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My name is Sadie Hawkins and I am 25 years old. Go ahead and make jokes about my name if you must. I have heard a million of them. The jokes were especially rampant when I was a kid. In high school, some of the guys expected me to ask them to dances. I used to dread my high school having a Sadie Hawkins dance for obvious reasons. As soon as I graduated college, I moved to New York for a few years, but I eventually moved back to get caught up in a proverbial tempest. That one of the reasons why I like my current friends so much. They have never poked fun of my name or any of the other things about me. They never tease me because I wear silver glasses or my red hair that only goes down to my shoulders. They accept my average build and my below average breasts.

I would like to tell you about my friends who accepted me into their group the second I moved back to San Francisco from New York. There is Horatio who is the bearded hipster bartender of our group. I do not think that I have ever seen him without his beanie hat. There is the entrepreneur Cole who gets drunk way too often. There is Sereena the brunette protester who is crazy about her jean jacket. She is quite scary at times, but she is also as cuddly as a puppy inside. There is the affectionate Brooke who has long brown hair. She almost squashed me with a hug on the first time she saw me. One of the best things about living with her is that her sense of fashion has rubbed off on me.

There are three of my friends that I have not mentioned yet and there is a good reason for that. These three friends all have something in common. They all have a thing for me and want me to go steady. There is the techie Mark who I have been friends with ever since college. There is the nerd Ben who I wrote about in the only article that I wrote for ClickIt. I only wrote that one article because I quit my job by shoving my boss into a chocolate fountain. Last but not least is my ebony skinned business partner Leah who co-founded our company Chick Clicks. I guess that I am bisexual since one of my suitors is a woman.

The problem is that there are things that I like about each one of my suitors. I am going to have to search my heart and figure out which one that I love. The reason why this problem is so hard is that I will be hurting two of my friends no matter who I pick. I am mulling over this problem at the same time that I am watching the movie Home Alone 3 with my friend Sereena and my newlywed friends Brooke and Keo. If I wasn't so distracted by my problem, I would be a little depressed that Brooke is going to be moving into her new home tomorrow night. If I did not have any distractions, I would be laughing like a hyena since I am watching my favorite movie with my friends. As it is, I am just staring into space which has left me wide open for a surprise attack from my rebellious protesting friend that almost makes me jump out of the red recliner that I have been sitting on.

"Hey!" Sereena shot out while touching my left shoulder.

"Gee, Sereena!" I complained while looking right at her. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"

"I think that you could have found a better way to do get Sadie's attention," Brooke chastised.

This is nice. Now Brooke and her muscular husband Keo are staring at me from their spot on the couch as if I was part of a museum exhibit. There are times when I do not like being the center of attention.

"I am sorry, but when one of my friends turns into a zombie, I have to find out what its wrong," Sereena apologized.

"Are you okay, Sadie?" Brooke wondered.

"Yeah, I was just thinking about things," I grumbled.

"You don't sound okay," Sereena pressed. "I've got two ears and no waiting."

"I think that I would like to take a walk outside with my roommates," I requested while standing up from my recliner.

"Can I help?" Keo offered.

"You are a good friend, but you don't have enough experience for this problem," I refused.

"It's cool," Keo accepted with a smile. "I feel the same way about some of my friends at the firehouse. You ladies go outside to gab and I will wait here."

"I should be able to move you from the sales department to the main floor in about a month," I joked.

"That's good to know," Keo jibed back at the same time that Sereena giggled.

So I went outside with my friends hoping that the gab session that we were about to have would help me to make sense out of my problem. I feel that I am being pulled in three different directions and I have to decide where I want to go.

"So what is your problem as if we didn't know?" Sereena prodded.

"I had a dream last night," I explained.

"Ooh, about what?" Brooke begged.

"I was walking in the woods on a trail. Since I have always liked camping, I was having the time of my life. After I was walking for a few minutes, dark clouds rolled in and it started to rain. The worst part was that the trail I was on split up into three trails. I was confused so I took my trusty map out of my pocket. The map didn't do me any good because a bolt of lightning came down and destroyed the map before I could read it. The dream ended with me standing there and looking like an soaked idiot."

"Maps are good for many things, but they are useless when it come to love," Brooke advised.

"It looks like that you are in quite a pickle, Sadie," Sereena commented.

"I hope that you two know that I didn't ask for any of this to happen," I pleaded.

"We know that you aren't that kind of girl," Brooke consoled while putting her hands up in a placating gesture.

"Do you know what your problem is?" Sereena asked me while touching my right shoulder.

"No, what," I replied.

"You are a major hottie," Sereena clarified. "You are beautiful. You are nice. You are smart. You go out of your way to help people. People can't help but to fall for someone with those characteristics."

"Now, I have to decide which one that I want to be with," I mused.

"Describe Mark," Brooke ordered.

"He is one of my best friends. I have known him since I started college. He is dependable."

"Friendship is important, but you can't base a relationship on it," Brooke objected.

"You are right," I murmured.

"Good, we are making progress," my friend wearing her favorite jean jacket lightly commented. "Describe Ben."

"He surprises me. You would think that you could tell what he is like by looking at him, but you can't. He makes me laugh."

"Do you think that is enough?" Sereena pressed.

"No," I sighed.

"Now describe Leah," Brooke ordered.

"She is beautiful. She is smart. She is strong. I love how she takes care of her sister! I am excited to be around her! She always encourages me to be the best person that I can be."

I did not realize that it was happening at the time, but I got more and more excited as my description of Leah went on.

"Whoa! Whoa! Are you listening to yourself?" Sereena interjected.

"Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!" Brooke cheered.

"Yeah, we do," I agreed while grabbing my friends in a group hug. I knew that Sereena was not comfortable with group hugs, but I was too happy too care at the moment. My friends helped me solve one of my biggest problems. My only other problem is that I have to figure out how to break the news to Mark and Ben now.

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His name is Pretty Boy, that’s been his nickname since he was 13, given to him by his still best friend Tom. Now at 35 Pretty Boy is what some would call a serial rapist. He prefers to call himself a purveyor of women. With an entourage of 3 guys and 1 woman his ego is constantly being nourished as they worship him and share in his unbelievable talents. Pretty Boy’s real name is Nate and what most people don’t know is that he is evil; pure, unadulterated evil. With his movie star...

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Echo studied her hair in the rearview mirror of Hawke’s truck. He hadn’t done too badly cutting it, and it hadn’t taken her long to add a few finishing touches with the scissors. The change was simple, yet drastic enough she barely recognized herself. A sense of exhilaration played at the edges of her nerves. In a long sleeved blouse and oversized shades, Trey could pass her on the sidewalk and not have a clue who she was. She closed her eyes behind the shades and leaned against the headrest....

Straight Sex
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“Echo,” he said. “It’s time to get started.” She had to blink a few times to get focused. Hawke was sitting on the bunk opposite hers in the trailer. He was leaning onto his elbows down on his knees, watching her face even though the cropped T she went to sleep in had ridden up over her left, candy tipped breast. She wasn’t even aware of it until he reached over and gingerly pulled the edge of the T shirt down to cover her nipple. She smiled and closed her eyes again. The sound of her new...

Oral Sex
3 years ago
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The machine streaked across the desert, screaming through bleak vistas of scorched earth where nothing lives without a little outside help. Joshua trees and desultory vultures. Fossils buried under the salt floor of ancient seas. She was hammering the gas, white knuckling the wheel until the screaming of the engine drowned out the screaming in her mind. She was riding inside a shot bullet, all done and hurtling toward any bull’s-eye she could hit. There was a world of shame in the rearview...

Masturbation
2 years ago
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Apple Pickers

Apple Pickers Each picking season it is always hard for me to realize that there really is a need for cheap disposable labor. Migrant workers serve a valuable need. These modern day nomads travel from crop to crop at harvest season up and down to coast. They can pick green beans one week, fresh blueberries the next week, and ripe apples a month later. They just show up. You don’t have to tell them when the fruit is ripe or even ask them to come. They just show up, ask for work, and...

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She was an enigma on the Pacific Coast Highway, a she-devil as I would later learn, but springtime in California evoked a lazy naiveté in me. The golden coast was full of the promise of summer love affairs and casual encounters. There are the mind-fucks too, but nobody is thinking about the pitfalls and risks while watching the swish of a short skirt over tanned thighs and the smiles that invite you down that gilded path of sexual adventure. I was hungry for it, thirsty for the taste of sweet...

Hardcore
2 years ago
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Pickin an Grinnin

The parking lot was empty, but that was nothing unusual at six in the morning. Justin rolled up and parked on the far edge of the gravel lot, letting out a yawn. He’d stayed up a little late studying, but he wasn’t going to miss the opportunity his father was finally providing. Besides, it was a welcome distraction from the lack of sex resulting from dumping his cheating girlfriend a couple weeks earlier. After smoothing back his light brown locks, Justin popped on his Barn Owl Treasures hat...

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Everything changed after I died. Three times. Tough day, that. The first two times they worked furiously to resuscitate me, restore a heartbeat, respiration, CPR, the basics… it was sausage factory emergency medicine at its finest, with unsung heroes stubbornly refusing to let death win. The third time, however, I was truly dead. Or so they say – all the best medical minds with all their monitors and other gadgets agreed that there was no way back, not from an alpha coma.They were just waiting...

Mind Control
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“Fuck.”Carie tilted her head to the side and repeated, “Fuck.”She observed her lips in the mirror carefully. “Fu-uck.”She frowned momentarily before shaking her head side-to-side, tossing her lengthy cascade of sable hair into a seductive mess. She popped a brow, angled her chin over her bare shoulder, and cast a sultry, flirtatious gaze towards the mirror. Lips rounded, she loosed an aching, swooning breath: “Fu-uhh-ck!”There. Yeah, that was it. That was the “fuck” that never failed to launch...

Humor
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The Reverend Tobias Whitmore was perplexed.Not that this was a particularly unusual state of affairs for him, he mused, as his relatively short life seemed to be lived in a condition of relative confusion.As the third son of a minor branch of a noble family with pretensions to faded gentility, he was always destined for the church from birth. This had nothing to do with his character, merely the state of his family’s finances. Bluntly, there was no money to afford any of the sons the leisurely...

Historical
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The must of old linen and wood pulp soothed his heightened senses.  It stilled the tingle of anticipation in the pit of his stomach.  Frobisher would be waiting for him, the lecherous crook.  Thick with a stale odour of pipe tobacco, it fired memories of their battles of wits, a long time ago.The gothic styled vaulted ceilings still carried the soot of centuries.  Once a chapel, this vast space had a gravitas and presence that would be all the more impressive if he could see the rest of it. ...

Supernatural
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The entire week, Marissa had been leaving the house early and arriving late. Early and late enough to avoid Benji. It wasn't fear, she kept telling herself. She just didn't want to give into the temptation he represented. It was bad enough that she couldn't stop thinking of him. So, she'd been packing a tote and going to the gym, then spending the rest of the day out. She was playing it safe. Patrick had been scheduled for a week long conference. Marissa had been afraid that Benji would come to...

Cheating
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The Pickpocket

The people of the town and surrounding areas were in fear of the pickpockets for these urchins not alone picked the pockets of those whom they came across,they were also known to commit burglaries ;the people of the district were at their wits end. However one winter's day at the end of November one of the pickpockets found himself in the precarious situation of being caught by the local town Town Crier. The boy had struggled to try to get away,but had ran straight into the local milkman ,who...

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I didn't know much about Phillip Sterling before I went to meet with the board of his charitable foundation. They had awarded Tom Bavington, the head of my lab, an enormous grant for his work in cancer research. The board requested that a representative of the lab present an overview of our work prior to the monetary award being given. Unfortunately, Tom decided to go skiing the weekend before his big presentation and broke his leg in three places. And, oh, did I curse his name as I rode the...

Seduction
2 years ago
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Marissa Weiss very much enjoyed her mid morning run. On that Monday, her trainers pounded the smooth, black asphalt of this suburban residential street, one of a vast network in her upper middle class neighborhood. Mature oaks, poplars and sycamores spread their generous canopies over lush, well tended yards, creating a forest in the outskirts of Atlanta. The road wasn't anywhere near flat, with hills and dips that challenged Marissa to pound harder. She loved the exertion, her well toned frame...

Cheating
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Am I being a nitpicky bitch rant innacurate tit

Spoiler alert. I'm gonna sound like a preachy-ass condescending school teacher, barking at delinquents, so expect that. This isn't a sexy story, it's venting. It's about to get naggy as hell, but I'm right, so deal with it. I don’t think I'm being unreasonable with this, but it annoys me greatly when descriptions and titles and tags are blatantly wrong on porn. Not slightly misleading or subjective, just entirely not true. The entire porn system operates on titles and key words, that's how...

2 years ago
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Trash picker

Thrown out like yesterday’s garbage, sat a young blonde girl mixed with the rubbish of the beach trash. Her body covered in bruises and deep cuts, I gently woke her up. Miss what happened? Idk where am I?Hawaii Oh ok Where do you live?IdkName?IdkShe passed out, I scooped her up and carried her to my bungalow. I laid her down and looked her over. Her vagina looked like a elephant banged her, so swollen and bruised. 2, cuts on her leg that a bandaged up, no signs of broken bones. I covered her...

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