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GettingHerselfOff free porn video
Reddit GettingHerselfOff, aka r/GettingHerselfOff! Is there anything fucking hotter than watching a dirty bitch make herself cum? Sure, we all have our kinks, but universally, is there a straight dude alive that is incapable of getting off to a slut rubbing her pussy, riding a giant dildo that’s bigger than you could ever hope to be, or vibrating her clit to climax? That’s like saying the more food you eat, the more you feel hungry: it’s an oxymoron, and it’s downright impossible.
That’s why I guarantee everyone reading this is going to love visiting Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff. The amount of hot content here is fucking amazing, and while I cannot guarantee how quickly you will cum to the GIFs here, what I can say is that if you’re gearing to make that pud spurt, you may last to page two. That’s not hyperbole here, you horny bastards. That’s merely what you can expect to find on the subreddit: no-nonsense, no bullshit, just GIF-after-GIF of hot sluts playing with themselves and bracing for an orgasm.
Over 380,000 members
Can I ask an obvious question: why are the numbers on this subreddit so low? I ask because the content is so universally sexy, that Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff seems like it should have more members than it should. While nearly 400,000 members for a subreddit that has been around for a little over half a decade is nothing to scoff at, this subreddit consists of GIFs featuring (mainly) hot amateurs masturbating and on the cusps of orgasming. Whether you hate vanilla porn and only want the kinkiest shit or you prefer your pornography to be tamer, this subreddit should be one of the default subs that every pervert subscribes to when they open a new account on Reddit.
During this review, it appeared that a few hundred people were lurking on the subreddit at any given time. The numbers fluctuated between 400 – 450 members online to be exact, though those numbers likely rise and fall during the time of the day you visit. Still, with so many people watching and browsing this subreddit as they consume the amazing GIFs that it has to offer, you have to wonder again why these numbers are not larger. None of the rules are that limiting (though there’s one that left me scratching my head – more on that later), so that isn’t limiting the content.
What it seems to me – and this is just my freeballing ThePornDude hypothesis, for what it’s worth (a fucking lot if you ask me) – is that Reddit.com/r/GettingHerselfOff hasn’t been discovered like so many of the other NSFW (NSFW) subreddits. Sure, it has larger numbers than the more obscure, themed subreddits that are limited due to their very nature, but this is a subreddit featuring women masturbating! Again, why hasn’t this subreddit reached half a million yet?! I don’t have an answer – and Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff isn’t doing anything wrong here – but it’s a mystery. Give it time, and more people will realize the magnificence of this subreddit!
A subreddit showing beautiful women masturbating
Like, come the fuck on you horny mother fuckers: do I have to sell this subreddit anymore than that? Do I really need to say anything else to entice you to visit? What if I told you that you’re not going to find only images here of beauties touching their pussies, but also of GIFs showing these amateurs (more on that later) and professionals alike pleasuring themselves to the point where they’re going to cum at any moment?
Because that’s exactly what you’re fucking going to find here. Sure, you may come across an image or gallery here and there, but the vast majority of the content are GIFs that show the final moments of a hot slut before she cums, squirts, or whatever it is the sexy bitch does when she has an orgasm. And that’s the only pre-requisite for the content here: a GIF of a female touching herself as passionately as if she’s ordering fabric softener on Amazon isn’t going to fucking cut it.
The content must clearly show the piece of ass moments before she cums. You know what it looks like when a woman is about to get off – whether you know this personally or from the years’ worth of porn you’ve watched over the years is something only you can answer for yourself. She tenses up, is fucking into it (especially when she’s the one doing the hard work and knows how to make herself cum), and her pussy looks like it’s about to morph into a geyser and shoot out a bucket load of her juices with just one more rub.
That’s the kind of GIFs you can expect to find on Reddit.com/r/GettingHerselfOff. You won’t find any GIFs that seem like she’s not into the moment, or the bitch is a camgirl performing for the camera until she gets more tokens sent her way. These are women who wanted nothing more than to cum at that moment in the GIF you are watching – and it makes the content all the more erotic.
Amazing amateur content
Saying this is amazing content doesn’t quite do Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff justice. The notion that you can look at hot bitches on your preferred device and see them quiver as they reach the final stretch to cumming their brains out over and over again – one GIF after one GIF – is probably enough to make you stop what you’re doing and visit the subreddit immediately. And while you can undoubtedly see professional porn stars that you know and love do this on Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff (albeit you’d have to do some searching), the fact of the matter is that by and large, most of the content is from amateurs.
While a lot of these amateurs do come across as the semi-pro amateurs, you might find in member-uploaded videos on a free tube site like PornHub. It does not take away from the impact these GIFs will have on you. Each piece of content is like watching one giant-ass long compilation video of women about to cum – except all the content can be found in one place! No matter how you choose to sort content on Reddit.com/r/GettingHerselfOff (more on the sorting options later), you’re going to love what comes up.
That’s a rare thing – and I have to brag about Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff successfully pulling off this nearly impossible feat. You rarely find a subreddit that has must-see content no matter which way you sort it. Often when even browsing by new, you see content on NSFW subreddits that isn’t on par with the content that’s at the top of hottest. And while the hottest content of the week probably surpasses that hot pussy GIF that was posted a few minutes ago on Reddit.com/r/GettingHerselfOff, it seldom feels like it’s of lesser quality. It’s a testament to the quality of the content on Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff, and all the more reason to visit and see what’s new every day!
Same Reddit you love
Do you know what I fucking love about Reddit? Once you know how to fucking use it, you already know how to use the rest of the millions of subreddits the platform has to offer. The same goes for this one: if you can use Reddit, you can use Reddit.com/r/GettingHerselfOff. The sorting options are the same as they have always been. Users can sort between new, hot, top, and rising.
Moreover, there are filtering options that can be applied like everywhere else. When sorting by rising, users can filter content by now, this hour, today, this week, this month, this year, and all time. Careful, though: if you sort by top and all time, you may blow such a large load that you’re going to have to call upholstery cleaners to come into your residence and clean up the semen-soaked furniture and carpeting in your home. Even if that happens, it’s totally fucking worth it.
No close-ups?
One of the rules of the subreddit that made me confusingly scratch my head was that submissions must show, ‘at least 2/3’s of the subject’s body.’ Yet, the rule doesn’t clarify why this is the case. It doesn’t have to, but why include this rule in the first place?
I hypothesize that this rule is in place, so the content can show the rest of the body squirming and pulsating as the female is on the verge of cumming. That’s all well and good, but what about horny mother fuckers like myself that want to watch a juicy, wet pussy dripping and pulsing up-close? Why not allow both types of submissions so the upvotes can decide which content the community prefers more? There’s no need to lock out one kind of pussy content over another – that’s not exactly fair.
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Reddit.com/GettingHerselfOff features some of the hottest NSFW content on Reddit. It also features some of the sexiest GIFs that have ever graced the social platform, making this subreddit a must-subscribe for those that are looking for a new NSFW subreddit to subscribe to. The non-close up rule should be tweaked or at least broadened to allow more close-up pussy GIFS and images, or the moderators should state why this content isn’t acceptable.
Maddy
- 07.03.2023
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