Chelsea
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Chelsea is a brunette like her mother. She is somewhat scrawny for a girl her age with small breasts and curvy butt. She tries to work out but tires quickly. Her quick temper has become legend to those around her. She can find nearly anything to get angry at. While her rage could probably send a tiger up a tree, her body can’t seem to put words into actions. It’s unlikely she could win any fights against her classmates which is why most of them find her to be just a pile of hot steam. Manipulation isn't her forte either; in fact, her feelings tend to leave her blind to the most blatant traps.
Chelsea's mother, Katie got married and has two children, Chelsea and William. She and her husband grew apart for various reasons and now try to fund their children’s living expenses separately; leaving the two kids to fend for themselves.
Katie's ex-husband is second-in-command at the security to a local theme park and takes the kids there frequently.
Katie started working at some corporation a few years back but never discussed her job description at home. In fact, she hasn't said the word “job” in about five months. All we know is that Katie relies on Chelsea to man the house until she returns. This tends to be from 9 AM to about 2:30 the next day. At least it pays well.
However, Chelsea has been keeping a secret with her since puberty: a separate personality who loves to toy with her sexual frustrations. Nearly every minute of the day, Chelsea can feel this presence with her that she can talk to with her mind. What is said in her mind can be summed up as one-sided bickering but there are some cases where the voice can coerce Chelsea to do some pretty raunchy and risqué things. Even though, she struggles to manipulate others, Chelsea has proven that she can at least manipulate herself.
When the phone rang, I immediately jumped up to answer. I knew my daughter was out, and as all parents do, I was worried. Abby was a very responsible girl, but you know how teens are. She had just turned 18 and was out celebrating with a few friends. "Hey, Dad, would you come and pick Chelsea and me up? We've had a little too much to drink, and, well you know what you told me..." Of course, I recalled our conversation. I'd told her months before that I would rather her call home than drive...
Chelsea lived in Johto in a small town called New Bark town. Her mother and father were good friends of Professor Elm and she would go and play at his son Ethan all the time. Before she left for her journey Chelsea would always nag the Professor about getting her a Pokemon. Soon Professor Elm presented her with a Pokemon egg squealing happily she accepted it. Soon the egg hatched to a curious little Pokemon called Charmander who instantly attached itself to Chelsea. The young girl looked...
by Sinturian Chelsea’s mother died of breast cancer when Chelsea was eight, and I was left to raise her on my own. Fortunately, her mother and I were both working professionals; she had been in real estate and I was an architect, and we had been able to spend a great deal of time at home raising our daughter. She was the spitting image of her mother, with bright strawberry blond hair and just a very light dusting of freckles on her nose. She was extremely smart and tested almost off the...
Bob reflected that the message in the ad said little about Chelsea. Bob called her, left his phone number, and said, “Call anytime.” It was two days later that she called him. “Hello, this is Chelsea,” “Hello, how are you?” Bob responded, thinking her voice sounded nice. She said, “I am fine, how are you?” “Fine. Can you tell me a little something about yourself?” Bob asked. “I am single, and I work as a veterinary assistant,” she sounded proud of the job. Bob suggested, “That must be...
Alex has been bothering sexy Chelsea for several months now. When he shows up on her door she offers to erotically hyponotise him to get him to stop bothering her. While hypnotized, alex is led to picture himself as a woman having sex, who desires men. What’s it like working for a National Security Agency assignment at MIT? Not very easy, that’s what its like. The things people hold dear, are constantly slipping away from you. Time? You spend 18 hours a day trying to crack 256 byte encryption...
Chelsea sat at the table sipping her drink and quietly watching the activity in the bar. As the music blared and the other girls were up dancing and mingling, she sat alone as usual and kept an eye on her friends. She was too shy to try and mix with the guys in the bar. They never approached her or even seem to notice her, especially when her friends were around. While they were all slim and beautiful she was short, plump and average. She knew that she could not blend in with them even though...
First TimeI first met Caleb in the laundry room of our apartment building and initially thought this was a pretty young girl that I was stealing glimpses at. He had long blond hair that fell over his shoulders, a triangular face, and a pair a big dark eyes. I could not help seeing the resemblance to actress Dakota Fanning, but still I was laboring under the belief that this was a emale, the loose baggy clothing giving me no hint of proportions but I made thhe assumption the she was very flat chested...
I am sitting in the middle of her chamber on the floor. Waiting for her to come in. Just as I do everyday when when she returns home from work. I wait and watch tv while she is away, but the moment I hear her car in the drive, I rush into action. Turning off the tv, returning to her chambers and taking off the little clothes I usually wear around the house while she is out.Today it was a soft white tank top and cotton panties...both are now folded neatly and placed inside the chest in the...
by Napoleon Leopold Heather Morris had finally made it home from work and was looking forward to the long weekend ahead. She went upstairs and took a warm shower and then proceeded to get ready for the evening. Red lace panties and matching bra made her feel sexy. Red stocking held up by garter straps and 4" high red pumps adorned feet. Opening her dresser drawer heather pulled out a red leather collar with a d-ring set in the front, she lifted her medium brown hair up so she could buckle...
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Chapter 2 One Month Ago Amanda had finished putting the final touches on her slave Heather's bondage when she heard her doorbell ring. The 39 year old neighbor lay nude on a leather covered table. Her wrists were buckled together in leather cuffs and pulled up behind her head and attached to cable stretched down from the ceiling. Heather's ankles were similarly bound and attached to the same cable. The cable was wrenched up pulling both Heather's arms and legs upwards forcing her...
by Napoleon Leopold Chapter 3 Present day Amanda forced Heather to stand up. She attached her wrist cuffs to each end of a spreader bar above her. Amanda removed Heather's ring gag and replaced it with a double ring gag. One ring in her mouth and the other just outside of her mouth. She then got Melissa down from her bondage and attached her wrist cuffs to the end of the same bar facing her mother. Naked and breast to breast, there was no escaping what Amanda had planned for them....
THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S DILEMMA by enduringshades I found a parking place near the place. The neighbourhood is now familiar as I have been here several times observing the house before finally plucking up the courage to ring the doorbell. The neighbourhood consists of townhouses, once the homes of proud upper middle class Victorian households, but now accommodating multiple occupancy flats and bedsits. I got out of my car and made my way to the house, but when I got to the front door...
Part 1 The continuing story of Chris and Lorelei Chris, and Cindy’s wishes These stories will not stand alone, the reader should read both Dilemma and Dilemma — Lorelei’s Story by Joesephus first. When I read his stories I felt that unfortunately he left us before he could resolve the dilemma of the relationship between Lorelei, Cindy and Chris. One more sinned against than sinning, another battling health problems and Chris so devastated that what he believes was done to him by Lorelei,...
This chapter does not stand alone, and should not be read without reading the preceding chapters including Dilemma and Dilemma Lorelei’s story by Joesephus. In keeping with the original story, there is no active sex, it just deals with the wrong done to Lorelei and Chris. Chris and Lorelei Meet Again By going through Cindy’s address book, I found Lorelei’s address (another Cindy secret), I mailed the letter. Of course Sandy who had been a rock since Cindy died, had to go back to her own...
This is a work of fiction. I've done some research to get most of my facts correct. I've enjoyed both writing this series, and developing a plausible storyline. Any similarities between this story and persons alive or dead is purely coincidental. Mind you, if the opportunity ever arose . . . ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [b]Little Sister’s Dilemma - Part...
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Darren's Dilemma Chapter Two The Trip Home By Suzie Q Haff I awoke to feel Aunty gently shaking me. The sensual feeling of the satin sheets against my nylons and baby doll PJ's that started driving me wild and making me shiver returned. Darla: "Do girls ever get used to the slippery, arousing feel of nylon and satin or the taste and feel of lipstick?" Aunty giggles: "Never! Furthermore, any female that would give up those spoils just isn't much of a female. Long nails force a...
Darren's Dilemma Chapter Three Jana's New Sissy Toy By Suzie Q Haff Jana shaking me in her high pitched voice: "So are you like dead or what? Come on sleeping beauty, rise and shine!" She rolled me over on my stomach and planted a really hard whack on my butt that made a deafening smack and stung for ten minutes. Darla complaining in Darren's voice: "Damn! That was not necessary! I was getting up." Jana: "I have been...
Darren's Dilemma Chapter Five Dad Comes Home By Suzie Q Haff Jana's alarm clock went off at seven thirty. She got up and cut it off getting back under the covers and snuggled up with me. A few minutes later she bit my ear waking me up. Then the phone rang and she picked it up off the dresser while I took those vinyl surgical gloves off. Jana: "Perkins.... Oh morning Dad! Uh, huh. Morning Mother. No she is getting her beauty rest." With that I sat up on the edge of the...
Darren's Dilemma Chapter Six Darla Does Mother Proud By Suzie Q Haff I was awakened before dawn by Jana sliding in to my bed and cuddling up to me. I glanced at the clock on my stereo and it said 4:30 AM. She held me close but gently. She kissed my shoulder several times and drifted off to sleep. I fell asleep again listening to that woodpecker. Mom came in at eight AM and woke us. Alexis was in her robe shaking us: "Well what do we have here, sisters at arms?" Jana yawns: "I...