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Jamie stifled a groan of pleasure as ropes of cum burst from his dick and landed on his bare stomach. He quickly cleaned up the pearly white strings with the pair of panties he had stolen from his mom's room. As he hid the lacy black panties in his closet he silently cursed his friend Ryan. Two years ago Ryan pointed out that Jamie's mom was incredibly hot and ever since that day Jamie had been fantasising about his mom Amy on a daily basis. Amy was 39 and was an honest-to-God MILF! She had jet black hair which framed her gorgeous face. Her breasts were a perfect 38D and her body was toned from daily exercise but what Jamie really loved was her perfect round ass. He couldn't help but stare at it whenever he walked behind her and he couldn't count the number of times he had dreamed of slipping his cock into her tight ass.
Jamie didn't realise but Amy had known of his lust for her for months, it became obvious when her panties started to go missing and Jamie wasn't exactly subtle when he stared at her chest. At first she was disgusted but recently she had found herself getting aroused at the idea of her own son getting off over her. Amy hadn't had a good fuck since she had divorced Jamies father over 5 years ago and she had finally decided to do the unthinkable and seduce her own son!
Everywhere you looked at Camp Starkers on that eventful afternoon it was just ... spurt, spurt, spurty, spurt! No one missed out. Even the groundsman found himself with the gardener again. This time he was on top. As everyone else was screwing around outside these two were in the back of the workshop again on that same old pile of rags. Bill Snypes was pumping away deep into Tammy Parnell’s warm pussy then unleashing another spurting load of semen as her bouncy tits jiggled and swung all...
What is it about Motherless that makes me fucking cum every time? Maybe it is how raw and amateur the porn on the site comes across as, or the content is just that fucking hot. Perhaps it is the fact that there is an astronomical amount of pornography just waiting for a dumb fuck like you to beat off to! I really don’t know, and frankly, I’m not going to pretend that I do.But what I do know is that if you love BBWs, the Motherless.com homepage will not be of much use! Preferably, head on over...
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Cuckold Porn SitesI browsed the horror stash at Motherless all morning, and now I don’t know if I should jack off or go hide in the closet until the danger has passed. Then again, hiding out might give me the perfect opportunity to rub one out in the peace and safety of the dark. Who knows who—or what—might be peeping in the windows with nefarious intent if I sit at my desk and shake my dick at the screen. Just like when I masturbate at the local Starbucks, I’ve got to be sure to balance the potential pleasure...
Extreme Porn WebsitesIncest porn has been a staple of pornography since the very first incel caveman realized that he couldn’t find fresh pussy out and about. He resorted to sniffing a whiff of his mother’s loincloth when she wasn’t looking, and beating his old cave meat into a leather sock.Now personally I’m not into the whole mommy-son dynamic – I’m a classy guy. But it’s no secret people like to get freaky when the lights go out, and if you’ve got a stiffy in your hand and you’re on Motherless, you gotta go...
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The FappeningHave you ever heard about a wonderful site called “Motherless”? I have a feeling that was a dumb question, of course, you fucking have. Well, I am here to talk about Motherless, but I shall also pay special attention to their Arab category. If you think Arabian sluts are hot, well you are in for a tasty treat, believe me.First, I should probably warn you that the name of this place comes from the fact that their content might be a bit too hardcore or questionable for some of you. Back in the...
Arab Porn SitesFuck yeah, life’s a bitch! So here I am, awake at 3:45 AM, after dreaming I was fucking this freaking hot MILF neighbor with heavy boobs, a flat tummy, a nice bubble butt, and sexy long legs. It was all hot and steamy, up until when she was sucking me off and just as I was about to obliterate her cute face with hot cum canon, my dream cut right off and I woke up with a tent on my pajamas.That dream ain’t coming back, but damn it! I sure gotta cum, so I boot up my laptop and type “cum facial” in...
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Fetish Porn SitesShe walked past me as if I did not exist and went straight to the big fireplace. She unbuttoned her shirt, pulled it loose, squeezed some of the water out of its long tail and flapped it toward the warmth. Her long skirt was also black and heavy with water and dripping on the hearth stones. I dragged my old wool shirt out of the saddle bag beside me, yelled, "Here y'go," at her and threw the shirt in her direction. She turned and bent to retrieve it, unconscious of the fine view of her...
Carmine strolled carelessly into the clearing. It had been years since she had been here, but not much had changed. The track she was walking on meandered vaguely across the open area, and disappeared in the woods again on the other side. She was a striking young woman. Tall and a healthy sort of thin with tanned long legs. Jet black short straight hair, barely tussled by the breeze; large expressive but dark eyes; small firm breasts confined within a tight bright red tank-top atop a pair of...
Princess Yasmine By Princess Ali had never seen such a display of power in his entire life. He was the young Crown Prince of his fathers Kingdom. His father was King Abdullah Aziz Al Saud King of Saudi Arabia, and the Commander of the armed forces of the Kingdom. His father had invited his eldest children to watch the years annual military parade in celebration of Eid Ul Fitr. The young prince admired his father. He loved his father more than anything else. While at times, the...
Tuula and the Miners Tuula was flying to Cape Town, South Africa, to meet her husband, Peter. A man sat next to her, nice enough, old enough to be her father, with graying hair. In time, she found herself telling him about Peter, and the trip they planned. The man said he was a native of South Africa and had a diamond mining concession. "Oh, where is it? I'd love to see it." "It isn't near anywhere that's marked on a map." "Then it's a secret mine. Are you putting me...
Log date: 24 June 2139 “Final report. Space Fleet: Intergalactic-ship, USS Genesis NCC (1000). Lt Commander Mansfield reporting. All 175 members of the crew except for Communications Officer Thorvaldsen and me are dead. Space Fleet: Class-heavy cruiser ship, destroyed. I should reach Earth in about four months. This is Mansfield, co-survivor of the USS Genesis NCC (1000). Signing off.” Three years earlier… Log date: 14 October 2136 Planet Earth is rapidly running out of...
Log date: 24 June 2139 “Final report. Space Fleet: Intergalactic-ship, USS Genesis NCC (1000). Lt Commander Mansfield reporting. All 175 members of the crew except for Communications Officer Thorvaldsen and me are dead. Space Fleet: Class-heavy cruiser ship, destroyed. I should reach Earth in about four months. This is Mansfield, co-survivor of the USS Genesis NCC (1000). Signing off.” Three years earlier... Log date: 14 October 2136 Planet Earth is rapidly running out...
Fantasy & Sci-FiThe terms lad, youth boy, etc are meant to be vague and do not denote any specific age. Smother High by mike_3121 [at] hotmail [dot] com Young Debbie Anderson lay on her bed. She was totally relaxed and, like most young girls, she didn't want to get out of her warm comfortable bed. With a slow sensual grinding of her hips she pressed down on her prone victim. She had him down in a 69 smother position with her legs spread wide apart. His young chest was pressed to her stomach and she could feel...
Erotic FictionShe awoke. The noise of the city was loud in her ears as she got up, she licked her lips, she was feeling hungry, but she knew the sun was still up — she was looking forward to the night ahead. She rang the bell to let him know she was awake, but he would already know that, it was part of his life now, ever since she took him. "Jasmine you are awake." He said, Jasmine smiled at him, a calm seductive smile, one which he could never resist, he reached up and kissed her, she being nearly six...
Introduction: okay this is my second story. sorry about the grammer Im writing on my shitty tablet I hope you all like it but if not Im sorry Ugh john groaned fuck his mom had her lips wrapped around his cock and he was about to cum. She had her fingers going in and out of her pussy moaned into his cock and he lost it. Ahh fuck yes he said as he came and his beautiful mother swallowed it all. Such a good little bitch arent you yes sir she answered. Then there was a knock at the door. Come...
Introduction: I dont think this is very good but here ya go It was just john the girls and some of his guy friends left. Miss Owen was on top of Olivia riding her pussy hard. My cock was in her mouth and she was moaning into it. Oh miss owen I groaned Call me Joanna she said then took her attention back to my cock it felt amazing. He looked up and saw the girls and guys squirming in their seats Well? What are you waiting for start fucking he commanded. Kate got up lifted her skirt and sat...
Introduction: I dont think this is very good but here ya go It was just john the girls and some of his guy friends left. Miss Owen was on top of Olivia riding her pussy hard. My cock was in her mouth and she was moaning into it. Oh miss owen I groaned Call me Joanna she said then took her attention back to my cock it felt amazing. He looked up and saw the girls and guys squirming in their seats Well? What are you waiting for start fucking he commanded. Kate got up lifted her skirt and sat...
Das Prinzip ist einfach. Ein oder mehrere Promis werden mittels versteckter Kamera beobachtet, und es werden Situationen erzeugt, die in heißen Sex enden. Sei es die Moderatorin, die einen Bericht über das Rotlichtmileu drehen soll, die Spitzensportlerin deren Duschbad durch Pheromone ersetzt wurde, oder Sängerinnen, die beim Charetykonzert im Knast in eine Revolte geraten. Alle Situationen sind möglich und wir sind von Anfang bis Ende live dabei. Also sucht euch einen oder mehrere eurer...
It's the middle of the Fall season, and what better way for a celebration in college than a Halloween Party! The combination of students dressing up as either their favorite heroes or better yet, a couple of their favorite characters from different games and series! Having started the party pretty early, there's no way that someone could just find their way in and not recognize any of their friends if they were dressed differently. However: There's a major few who, for lack of better terms,...
I pulled my big old battered Lincoln to a halt in the scrabble of gravel behind the warehouse. Then I stepped out, listening to the ticking as the engine settled down for a long nap. I wasn't really sure I was ready for this. It was my seventh time for that very reaction. The number seven held no luck--I still wasn't ready for it. Over the seemingly unending months of the long northern winter I'd kept a careful count of the contents of the warehouse. Slowly the long semi- trailers had...
The class was English Composition and I’d been given three papers to write. I’d been given the subject for the first two and they were already written and turned in. The third paper was to be on whatever I could think of. The paper was actually one that should have been done in freshman year, but because of all the credit hours I’d accrued in the Army I was admitted as a sophomore. But it turned out there were certain core credits I had to have that hadn’t been covered by what I’d done in the...
Everybody knows the game Minesweeper, right? It comes on your PC with Microsoft Games. I used to play it all the time. I don't anymore. My brother taught me how, and for a long time, I played the game on his laptop. Then I got a laptop for my 17th birthday (not a Macbook, not like I wanted, but a Dell like Eric has) and from then on I played in uninterrupted peace. The weird stuff started when I was a few days past my 18th birthday. Happy Birthday, my computer told me. I jumped, blinked in...
NIS Day 3 – Halloween Mid-Morning - Medway High School 10:58am, Wednesday, October, 31, 1979 “NO! STOP!“ Lynette shouted. Lynette’s amazingly forceful command did something I never thought possible. Her words created an Energists’ time stop bubble around her, me and Sammy in the hallway before our fourth period math class. A minute-and-a-half earlier, two twelfth grade stoner guys, Tony Griffin and Dale Housner had stopped Tempe about fifteen feet from Mr. Quigley’s math classroom. They...
Federation Fleet The Washington led her fleet towards the captured Space Docks where they circled the Earth, at five hundred thousand miles. Ken stood on the flag bridge with his wives and watched the American ships maneuvering in front of them. "Admiral, the American fleet is joining up. They have fifteen destroyers and four light cruisers," Lieutenant Jinnah Chin reported. "Thank you lieutenant, we will stick with the plan," Admiral Tammy Thompson said. "Yes, Ma'am. I am sending...
Chapter 1 My younger sister, Jasmine, was only 15 at the time she had run away from home. She'd been sneaking out in the middle of the night to go out with her friends and finally our parents caught her. They had grounded her, giving her very little freedom to do anything. Frustrated and feeling alone she ran away that summer. I was 26 at the time and had just landed a great job and bought my first home. It was a two bedroom home but it was just perfect for me. I wasn't married but had a...
The last time the water bandits had hit Frank Kabrosky and Jose Ferrera's claim, they were unprepared. Five anonymous figures with shiny faceplates, three wicked looking clubs with sharp spikes on the ends, and they had to flee in awkward hopping bounds, to preserve suit integrity, leaving the bandits to transfer six-thousand gallons of water they had toiled the past four months to refine from the unforgiving hard rock extraction mine. There are no guns on the moon. Just five months earlier,...
The Scooby-Doo gang were on their way back to their base near Denver, where they lived in Fred's grandfather's old house which had been willed to him. They stopped to refuel the Mystery Machine at a gas station and ate in the attached cafe. On the wall was an advert inviting people to visit a local silver mine. The advert said that it was unique in that it had been worked by women during WW2. So after eating, they drove up there. Near the entrance to the workings, was a group of old...
Jasmine and Jamie By Sandy brown Tragically, Jamie's mom died of cancer when he was very young. His father Bob was a good man, and tried his best to be both a father and a mother to Jamie, but he was a successful investment banker, always pre- occupied with business, and travelled a lot, and so, in spite of the absence of a mother, they were never very close. Also, Bob was something of a "man's man," an alpha male in a tough, competitive world, and even though he loved Jamie (a...
Our meetings became more frequent following the blow job event. We started to see each other on a more or less weekly basis and always ended our chats with some form of sex act. Some times without leaving the premises, furtive fingering or wanking under the table when we felt we could get away with it. Other times we'd sneak into the toilet and fuck or give each other oral relief. Occasionally we would take a drive to a more remote location just outside the city, walk a while then indulge...
Conversion of Jasmine Conversion of Jasmine Jasmine and Mike had been together for a year now, they had a good strong relationship and a healthy sex life. Mike had no complaints with Jasmines body as it got him hard whenever she stripped and showed off her assets. She kept it in shape by visiting the gym regularly; she loved showing it off as much as she did giving it exercise. Jasmine was 21 and had the most amazing breasts, and she knew it - her wardrobe focussed on making sure...
It was the summer of 1869. It was the summer of my life ending in India… Oh how I shall miss my beloved Princess Jasmine, the silky smooth texture of her fair skin, and the lips that pulsate with fiery bliss whenever they so, so gently press against my cheek. Oh how I can still feel the heat of her breath upon my skin, the gentle breeze coming from the smiling lips and her nose… Then in an instant to the here and now I suddenly returned, calling out orders to the handful of my men who...
I caressed the long, silken tresses of the exquisitely nude young Asian who knelt proudly before me, then turned to her equally exquisite sister - a three-dimensional photocopy of the one I had just petted. "Lovely," I proclaimed softly. They were, but I had an ulterior motive for letting them hear me say so. These two were obviously proud of their beauty and used it to great advantage in their lives and in their enterprise. The twins ran a business in San Francisco catering to the needs...
Stepmother's Love, part 2 By: Malissa and Gang Waking up slowly I felt the urge to pee again. This time it wasn't as urgent as the one in the middle of the night. Looking at the clock I saw it was almost seven am, I could hear my Mommy in the next room putting my brother down for his after feeding nap. I knew her next stop would be my room so I tried to lay there like a good girl and wait. Finally she came in and saw me watching the door. "Madison are you ok?" "Yes Mommy but...
Stepmother's Love, 3 By: Malissa and Gang My two friends followed me to my room in silence. To tell the truth I was more than just a little bit afraid of their possible reaction to what I was about to show them. Standing next to my bed I reached behind me, sliding the skirts zipper down after unfastening the button at the top. It fell to the floor, fanning out around my feet. Next I pushed my pantys down to my knees, my gaff barely visible against my cream colored skin. I bit...
I went to bed early that night which I generally did with the intention of having a long read. I devoured books at a rate of knots so was always in the library looking for more science fiction. A couple of hours immersed in a story and I would doze off as easy as pie. Tonight I found myself rereading the same line over and over as my concentration was way off. So, I gave in, put down the book and tried to go to sleep. My mother I had left downstairs watching the TV, my other, younger sisters...
Jenny was asleep in another room and the thought of her asleep in that very thin pajamas that I saw her put on after her shower was making my cock even harder and excited so then and there I decided ill go pay her a little visit. I didn’t go with anything in mind really but just wanted to see her body as she slept, we had a very full day before and very eventful night so I figured she would be asleep soundly and as I approached the doorway I could hear light snoring so I knew that she was....
This is the story of my sexlife with my Godmother/cousin. I say godmother/cousin because she is actually both as choosing a relative to be a God parent is common place in the Caribbean. Yes I am from the Caribbean and my name is Kenny, 32 yrs old, I’m 6’2” tall, a well built 250 lbs, educated and better looking than I am not. My god mother’s name is jenny (not real name) and she is 20 yrs older than me and was always a hot natural Caribbean woman about 5’5” light skinned ample 36c boobs, very...
You are browsing through the internet when a website catches your attention. 'MotherBoard' Change anything you wish and create the rest. Intrigued you click on the site. You see 3 options. Body-Change the body Mind-Give a command Reality- Change reality
Mind ControlI have always dreamed of fucking my mom and her mom ,my nephews mother I want to fuck her two. For years they have filled my spank bank and made me shoot gallons of cum, unfortunately not inside eather one.My best friend from c***dhood, well his mother is no different as far as my cock is concerned. And to fuck her is not as good as sex with my own mother, but it is the next best thing. Especially the way I fucked her. I mean the way we fucked her. Well I guess I mean the way me and my best...
I was always a shy kid. So having girlfriends was out of question. I was so shy that when I heard my classmates joke about hand practice I would fucking blush. Without knowing what it meant. One day a friend said just grab hold of your dick and rub it from top to bottom. It will harden. After some time you will feel funny. And something will come out. Fuck that was never so. I nearly hurt my dick by rubbing it for an hour. And God only knows if anything came out. Such was the level of my sexual...
IncestThe twelve mile ride to the mall was tense... at least it was for me. It was difficult for me to keep my eyes on the road with such a sexy little nymph sitting next to me. Once inside the mall I relaxed a bit. Shopping always has a calming effect on me. I could spend hours loitering in an upscale women's clothing store, especially when they had their new, seasonal fashions on display. After spending a half hour or so looking at skirts and blouses, Rachel apparently tired of hanging with...
After leaving the restaurant, I drove by the teen center to see if the dance was still going strong. It was. As I turned the corner next to the far end of the parking lot I heard someone yell out: "MRS J... MRS J. OVER HERE." I stopped. Out of the shadows I could see Rachel walking towards my car. I rolled down my window. "Hey Mrs J. What are you doing around here?" "Oh, I wasn't sure whether Megan needed a ride home or not," I said. "I was on my way home and thought I would drive...
I didn't awaken till almost noon the following day. I hobbled down the stairs, my ankle tender and sore with just a slight swelling. I felt terrible. My debauchery had reached a new low, an endless pit of perversion. I had committed the unforgivable sin, incest, sex with my own daughter! But, even now, seeing the image of her, a picture sitting on an end table, I could feel the stirrings of unnatural lust. I revelled in my sickness... the extreme pleasure it brought me was... was...
Sorry Mother, I can’t visit today, as I’ve fallen deep down a rabbit hole full of naked women. I’m sure you can understand, as you were once a naked woman yourself. As hard as I may try to resist the temptations of the flesh, I’m still just a warm-blooded man and a pervert at heart. I can barely stay away from a typical free tube, and it’s another story when the free sites are leaking rare premium content that would usually cost you at least a few bucks.Yes, mom, the tube I’m reviewing today is...
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Incest Porn SitesSophie’s has a soothing bath. The huge heated public baths were free and open to both sexes. Sophie noticed attendants positioned around the springs to hand out towels to bathers. No one glared at her body when Sophie removed her clothes. If anyone looked at her, it could result in a punishment for one of the men, even if it was a woman that did the looking. If anyone DID look at her, it was because of her long red hair, which labelled her as fiery & interesting. To her right some children were...
FetishI know it sounds kind of pathetic when I tell people I'm twenty-five years old and still living at home, but it really isn't my fault. After graduating high school I had drifted through a number of meaningless dead end jobs before finally deciding to go back to college part time. My life certainly wasn't what my dad hoped for, but he has always let me make my own choices. While my family has a lot of money my dad firmly believed in people standing on their own two feet, meaning once I...
(I wrote this almost a yr ago, for a really good friend).I sat on the edge of the bed, nervous, rubbing my sweaty palms back and forth over the comforter. We been texting, im'ing for over a year and I know him but I can't stop the fear from slowly gripping my limbs, wrapping round my heart and squeezing. I have texted others, met others but they did not call to that wild thing inside of me, that's been trying to claw free. It saw them as weak, not worthy of all that I had to offer. it needed...
2:20 PM: Humming along with Previn and the Pittsburgh Symphony, Jasmine poured soothing bath oils into the tub then turned and admired herself in the full-length mirror as she slowly stripped off the shirt, let it fall away from her shoulders and turned sideways, and examined her breasts. She acknowledged their firmness and with a tight smile reached under them to trace their curve with her fingertips. Inevitably, her fingers slid out to the nipples and gently squeezed them. Jasmine's mouth...
This is a story that has been on the shelf for awhile. It is about a bunch of people that interact with each other. Not a particularly happy story. Jasimine might be a good study as a psychiatric subject. "Hi Hon, you're going out with Sherry tonight, right?" "Yes. Why, do you have to work late again?" "Yeah. Two more weeks and then I'm home every night. It has been a rough three months for both of us, I know. I'll make it up to you, I promise. "It's not been that bad as long as...