The Takeover
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You are the ruler of a changeling hive and want to rule the world. However you will have the risk of your hive being banished from the lands you have hid yourselves in or killed off if you piss off the other races too much.
Changeling race: they are similar to the pony race with a insect like apparence mixed in. They have a black fur-less carapace, webbed manes and tails, bent horns, and insect-like wings. They feed on the emotions of other races with love the best and can change their apparence to look as that race as well as match what they can do to a limited degree.
Other races:
Ponies: they come in six races. Five of them live together with one another in the kingdom of Equestia. They are influenced by what is known as cutely marks which shows what they would be the best at for their whole life but a few don’t follow it.
Earth ponies: have no wings or horns but make up for it by their high strength and the ability to influence the earth to grow plants quicker.
Pegesi: have wings and are able to fly and can control the weather in the area they are in. (Clouds for the most part and can’t create them without a source.)
Unicorns: have horns and can use magic because of those horns. While they have limits they can be dangerous to fight.
Bat ponies: are similar to the pegesi race but have bat wings, fangs, and a non hairy tail. They can’t control the weather as well.
Alicorns: they are the fewest of all the pony races in number but are the strongest out of them all. They have all of the traits of the earth ponies, pegesi, and unicorns meaning they are a race to look out for.
Crystal ponies: they live in the north of what’s known as the crystal empire. Most are earth pony like in apparence but also have a crystalline apparence.
Zebras: are a tribal race. The aren’t a part of the pony races as a whole. They are for the most part not magic users but those that become Shermans can use it to a limited degree mostly to create potions and artifacts.
Other races Dragons, Griffins.
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