You are an all powerful hero in the world of Albion. There are many paths you can take, some righteous and others corrupt. So the first choice you have to make is will you be follow the path of good or evil?
Latisha
4 years ago
In the predawn hours, two senior foresters had appeared at Lord Kelvin's castle all in a panic after coming across a large encampment of cavalry. Since the first stones were laid for Lisheen Castle, the lords always had woodsmen in the forest during the campaign season. Although highly unlikely, troops could pass through the Wyre Forest to attack the Keep and surrounding villages. Sir Nevan thanked the gods for their foresight, as he rode down a line of local levies, shouting for the...
2 years ago
When she was little, when her mother was still alive and breathing and her father still told her bedtime stories about little princesses and kissed her goodnight, she often thought about unicorns, and at night, in dreams, she tried to conjure them, but they would always appear misshapen or deformed, with a chicken’s foot instead of a hoof, or with the stripes of a zebra or a horn that was jet black instead of silver. When she was in kindergarten, she tried to draw one using...
3 years ago
Chapter 18I came back down and it was just Becky and Tam left in the house and i tidied up as Tam played with his phone and Becky helped me which was nice.I went for a shower to the master bedroom and as i was in the shower Simon opened the shower door and joined me and we washed each other and i washed his long cock which had been pleasing my wife not long ago and we kissed a little and got clean.When we got out we both dried our selves and he was rock hard again !I pointed at Julia and said...
3 years ago
Tim pulled the garage door shut, and slowly washed the grease from his fingers. Wheel bearings and axle seals were dirty work, but the hand cleaner did its job. “All done?” He smiled as he heard Mary’s voice echo down the hallway. “I sure am. Your mustang’s ready for another 100K.” “I think we’ll need a minivan before that long.” Tim laughed. They had talked about children. He supposed the moment was approaching. But not yet. “Let...
Anal
3 years ago
Janey had taken all she could. She was so horny and with her homely looks, she was not about to get some good lovin. She finally said, enough is enough. She had gone to a local flea market and was able to get all the items she thought she would need. Firstly she bought two cheap stun guns. At another booth she bought two pair of handcuffs. In a booth that an old lady was running, that did sewing's and knitting, she bought two blind folds for night sleeping. The horny ass bitch bought these...
4 years ago
Friends, you are reading this sex story on indiansexstories dot net I just woke up horny this morning with a strong wood in my boxers. I did not even recall what I was dreaming about to feel so horny but somehow my mind was too active for the mornings and even while brushing my teeth’s, my hands rubbed down on my cock. Was I masturbating in the morning after like 5 minutes of waking up? I got over with the morning rituals, wore a coal black shirt paired with a cream pant and proceeded with...
1 year ago
A week after the amazing massage I received as a present from my wife Jules, I had a call at home from Beth. Beth is Jules' best and longest standing friend and, unbeknown to her husband Dave, works as a masseur to earn extra cash.Beth said, "I know it’s still three weeks till our next appointment but how do you fancy a private massage at my house sometime in the next week?”I said, "How and why, what about Dave and Jules?”She explained that Dave was away on a stag week in Benidorm and Jules...
Threesomes
3 years ago
I walk into the five star hotel and restaurant where I work, wearing my black tie with my white button up shirt and black knee length skirt. I check in with the boss man and go to my assigned tables. There aren't as many people tonight since it's the day after Thanksgiving. People are probably having turkey through the weekend. I do my rounds on the tables. "Hi my name is Hannah, I will be your waitress for tonight. What can I start you off with?" I grab their drinks then take the orders back...
Group Sex
2 years ago
We both positioned our respective underwear in front of us – the outer and less intimate surface of the gussets facing towards us – and Dane lifted mine up to his nose first. I followed his lead, applying the outside of his shorts to my nose even though I would have strongly preferred to have done so with the inner lining, and we both took a few gentle sniffs of the material.To my surprise, almost immediate, I saw through the corner of my eye that Dane's member was starting to twitch to life....
Gay Male
3 years ago
“Charlie, would you believe Guy collects panties?” “Collects panties? I don’t believe that ... I mean, OH WOW - Are you serious?” “I love watching him take a girl’s panties off in a crowd. From what I’ve seen, they love having their panties pulled off in the middle of a crowd... “Guy, I think Charlie wants to donate to your collection. Look at that crooked smile on her face.” “Charlie, I would love to have your panties. I see you looking around the room and I count fourteen students in...
2 years ago
Richard and Clarice had a wild couple of sensual interactions leaving Richard physically and emotionally worn out, Clarice satisfied beyond her dreams and the neighborhood changed forever. After the weekend adventure things began returning to normal; Richard was quiet at home with few interruptions, Clarice found a job and was figuring out her duties. Richard missed Clarice during the week and was still uncertain about their relationship. When the next weekend came, Clarice showed up. After a...
3 years ago
Hi friends. It’s Funfuck here from Bangalore. I am really happy for the feedback and would like to thank all. The last story led me to have sex with one of my readers. It will be posted soon. Coming to the story, in the last story, I had told you that I will be telling about how I had fun with Shalini’s friend. Her name is Rama. She is 38 years old, married and has a boy who is studying in 5th standard. She is fair with long hair and big boobs. Her ass is so big that one can hide an...
3 years ago
No seriously, I really did. I spent my whole life prior to college never once considering another guy. Oh sure I noticed how big a guy was or conversely how small, but that was it. I pursued and scored a few women in high school and well, while I'm not a lady killer by any stretch of the imagination, I did ok. But then came college, and then it all changed.OUR QUARTERBACK IS GAY???Bubba was on the couch, watching Family Feud while Adam Jones, our starting quarterback, sucked his cock.Bubba,...
3 years ago
Captain Amy 'Rolling Stone' Stone, USAF Sunday, 12:20pm I banged my fist on the computer desk in frustration. "Six times I've checked now and still no response." I muttered in disgust about the situation. "Six times! This should not be possible." I seriously wanted to shove the computer through the bulkhead. "What's wrong?" Anna 'Thunderfeet' Cork asked. She had a concerned look on her face. "Is the stress of the routine finally getting to you?" "I can't reach Jacob to...
4 years ago
Our cabin in West Virginia has so many memories over the years. Our families have celebrated many holidays together there and of course, we go there to play. The cabin is about 15 miles from the closest town and 2 miles from the closest neighbor. This environment is prefect for people like us who prefer complete discretion. There have been dozens and dozens of male visitors to our cabin. Some stay the night, some a weekend and some, well.....just long enough to make memories with my wife....
2 years ago
It was an embarrassing situation for Susan, but she knew it would have been a lot more embarrassing if Miss Thomas had caught them a few moments later. As it was, Tim only had his hand up her skirt and they were kissing. A few moments later and Miss Thomas would have seen her with her dress up above her hips and Tim's cock going into her cunt. She was glad that didn't happen. Still it was hard to explain. That afternoon they had called her parents and they'd both come for her. It was a...
1 year ago
Ben stood there in shock. He couldn’t believe what had just happened. Did he really just finger his aunt and get a blowjob from her? The best damn blowjob he’d ever had actually. His knees went weak and he sat down on the lounge chair where minutes ago his aunt had been lying naked. His aunt had already walked inside to get dinner ready. Ben sat there for a few minutes before he got enough strength back to walk in the house. Ben walked in the house to find his aunt, fully dressed, cooking...
3 years ago
Hi people, its a pleasure writing my experience here again. My name is KP(initials given), I’m from Navi Mumbai and I would love to spread happiness in females. On requirement mail me at [email protected] have a younger sister. She was just a perky, spoiled brat sister, until I noticed she was getting tits and a nice, sexy ass. She always liked to come in my room and be a pest. Now she wanted to talk about sex. She confided in me that she did not have sex till day and also she was...
1 year ago
"Great party," Brandon said as he raised his glass in salute to the other party goers. "You've got that right," Sky said as he set his drink down and picked up a slice of pizza. "I still can't believe Miss Faragonda agreed to this." "I know," Bloom said, "it surprised me too, but sometimes she can really surprise you." "Just remember to stay on your best behavior until after she leaves," Stella chipped in. "Right," Riven said, "we'll be on our best behavior until she...
2 years ago
Having just turned 18, it was quite hard to establish a life after having her family ripped from her so sudden. But here she was in a new apartment in the nice part of town, and with enough inheritance left to not be financially worried for quite some time. Sofie still hadn´t processed everything that had happened. While she had gotten alot of help with the formalities from her moms former coworkers, all of which were lawyers, she still had a hard time getting herself to sort through the more...
2 years ago
Gil decided to take a vacation to get away from the building stress of running his business. He wanted to go somewhere different; some place where his subordinates would not try to find him. He told everyone he was going overseas and would not have access to email or phone service. In reality, Gil drove 300 miles to visit his best friend, Randy with whom he had served several years in the Navy. Randy had married a few months ago and Gil decided it was time that he met Randy’s wife, and got...
Oral Sex
2 years ago
Dave and I had been friends for the past ten years. I got to know him from the office, and our friendship then carried over into our personal lives. Dave went through a rough stretch about a year ago when he got divorced. He caught his wife of nearly ten years cheating on him. It left Dave devastated beyond belief. He never saw it coming and my wife Jen and I were the only ones there for him. Jen felt sorry for him and always thought the world of Dave. She had met him a number of times in the...
MILF
1 year ago
Ania Kinski and Verona Sky are hot for each other, and it’s not hard to see why. With their stunning faces, fit bodies and perfectly perky boobies, these brunette babes can’t wait to get themselves stripped off and down to some sapphic fun. Join them in their sexy red lingerie as they start out with sensual kissing and caressing, both girls loving to suck on the other’s titties before moving their attention to wet and ready pussies. These girls know what feels good, so they...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
When our new employee Vanessa was first introduced in our sales meeting, Natalie had shot me a wide-eyed look. Her slender form slipped into the room and as she took her seat, I noticed her tight bum curving under her black skirt. The curly locks of her black hair pinned behind her head allowed a look at her elegant neck. I had looked back to Natalie, whose smirk revealed that she knew the exact contents of my filthy mind. That had been weeks ago and since then, smiles had ramped up to...
Lesbian
1 year ago
Johnny is not doing so good in school. His step mom, Ebony mystique, got a hold of his report card and she wasn’t happy that he was hiding his grades from her. Ebony decided to teach him a lesson. She filled up a bucket with water and decided to soak him with at as he was sun bathing in the backyard. Johnny’s step mom started schooling him about his bad grades but all he could do was stare at her tits. Ebony noticed what he was doing so she decided to take it a bit further. She shoved his head...
xmoviesforyou
2 years ago
Sheila and I have been married six years now and we've stayed happy with each other, even though we've had a few ups and downs. These were more to do with job and money than anything. In the time since we've been married, we've each lost our job, though, right now, we're both employed. I actually am making considerably more money, a real blessing these days. When the stress would begin to get to us, we always resorted to the stress-relieving exercises we began using when we were dating: sex....
Taboo
2 years ago
i lean over and put my mouth on hers, kissing her soft lips gently many times, moving around to enjoy every part of her mouth. katy opens her mouth a little, letting me know what she wants. i slide my wet tongue out, licking her lips, then move around and lick her ear, so warm and inviting like a little seashell. she turns her head to let me in closer. she is so giving; i am so wet. i whisper, ‘i like what i taste here, my beauty, but there is more i need from you tonight…’‘rae, don’t stop…i...
2 years ago
We woke the next morning encrusted in cum and saliva. We headed to the shower that was big enough for the three of us and proceeded to wash and scrub our way through multiple orgasms for each. Alese finally said she had to go open the restaurant and had to leave, but I dicked her hard before she left and she was smiling happily on her way out the door.Sunday was long and languid and lurid as we relived the night with Alese and as we prepared to head to work together the next day. We were both...
Anal
1 year ago
Kirk's first time with his father had finally arrived. They had both shed their clothes, and each sported an erection.His dad fiddled with a small camera. “I'm recording our first time together so your mother and I can watch it again and again. You can, too.”Noticing Kirk's erection, he said, “For someone hesitant about this, you seem to have reconsidered.”“I don't know, Dad. That vibrator felt nice. Also, Mom said, I have to do it with you if I want more times with her. I've never even...
Incest
1 year ago
Liz stayed with Helen while I went upstairs to use my cell phone and to wait for my call to 911 to be answered. I was in a hurry for them to get here because I wanted to visit the crime boss before he had a chance to prepare for us. Our questioning had produced an address that was supposed to be the gang's headquarters. If we were lucky, we could end this reign of terror tonight. The address we had was another of those abandoned manufacturing plants. This one was surrounded by a large...
4 years ago
Main hu roohi (name changed) aur us samay 21 saal ki thi jab ki yeh baat hai.main noida ke ek hostel mein rehti thi aur 2nd year mein thi.ek friend ki shaai thi gurgaon mein to hum 3 ladkiyon ne waren se permission le ke jaane ka plan kiya tha. Meri frien ne cab book kiya aur hum log shaam ko nikal gaye.vahan shaadi mein kaafi der lag rahi thi n baki dono friends ne apne bfs ke saath kaafi pee li aur subha jaane la plan banaya aur bola ki vo subha apne bf’s ke saath aa jaayegi but maine jaane...
3 years ago
“I wasn’t quite expecting it to be this bad,” Sean said looking over the dump. In the midst of an unusually hot day, the mounds of garbage gave off a stench that threatened to destroy his sense of smell forever. The limits on the range of his magic gift required him to be right in the center of it. “What are you doing?” a male voice asked him from behind. Sean turned around and spotted the pair of elves, George and Georgia, watching him. George was devastatingly handsome and Georgia was...
2 years ago
The first hot weather of the summer had arrived and the temperature on Granite Ridge rose to over 30°C (86°F) during the afternoon. Gus was wearing a loose, short sleeve cotton shirt, cargo shorts and his steel-toed work boots. It had been several days since he had seen Tatya talking to her landscaper friend and Gus had forgotten about him. As he entered the office to pick up a couple of water bottles, he ran into Tatya and the guy in close company. When Tatya saw him, she jumped away from...
4 years ago
After a few exchanges with emails and texts, we decided to meet for the first time with feelings of uncertainty. We had planned to meet in an open public place to size each other up socially. As you stand by the Starbucks counter you see me approach and feelings of both anxiety and pleasure rush over you. My hand lightly embraces your arm and I lean in gently kissing your cheek and smile not wanting to be too forward; a slight rush warms you making your face slightly flushed. With an...
2 years ago
It had been a year or more since that fated day when I was purchased as a pet. Me? A pet? I had to laugh at the thought, yet was intrigued to know what that involved. Though I had been a participant in a few activities on that nameless site I had not often visited it so didn't know what that meant. For the most part I still don't, but will soon find out.I clicked on the tab to see who had purchased me as her own personal pet...turned out that was more a game of seeing how many pets a member...
Straight Sex
2 years ago
Ellen marched into Luke's office bright and early. She was definitely not someone intent on giving up. "I think you and I should discuss our past. I think if we reevaluate the way things ended we can come to understand that we are beyond that in our relationship. And you'll learn that Jessie is just a rebound thing for you. Long overdue but definitely a rebound fling," she sermonized. Luke smacked his hand to his forehead. He paused before saying, "I think you're right." He could...
1 year ago
She stared at the laptop and she exhaled slowly at what she saw. The screen showed a very cute and lithe brunette tied nude to a wooden chair, her legs bent in a kneeling position and bound thigh to calf with leather straps. Her arms were also bound, but they were raised over her head, bent at the elbow and held tightly together by a similar strap, which raised and showed off her small perfectly shaped breasts. A Hitachi magic wand vibrator sat on the seat of the chair between her spread...
2 years ago
Chapter 7 part 1 Hermione began to shake Harry as she tried to wake him from his exhaustion. ‘What? No it can’t be Ron,’ said Hermione hysterically as she shook Harry’s arm vigorously. ‘It was Ron,’ replied Harry as with a groan he sat up on the beach and felt sand-grains fall from his hair. ‘You must have been mistaken Harry,’ said Hermione shakily, her eyes wide in a manic shock. ‘It was Ron,’ repeated Harry weakly. ‘But..,’ ‘Hermione,’ said Harry more forcefully, cutting Hermione...
2 years ago
Costume for Life by Leslie Leigh It was when my wife suggested that she wanted to be a man for Halloween that perhaps I should have sensed something askew. Or perhaps fate dealt us a full house. As I tell you my tale I am waiting for my "Man" to come home from the office and I have a secret.. I came home from the office on Friday, October 30, and was exhausted from a long week of work. I was an art director at a small advertising agency in Evanstown, Virginia and we had four...
2 years ago
"Are you sure you want to do this?" mom asked me for the umpteenth time. Naked as the day I was born, I was sitting at my desk, looking in the mirror as mom pinned my hair up the way the beautician had shown her, using pins with little fake diamonds on them. They made my hair sparkle like a cluster of stars caught in a dark nebula. Okay, romantic it's not, but it's the way I, ever the scientist, saw it. Anyway, combined with the highlighting the hairdresser had done I had glamorous...
2 years ago
I was watching the training after spending a few minutes with Tony, Kathy and Janet. They had gone upstairs and left Crash sitting with me to transfer the data and update the big map. They promised that when they finished tonight we could have a group meeting and make some decisions. I asked Crash what time he normally turned in. "Well, I usually watch the late news and the agriculture report," he replied. "You have a TV and all the channels there are in your room," I said. "Vicky...
3 years ago
Chelsea Starts School By Sissie Maid Cuckold A moment of reflection - before I begin this next story I want to share with you, my dear readers, about my writing. Those of you who know me know I type with two fingers, can't spell and do not know sentence structure. But for whatever reason I love to express my experiences, knowledge and thoughts on paper...go figure??. Most of you tolerate my many shortcomings which I appreciate very much. I dearly love to read your comments and take...
3 years ago
Lucy didn’t know what she was thinking but here she was in the hotel lobby asking for a stranger’s room key. It all started a few weeks ago. A friend told her about Lush and she was intrigued. One thing lead to another and she got involved chatting with Jake. He found out that she was a freshman attending a local college. She found out that Jake was older, married and was athletic, or so he wrote. She asked for more information but he was elusive. They had some steamy chats but nothing too...
2 years ago
My First DayIt had been over two weeks when the Fed Ex package arrived. The events of the last interview had often stirred my thoughts, I was a caldron of emotive confusion. I often found myself, late at night, stroking my cock as I reviewed all that occurred during that brief interview-her powerful demeanor, her cropping of my ass, her statuesque body, and yes the gift of the red pantie. Yes the red satin thong that I often wore to bed as I stroked my cock. The way I dutifully hand washed any...
BDSM
2 years ago
My Mother and I Were Business Partners Let me tell you up front my Mother and I have been having sex for 20 years. Don’t judge me until you have heard my story. My story picks up 20 years after my father left and ran away when I was 18 and Mom was 38. It turns out my mother was a diagnosed nymphomaniac and my father just couldn’t take the pressure anymore so he left. We started by accident after a night of drinking but after the first night I couldn’t bear the thought of someone else being...
Incest
3 years ago
The following morning (by the planetary standards used by the medical centre I was working at) Vrion and I set off in a shuttle to the port, gazing, as we passed it, at the huge shape of a planetary terraformer being manoeuvred into place to set down where it could start work, as well as a whole host of what Vrion called detector or probe ships. “Going all out to detect Cillort?” I asked, kind of rhetorically. “Yes, I doubt he can regain any sort of power, but there are realms who would...
2 years ago
She walked into the entry of the small sandwich shop, her eye glistening with tears. I watched her as she stood there looking back out the glass door muttering to herself. I assumed that she must have had a fight with her boyfriend. It was nearly 2 am and the bars and clubs were just emptying out. She stood there looking helpless. She was dressed in a short, mid-thigh length denim skirt, pale bare legs. She was wearing black flats that reminded me of ballet shoes. Covered on top by a white...
1 year ago
By: PABLO DIABLO Copyright 2019 CHAPTER 1 As we got on the plane, I couldn’t help but think about John and Diane. Is Jill, right? Can I trust Diane? What do Tina and Dakota think about Diane? Too many questions roaming around in my brain. I sat down and buckled myself in before take-off. Dakota sat next to me. Jill sat on one of the couches with Tina next to her. As we propel down the runway, I ask Dakota her thoughts about John. “He’s trying really hard to live up to your expectations....
2 years ago
Copyright© 2006 msboy8 Edited by Pairadice "Oh no, not another one." Angie moaned. Her boss, Captain Durocher had just stuck his head into her office. Ever since she had expressed an interest in getting more involved in her work at the police department, Deputy Angie Applegate had regretted it. True, she did more than just office work, but it's not something to brag about or even talk about. It's not like I can say, "I know what you mean, I find the ability to determine a guys Blood...
3 years ago
hi guys,just wrote down my ideal day in my whore life! enjoy!8.30waking up with a smile on my face, knowing that today will be a nice day for me. i get out of bed wearing my catsuit and my soft hot pants (mostly in pink or white, i always sleep in this outfit), sliding in my morning heel mules (4 inches), walking to the bathroom. getting my hair straight, brushing my teeth, washing my face, put over a tight top. going to the kitchen to get a nice big coffee.8.45catching my notebook and going...
2 years ago
I awoke in the morning as the light streamed in through the window. As I opened my eyes, Caren was watching me."Good morning, darlin'. I like watching you awaken. You were sleeping so deeply but then you made a little smile and rolled over. What a nice way to wake up."I mumbled something as a response but without that first cup of coffee, I don't think anyone could understand me, let alone Caren."I just had the best dream before waking. I was dreaming that you were going down on me and as I...
Group Sex
3 years ago
Jai maharastra. Sare laundo ko mera aur sari ladkiyon ko mere lund ka namashkar.Mera naam abhi hai(size-6 inch),nagpur mai engg. Final year mai padh raha hu. Nagpur mai kisi bhi ladki,bhabi,aunty ko sex ka maza lena ho to mail kare,aapki zindagi ka sabse dumdaar sex hoga. E-mail – Story – Hello friends, I am abhi,mera lauda waise to 6 inch ka hai par ek aurat ko puri shiddat se satisfy kar sakta hai.Body bhi puri kasi hui hai aur abhi jawani k pure ras ji bhr k pi raha hu.Baat pichle weekend...
2 years ago
Here another long chapter. The story continues . . . . . . . PLZ REVIEW after you read Written by Dragon of the Underworld Revised by Evildart17/DarkCloud75 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The Way I Dreamed It Part 1 Chapter 11 The ANBU then took one of the scroll that was handed to him and opened it, “I will now read the request, these are the requests of Hyuga Hiashi, one: Hinata and Hanabi will be reemitted to the Hyuuga clan, on...
1 year ago
Pyare lando aur laundiyaaon. I am a hot sexy male with a thick long hungry dick. I am narrating a real life experience here. I would love to hear back from you. I am happily married to my 27 yr old beautiful and sexy wife. She gives me all the pleasure of fucking a hot chick. We had her close friend visiting us for a few days. She was not very beautiful to look at but had a great sex appeal. I was always attracted towards this friend. Let’s call her Amla and she is 25 years of age. She had a...
3 years ago
It started with my love of sexy lingerie. I planned a date with my wife. She was to come home from work and go up stairs to clean up. Once all cleaned up she was to put on the outfit I laid out. She had lots of questions that I wasn’t answering. She wasn’t to come into the rest of the house until she was dressed. Well my day started by going to the store shopping for dinner and an outfit. After looking at lingerie picking out a pair of silky black panties, a satin black bra, a garter skirt and...
1 year ago
I live in a real “uptown” apartment building, it was right off of a lake so you could go boating if you desired, has a swimming pool and a host of other amenities to make life real livable. I was coming home from work, saw a moving van unloading and figured they finally rented the apartment at the end of the hall. There was a, how do you say it, Rubenesque type young woman unloading a car, so I asked her if she was moving into the vacant apartment and she replied, “yes I am, why”? I told her I...
Erotic
1 year ago
hi i'm a dirty ol man who gets off thinking about letting other guys have my beautiful wife anyway they'd like. i told you before in my first story the way i am so i won't go into that again. she dosen't have any idea that i picture her in my fantazies, and i'm keeping it that way. let me tell you that linda, my wife is about 5,4 or so.about 125 to 130, blue eyes long blond hair, and a perfect body. i have never gotten tired of seeing her naked, and she knows that. what i'm thinking about now...
Erotic Fiction
3 years ago
No matter how hard I fight my sexual urges when I meet a stranger who gets my juices flowing, I findthat I give in to my naughty side. Not that I actually fight that hard but I tell myself that I do. I’m surewe’ve all had these inner battles between our ‘good’ self and our ‘bad’ self so you know what I amreferring to. Oh hell, just read my story and let your ‘bad’ self win. Cold air whipped across the car park. It was much colder here than I had thought itwould be. I guess not wearing a bra was...
