How to Dodge a Speeding Ticket
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My name is David. I’m 45 and have been married for 25 years. I’m 6’ tall and about 220 pounds; in pretty good shape for a middle aged guy. I got married in college as I made the mistake of not using a condom with my college girlfriend. I was a dad before twenty-one and then two years later we had our second. Not wanting to have more kids I had the “operation”. Pretty soon sex was a once a month thing. When it was good it was just okay, most of the time it was the wife tolerating my cock in her...
CheatingThe answer comes back quickly: "Coming up right behind you, partner! Did you get a make on the car?" Tom checks his rearview mirror. Sure enough, there's his backup partner, fellow officer Matt McClint's cruiser, weaving through what little traffic there is, pulling up fast on his right. "It's a white Lexus RX-330. Haven't got the license yet, but--there he is, right ahead!" Officer Blake is just rounding a bend in the road and manages to catch sight of the white cruiser just...
I just got the job as sheriff of a small town in North Carolina. The old sheriff retired and moved to Richmond to be near his family. He had worked for more than 50 years in this small town and the town people had gotten use to him. I was new but had been working as a policeman in NY and wanted to get away from the high crime and noise of the big city. The pay was less but the life style in North Carolina was less expensive and it made up in other ways. There is one traffic light on main street...
"Shit" Janet cursed as she noticed the flashing red lights in her corvette's rear view mirror. Eight o'clock on a Sunday morning, not a car on the road, and some dumb ass highway patrolman had to clock her doing better than 80. "I'm fucked!" she thought as she pulled the car over to the side in response to a quick burst of the police cruiser's siren. "One more moving violation and there goes my license." If only she had left school last night when she was supposed to, then she...
She fumbled in the glove compartment for her license and registration as the officer strode through the dark behind her toward her car. She could not believe it – this made twice in two weeks that she had been pulled over. Twice! Just like last time, she knew her mind had drifted from the road, and in that few moments, her speed had drifted precariously upward. Maybe this cop wouldn’t give her a ticket either, she thought hopefully. Thank god the first guy had let her off with a warning. A...
Lacey had already been on the road all day. Her boyfriend was just transferred to a new marine base and finally found an apartment for them, so she had to make the trek to be with him. Her GPS had told her of a separate route that was a little longer, but had far less traffic, so she took it. It brought her through this old country road, seemingly empty, so she pushed on the gas a little harder to get through it faster. She rolled down her window and let the wind blow through her medium-length...
Quickie SexSunday morning... There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs...none of those would give him pause. If you Googled the words “rock” and “poker-face” you would likely see his stoically monkish --albeit broodingly handsome-- mug pop up on your screen. He once won $1000 answering a call for a random dial-up morning radio show contest. “Gooood morning, Vasily...Vasily...oh...
InterracialLacey had already been on the road all day. Her boyfriend was just transferred to a new marine base and finally found an apartment for them, so she had to make the trek to be with him. Her GPS had told her of a separate route that was a little longer, but had far less traffic, so she took it. It brought her through this old country road, seemingly empty, so she pushed on the gas a little harder to get through it faster. She rolled down her window and let the wind blow through her medium-length...
Parking Ticket I’m sort of a rent-a-cop for Handicap Parking spaces. I was hired to patrol various parking lots and look for illegally parked cars in handicap parking and in fire lanes. I don’t find too many but when I do I get ten dollars when the person pays the fine. I might write out two or three tickets a month but around Christmas time everyone wants to park illegally rather than walk a few extra feet. This was one of those occasions. I was coming out of Wal-Mart. That in it...
Synopsis: This is a fictive story about juridical punishment of speeding in Denmark Synopsis: This is a fictive story about juridical punishment of speeding in Denmark. Partially based on a proposal by the Danish politician Overgaard, it takes place in year 2016 where the city center of several cities had banned cars from entering them resulting in a need for an alternative method of transportation because the roads in most of the city centers in Denmark are too narrow to accommodate...
The female police woman ignoring his obvious con job, said, “Sir, you just ran that stop sign and you didn’t even make an attempt to stop!” “Well,” he ventured, “I am late for work and I just didn’t see the sign, I’m real sorry!” “I’m sure you are,” she intoned, “but we’ll have to write you up a ticket anyway, maybe next time you’ll pay a little more attention.” Now feeling desperate, Sam decided to plead with her, hoping that by throwing himself at her mercy she might let him go with a...
The Ticket by Ellie Dauber Elsbeth Lange drove quickly down the two lane road. It was late in the afternoon, and the sun hung low over the mountains. She hadn't seen another car in almost an hour, and it felt like she was the only person in the world. She loved the long, empty roads out here in Nevada. That was why she'd moved here from New England. It gave her a chance to be alone, to think, and to sense the lines of force that flowed out from the ancient centers of...
Again this was posted under my previous nic, Wildwoman.It was a relatively quiet night when out of no where a speeding navy blue Mustang convertible with USA tags flies past his patrol car that’s sitting hidden on the side of the motorway….FINALLY some action, he thinks as he pulls the car out onto the roadway. Keeping the speeding vehicle in his view he starts to clock the speed…..he laughs as he shakes his head as he turns on lights an siren. He puts the pedal to the metal in an attempt to...
It was a relatively quiet night when out of no where a speeding navy blue Mustang convertible with USA tags flies past his patrol car that’s sitting hidden on the side of the motorway….FINALY some action, he thinks as he pulls the car out onto the roadway. Keeping the speeding vehicle in his view he starts to clock the speed…..he laughs as he shakes his head as he turns on lights an siren. He puts the pedal to the metal in an attempt to catch up to the vehicle. Damn Americans, think they own...
Tina looked in her mirror and saw the blue flashing light of the police car bearing down on her. She looked down at her speedometer and saw she was doing ten miles over the limit. What was she thinking of, she asked herself, as she slowed down and pulled in to the side of the road, drawing to a stop. She sat in her car as she watched the police car stop a few feet behind her and a police officer get out. She was annoyed with herself as she was only a few hundred yards from her house.Tina saw it...
SpankingIntroduction: Rock concert Gangbang Sucked my first BBC to get a Dead show ticket Back in summer 1985 I was 19 and I went to a Dead show in Conn. My boyfriend at the time had my ticket because I was only wearing a hippie type short skirt and wrap around top. No bra of course. While we were getting wasted in the parking lot my boyfriend and I got into a argument and the dick went in without me and gave my ticket to someone else. I tried to sweet talk my way past the security /ticket takers with...
Exiting the highway and dropping down into the trees, she thought of Little Red Riding Hood and smiled. The anticipation throbbed wickedly inside her. Turning right, onto the two-lane, she passed the new gas station. Her tongue flicked across her lips; she was once again headed towards her Grandmother’s house. A naughty Little Red Riding Hood, wanting the big, bad wolf to find her. She was even wearing a red blouse. The road curved away from her, disappearing in the green of the forest. She...
SpankingCarie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go back to her bedroom and hibernate under her duvet just like the rest of the normal people should have been doing. Who knocks on your door Sunday morning? Knock, knock, knock. The sound was dull and plodding; maybe it was zombies. Carie smirked and shook her head. She knew who it was. She sighed and...
Straight SexWhe I first got my liscense my parents told me that if I got a speeding ticket they would have my liscense until 18. So when I was going a good 15 over, and those blue lights came on in my rear view mirror, I freaked out so bad I almost wrecked. When the officer came to my window, I began crying, saying I could not get a ticket, or my parents would ground me from driving, and begged and begged, saying I would do anything to just get out of the ticket, and never go over the limit again! He said...
Ok I got a sorta funny story..Few days ago I'm at a gas station...I'm next in line,and a insanely gorgeous young lady gets behind me..I tell her to go ahead cause she a female..And yes I still would of done that if she looked, bless her heart,like a "sea donkey"..But I also knew it was gonna be the proper way to check her out without being to creepy..Anyway she says go ahead cause I'm gonna be a minute I'm buying scratch offs..as she kinda steps up beside me to look at the selection under the...
It happened one night I was driving home from a night out with the girls. I hadn't had anything to drink due to the driving but it had still been a good night. As I drove along the dark country road light flashed behind me. "Fuck!" I thought and pulled over. Watching through the mirror I saw the policeman get out his car and walk down towards me. I rolled down my window and plastered a smile to my face."How can I help you officer?" I asked."License please," he replied."Sure." I said, handing it...
Quickie SexThe hills provided an amazing race track for me. Most people go over the speed limits around here, but I go faster than them all, heading down the road at quite close to double the speed limit. Of course very thing moves very slowly to me, making this possible. I can avoid most things on the road, see anything coming, except when a highway patrol officer is at the base of a mountain hidden behind trees on a rarely used back road that leads almost nowhere. I see him as I come down the hill, but...
Quickie SexOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders. It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit. Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65! At long last, some action! Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver. He turned his car lights on before switching...
ReluctanceOfficer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders.It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit.Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65!At long last, some action!Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver.He turned his car lights on before switching on the...
My name is Robert I am an older man with brown hair and blue eyes. One day I got into my nice blue Chevy and started driving on a business trip. I drove up the interstate and go off at the exit and then drove up the highway towards a small-town Hunts to refuel. I saw the small town in the distance. I was driving sixty-five miles per hour. I was driving along and I saw a police car coming up behind me. The police car got close on my bumper so I slowed down. He noticed the speed was...
FemdomI was just moments from being taken into the arena to be disciplined. I was in the waiting area of the arena, which was the modern socially acceptable name for the Discipline Centre. They still kept men and women separate and so I knew that I would be disciplined by a female disciplinarian and the watching crowd would be made up of women and girls. Of course, the minimum age requirement for anyone in the arena, either attending to be disciplined or to watch or, indeed, to be a disciplinarian,...
SpankingSynopsis: After several decades of reducing the number of motorist speeding the Danish government comes up with a humiliating Synopsis: After several decades of reducing the number of motorist speeding the Danish government comes up with a humiliating idea of how to punish people in a way so they stop speeding forever. Hopefully it remains fiction. In the parliament It was the year 2015. The politicians met once again. Everybody has thought about his or her failure. For year the...
Kendall Mathison was going to be late. Again. Calculating the time from the stop light on Aspen, she was fifteen minutes away from her brother’s law firm. Of course, she was supposed to be there in five minutes. Kyle was going to be pissy. Awesome. As soon as the light turned green, she stomped on the accelerator, throwing her red BMW into the stream of traffic as quickly as possible. She sped down the road, weaving through traffic until she saw the lights in her rear view mirror. Well shit,...
How am I supposed start this … I guess at the beginning.... In 1972, I was in a jungle in Vietnam I was the rear guard of our team. I was not paying attention to where I was placing my big feet and I tripped on a vine and went sprawling. That saved my life... gunfire flashed over my head. It criss crossed above the trail taking out my whole team. I slithered under some foliage and lay as still as I could. After a few minutes twenty black pajama clad Asians gathered in the middle of the...
How am I supposed start this … I guess at the beginning.... In 1972, I was in a jungle in Vietnam I was the rear guard of our team. I was not paying attention to where I was placing my big feet and I tripped on a vine and went sprawling. That saved my life... gunfire flashed over my head. It criss crossed above the trail taking out my whole team. I slithered under some foliage and lay as still as I could. After a few minutes twenty black pajama clad Asians gathered in the middle of the trail....
Getting Out Of A Ticket Being a cop in a small town like East Hampton is boring 10 months out of the year. The 2 summer months make up for the boredom of the rest of the year though. Once September hits and all the out of towners leave the whole area breathes a collective audible sigh of relief. That's the way it was on that fateful Wednesday afternoon. Humpday was about to take on a whole new meaning. I was watching this one stretch of road to pull over anyone for...
The road gently curved to the right, a long ribbon of black-grey asphalt twisting through the big trees. Bored already--the thought of another visit to her Grandmother’s wasn’t a good one--she turned up the radio. It was a long drive. She rubbed herself on the outside of her jeans, teasing herself, to help with the boredom. The hood of a white car flashed by, most of the car hidden in the trees. She didn’t think about it, until she saw the car pull out behind her. Her stomach dropped. Was it a...
SpankingIt's just another hot sunny day out in California 's Long Beach area where cyclepatrol officer Kris Mann is traveling her usual route. Kris at 26 a gorgeousbrunette stands at 5ft6 115lbs short curly cropped hair and beautiful puppydog eyes. She has a lovely tight and toned figure at 34-25-36c her coco-tannedskin gives her a model look among the other women around her. Guys hoot andwhistle at her all the time making the other women envious and jealous of her.But this doesn't bother her she has a...
I had never been to court before. I was so nervous as I waited for my name and case to be called that I debated leaving and just paying the ticket. But $500 was money I didn't have as a university student. The day I got the ticket was such a crummy day. I was coming back from an exam that hadn't gone well, despite me spending all weekend studying. I never speed but I was so distracted that I never saw the speed limit change. The cop had no sympathy as he wrote the ticket, my first ticket...
Yes, we all, at one time or another, gover the posted speed limit while driving, be it for a myriad of reasons, yet even i mile over the limit is speeding, yet very seldom will one get pulled over, that is, very seldom. Thus, one can be, and i was that one last week while driving my 2010 Mustang convertible, with the top down on a nice day. So, what did i do now? the flashing blue lights came from nowhere, so i pulled over and did the routine, kindly giving this trooper my license, etc, and he...
Officer Rick Cordan sat in his vehicle on the I-77 turnpike. He watched the road ahead of him as he looked for speeders. It had been a long boring Tuesday night. Only a handful of vehicles had passed him, and none of those drivers were going over the speed limit. Suddenly, a blue 2013 Civic sped past him! The driver was doing an 80 in a 65! At long last, some action! Cordan switched his vehicle into Drive, turned left, and pursued the driver. He turned his car lights on before switching on the...
EroticWe were driving back home one weekend and I was driving my wife’s car. Normally we take my SUV when I drive, but we decided to take her car, which is a sporty sedan. I wasn't aware of how fast I was going, when I noticed the lights and sirens coming up behind us. It was a sheriff’s police car and when I looked at the speedometer, I was doing 85 mph. I slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road. We waited a few minutes as the officer ran our license plates and then he made his way...
it was just supposed to be one meeting and done, at least that's what they told me last night. " FUCK ITS 9AM." I roll over almost falling out of my bed, frantically trying to locate my shoes, moving box after box, " They have to be here somewhere." Tissue paper is now covering the floors of my tiny apartment, pulling the last box out and hoping they are "Wearable" heels. throwing the bright red " Sex heels" on as I stumble to the kitchen. " Coffee, I need Coffee." trying to...
Punishment For Speeding I had been driving for 2 full days now trying to cross the country and get to the coast, I was tired, hungry and horny hardly stopping for more than a few minutes to gas up and grab a quick bite, so it was understandable that I didn’t see the speed limit sign as I entered the next town. The flashing blue and red lights in my mirror woke me up as I pulled over to the side of the road to await the Police Officer. A handsome older Sheriff walked up to my window and...
This is my first submission and a true story that i just have to tell. I was on my way to work on new years day this year and was pulled over on the motorway for speeding, the cop breath analyzed me and i was still drunk from the new years party. He basically gave me the option to do what he told me or get locked up and loose my license. It was no contest really and i agreed, very quickly i was on my knees between our cars with his cock in my mouth. At first he let me dictate the pace but as...
GayHey everyone! Another request here. This one is for…someone who didn’t give me a name. Anyway, this is another futa story, containing, futa, large dicks, celebs, you know…what I write about. Note: This is a separate series of one shots, mostly fan requests. Comments and feedback are welcome, everyone is over 18 and celebs don’t act like this. Enjoy! *** Chloe had won the golden ticket. That’s what people would say. It didn’t come in a chocolate bar however, rather in a plain manila envelope...
The original starting Quarterback was still in the dog house with Coach Harkness, so the former backup Quarterback was now playing on the starting team. Unfortunately, he just was not up to the challenge, and he threw two incomplete passes before the coach decided that he had made a mistake. In a fit of desperation, he called for Tag to throw his pass to the Wide Receiver on the right side of the formation. They lined up in the Single Wing formation, but with Tag directly behind the Center....
‘I’m sorry I haven’t been home, sweetheart,’ Reid apologized to his daughter. Between the ongoing murder investigation and the recent kidnapping, he was logging more hours than he wanted, but in a department of eight, there was little he could do. ”S’okay, Dad. Me and Kendall have been keeping busy,’ she told him, a giggle in her voice. Why was she laughing? ‘Should I be worried?’ ‘Um… No.’ She laughed in earnest then, her soft girly chuckle making him want to see her face light up. ‘Just...
It was hot day in the middle of nowhere. Sarah was driving along one of those wide, open roads. The AC was on and she had stripped down to a blue bikini top and a blue skirt to match. She was 19 years old, relatively innocent for her age, and on her way to her sister’s new apartment, half way across the country. She was hoping to reach there by evening the following day so she could be there for her sister’s birthday the day after. As far as she could see, the road was completely empty save...
Kendall stared at her phone, willing it to ring. ‘You haven’t heard from her either?’ she asked Joanne. The older woman shook her head. ‘Sure haven’t. Where could she be? It’s nearly eleven.’ ‘I’m calling her again,’ Kendall announced as she snatched her phone from the counter. Voicemail, of course. ‘Taylor, are you okay? We’re worried, and if we don’t hear back ASAP, I’m calling your mom.’ ‘That’s low. The woman’s an hour and a half late and you threaten her with her mother. Remind me not...
‘Baby, do I need to pick anything up on the way home?’ Reid was getting used to making this call. He could hear her rustling around the kitchen before she answered, ‘We could use cereal, Bisquick and eggs.’ After they hung up, she laughed at herself. She couldn’t believe how happy she was living with Reid. Sure, she hadn’t spoken to her brother in more than two months, but otherwise things were good. She’d fallen into a good groove with Taylor, allowing her friend more time in the shop while...
After brunch, the family hung around Ryder and Madelyn’s house until the actual party. Run by Donovan Patterson and his sister Kiley, Donovan’s Dell was an Ashford institution. Reid leaned against the bar nursing a beer as he watched Cass and Kendall make the rounds, charming the entire town as they did. He was still at loose ends after accepting he was truly in love with Kendall, unsure of the next step. When he was a teenager, he had been in love and rushed to the alter. Rushing seemed the...
Exiting the highway and dropping down into the trees, she thought of Little Red Riding Hood and smiled. The anticipation throbbed wickedly inside her. Turning right, onto the two-lane, she passed the new gas station. Her tongue flicked across her lips, she was once again headed towards her Grandmother’s house. A naughty Little Red Riding Hood, wanting the big, bad wolf to find her. She was even wearing a red blouse. The road curved away from her, disappearing in the green of the forest. She...
Chapter OneDriving home from work I was going just a little too fast in a school zone and lo and behold get pulled over... the officer struts over to my car and takes a look inside.... We're on a busy street so he instructs me to pull behind the school parking lot ... he follows me into it...he asks me for all the formalities...license, reg, etc.... takes it back to his car and has a look.... No one is in the parking lot as it is very close to 6:30 time frame... He comes back and asks me to get...
She was in the fast lane, driving down the motorway while her mind was drifting. She was going to visit her boyfriend who worked in Brussels. How she was looking forward to seeing him again! She thought of the last time they met, how they spent the entire weekend in bed, how he fucked her again and again... Her right hand left the steering wheel and was rubbing her right thigh. It was a nice early summer's day, so she was wearing a skirt to just above knee-length and, feeling a little naughty,...
The night of the game was an exciting one for the town of Hawthorn. There were reports of ticket scalping, something that was normally unheard of for one of their games. The story was that the crowd was expecting Tag to put on a passing show, and everybody wanted to be there to see it. The game was not on TV, so all one had was the radio play-by-play if you were not at the game. Ashford won the coin toss and elected to receive. Hawthorn kicked off and the ball was run back to the 31 yard...
Sunday morning… There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs…none of those would give him pause. If you Googled the words “rock” and “poker-face” you would likely see his stoically monkish –albeit broodingly handsome– mug pop up on your screen. He once won $1000 answering a call for a random dial-up morning radio show contest. “Gooood morning, Vasily…Vasily…oh...
Carie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go back to her bedroom and hibernate under her duvet just like the rest of the normal people should have been doing. Who knocks on your door Sunday morning? Knock, knock, knock. The sound was dull and plodding, maybe it was zombies. Carie smirked and shook her head. She knew who it was. She sighed and...
The hills provided an amazing race track for me. Most people go over the speed limits around here, but I go faster than them all, heading down the road at quite close to double the speed limit. Of course very thing moves very slowly to me, making this possible. I can avoid most things on the road, see anything coming, except when a highway patrol officer is at the base of a mountain hidden behind trees on a rarely used back road that leads almost nowhere. I see him as I come down the hill, but...
I have this curious predilection about being naked when I shouldn’t be. One of my favorite times is when I am driving. This story has to do with one of those times. You see the problem is when I am doing this illegal nudity I get really horny. So I was driving down the highway, with just my shirt on, and to make things more daring I completely removed my pants and put them in the passenger seat. Naturally, this made me really horny so I started jerking off. As I got more and more excited, I...
Pissed! Pissed, I tell ya! Fighting mad! Fuck with me would they? Just because I’m little ... and wear glasses; can’t see my finger a foot away from my nose without ‘em. Little, weak, blind, stuttering genius. Girls won’t talk to me, or when they do, it’s to set me up for a fall. Gods! I get so mad. I sniveled and snuffed away the blood and wiped the tears with the back of my hand ... and that set them all to laughing ... again. I wish I had a gun ... and knew how to shoot ... and could see...
Sarah brought the car to a halt and and walked out towards the reception area. It was dark and, although Sarah she wasn’t too tired to keep driving, she was making good time and a long night was just what she felt she needed. Despite her attempts to drown out her thoughts, her mind had ceaselessly wandered back to the incident six hours earlier. The feeling of it in her hands, the warmth as she took it in her mouth, the bitter taste of the hot, sticky substance as it hit her tongue. Every...
‘So?’ Jason asked as Reid slid into the car. ‘No help,’ he answered with a shake of his head. ‘Her parents haven’t seen or talked to her in years, and they raise the daughter.’ ‘You talk to the kid?’ ‘Not yet. Figure we’ll let her grandparents break the news and we’ll talk to her later.’ He didn’t envy his former in-laws that task. ‘Works for me,’ Jason agreed with a slight nod. Turning more fully towards Reid he asked, ‘How well do you know Dr. Marquette?’ Reid’s brows shot up. ‘You...