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Brooklyn, New York, 1958
Sitting at the little breakfast table in his one bedroom apartment, Ed Norton was just finishing his morning coffee before heading out to work in the New York City Sewer System. His wife, Trixie was telling him about their best friends and downstairs neighbors, the Kramdens.
“Honestly, Ed,” Trixie says, her back to her husband, as she stands at the sink washing the breakfast dishes. “I don’t know what it is with Ralph. How can he want to go off on one of your Racoon Lodge meetings this weekend.”
“What’s wrong with that, Trix?” her tall, lanky and seemingly obtuse husband inquires. “You’re letting me go. What’ll be the fun of going without Ralph?”
Ralph, Alice, Ed and Trixie have been friends since the Nortons moved into the building ten years earlier. They quickly became an almost inseparable quartet, except of course for when those little bumps in the road of domestic bliss and friendship occur.
Drying her hands on a dish towel she joins her oddly handsome spouse at the breakfast table. “I know, Ed. But this is the weekend that Alice’s mother is coming for a visit.” Trixie explains plaintively.
“An even better reason for us to get out of town!” Ed Norton says, half k**dingly.
“Oh, Ed!” Trixie admonishes, slapping her husband on the arm playfully. “I don’t know how Alice has put up with that man all these years. One minute Ralph is all loving husband and doting on Alice and the next he is blowing up at her over nothing.”
“We’ve had our share of fights too, Trix.” Ed Norton says philosophically “It’s nothing. I’ll bet it blows over by morning.”
“Alice is really mad at Ralph right now, Ed.” Trixie replies. “I told Alice she could spend the night up here to give Ralph a chance to cool off.”
“Aw, Trixie!” Ed says, trying to sound sincere. “I was hoping you and I could spend tonight alone! Now it’s going to be the three of us?”
“Well, Ed,” Trixie Norton begins hesitantly. “I want you go to spend the night downstairs with Ralph and talk some sense into him, find out what wrong.”
“Aw, come on, Trix!” Norton says, balking at his wife’s request. “I’m on his side! I want to go to Atlantic City with the guys too!”
“Now, Ed,” Trixie says firmly. “Ralph and Alice are our oldest and dearest friends. They need our help. Surely you can see that.”
“Oh, all right.” Ed finishes in an apparently sullen fashion as a thoughtful look comes over his leprechaun-ish face.
Later that day, Ralph Kramden, having returned from a long, hard, frustrating day as a New York City Bus Driver, stands in the combination kitchen, dining room, living room of the apartment he shares with his wife of fifteen years, Alice. Ralph loves Alice very much, but in the last few years he has started craving something different, but he is not sure what. Alice has become indifferent to their sex life, but Ralph still wants to have sex, just not with Alice. The large, middle aged man is not sure what he craves and it leaves him feeling very confused and irritated, which he takes out on her and everyone around him.
Ralph is reading the note Alice left for him, telling her rotund spouse that she will be spending the night upstairs in the Norton’s apartment.
She has every right to be mad at me, he thinks to himself as he lays the letter down on the table. I wish I knew what was wrong with me.
“I really need to get laid.” Ralph says out loud as he runs a hand over his face in consternation.
Just then, the hall door opens and in walks his pal, Ed Norton. Though he hates to show it, Ralph is always happy to see his lodge brother and bowling partner, but doesn’t know why it always makes him feel particularly good just to be around his best friend. Especially since Norton irritates him so much by setting off feelings he does not understand.
“Hey Ralphy-boy!” Ed chortles in his naturally exuberant, friendly manner
“What are you doing here?” Ralph asks belligerently. “I thought you’d be upstairs comforting Alice.”
“I’m supposed to stay down here and talk to ya, Ralph.” The whimsical sewer worker commiserates with his big buddy. “Find out why yer so grouchy all the time.”
Ralph, being the prideful, stubborn man he is, cannot bring himself to admit that there is anything wrong with him and in frustration lashes out at his hapless friend.
“Me?!” the tirade begins. “What’s wrong with me, he says! Oh boy, that’s a laugh.”
Arms waiving grandiosely, Ralph begins stalking around the apartment, the steam building momentum he is unable to control in his confusion and frustration.
“I’LL TELL YA WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME, NORTON!” Ralph bellows, on the verge of spilling all until he looks into the trusting, innocent eyes of his pal and the storm is suddenly calmed within him.
“Oh, what’s the use?” Ralph says. “You wouldn’t understand anyway.”
“Tell ya what, Ralph.” Norton says conspiratorially, and patting his aggrieved friend’s uniform clad belly. “We’ll make this a regular guys night out. What do you say?”
“I’d say fine, sounds great, lets go!” the big man expounds. “Except we turned our pay envelopes over to our wives, and they ain’t gonna to give us any money to go out gallivanting.”
“Okay, then,” the ever optimistic sewer worker replies. “We’ll make it a guys night out right here. We can eat whatever we want and play cards all night long!”
“You’re on, pal!” Ralph says getting into the spirit, the idea of spending a whole night alone with Norton pleasing him immensely
After making a catastrophe of a dinner, Ralph and Ed are standing at the small kitchen sink in front of the open window, doing the dishes. Norton is washing in his happy-go-lucky manner and Ralph is drying and doing a slow burn as he watches his slim pal goofing around.
Ralph was secretly enjoying watching his wiry friend’s body move. Boy, he was horny! It had been weeks since he and Alice had sex, and watching Norton’s lithe body move was turning the apoplectic big man on.
“WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!” Ralph finally explodes in frustration.
Seemingly startled, his supposedly uncouth buddy dropped the dish he had been playing with, splashing water high and wide catching a seething Ralph full in the face and drenching his uniform.
“You watch, Trixie.” Alice said peevishly as the two young women finished neatly washing, drying and putting away their dinner dishes in the Norton’s apartment. “Ralph will try to trick me in to coming back downstairs. I’m not sure how, but he will.”
“Now look what you’ve done!” The easily enraged Brooklynite groused as he wiped the water from his face and brushed water from his busman’s uniform.
“I’m sorry, Ralph.” Ed replied innocuously, while pretending to help Ralph wipe off his uniform and getting a chance to run his hands over his old pals ample, but firm body.
Ed Norton had always enjoyed the sight of is large buddy in that uniform, but he wanted to see him out of it even more. “Why don’t you take your uniform off and I’ll hang it up to dry for ya?”
Though he had enjoyed the feel of Ed Norton’s hands on his chest and belly, Ralph stalked wrathfully into the bedroom. Not bothering to close the connecting door behind him, the bullish busman began undressing while unbeknownst to him, his angular pal kept a lustful eye on the open bedroom door, enjoying the sight of his rotund buddy disrobing.
Having already removed his uniform jacket, tie and shirt, and now wearing only his tank top undershirt covering his robust upper body, Ralph was kicking off his brogans in preparation of removing his dark grey bus company uniform pants.
Getting an eye full of his smooth skinned friend’s robust body, the wily sewer worker was in heaven.
After taking off his uniform pants and deciding he might as well be comfortable, Ralph skinned off his undershirt, then removed his boxers and socks and padded naked across the bedroom to where his robe was hung on the back of the bedroom door. The generous bodied busman stood naked, framed by the light through the bedroom doorway, unaware of the longing look in his long time friend’s eyes.
The robe was an old one, first bought by Alice for Ralph when they were newly married and it now barely closed over his generous body. Walking back into the main room with his damp uniform d****d over one arm, his surprisingly large cock and hanging balls swinging freely, Ralph ingenuously flashing his best friend.
While watching Ralph undress, Norton had finished washing, drying and putting the dinner dishes away and was now sitting at the dining table trying to hide the growing bulge in his workman’s pants.
The old two friends watched each other furtively, but appreciatively.
“Here ya go, Norton.” Ralph called as he walked across the small room. He could not help but stare at the wiry, muscular arms and slight but sinewy frame. Ralph’s mouth got a little dry as his heartbeat sped up and his cock twitched at the thoughts suddenly running through his horny mind. The big man had not realized before how much you could make out of Norton’s body through the worn t-shirt and thin trousers which suddenly seemed very tight on Ed Norton.
Norton’s eyes were locked on the gaping flap of Ralph’s bathrobe and the large semi-hardon peaking out of it from under the zaftig belly.
“Hey Ralphie-boy!” Norton could not help chortling. “What do ya call this?”
“HOM IN UH, HOM IN UM, HOM IN UM, HUH!” Ralph stammered, surprised by his turgid condition.
Norton unable to resist any longer, reached between the gaping flaps of material and took hold of Ralph’s now hard and pre-cum drooling cock and heavy, hairy balls.
“I don’t know, Alice.” Trixie said as she dealt another hand of cards. “The boy’s might have gone out bowling or for a beer.”
“I’m telling you, Trixie,” Alice replied scornfully. “I know my husband. Any minute now either Ralph or Ed are going to come up here and claim there is some emergency down in our apartment and I have to come home right now.”
Ralph’s aggrandized cock was sliding smoothly and quickly in and out of Norton’s hot, wet mouth. The sewer worker’s gifted tongue was laving all over the busman’s surprisingly fat dick.
Alice never did anything like this for me, Ralph thought to himself as his lanky pal took the entire length of his cock all the way down his throat till his sharp nose was buried in his large friend’s pubic hair. Unable to control himself, Ralph grabbed the back of Norton’s head and sent his cock hard and deep into his skinny pals throat, provoking the bass voiced man to start grunting in delectation at every deep stroke of his hard cock.
“HUH! . . . HUH. . .HUH!”
“What’d I tell you, Trix?” Alice said knowingly with one eyebrow cocked in an I told you so attitude as she listened to the deep grunts and groans drifting in through the open window from the apartment below. “Ralph’s trying to get my sympathies by pretending he’s ill.”
Norton’s tongue continued flicking tenderly over his paunchy bowling buddy’s now primed cock, running from head to balls and beyond.
Ralph instinctively spread his legs and closed his eyes, letting Norton do whatever he wanted, he was enjoying the sex way too much to think about it.
With one hand Norton pulled the sash from the robe and pushed it away from Ralph’s brawny body while his other hand massaged the big bullish man’s balls and one long, slim finger tentatively probed Ralph’s tight, twitching asshole.
Entranced, the big busman shrugged out of the robe and let it fall to the floor. For the first time Ralph Kramden stood naked in his apartment kitchen, something he had never done with Alice. Something else he had never done with his loving spouse was cram his cock down her throat as he was now with Ed Norton. And it felt so good to do both, be naked and have unbridled sex. The feelings running from his cock and though his body were so intense his cries of pleasure went from grunts to drawn out groans from deep within his barrel chest.
“WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!”
“You sure called that one, Alice.” Trixie said shaking her head and smiling with comradely amusement.
Ralph Kramden, now so far into the novelty of having uninhibited sex with Ed Norton, had stripped the vest and undershirt that his handsome pal always wore, from his lanky body and thrown them on the floor. Norton managing to snag his ever present hat, just in time.
“I’m telling you, Trixie,” Alice said in an exasperated voice. “That man will stop at nothing to get me to come back home without having to apologize.
After slipping off the rest of his clothes so that all he still had on was the crushed hat he always wore, Norton had Ralph bent over the small counter sink in front of the window and was now down on his knees behind his lust filled friend, his nimble and experienced tongue delving deep into Ralph’s responding hole, sending such unexpected thrills though Ralph’s overstimulated body the large, wanton bus driver could not keep the sounds of joy from escaping his galvanized body.
“WOOOOF!. . . WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!!!!!”
Alice Kramden and Trixie Norton began to giggle at what they thought were the antics of there wayward husbands missing them.
With his hard, long cock now stroking deep into the bellicose busman’s wide bubble butt repeatedly, the sounds of joy emanating from Ralph’s pleasure contorted mouth grew louder in volume and deeper in range, going from bass to basso profundo.
“Woooooha!. . .Woooha!. . .HUH! Woooha!” went Ralph at the pleasant fucking of his ass.
“That’s my Ralphie-boy!” Ed Norton cried in equal joy over and over every time his cock slammed into Ralph’s ass.
“Wait, it’ll get better.” Alice Kramden said cocking an expectant eye toward the small apartment window.
Down in the Kramden apartment, Ralph was thinking to himself. “Oh, Boy!! This is getting better.” Ed Norton had pulled his long cock from Ralph’s well fucked ass as he felt he was getting too close to cumming and did not want to fun to end yet. After all, with the girls upstairs trying to teach Ralph a lesson, they had the whole night ahead of them to explore this new dimension of their friendship. Norton was now lying on the table with his legs over Ralph’s shoulders as the big busman vigorously sucking his old pal’s long, hard dick.
The big dark curly haired transit employee had been hesitant at first, but he didn’t want this novel experience to end yet either and was soon slurping all the hard dick he could get into his throat.
“Alice, maybe Ralph is really ill.” Trixie Norton vacillated, looking worriedly at the window from which they could hear the odd noises coming from the apartment below. When she heard her own husband also start to groan Trixie began to have her doubts about the boys playing a trick on them. “Maybe we should go down and check on them.”
“I tell you, Trix, there is nothing wrong with that man.” Alice stonewalled. “He’s just trying to get my sympathies so I‘ll come home without him having to apologize for his behavior or admit that he was wrong about my mother.”
“What makes you so sure, Alice?” Trixie asked wringing her hands as the noises from the apartment below changed from loud and bellarus to low and subdued.
“How do I know, Trixie?” Alice replied smugly. “I’ll tell you how I know he’s faking it. Those are the same kinda sounds Ralph makes when we are having sex!”
Tall, skinny, big dicked Ed Norton was now laying on his back with his skinny legs high and wide as Ralph now plowed his fat, hard and drooling cock deep into his non-virgin ass. Ralph ran his hands over Norton’s thin but robust body as he stroked in and out of Norton’s tight and talented butt causing a change in the tone of Ralph’s cries of joy.
Whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy!! SLAP!
Ed Norton, unable to contain himself any longer, began to echo his friends cries of joy! The feel of the big man’s cock driving into his ass was unbelievable. Ed’s whole body was quivering with pleasure as Ralph’s cock slammed into his ass and the big guy grunted and lowed with unrestrained delectation.
Ralph was really enjoying fucking Norton’s ass. His lodge brother’s cock gripping ass was sending jolts and thrills through his rotund body like he had never even imagined before. The wily sewer worker moved his butt a lot more than his wife Alice ever had during sex. But Ralph had never felt anything so good as Norton’s hot and hard cock surging in his own ass. Ralph thought he had almost cum from Norton’s glorious fucking and Ralph was eager to see if he could get off from being fucked.
“Alice I really think we should go down and check on the boys.” Trixie said adamantly.
“Trixie Norton!” Alice admonished. “After being married for all these years do you really want to give the boys that satisfaction?!
I am worried about who is really getting satisfaction right now Trixie thought to herself.
“WOOOOF!. . . WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!!!!!” came drifting in from the open window once again.
‘Now this is satisfaction!’ Ralph Kramden thought to himself as Ed Norton laid his cock hungry pal face down on the small dining table, wrapped his long, wiry arms around Ralph’s sexy, stocky body and sent his long, hard cock shuttling back inside Ralph’s very eager ass.
“What do ya say, Ralphie-boy!” Ed pants between hard, long stokes of his cock into his big buddies wriggling butt. “This what you wanted?”
“BANG! ZOOM! Right to the moon, Norton!” The big bus driver replied enthusiastically. Ralph gripped the edges of the table he was spread across as the wiry sewer worker slammed his cock into Ralph’s wide spread ass causing the big man to groan in pleasure at the pleasant pressure once again built within him.
The pleasurable feelings were building in both men. Ed Norton didn’t think he could hold out much longer. The feeling of Ralph’s hot, tight virgin ass pushing back against his groin was becoming too much for him. He wrapped his arms tighter around his rotund pal and slammed harder wanting to give his big buddy every ounce of pleasure he could.
Whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy!! SLAP!
“That’s my Ralphie-boy!” SLAP!, SLAP!, SLAP!
WOOOOF!. . . WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!!!!!
WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!
“That’s my Ralphie-boy!” SLAP!, SLAP!, SLAP!
Ed Norton held back as long as he could, wanting to make Ralph cum first before he unloaded in his hot wriggling ass, but the big man was learning fast and Ed shot a torrent of hot spunk deep into Ralph’s flexing butt.
With the feeling of Norton’s hot cum flooding his satiated ass, Ralph’s bloated cock suddenly spewed forth with a gush of spunk that felt as if his entire body were draining of fluid.
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHAA!
They are faking it! Trixie Norton thought to herself. She knew what her husband sounded like when he was ill too, and that was not it. The boys must really be desperate.
“What do you think, Alice?” Trixie Norton asked. “Maybe we should let the boys go to that Racoon Lodge Convention in Atlantic City?”
A very thoughtful expression suddenly came over Alice Kramden’s face.
“You know, Trixie. Ralph and Ed do work awfully hard.” Alice began after realizing how selfish she had been.
“They do, Alice.” Trixie agreed.
“And with my mother here it will be awfully crowded in the apartment. . .”
“And the boys do take very good care of us, Alice.” Trixie Norton opined.
“Yeah, Trix. They do take good care of us. I guess we should let the boys have there weekend in Atlantic City for the Racoon Lodge Convention.” Alice finally relented. “My mother, you and I can go shopping and have a girls only weekend. Whatta ya say?”
“I’m with you, Alice!”
With the girls on the warpath, who knew when they might get a chance like this again, Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton spent the rest of the night fucking and sucking, kissing and intimately exploring each others bodies, in the Kramden’s twin bed, till they both fell asleep in exhaustion in each others arms just before dawn, happy and sated.
Sitting at the little breakfast table in his one bedroom apartment, Ed Norton was just finishing his morning coffee before heading out to work in the New York City Sewer System. His wife, Trixie was telling him about their best friends and downstairs neighbors, the Kramdens.
“Honestly, Ed,” Trixie says, her back to her husband, as she stands at the sink washing the breakfast dishes. “I don’t know what it is with Ralph. How can he want to go off on one of your Racoon Lodge meetings this weekend.”
“What’s wrong with that, Trix?” her tall, lanky and seemingly obtuse husband inquires. “You’re letting me go. What’ll be the fun of going without Ralph?”
Ralph, Alice, Ed and Trixie have been friends since the Nortons moved into the building ten years earlier. They quickly became an almost inseparable quartet, except of course for when those little bumps in the road of domestic bliss and friendship occur.
Drying her hands on a dish towel she joins her oddly handsome spouse at the breakfast table. “I know, Ed. But this is the weekend that Alice’s mother is coming for a visit.” Trixie explains plaintively.
“An even better reason for us to get out of town!” Ed Norton says, half k**dingly.
“Oh, Ed!” Trixie admonishes, slapping her husband on the arm playfully. “I don’t know how Alice has put up with that man all these years. One minute Ralph is all loving husband and doting on Alice and the next he is blowing up at her over nothing.”
“We’ve had our share of fights too, Trix.” Ed Norton says philosophically “It’s nothing. I’ll bet it blows over by morning.”
“Alice is really mad at Ralph right now, Ed.” Trixie replies. “I told Alice she could spend the night up here to give Ralph a chance to cool off.”
“Aw, Trixie!” Ed says, trying to sound sincere. “I was hoping you and I could spend tonight alone! Now it’s going to be the three of us?”
“Well, Ed,” Trixie Norton begins hesitantly. “I want you go to spend the night downstairs with Ralph and talk some sense into him, find out what wrong.”
“Aw, come on, Trix!” Norton says, balking at his wife’s request. “I’m on his side! I want to go to Atlantic City with the guys too!”
“Now, Ed,” Trixie says firmly. “Ralph and Alice are our oldest and dearest friends. They need our help. Surely you can see that.”
“Oh, all right.” Ed finishes in an apparently sullen fashion as a thoughtful look comes over his leprechaun-ish face.
Later that day, Ralph Kramden, having returned from a long, hard, frustrating day as a New York City Bus Driver, stands in the combination kitchen, dining room, living room of the apartment he shares with his wife of fifteen years, Alice. Ralph loves Alice very much, but in the last few years he has started craving something different, but he is not sure what. Alice has become indifferent to their sex life, but Ralph still wants to have sex, just not with Alice. The large, middle aged man is not sure what he craves and it leaves him feeling very confused and irritated, which he takes out on her and everyone around him.
Ralph is reading the note Alice left for him, telling her rotund spouse that she will be spending the night upstairs in the Norton’s apartment.
She has every right to be mad at me, he thinks to himself as he lays the letter down on the table. I wish I knew what was wrong with me.
“I really need to get laid.” Ralph says out loud as he runs a hand over his face in consternation.
Just then, the hall door opens and in walks his pal, Ed Norton. Though he hates to show it, Ralph is always happy to see his lodge brother and bowling partner, but doesn’t know why it always makes him feel particularly good just to be around his best friend. Especially since Norton irritates him so much by setting off feelings he does not understand.
“Hey Ralphy-boy!” Ed chortles in his naturally exuberant, friendly manner
“What are you doing here?” Ralph asks belligerently. “I thought you’d be upstairs comforting Alice.”
“I’m supposed to stay down here and talk to ya, Ralph.” The whimsical sewer worker commiserates with his big buddy. “Find out why yer so grouchy all the time.”
Ralph, being the prideful, stubborn man he is, cannot bring himself to admit that there is anything wrong with him and in frustration lashes out at his hapless friend.
“Me?!” the tirade begins. “What’s wrong with me, he says! Oh boy, that’s a laugh.”
Arms waiving grandiosely, Ralph begins stalking around the apartment, the steam building momentum he is unable to control in his confusion and frustration.
“I’LL TELL YA WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME, NORTON!” Ralph bellows, on the verge of spilling all until he looks into the trusting, innocent eyes of his pal and the storm is suddenly calmed within him.
“Oh, what’s the use?” Ralph says. “You wouldn’t understand anyway.”
“Tell ya what, Ralph.” Norton says conspiratorially, and patting his aggrieved friend’s uniform clad belly. “We’ll make this a regular guys night out. What do you say?”
“I’d say fine, sounds great, lets go!” the big man expounds. “Except we turned our pay envelopes over to our wives, and they ain’t gonna to give us any money to go out gallivanting.”
“Okay, then,” the ever optimistic sewer worker replies. “We’ll make it a guys night out right here. We can eat whatever we want and play cards all night long!”
“You’re on, pal!” Ralph says getting into the spirit, the idea of spending a whole night alone with Norton pleasing him immensely
After making a catastrophe of a dinner, Ralph and Ed are standing at the small kitchen sink in front of the open window, doing the dishes. Norton is washing in his happy-go-lucky manner and Ralph is drying and doing a slow burn as he watches his slim pal goofing around.
Ralph was secretly enjoying watching his wiry friend’s body move. Boy, he was horny! It had been weeks since he and Alice had sex, and watching Norton’s lithe body move was turning the apoplectic big man on.
“WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!” Ralph finally explodes in frustration.
Seemingly startled, his supposedly uncouth buddy dropped the dish he had been playing with, splashing water high and wide catching a seething Ralph full in the face and drenching his uniform.
“You watch, Trixie.” Alice said peevishly as the two young women finished neatly washing, drying and putting away their dinner dishes in the Norton’s apartment. “Ralph will try to trick me in to coming back downstairs. I’m not sure how, but he will.”
“Now look what you’ve done!” The easily enraged Brooklynite groused as he wiped the water from his face and brushed water from his busman’s uniform.
“I’m sorry, Ralph.” Ed replied innocuously, while pretending to help Ralph wipe off his uniform and getting a chance to run his hands over his old pals ample, but firm body.
Ed Norton had always enjoyed the sight of is large buddy in that uniform, but he wanted to see him out of it even more. “Why don’t you take your uniform off and I’ll hang it up to dry for ya?”
Though he had enjoyed the feel of Ed Norton’s hands on his chest and belly, Ralph stalked wrathfully into the bedroom. Not bothering to close the connecting door behind him, the bullish busman began undressing while unbeknownst to him, his angular pal kept a lustful eye on the open bedroom door, enjoying the sight of his rotund buddy disrobing.
Having already removed his uniform jacket, tie and shirt, and now wearing only his tank top undershirt covering his robust upper body, Ralph was kicking off his brogans in preparation of removing his dark grey bus company uniform pants.
Getting an eye full of his smooth skinned friend’s robust body, the wily sewer worker was in heaven.
After taking off his uniform pants and deciding he might as well be comfortable, Ralph skinned off his undershirt, then removed his boxers and socks and padded naked across the bedroom to where his robe was hung on the back of the bedroom door. The generous bodied busman stood naked, framed by the light through the bedroom doorway, unaware of the longing look in his long time friend’s eyes.
The robe was an old one, first bought by Alice for Ralph when they were newly married and it now barely closed over his generous body. Walking back into the main room with his damp uniform d****d over one arm, his surprisingly large cock and hanging balls swinging freely, Ralph ingenuously flashing his best friend.
While watching Ralph undress, Norton had finished washing, drying and putting the dinner dishes away and was now sitting at the dining table trying to hide the growing bulge in his workman’s pants.
The old two friends watched each other furtively, but appreciatively.
“Here ya go, Norton.” Ralph called as he walked across the small room. He could not help but stare at the wiry, muscular arms and slight but sinewy frame. Ralph’s mouth got a little dry as his heartbeat sped up and his cock twitched at the thoughts suddenly running through his horny mind. The big man had not realized before how much you could make out of Norton’s body through the worn t-shirt and thin trousers which suddenly seemed very tight on Ed Norton.
Norton’s eyes were locked on the gaping flap of Ralph’s bathrobe and the large semi-hardon peaking out of it from under the zaftig belly.
“Hey Ralphie-boy!” Norton could not help chortling. “What do ya call this?”
“HOM IN UH, HOM IN UM, HOM IN UM, HUH!” Ralph stammered, surprised by his turgid condition.
Norton unable to resist any longer, reached between the gaping flaps of material and took hold of Ralph’s now hard and pre-cum drooling cock and heavy, hairy balls.
“I don’t know, Alice.” Trixie said as she dealt another hand of cards. “The boy’s might have gone out bowling or for a beer.”
“I’m telling you, Trixie,” Alice replied scornfully. “I know my husband. Any minute now either Ralph or Ed are going to come up here and claim there is some emergency down in our apartment and I have to come home right now.”
Ralph’s aggrandized cock was sliding smoothly and quickly in and out of Norton’s hot, wet mouth. The sewer worker’s gifted tongue was laving all over the busman’s surprisingly fat dick.
Alice never did anything like this for me, Ralph thought to himself as his lanky pal took the entire length of his cock all the way down his throat till his sharp nose was buried in his large friend’s pubic hair. Unable to control himself, Ralph grabbed the back of Norton’s head and sent his cock hard and deep into his skinny pals throat, provoking the bass voiced man to start grunting in delectation at every deep stroke of his hard cock.
“HUH! . . . HUH. . .HUH!”
“What’d I tell you, Trix?” Alice said knowingly with one eyebrow cocked in an I told you so attitude as she listened to the deep grunts and groans drifting in through the open window from the apartment below. “Ralph’s trying to get my sympathies by pretending he’s ill.”
Norton’s tongue continued flicking tenderly over his paunchy bowling buddy’s now primed cock, running from head to balls and beyond.
Ralph instinctively spread his legs and closed his eyes, letting Norton do whatever he wanted, he was enjoying the sex way too much to think about it.
With one hand Norton pulled the sash from the robe and pushed it away from Ralph’s brawny body while his other hand massaged the big bullish man’s balls and one long, slim finger tentatively probed Ralph’s tight, twitching asshole.
Entranced, the big busman shrugged out of the robe and let it fall to the floor. For the first time Ralph Kramden stood naked in his apartment kitchen, something he had never done with Alice. Something else he had never done with his loving spouse was cram his cock down her throat as he was now with Ed Norton. And it felt so good to do both, be naked and have unbridled sex. The feelings running from his cock and though his body were so intense his cries of pleasure went from grunts to drawn out groans from deep within his barrel chest.
“WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!”
“You sure called that one, Alice.” Trixie said shaking her head and smiling with comradely amusement.
Ralph Kramden, now so far into the novelty of having uninhibited sex with Ed Norton, had stripped the vest and undershirt that his handsome pal always wore, from his lanky body and thrown them on the floor. Norton managing to snag his ever present hat, just in time.
“I’m telling you, Trixie,” Alice said in an exasperated voice. “That man will stop at nothing to get me to come back home without having to apologize.
After slipping off the rest of his clothes so that all he still had on was the crushed hat he always wore, Norton had Ralph bent over the small counter sink in front of the window and was now down on his knees behind his lust filled friend, his nimble and experienced tongue delving deep into Ralph’s responding hole, sending such unexpected thrills though Ralph’s overstimulated body the large, wanton bus driver could not keep the sounds of joy from escaping his galvanized body.
“WOOOOF!. . . WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!!!!!”
Alice Kramden and Trixie Norton began to giggle at what they thought were the antics of there wayward husbands missing them.
With his hard, long cock now stroking deep into the bellicose busman’s wide bubble butt repeatedly, the sounds of joy emanating from Ralph’s pleasure contorted mouth grew louder in volume and deeper in range, going from bass to basso profundo.
“Woooooha!. . .Woooha!. . .HUH! Woooha!” went Ralph at the pleasant fucking of his ass.
“That’s my Ralphie-boy!” Ed Norton cried in equal joy over and over every time his cock slammed into Ralph’s ass.
“Wait, it’ll get better.” Alice Kramden said cocking an expectant eye toward the small apartment window.
Down in the Kramden apartment, Ralph was thinking to himself. “Oh, Boy!! This is getting better.” Ed Norton had pulled his long cock from Ralph’s well fucked ass as he felt he was getting too close to cumming and did not want to fun to end yet. After all, with the girls upstairs trying to teach Ralph a lesson, they had the whole night ahead of them to explore this new dimension of their friendship. Norton was now lying on the table with his legs over Ralph’s shoulders as the big busman vigorously sucking his old pal’s long, hard dick.
The big dark curly haired transit employee had been hesitant at first, but he didn’t want this novel experience to end yet either and was soon slurping all the hard dick he could get into his throat.
“Alice, maybe Ralph is really ill.” Trixie Norton vacillated, looking worriedly at the window from which they could hear the odd noises coming from the apartment below. When she heard her own husband also start to groan Trixie began to have her doubts about the boys playing a trick on them. “Maybe we should go down and check on them.”
“I tell you, Trix, there is nothing wrong with that man.” Alice stonewalled. “He’s just trying to get my sympathies so I‘ll come home without him having to apologize for his behavior or admit that he was wrong about my mother.”
“What makes you so sure, Alice?” Trixie asked wringing her hands as the noises from the apartment below changed from loud and bellarus to low and subdued.
“How do I know, Trixie?” Alice replied smugly. “I’ll tell you how I know he’s faking it. Those are the same kinda sounds Ralph makes when we are having sex!”
Tall, skinny, big dicked Ed Norton was now laying on his back with his skinny legs high and wide as Ralph now plowed his fat, hard and drooling cock deep into his non-virgin ass. Ralph ran his hands over Norton’s thin but robust body as he stroked in and out of Norton’s tight and talented butt causing a change in the tone of Ralph’s cries of joy.
Whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy!! SLAP!
Ed Norton, unable to contain himself any longer, began to echo his friends cries of joy! The feel of the big man’s cock driving into his ass was unbelievable. Ed’s whole body was quivering with pleasure as Ralph’s cock slammed into his ass and the big guy grunted and lowed with unrestrained delectation.
Ralph was really enjoying fucking Norton’s ass. His lodge brother’s cock gripping ass was sending jolts and thrills through his rotund body like he had never even imagined before. The wily sewer worker moved his butt a lot more than his wife Alice ever had during sex. But Ralph had never felt anything so good as Norton’s hot and hard cock surging in his own ass. Ralph thought he had almost cum from Norton’s glorious fucking and Ralph was eager to see if he could get off from being fucked.
“Alice I really think we should go down and check on the boys.” Trixie said adamantly.
“Trixie Norton!” Alice admonished. “After being married for all these years do you really want to give the boys that satisfaction?!
I am worried about who is really getting satisfaction right now Trixie thought to herself.
“WOOOOF!. . . WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!!!!!” came drifting in from the open window once again.
‘Now this is satisfaction!’ Ralph Kramden thought to himself as Ed Norton laid his cock hungry pal face down on the small dining table, wrapped his long, wiry arms around Ralph’s sexy, stocky body and sent his long, hard cock shuttling back inside Ralph’s very eager ass.
“What do ya say, Ralphie-boy!” Ed pants between hard, long stokes of his cock into his big buddies wriggling butt. “This what you wanted?”
“BANG! ZOOM! Right to the moon, Norton!” The big bus driver replied enthusiastically. Ralph gripped the edges of the table he was spread across as the wiry sewer worker slammed his cock into Ralph’s wide spread ass causing the big man to groan in pleasure at the pleasant pressure once again built within him.
The pleasurable feelings were building in both men. Ed Norton didn’t think he could hold out much longer. The feeling of Ralph’s hot, tight virgin ass pushing back against his groin was becoming too much for him. He wrapped his arms tighter around his rotund pal and slammed harder wanting to give his big buddy every ounce of pleasure he could.
Whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy! slap. . .whoa boy!! SLAP!
“That’s my Ralphie-boy!” SLAP!, SLAP!, SLAP!
WOOOOF!. . . WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . . WOOOOF!!!!!
WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!. . .WHOOOOOAH!
“That’s my Ralphie-boy!” SLAP!, SLAP!, SLAP!
Ed Norton held back as long as he could, wanting to make Ralph cum first before he unloaded in his hot wriggling ass, but the big man was learning fast and Ed shot a torrent of hot spunk deep into Ralph’s flexing butt.
With the feeling of Norton’s hot cum flooding his satiated ass, Ralph’s bloated cock suddenly spewed forth with a gush of spunk that felt as if his entire body were draining of fluid.
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHAA!
They are faking it! Trixie Norton thought to herself. She knew what her husband sounded like when he was ill too, and that was not it. The boys must really be desperate.
“What do you think, Alice?” Trixie Norton asked. “Maybe we should let the boys go to that Racoon Lodge Convention in Atlantic City?”
A very thoughtful expression suddenly came over Alice Kramden’s face.
“You know, Trixie. Ralph and Ed do work awfully hard.” Alice began after realizing how selfish she had been.
“They do, Alice.” Trixie agreed.
“And with my mother here it will be awfully crowded in the apartment. . .”
“And the boys do take very good care of us, Alice.” Trixie Norton opined.
“Yeah, Trix. They do take good care of us. I guess we should let the boys have there weekend in Atlantic City for the Racoon Lodge Convention.” Alice finally relented. “My mother, you and I can go shopping and have a girls only weekend. Whatta ya say?”
“I’m with you, Alice!”
With the girls on the warpath, who knew when they might get a chance like this again, Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton spent the rest of the night fucking and sucking, kissing and intimately exploring each others bodies, in the Kramden’s twin bed, till they both fell asleep in exhaustion in each others arms just before dawn, happy and sated.
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