ran to the kitchen where they stopped abruptly in the doorway. "Yeah," Liam laughed, "and then she started telling him off in front of the entire band! I didn't think anyone could turn that deep a shade of red! I don't...

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BRIDGETTE

BridgettebyPatrick©Being an English teacher in a Junior College wasn't the hardest job in the world, but it sure wasn't the easiest either. The amount of work necessary in lesson preparation and marking took huge chunks of time out of my family life, and when my wife died three years ago and left me with a 15 year old girl to look after, that family time became more and more precious. It helped a little that I'd made the decision to home school my daughter Bridgitte, as at least we got to spend...

3 years ago

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Midget Sex

My wife asked, “Hey honey the circus is in town this weekend. Do you want to go?” I answered, “Sure if you want to.” Well that was on a Tuesday. That Thursday we went grocery shopping as we usually do. It was a beautiful summer day and I wanted to watch the attractive ladies walk in and out of the store so my wife allowed me to sit at the picnic table where the smokers usually hang out. Apparently it wasn’t break time and I didn’t have to inhale any second hand smoke. Otherwise I...

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Unforgettable Erotic Week With Massuer Part 3 Cumseal Breakfast

Hi guys this continuation of d story to enjoy full experience please  read the previous parts Introduction Hi, guys and girls. My name is Shahid. I basically from Bangalore recently completed my graduation in health and wellness with specialized in massages which is a science and art. I have learned the art to relax any girl/women and to give her ultimate pleasure. Any girl/women who want to get satisfaction along with massage can contact me. I also have special massages for brides and...

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Unforgettable

Noon, Friday July 23rd 2004. Christina leaning back in a chair, her legs crossed at the ankles on top of her desk. She sat in her office going over files from the Lamure case. She was to testify on Monday about how Charliman Lamure was cheating on her husband Ronald. The evidence her firm had gathered seemed that it wouldn’t be a problem. She brushed a few strands of crimson hair out off her brow as she looked down at the files. Her boyfriend Bill was leaving for the weekend. She thought that...

3 years ago

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The Boy Bride Three Married

The Boy Bride Three -- Married By Gingerfred Man Previously For some of you, I guess this is the part of my life story you've been waiting to read. The part where I, Dylan Griffith, a pantied little sissy, get into a lovely wedding gown, attended by lots of envious bridesmaids and adored by a legion of jealous men, then get my ass plowed again and again by a big, strong, snorting, rutting husband. Well you won't be disappointed. Telling you about my wedding and my marriage...

3 years ago

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Budgetary Control

Chapter 1 Capture Completed He was sick of it…just plain sick and tired of it. He knew his young wife had expensive tastes. And it wasn’t like he couldn’t afford to indulge them, he was certainly ‘comfortable’ when it came to their financial well-being. But there was no reason he could possibly fathom for her to continue with her blatant excesses, and no matter how many times he warned her, no matter how many times he threatened to put her on a budget and restrict her access to the credit...

2 years ago

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Bridget5

He chatted along with the three girls from the hallway on separate occasions asking them for help throughout the day. He still didn't feel comfortable talking to them, but they seemed nice enough and Charles appreciated their help in telling him where to go. All was going well for the young school year for Charles and he was looking up for a good year. It was Friday of the first week that really got Charles excited. He was early for classes today and was at his desk rummaging through his...

3 years ago

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Bridgettes New Closet

James Jackson was the new guy at the construction office so when the call came in that a customer needed someone to come over to remodel and expand her closet, he was the one that got chosen for the job. He was out helping on another job when his supervisor pulled him aside with the news."Hey J.J., some lady called and needs someone to come over and remodel her closet. Sounds like she went clothes shopping and got some new outfits and now has no place to put them! So I'm giving the job to...

2 years ago

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vegetas dragon balls

Vegeta had told bulma to give him the dragon ball detector she gave it to him. and he wint out to find the dragon ball's it took him all day and night but at last he had all seven dragon ball. vegeta summoned the eternal dragon. the dragon asked what is you're wish vegeta. vegeta said i wont the power to have eny girl i wont win ever i wont. the eternal dragon said done just say dragon ball's and any girl will do what you wont and win you are done with them just say it again. they will not...

4 years ago

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Brigette Finds Happiness or Does She

The wind blew in through the open attic window and bird song floated in with the breeze. Brigette’s right nipple puckered from the cool air passing over her naked and trapped body. Her left nipple would have puckered too, except it ached in pain.A simple wood clamp crushing her most delicate nip. It was now just a purple protruding nub of throbbing flesh between the wood.She licked her semen covered lips and then shivered as another gust of air passed over her bound body. The shudder in her...

3 years ago

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Unforgetably Crazy

A few months ago my neighbors Daughter, Carly, came to see her Mom. Apparently there was a history of problems. I did my best to stay clear other than general politeness. I was also warned by her sister, who I'd been fucking when she came for visits. One afternoon Carly was sitting in the sun doing crafts wearing a tiny bikini top and Daisy Dukes. The top was one of those tiny triangles that barly cover the nipples. Her breasts were 36DD and I could tell she had small quarter sized areolas but...

4 years ago

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gettysburg vacation

You might have read my previous story about my black lover visiting me while wife was away for a week.  He is a 55 year old black man, blessed with a nine inch cock, fully six inches around.  I am a 78 year old white man, a heterosexual until I met him about 17 years ago.  Since then we have met from time to time usually two or three nights until he came to visit for a week.He was unable to visit when wife was gone, so we decided to visit Harrisburg and attend the Gettysburg re-enactment,...

3 years ago

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iGet You Alone

iGet You AloneWhat happens when Sam finally makes Spencer face the crush he was stupid enough to call to attention? Well, he gives in, of course...It was incredibly stupid in the long run, but he was never one for thinking past the next five minutes. Espically given his current situation.And he knew that the next five minutes and possibly the next would be great. He never had enough time to think past that before he had to grit his teeth not to explode...Because there was that apple bottom he...

2 years ago

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Orangetheory

There's a new fitness gym that just ope ed. It's called Orangetheory. It's right next to a hardware store I'm always going to. After I finnish in the hardware I'll sit in the car and watch the girls coming out and in to the gym. I learned when one class ends and the next starts. After watching for a few days I decided to go to their free 4 classes. From watching for the passed two weeks I know their all house wives probably there just after dropping the k**s off. Not a man in site which ended...

1 year ago

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Gettng caught in Moms panties

I often wondered what would happen if Mom walked in on me while I was dressed in her underwear ever since the close call I had when I was 8. I was wearing her white nylon slip bra and panties. She came home while I was in her room. I closed and locked the door, changed and came out, claiming to have 'taken a nap'. I'm sure Mom saw right thru me and knew something was up. I was so tense it took me an hour to calm down from the adrenaline rush. From then on, I had a heightened sense of thrill,...

2 years ago

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Gettysburg PA

Gettysburg PA Penned by: Miss Deborah Leigh Johnson One Let me begin by stating that I know only too well this fact. That is that once I related the details of my experience to you, that most of you will undoubtedly recommend for my own safety and peace of mind, that I should take myself off to a rest home for the mentally impaired. I know this, even though most of you are not being professionals in the science of mind healing, Yet, I feel a strange compunction to relate...

3 years ago

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Gettysburg A TWILIGHT ZONE story

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of the imagination. Next stop: THE TWILIGHT ZONE. - Rod Serling Gettysburg - A TWILIGHT ZONE story By Anon Allsop Eric Van Vleet wanted nothing more than to learn all he could about the Civil War, the society could help experience the sights and sounds of battle as they played out their reenactment in a quiet room, but...

2 years ago

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Unforgetable

I just have to share my most reacent mind blowing experience. My husband and I were throwing a small party a little drinking a little smoking everyone was feeling great. I was feeling horney and made sure my husband knew I had plans for him later on in the night. Finally about 3 AM we decided to call it a night. We smelled like smoke from the bon fire and both hopped into the shower. We stood there for a minute letting the warm water wash over us. I turned to face my husband and we kissed...

2 years ago

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Unforgetable Moment8217s With Ramya

Hi ISS readers this is lovecandy writing my forth story if u want to enjoy this story u will have to read my other three stories written by me. Ramya was my bio teacher when I was in class 10th ( to know about her how I started having sex with her read my other story) so friends it so happens that there are moments in once life that v can’t forget throughout our life so today I am narrating one such incidence as my story tells u me and Ramya were having sex whenever I went for my extra classes...

4 years ago

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Unforgetable day

Dear readers, i am an incest lover. I used to read all incest stories and dream for that. In my life also that happened and my dream has fulfilled very recently. I want to share that unforgetable event to some one, so i am writing to you.now i am 35 years, married and having a kid. I have elder sister, 39 years, married and having two kids. In childhood we used to take bath in open bath room. That time i have seen her nude many times. I like touch her vigna, but not have courage to do that. We...

4 years ago

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unforgetebal

hi fraind raj here meri ye story latest he sirf 1mahine purani he meri wife pregnant thi to humne meri sali ki ladki ko bula liyaa apne ghar kaam ke liye meri sali mujhse bhi 10 saal badi he uski ladki 16 saal ki he pinki jab wo aaye to me lene station gayaa use dekhke dang rah gayaa 2 saal me complete change ho gaye thi wo dubli patli ladki se bhadi hui sexBOM ban gaye thi woh mujhse gale lagi to boobs ke kade hone ka ahsas hua tabhi lund me uthan aa gayaa raste me bike ke baar baar lagte...

1 year ago

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Unforgetable birthday party

Hi this is Raphs again n this incident which happened with me just one week back is a shocking of my life incident bcoz it happened between me and my mumani means mami waise toh aap mujhe jaante ho mai raphsdelhi mai rehne wala hu meri mami jin ka naam ritu hai woh asal mai toh jaipur ki hai par ab delhi mai hi rehti hai mera mamu ka naam adil hai jo 1 hafte pehele hi dubai chale gaya driver ki naukri mai mere mamu ka ghar humare ghar se toda dur hai mumani ki umar shayad 28 ya 30 hai woh dekne...

4 years ago

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Gettting a good price from the plumber

That early morning, Victor woke up and he had a warm shower.He later came out, saying that the toilet was leaking. He added now he was in a hurry for leaving to his office; so he begged me to check in the net and get a plumber to come and solve the matter. After he left, I called my former lover Andy, as he was a plumber.I told him about the leaking and he first joked and asked if that's just my way to get him to visit and fuck me at my own bed…I said it was not a bad ploy but the toilet was...

4 years ago

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Nuggets Poker Night

It was the monthly poker night, which the five guys held usually on the last Friday of every month. Kory was hosting the party and his buddies arrived around seven so by eleven they were feeling no pain. After four hours of poker, they were ready for some snacks, which the host wife usually made up for the hungry savages. The talk was always crude and vulgar so the women usually went to a friend's house for the evening. Kory's wife was staying at her mother's and wouldn't be home till...

2 years ago

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Hedgetrimming

Samantha hated her nickname (Sam) because she was a tomboy and her nickname remnded her of that fact! Little did she realize what a gift being a tomboy can turn into, nowadays. First, if you're any good, and you apply yourself, you might win a scholarship playing women's basketball, or softball, or any and all of several other choices. Sam WAS good at sofball, so much so that she was often chosen first in sandlot play, but she wasn't all that dedicated to the game. (Funny, isn't it, how...

2 years ago

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Gettysburg in the Summertime

Jack was really happy that his entire class had won the weekend trip to Gettysburg. He had studied about the famous battle of the Civil War in school and often wondered what it would have been like living in that time and place. It seemed so strange that the battles of the Civil War had been fought on the peaceful fields and small towns all over the East Coast of the United States and now the only traces left of the bloody conflict were tarnished plaques and statues in odd places near...

2 years ago

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UnforgetableAnything Chapter 1

He is right in front of the door of his hotel room. He leans his forehead on the door. Cannot decide if he wants to open the door or not. He is scared she won't be there, he is scared she will be there. He wants her like crazy, but he knows he's crossing all the lines he always swore he won't. He knows he already crossed them this afternoon when he run into her at work in an elevator after weeks of smoldering chats with her on IM. Though, he was able to stop the hot conversations on IM few...

2 years ago

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UnforgetableAnything Chapter 2

They get up to finally go to his room. Finally to have each other. For a few second he walks right behind her. He cannot get enough of the view of her slender figure, but still curvy delicious ass clad in this little black dress. He can only think about squeezing himself to her from behind sliding his hands from her waist down to the curves of her ass and feminine thighs, touching his lips to the bare skin of her back. He wants her so much that it doesn't feel like he came so intensely just...

1 year ago

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ImageTwist

Knowing the kind of naughty freak you are, I’m guessing you have a collection of adult images and hot memes you’ve collected when not fapping your small dick sore. Getting a free image hosting site to place your erotic stash should be your next step. Which is why today I’m the bearer of good news in the name of a free image hosting site; Image Twist. Even better, you get fucking paid according to the number of views your photos have garnered, which is as good an incentive for you to share some...

1 year ago

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WeLiveTogether

We Live Together! Have you ever wondered what women do when they are alone together? The TV would have you believe it’s some pretty boring shit. They sit around talking about their goddamn feelings, drinking wine, and making scrapbooks full of memories of their ugly little children. Sometimes there is yoga, but it never devolves into all-out orgies between a bunch of really fit bitches. I’ve always hoped these were just untrue stereotypes, and the all-girl scenes at WeLiveTogether seem to back...

1 year ago

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GettingHerselfOff

Reddit GettingHerselfOff, aka r/GettingHerselfOff! Is there anything fucking hotter than watching a dirty bitch make herself cum? Sure, we all have our kinks, but universally, is there a straight dude alive that is incapable of getting off to a slut rubbing her pussy, riding a giant dildo that’s bigger than you could ever hope to be, or vibrating her clit to climax? That’s like saying the more food you eat, the more you feel hungry: it’s an oxymoron, and it’s downright impossible.That’s why I...

1 year ago

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VintageTubexxx

Vintage Tube XXX! We’re going retro, boys and girls. Long before the internet came in and changed the game, we had to fap to actual VHS tape videos that maxed out at a dogshit resolution that you’ve never even heard of. They were more messy and blurry than modern 240p videos. That should tell you everything you need to know about the quality. But, there was still a lot of charm in porn back then. The biggest challenge was the actual making of the porn and the distribution. The world frowned...