How to Dodge a Speeding Ticket
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The answer comes back quickly: "Coming up right behind you, partner! Did you get a make on the car?" Tom checks his rearview mirror. Sure enough, there's his backup partner, fellow officer Matt McClint's cruiser, weaving through what little traffic there is, pulling up fast on his right. "It's a white Lexus RX-330. Haven't got the license yet, but--there he is, right ahead!" Officer Blake is just rounding a bend in the road and manages to catch sight of the white cruiser just...
I guess you could say that I was a fast driver starting out. My dad raced, his dad raced, and it kind of ran in the family. The only problem is, a lot of people didn't associate girls with racing. How would little Mandi be able to handle a race car? What I found out real quick in the racing scene is that women aren't taken kindly to on the track. I raced short track modified races in the junior division and sometimes I would drag race on the weekends out at the track. I've heard...
I just got the job as sheriff of a small town in North Carolina. The old sheriff retired and moved to Richmond to be near his family. He had worked for more than 50 years in this small town and the town people had gotten use to him. I was new but had been working as a policeman in NY and wanted to get away from the high crime and noise of the big city. The pay was less but the life style in North Carolina was less expensive and it made up in other ways. There is one traffic light on main street...
"Shit" Janet cursed as she noticed the flashing red lights in her corvette's rear view mirror. Eight o'clock on a Sunday morning, not a car on the road, and some dumb ass highway patrolman had to clock her doing better than 80. "I'm fucked!" she thought as she pulled the car over to the side in response to a quick burst of the police cruiser's siren. "One more moving violation and there goes my license." If only she had left school last night when she was supposed to, then she...
She fumbled in the glove compartment for her license and registration as the officer strode through the dark behind her toward her car. She could not believe it – this made twice in two weeks that she had been pulled over. Twice! Just like last time, she knew her mind had drifted from the road, and in that few moments, her speed had drifted precariously upward. Maybe this cop wouldn’t give her a ticket either, she thought hopefully. Thank god the first guy had let her off with a warning. A...
Lacey had already been on the road all day. Her boyfriend was just transferred to a new marine base and finally found an apartment for them, so she had to make the trek to be with him. Her GPS had told her of a separate route that was a little longer, but had far less traffic, so she took it. It brought her through this old country road, seemingly empty, so she pushed on the gas a little harder to get through it faster. She rolled down her window and let the wind blow through her medium-length...
Quickie SexSunday morning... There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs...none of those would give him pause. If you Googled the words “rock” and “poker-face” you would likely see his stoically monkish --albeit broodingly handsome-- mug pop up on your screen. He once won $1000 answering a call for a random dial-up morning radio show contest. “Gooood morning, Vasily...Vasily...oh...
InterracialLacey had already been on the road all day. Her boyfriend was just transferred to a new marine base and finally found an apartment for them, so she had to make the trek to be with him. Her GPS had told her of a separate route that was a little longer, but had far less traffic, so she took it. It brought her through this old country road, seemingly empty, so she pushed on the gas a little harder to get through it faster. She rolled down her window and let the wind blow through her medium-length...
Parking Ticket I’m sort of a rent-a-cop for Handicap Parking spaces. I was hired to patrol various parking lots and look for illegally parked cars in handicap parking and in fire lanes. I don’t find too many but when I do I get ten dollars when the person pays the fine. I might write out two or three tickets a month but around Christmas time everyone wants to park illegally rather than walk a few extra feet. This was one of those occasions. I was coming out of Wal-Mart. That in it...
The Ticket by Ellie Dauber Elsbeth Lange drove quickly down the two lane road. It was late in the afternoon, and the sun hung low over the mountains. She hadn't seen another car in almost an hour, and it felt like she was the only person in the world. She loved the long, empty roads out here in Nevada. That was why she'd moved here from New England. It gave her a chance to be alone, to think, and to sense the lines of force that flowed out from the ancient centers of...
Synopsis: This is a fictive story about juridical punishment of speeding in Denmark Synopsis: This is a fictive story about juridical punishment of speeding in Denmark. Partially based on a proposal by the Danish politician Overgaard, it takes place in year 2016 where the city center of several cities had banned cars from entering them resulting in a need for an alternative method of transportation because the roads in most of the city centers in Denmark are too narrow to accommodate...
The female police woman ignoring his obvious con job, said, “Sir, you just ran that stop sign and you didn’t even make an attempt to stop!” “Well,” he ventured, “I am late for work and I just didn’t see the sign, I’m real sorry!” “I’m sure you are,” she intoned, “but we’ll have to write you up a ticket anyway, maybe next time you’ll pay a little more attention.” Now feeling desperate, Sam decided to plead with her, hoping that by throwing himself at her mercy she might let him go with a...
Again this was posted under my previous nic, Wildwoman.It was a relatively quiet night when out of no where a speeding navy blue Mustang convertible with USA tags flies past his patrol car that’s sitting hidden on the side of the motorway….FINALLY some action, he thinks as he pulls the car out onto the roadway. Keeping the speeding vehicle in his view he starts to clock the speed…..he laughs as he shakes his head as he turns on lights an siren. He puts the pedal to the metal in an attempt to...
It was a relatively quiet night when out of no where a speeding navy blue Mustang convertible with USA tags flies past his patrol car that’s sitting hidden on the side of the motorway….FINALY some action, he thinks as he pulls the car out onto the roadway. Keeping the speeding vehicle in his view he starts to clock the speed…..he laughs as he shakes his head as he turns on lights an siren. He puts the pedal to the metal in an attempt to catch up to the vehicle. Damn Americans, think they own...
Tina looked in her mirror and saw the blue flashing light of the police car bearing down on her. She looked down at her speedometer and saw she was doing ten miles over the limit. What was she thinking of, she asked herself, as she slowed down and pulled in to the side of the road, drawing to a stop. She sat in her car as she watched the police car stop a few feet behind her and a police officer get out. She was annoyed with herself as she was only a few hundred yards from her house.Tina saw it...
SpankingIntroduction: Rock concert Gangbang Sucked my first BBC to get a Dead show ticket Back in summer 1985 I was 19 and I went to a Dead show in Conn. My boyfriend at the time had my ticket because I was only wearing a hippie type short skirt and wrap around top. No bra of course. While we were getting wasted in the parking lot my boyfriend and I got into a argument and the dick went in without me and gave my ticket to someone else. I tried to sweet talk my way past the security /ticket takers with...
Exiting the highway and dropping down into the trees, she thought of Little Red Riding Hood and smiled. The anticipation throbbed wickedly inside her. Turning right, onto the two-lane, she passed the new gas station. Her tongue flicked across her lips; she was once again headed towards her Grandmother’s house. A naughty Little Red Riding Hood, wanting the big, bad wolf to find her. She was even wearing a red blouse. The road curved away from her, disappearing in the green of the forest. She...
SpankingCarie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go back to her bedroom and hibernate under her duvet just like the rest of the normal people should have been doing. Who knocks on your door Sunday morning? Knock, knock, knock. The sound was dull and plodding; maybe it was zombies. Carie smirked and shook her head. She knew who it was. She sighed and...
Straight SexWhe I first got my liscense my parents told me that if I got a speeding ticket they would have my liscense until 18. So when I was going a good 15 over, and those blue lights came on in my rear view mirror, I freaked out so bad I almost wrecked. When the officer came to my window, I began crying, saying I could not get a ticket, or my parents would ground me from driving, and begged and begged, saying I would do anything to just get out of the ticket, and never go over the limit again! He said...
Ok I got a sorta funny story..Few days ago I'm at a gas station...I'm next in line,and a insanely gorgeous young lady gets behind me..I tell her to go ahead cause she a female..And yes I still would of done that if she looked, bless her heart,like a "sea donkey"..But I also knew it was gonna be the proper way to check her out without being to creepy..Anyway she says go ahead cause I'm gonna be a minute I'm buying scratch offs..as she kinda steps up beside me to look at the selection under the...
It happened one night I was driving home from a night out with the girls. I hadn't had anything to drink due to the driving but it had still been a good night. As I drove along the dark country road light flashed behind me. "Fuck!" I thought and pulled over. Watching through the mirror I saw the policeman get out his car and walk down towards me. I rolled down my window and plastered a smile to my face."How can I help you officer?" I asked."License please," he replied."Sure." I said, handing it...
Quickie SexThe hills provided an amazing race track for me. Most people go over the speed limits around here, but I go faster than them all, heading down the road at quite close to double the speed limit. Of course very thing moves very slowly to me, making this possible. I can avoid most things on the road, see anything coming, except when a highway patrol officer is at the base of a mountain hidden behind trees on a rarely used back road that leads almost nowhere. I see him as I come down the hill, but...
Quickie SexOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders. It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit. Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65! At long last, some action! Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver. He turned his car lights on before switching...
ReluctanceOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders.It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit.Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65!At long last, some action!Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver.He turned his car lights on before switching on the...
My name is Robert I am an older man with brown hair and blue eyes. One day I got into my nice blue Chevy and started driving on a business trip. I drove up the interstate and go off at the exit and then drove up the highway towards a small-town Hunts to refuel. I saw the small town in the distance. I was driving sixty-five miles per hour. I was driving along and I saw a police car coming up behind me. The police car got close on my bumper so I slowed down. He noticed the speed was...
FemdomI was just moments from being taken into the arena to be disciplined. I was in the waiting area of the arena, which was the modern socially acceptable name for the Discipline Centre. They still kept men and women separate and so I knew that I would be disciplined by a female disciplinarian and the watching crowd would be made up of women and girls. Of course, the minimum age requirement for anyone in the arena, either attending to be disciplined or to watch or, indeed, to be a disciplinarian,...
SpankingSynopsis: After several decades of reducing the number of motorist speeding the Danish government comes up with a humiliating Synopsis: After several decades of reducing the number of motorist speeding the Danish government comes up with a humiliating idea of how to punish people in a way so they stop speeding forever. Hopefully it remains fiction. In the parliament It was the year 2015. The politicians met once again. Everybody has thought about his or her failure. For year the...
Kendall Mathison was going to be late. Again. Calculating the time from the stop light on Aspen, she was fifteen minutes away from her brother’s law firm. Of course, she was supposed to be there in five minutes. Kyle was going to be pissy. Awesome. As soon as the light turned green, she stomped on the accelerator, throwing her red BMW into the stream of traffic as quickly as possible. She sped down the road, weaving through traffic until she saw the lights in her rear view mirror. Well shit,...
How am I supposed start this … I guess at the beginning.... In 1972, I was in a jungle in Vietnam I was the rear guard of our team. I was not paying attention to where I was placing my big feet and I tripped on a vine and went sprawling. That saved my life... gunfire flashed over my head. It criss crossed above the trail taking out my whole team. I slithered under some foliage and lay as still as I could. After a few minutes twenty black pajama clad Asians gathered in the middle of the...
How am I supposed start this … I guess at the beginning.... In 1972, I was in a jungle in Vietnam I was the rear guard of our team. I was not paying attention to where I was placing my big feet and I tripped on a vine and went sprawling. That saved my life... gunfire flashed over my head. It criss crossed above the trail taking out my whole team. I slithered under some foliage and lay as still as I could. After a few minutes twenty black pajama clad Asians gathered in the middle of the trail....
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
Getting Out Of A Ticket Being a cop in a small town like East Hampton is boring 10 months out of the year. The 2 summer months make up for the boredom of the rest of the year though. Once September hits and all the out of towners leave the whole area breathes a collective audible sigh of relief. That's the way it was on that fateful Wednesday afternoon. Humpday was about to take on a whole new meaning. I was watching this one stretch of road to pull over anyone for...
The road gently curved to the right, a long ribbon of black-grey asphalt twisting through the big trees. Bored already--the thought of another visit to her Grandmother’s wasn’t a good one--she turned up the radio. It was a long drive. She rubbed herself on the outside of her jeans, teasing herself, to help with the boredom. The hood of a white car flashed by, most of the car hidden in the trees. She didn’t think about it, until she saw the car pull out behind her. Her stomach dropped. Was it a...
SpankingUther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
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The Five Kingdoms of Arstoria had been embroiled in the Great Ancient War for centuries. The war came to an end when Kalace, the Wizard King conquered the five lands and brought them under his rule. Kalace, the Wizard King of Arstoria, conquered all of his opponents who were unable to deal with his overpowering magic. When Kalace had united the five kingdoms, he brought peace to the warring kingdoms and was revered and celebrated by his later generation. Kalace, however, had a dark weakness in...
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Incest Porn SitesYes, we all, at one time or another, gover the posted speed limit while driving, be it for a myriad of reasons, yet even i mile over the limit is speeding, yet very seldom will one get pulled over, that is, very seldom. Thus, one can be, and i was that one last week while driving my 2010 Mustang convertible, with the top down on a nice day. So, what did i do now? the flashing blue lights came from nowhere, so i pulled over and did the routine, kindly giving this trooper my license, etc, and he...
Thanks to my usual cast and crew of Editors and Advance Readers, most of whom prefer to pretend that they don’t know me and wisely wish to take no responsibility for any part of my addled writings... Il n’est rien de réel que le rêve et l’amour - Nothing is real but dreams and love (from Le Coeur innombrable, IV, Chanson du temps opportun by Anna de Noailles) She was my one true mistress and ever faithful lover, my Green Lady and guardian of my dreams and now that I was back home...
When the car with Jake in it became a dot on the horizon, Thea turned to go back in the house. Suddenly Floyd appeared. “Mrs. Thea, how you be?” Smiling, she knew immediately what he wanted. He had that look and a glance at his crotch confirmed it. The imprint of his cock was prominent as it pushed against the material. “Looks like everyone is gone.” Floyd said. His eyes looking out over the farm. “Yes, I am by myself for at least the next few days.” She replied in an...
“Well, hell,” Thea said as she wiped the beads of perspiration from her face. “I guess ‘spring’ is here, huh?” “Yeah. It’s supposed to be cooler at higher elevation,” I replied. We took a few minutes in the shade by the rocks before rejoining our boyfriends. The four of us had driven up into the pass to hike. According to the weather report, the last coolness of a fading winter was supposed to continue through mid-week, but they were wrong. Actually, from our view from Eagle Point, where we’d...
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