It could have been a curse, a spell, someone rewriting reality, it could be any number of things that led to Kevin ending up with a vagina between his legs. But the why is not important at the moment, the why is for Kevin to figure out.
Before the story can go any further, we need to know just who Kevin is.
Maddie
1 year ago
CHAPTER 11: A 5-SOME (OR IS IT A 6-SOME?)Joe showed Nikki an email exchange between Michele and Jim and Sarah. Although they had experiences with each since the initial meeting at the resort, they had never gotten together as a group. They were wondering about the 5 of them getting together for similar fun as they have shared separately. “We could invite them all here. We’ve met in neutral locations in the past for the convenience of everyone. It might be a bit of drive for them but we can...
4 years ago
Thanks for reading the story so far. This is the final segment, bringing the story of David and Hosi to an end. They face more challenges here, some—unfortunately—of Hosi’s making and others from outside the valley. Please feel free to vote and leave a comment. © 2013 by Senorlongo. This story is a fantasy that is written in a realistic manner. All characters come from my imagination and any resemblance to real persons is unintentional and coincidental. ***** CHAPTER 1 I stood there, my...
2 years ago
A distinct smell permiated the dark dingy halls of Jabba's palace. Leia hadn't really noticed it earlier when she was first brought to the harem, but as they were leaving to go back to the main audience chamber she paid closer attention to her surroundings. The air was stale and reeked of some kind of fungus growing on the walls around her. The hard stone floor was dirty and damp with a few puddles of water here and there, obviously caused by old worn out plumbing in this ancient...
2 years ago
The days vent on and the wife was fucking the hole lod of gays rom the prison, and in order to pay the rent ant to live she take $ for fucking the men, and it was under developing, one or to times she have 2 men at the time, and she admit that she love it, and have a talent to get the hole ting all right, she love to giv head and also to be licked and her pussy was so lecherous that she masturbate, just for the fon of ti and she take selfie pic. to giv to her husbond.One day her husband ask her...
3 years ago
“Your sister had herself tattooed,” Mom replied. “Cool! Can I see it?” “I can’t understand why you and Dad are so upset,” said Bernie. “Tattoos are in.” Her name is Bernadette but I just call her Bernie. She prefers that anyway. “Go ahead and show him,” said Mom. Bernie stood up, turned around and lifted her top. She displayed a nicely designed tattoo that covered her lower back. She must have been saving up for it for a while. The tattoo artist took pride in his work at...
3 years ago
Bill cleared his throat before asking, "Are you ready, Hanna?" "Yes, sir, Mr. Bill," the preteen answered as she moved forward. Bill looked down at his lap and noticed how wet it was. His shorts were soaked. His cock was clearly outlined with the wet material. He was afraid to take them off. He knew that if he did and that little girl sat on his lap that he would fuck her. Bill wasn't ready for that. He didn't know if he would ever be. "Just a minute honey," Bill instructed. He...
2 years ago
He said “How would you like to be fucked by the Devil?” I thought to myself this is the worst pick up line I have ever heard and I turned to blast this stranger with a berating barrage of indignant phrases but when I went to open my mouth nothing came out! He was drop dead gorgeous tall with black hair and green eyes that saw right into my soul so instead of blasting this dark beautiful stranger I just said “Hello!” He said “Hi I'm Darius...Darius Natas!” while taking then shaking my hand his...
4 years ago
Chapter 3: The New Owner August 30, 1968 My first act as the new owner was to call a meeting with Shelly, Jurgen and my mother. We met for supper at the house. Mom had prepared a typical Sunday dinner of roast beef with plenty of potatoes, beans and corn. Shelly devoured her portion as if she hadn’t eaten in a week. I wondered if perhaps she hadn’t. Jurgen was more refined with old-fashioned table manners, much like my mother. We talked during the meal with my telling them a little bit about...
1 year ago
I am an old man now, with an old man's failings. It is nine years since my liege and, dare I venture, my friend Ælfred, King of Wessex and Rex Anglorum, passed to greater glory. I fear I shall not be long behind him for winter chills my bones and I sleep more and more by the brazier in the Scriptorium. My hands have grown too stiff for fine work these many years but I may still wield my pen to good effect. Presently, I dwell on secular matters. I trust that those who follow me will...
3 years ago
Part 3 Wednesday As they sat down to breakfast the next morning, Ellen had already eaten, but she joined them for a cup of tea. From the outside she appeared fairly relaxed, but on the inside she felt like a young girl waiting to be picked up for her first date. She tried to tell herself that it was silly: that she was nearly seventy, for goodness sake, and she had known Ken a long time and they shared a bed regularly; but it didn't seem to make much difference, as she was still both...
3 years ago
I could taste my own sex on Vic's cock as I took him in my mouth. While he was fucking my mouth, Veronica slithered out of all her clothes and came around to my side of the table. She pushed some dishes back and sat on the edge with her legs apart. It was the first time I'd had a good look at her cleanly shaved, rather plump pussy. I reached over to play there with my fingers, but Vic pulled out of my mouth and moved between her legs. He took his cock in his hand and held it at her opening....
1 year ago
"Hello. Yes, yes, um i thinking I can do that. You mean I got the job." Sarah sparked with joy as her blonde hair waved in mid-air as she sighed with relief. That night Sarah slept peaceful throughout the night, dreaming of her walking in a sleek pink swim suit and the sunny gleaming at her as the guys stared at her with erected cocks and then. Beep, beep, beep and another as she woke up and waited for her vision to clear, then Sarah flipped her sheets out as she leaped off her bed just wearing...
Erotic
3 years ago
Ye mera ISS me pehla story hai. Main kafi dino se ek story likhne ke man kar raha tha. Par due to shortage of time me nahi likh pa raha tha. Mera nam Sonu hai. Mein Odisha ki rehne wala hun. Mera koi bhai behan nahi hone ke karan me sabhi time akela mehsus karta hun. Mera Age 22 hai. Abhi aapki aur time waste na kar ke me sidha story ke upar jata hun. Mein mera papa aur mama ke sath yahan ek ghar mein rahte hai jaha hamare elawa aur ek family rehte hai. Ek sal hoga wo family yahan aye hai jis...
1 year ago
The night is just beginning… Adriana and Cherry are driven to a secret location by their friend Kristof. Eager to show them the hottest corners of the capital, he brings them in an underground parking lot where voyeurs and exhibitionists try to get out of the daily routine by fulfilling their most perverted fantasies. If Adriana will make sure of it orally, Clea Gaultier is truly the main event. In front of everyone, she will give herself without restraint to her two partners, using every...
xmoviesforyou
2 years ago
Later that day out of nowhere, she told me that she'd like to test that theory. She wondered if I'd let her dress me up. Though about it for a moment and figured what the hell. It won't hurt anybody. Always been interested in cross dressers but never took the time to try it myself. It's amazing how quickly she was able to apply my makeup. The hair was the easy part. I've been growing my hair out a little while so a wig really wasn't necessary. It gave me a more real look. "So,...
2 years ago
I arrived at Subic Bay Naval Station in early September 1958 as an ambitious and horny 19 year old Marine PFC, and after a slow (almost four week) trip on one of the scroungiest scum buckets afloat. Lena had left for the Island of Leyte to take care of several younger brothers and sisters after her mother died, and I was still at Subic Bay and would not be leaving for nearly another year. Angelita Three days after Lena left, I headed out into Olongapo for another drunken day on...
4 years ago
I sat down at my school desk Monday morning in Mrs. Peterson's math class. Eric sat down by me in the next aisle. Eric said, "Hey, Andy, I heard you're teaching girls' golf. Is that true?" "Yeah," I replied. Where had he been if he just heard? "I guess my sister is even on the team. I finally figured out why she's been bugging me so often to teach her how to play golf. I hear they are all freshmen. It must be brutal. I'm glad they didn't ask me to help teach." "Yeah," I said...
2 years ago
Introduction: This is my first story, please forgive any spelling mistakes, I have proff read and use spell checker but some mistakes are bound to get through, please say if you like this true story and how I might improve my stories. The language might not be of an 11 year old but this was some 40 years plus ago, so i cant remember it exactly, but the actions are fact. Im 14 years old, in my last year at school, and I find myself the head boy, I cant for the life of me think why, it wasnt down...
1 year ago
Feeling the bed move, Rob drifted up from a very deep sleep. He was curled on his side facing the wall. He awoke even further when he felt a soft warm arm slide around his waist and a very warm pair of breasts press up against his back. He slept naked now, finding the comfort and freedom conducive to a good night's sleep. Before Elaina entered his life, he would never have even considered it. It added to the feeling of her soft body molded to his. "Mmm," he hummed sleepily. "Hush,...
2 years ago
Starting back to School after the holidays was ok with no issues. Classes started off with reviews from before the holiday break and the introduction of some new material. Ellie meanwhile had made my table her own, which was causing some drama and a lot of snide comments from Jenny. I just didn’t know what that girl’s problem was. Kickboxing on Tuesday was nice. I knew I was going to be sore but getting back to it felt good. Master Boripat wasn’t going to let go the notion of me fighting...
2 years ago
I've found the wildest BDSM checklist ever. I'm very much a subbie and a bit of a masochist but only to *proven" Dom men and Masters.Are you looking for full time D/s or P/t: 24/7 when husband is away from home (usually 2-3 wks at a time)Are you a SUB or SLAVE: I am a sub but would easily become a mans slaveDo you Smoke: I do notDo you Smoke POT: How Much: I don’td**g User: How Much: I do notDo you Drink: How Much: I do notYour Name your Phone # Clare Ransome and only real contacts that would...
1 year ago
Mack Margo could hardly believe the letter he was reading. It was a notification that a story he had written and had submitted to a publishing company had been accepted for publication, and that he would be sent five hundred dollars upon publication of the story that would happen within the next month. He reread the letter a couple of times. It was simply hard to believe, but there it was in print. Mack was only sixteen, but he had been writing for a couple of years, and he had concentrated...
2 years ago
Chrystal woke as the sun was beginning to peep through her curtains. Had it all been a dream? She thought. Instinctively she touched her pussy. It was a tiny bit sore, so no it was real. Slipping out of bed Chrystal wanted her Daddy. She crept into James room, he was still asleep but he must have been having a nice dream by the look of the erection that poked out of the covers. Chrystal leaned over to kiss her Daddy passionately on the lips. James grabbed her pulled her over him and kissed...
3 years ago
Street Life 2: How I Became Me By Innocent Guilt Isn't it funny the simple little things we miss everyday in life as time goes on. That favorite little friend that gets forgotten. The innocent little smiles that are replaced by facts and knowledge of what the real world is. Everyday we go through life thinking these very things and never act upon them. We forge new friends whose only goal is to make money. The games we used to play are replaced with reports and credit card...
2 years ago
He had called her the next day, just like he promised. They had a short conversation about nothing in particular, and he told her he would swing by around 7 on Saturday to take her to dinner. Rosalie had never fallen for a guy so quickly before. Alistair was sweet, attentive and so good looking it made her nervous. She could barely wait till Saturday, just wanting to feel his silky smooth lips against hers again. She smiled to herself and she thought of their date. Saturday couldn’t come fast...
3 years ago
Was wide awake last evening so I went on craigslist to see if anything interested me. MMMM found a post indicating that he was looking for a CD/TV/Sissy so I replied to his post. after exchanging a few photos we set a meeting time and place. After meeting we would go back to his motel room.I did my makeup, hair, dressed in a short pleated white skirt, white satin blouse, black push-up bra (had my B cup falsies on, jet black satin garter-belt with red bows on the clasp, black ruffled panties,...
1 year ago
Herman to Hermione -------------------- My name is Herman and this is my story. I am a 28 year old living in Dubai with my wife. Its been 4 years since we have been married and Julia and we both have a very good sex life. I met her one night while I was bar-hopping with a couple of mates and the same night we were all over each other like a couple of jack-rabbits. As I said sex has never been dull for the both of us and Julia likes to think up of new ways to keep the magic alive....
2 years ago
I woke to the sounds of soft slurping and the incredible sensation of your mouth hungrily sucking my cock. What a way to wake up! When you saw that I was awake you were surprisingly insistent “fuck me!” you said. As you rolled over on your back and spread your legs you said that you couldn’t believe how horny you were given the number of orgasms that you had had in the last few days. Rather than roll over to cover your body with mine I lifted your legs to sit on my shoulders as I plunged into...
3 years ago
Sam and I resumed our walk and I asked her if she remembered that day at the gravel pit. "Do you remember the day at the gravel pit that you first showed me your breasts?" "What is with all of these questions? How come we are taking a trip down memory lane?" She asked. "Are you gonna keep asking me questions, or is this little talk gonna come to an end right now? Believe me when I say that you will understand when I get through." She sighed heavily and said, "OK, your question is do...
3 years ago
Jim Samson, the on-site manager of the chocolate company, led Sherry and Harry on a tour of the chocolate factory. The tour started at the beginning of the production line, where fresh ingredients were stored in a large automated warehouse. As they walked, Jim talked about the process by which raw cocoa became a consumer chocolate bar. Jim said, “This is a continuous production facility. That means that our product flows continuously through the factory, without pause. Raw ingredients come...
3 years ago
These stories are meant to be read serially. I woke with every intention of following my last thought last night to get things organized and re-start our journey. And I would have too, but I looked next to me on the bed at the gorgeous naked lady and thought “Well, it is still real early, and I don't want to rush into anything. And it looks a little rainy outside. Besides, I don't hear Tom and Sandra rustling around yet. They probably need more rest, so I think I'll just lay down aside of...
Straight Sex
3 years ago
Jamie picked up her bag from the motionless carousel, thinking that the silence of the terminal was a perfect fit for Halloween, and her mood. She slipped a hand behind her curtain of reddish-brown hair to massage her sore neck for a moment, and then turned away from the carousel. Even the other passengers on her red-eye flight had already left, thanks to a stop in the bathroom before picking up her luggage. With nobody around to see her, she adjusted the right cup of her bra, which was digging...
2 years ago
It has been a long time since my oriya wife and I were indulged in any serious fucking experience outside. So I planned the holiday visit at least for 10 days.I was feeling a high thinking that i will get to fuck her all these days. First had to travel to Kolkata and then to Kochi.I was looking at her through the train journey thinking when i will get a chance to fuck her.In fact during train journey also, my cock was getting hard many a times inside my tight undy. When we get into our hotel of...
3 years ago
Angela a Love Story by Vickie Tern I should have guessed there was a serious problem, but I hadn't a clue, I suppose because I was utterly, absolutely, head-over-heels smitten with her from the first moment I saw her. And I still feel that way. There she was, completely herself and stunning, standing in Ralph and Evelyn's hallway at their annual 'Come Anyway' New Year's Day brunch, sipping a screwdriver Ralph had just...
1 year ago
“You are completely unremarkable,” You think to yourself as you stare in the mirror. Your name is Alex, and a you’re 5’7”, untoned, average-dicked, 19 year old Caucasian male. “The only thing noteworthy about you…” You say while scrutinizing every pore on your face. “Are the hundreds of red dots filling your face.” You got your first pimple when you were 9, and they never slowed down. But today, something might change. Your doctor prescribed you a new medication, to replace the Acutane....
Fantasy
3 years ago
This story begins the way most stories do. With a girl and a boy. My name is Katie and I am that girl, though it took me a while to figure out who the boy was. You see, I had been seeing this guy off and on through college and it never really had a definition. We sort of dated other people, but somehow always ended up in bed together. And it was fun and familiar and incredibly unhealthy. Jake stressed me out beyond anything else in my life. Midterms, finals, graduating, job hunting, and life in...
3 years ago
Driving out of London to a nearby market town I wondered what I was doing meeting a girl I'd been chatting to online for a few weeks. Emma was almost 19, and starting Uni in a few months. She described herself as looking a little like Cameron Diaz, and sounded very horsey on the phone when we'd chatted. She had a good sense of humour, and I was curious as to what she was like in the flesh. When she walked in to the bar I was pleasantly surprised, a classic shires horsey posh blonde with a...
2 years ago
Sometimes I get a craving for cock. And I just want to suck one after the other until my mouths so sore I can't get it around a dick anymore. I also like it anonymous. There's something so very hot about not being able to see the guy whose cock I'm eating and his not being able to see me except the glance of me he gets through the glory hole at the xxx bookstores that I sometimes go to. I like to dress in lingerie. Generally black satin tap pants with a black bra and thigh highs. I...
2 years ago
Life was relatively calm for the next couple of weeks. The construction downstairs was completed in record time and with a minimum of screw ups. The staff was settling into their jobs with a preternatural smoothness. And all of my ladies were happy and contented. It was entirely too good to last. 3 weeks after Mieko left us, the Enemy made their next move. Kiki had gone out shopping with Maeve for some odds and ends for the apartment, and I was sitting in the kitchen working on another...
2 years ago
“Hey, Sal,” Lenny said as soon as the door was opened. “You look nice.”“Hi, Lenny,” Sally said, smiling broadly, then instantly looking away, feeling herself blush. “He ready?” Lenny and her brother, Rob, had planned on going to the local drive-in movie, to hang out with everyone else who would be there on this hot Saturday in July. Sally stepped aside to let Lenny in. “Not quite.”Rob and his mother were yelling over each other so loudly that no one could understand a word either was saying....
First Time
3 years ago
“ What do you mean I’m not going to see you until January? Evan! You told me we could be together for part of the holidays. We talked about going away for New Year’s Eve!” Evan cringed as Kathleen’s voice grew shrill. “I’m sorry if I misled you. My family always goes to our home in Telluride for the holidays.” “ Misled? Misled? You call telling me that something special would happen when we were together at the stroke of midnight misleading? How could you do this to me?” “ Kathleen, I’m sorry,...
4 years ago
Hi it is me Rahul again its been a while since I uploaded my story. I received a few feed backs and I really appreciate it because it really inspires me to share more. All the ladies and gals out their here is my email , if in any ways you want to have good chat, and be tension ,care free as I am a trust worthy individual with no intentions of hurting anybody in any way . So ill be waiting for you guys hit me up. So, this story or thing or whatever u call it happened on 15th of November this...
2 years ago
Hi friends, I am Jay me aap sb ke samne ek real stoy lik rha hu kuch galti ho ho to maf karna Mera name jay he me maharastra me job karta hu meri age 26 he rang gora lund ki size 9 ic ye story aaj se 2 shal pehle ki he jab me gaw gaya hua tha tab ki muje chudai ka bahut shok he mere gaw me ek ladki rehti he uska name priya he wo dikne me bahut sundar he uski hit 5.1 rang gora figar 32 28 32 jab wo samne se chalti to ache ache ke land khade ho jate me mere gow bahut shal bad gaya tha.ab me...
1 year ago
Jenna (Vanessa Vega) looks at a loss as she’s lovingly ushered into the room by a man (Nathan Bronson). Jenna looks emotionally wrecked, insisting that she feels regretful about what they did. But the man, on the other hand, tries to convince her otherwise. ‘We did what we had to do to be TOGETHER, Jenna. There was NO other way,’ he insists as he tries his best to comfort her with familiar little kisses and caresses. But, as the events leading up to this moment flash before...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
I never realized it or even thought about it before but I came from a large family on both sides. My mom had 7 siblings in her family 4 brothers and three sisters , My dad had 6 three sisters and three brothers. Their parents had close to the same amount and now the B****t name is quite prominent in the area. I have written a story before about a sexual adventure I had when younger and didn’t find out she was my cousin until months later. We were just lucky we didn't make any babies from...
3 years ago
At school I knew a chap that was very vindictive and a bit of a sadist, but as I sat next to him and over the years we became friends. I lost touch with him when we left school, then about 20 years later he phoned me up, and as he moved back to the area would I like a drink with him,Having met at the local we talk about what we have done and loads of rubbish talk, by the time it was time to go and being slightly inebriated, he looked me strait in the eye and Said “I now you dress up like a...
1 year ago
We left the bar in a rush; me leading the way, him directly behind me. We walked with purpose; each had only one drink, leaving us with all of our faculties, but just enough inhibition left behind. Once in the dark parking lot, he charged ahead, leading me to his car, a dark and low Japanese model of some sort. He didn’t bother holding the door for me, just clicked the button unlocking the doors and hopped in the driver’s side. I followed on the passenger side. By the time my butt hit the seat,...
Quickie Sex
2 years ago
Master threw me on the bed and pulled my legs over my head. He thrust his cock into my pussy and began to hump me furiously. He wasn’t gentle and he didn’t care if I wasn’t wet. He wanted me and I wanted to be taken. I was ordinarily stingy with sex, but an afternoon of fucking strangers had made me hornier than I’d realized. I gyrated my hips under my Master. He began to thrust back and forth inside me. He kissed me hard too. It was a strange feeling as I opened my mouth and licked his...
1 year ago
As I lay looking into the sky, I couldn’t believe the luck that had befallen on me. I’m just a simple man, that loves his wife and I all of a sudden felt like the king of the world. I had not only one, but two beautiful women that truly loved me. Even better was the fact that they were insatiable, caring and amazing lovers. I had never dreamt…okay…I had dreamt of Darcy from time to time, but never like this and with the approval of my wife to boot? It was truly an amazing set of...
1 year ago
Sunset followed as the Juniors of Ridgecrest High School where about to embark on the last summer before their Senior year and everyone of them was glad, well all except me. Let me introduce myself, I'm Alexander Jamison McBride, I go by Jamie, I'm 18 years old, I'm 6'2 inches tall, I weigh 195 lbs, I have dirty blonde hair, I have heterochromia eyes (meaning my eyes have two diferent colors) sterling silver iris' with baby blue section's, I'm slightly tan due to living near the beaches, my...
Gay
2 years ago
Ashley slammed her last suitcase shut with a smile on herface. For the first time in awhile she felt free. I’m finally getting out of here, she thought to herself. The thought seemed unreal to her but here she was in her empty room packing all her stuff. She grabbed the handle of the bag and put it next to her door. Just two days ago Eric had told her he had brought them a new apartment. She couldn’t even describe how excited she was. Not only was she leaving behind everything she hated but she...
Incest
2 years ago
Hi ISS readers, I think all you know me. For the new readers, at first I introduce myself. I am Moni, late 40 and 5’-7”. I was born in a middle class Bangladeshi Muslim family and serving in a public organization. My whole life is lustful indeed. As I gained some practical experience about sex at my childhood, I became a sex-maniac and whenever I got chance I tried to fuck any aged girls or women with many tricks without applying force or at least to peep the uncovered boobs and pussies from...
2 years ago
Chapter Seven: Tiger burning bright We dried off and gathered our clothes in a euphoric cloud. I kept sneaking peeks at Keven and I caught him eying me with a goofy grin on more than one occasion. Brazenly, I walked back to the house with my clothes in hand and a towel across my shoulders. Keven was a gentleman and walked beside me, rather than behind me. For the first time in my life, I was actually disappointed that I wasn’t being ogled. The conversation between us was almost non-existent...
4 years ago
One Wild Night Gawaine C. Ross People call me Buck. I’m an artist in oil colors, and a sculptor. I run in marathons, so I’m in good shape. Most women smile when I walk by, I think it’s because I’m 6’6” and wear tight clothing. I have hazel eyes and brown hair. My parents were immigrants from Poland, and our whole f****y is very close. I have my own apartment and my own studio. I’d known about The Primeval Woman, an annual arts festival that takes place every year out in the Nevada desert. It...
4 years ago
The HIGH SCHOOL VIRGIN WHOREI have always thought about sex since I was a young girl and figured out that if I played with my pussy, it felt good. I would fantasize about what sex would feel like and I used my fingers to rub myself at night and more than a few times, used my hair brush handle in my butt and even put my toothbrush handle in my pussy some.I did this for a few years on and off and one day, just a year before I started high school, I met this boy and he and I would kiss behind my...
1 year ago
*** Please read the previous stories leading up to this point. Part 11 is a continuation of the night after Marcus, Tonya, and I met Donnie, Donna's first virgin love, and his surprise fiancé Trish. After dinner at Donna's house, we drove to my house to get to enjoy the night. The house is mine for the week since my parents flew to Bangalore, now spelled Bengaluru, unexpectedly for the week before Christmas. Uncharacteristically of us, we drank my father's beer that he left in the refrigerator so ...
First Time
1 year ago
PART ONE Suzi woke up on the morning of her eighteenth birthday with freedom on her mind. She’d been waiting for this day for years, and her parents had been dreading it. She got up, showered, then went back to her room and put on a special outfit: skin-tight shorts, heels, a short white crop top with no bra underneath, and jewelry. She was walking out of her parents’ home that day to start a new life for herself. Ever since her first sexual experience at sixteen, she’d dreamed of having a life...
Group Sex
2 years ago
It had finally arrived, my mothers birthday!As we approached the weekend, my father was busily making last minute plans, phone calls and checking everything was going to go as he wanted it, while my mother went off for beauty treatments and Spa days to look her best, and me, well I tried not to get to excited about the big bash and what might happen.Then on Saturday our relatives started to arrive, first grandma Keen, my mothers mother who looked like a slightly older, plumper version of my...