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RozDate April 22, 2017
My unexpected date with a tow truck driver - First time out in drag
Or 2nd title - Roz goes out on a 3 hour WTF tour.....
You are not going to fucking believe this. And, I don't have any pics to prove it. So.... did this happen? I'm home now, caming on Seabiscuit (chaturbate) the last couple hours, 2:30am now, drinking the beers i was supposed to be drinking at the GNO Marble Door event, finally getting the story down while I'm a bit loopy and safe at home.
I had been looking forward to going out, for the first time, in Roz mode.
Couple miles from my turn off at Northwest Hwy going south on 75, I noticed something wrong with lights. Dash lights dimming and headlights working or not, could not tell with all the lights on highway 75. Barely got off the busy highway onto Northwest Hwy by North Park Mall. Felt like there was something wrong with the transmission too, like I ran out of fluid. Almost stalled out on the street in front of the mall. Drove through mall traffic with no lights and found a place to stop -- when the car just died. kerfucking-plunk.
Sat in car, contemplating my next move. Car battery dead, no friend to call on cell phone, and no smart phone to get info for a tow or a taxi back home. Sitting in the drivers seat of a busy parking lot at a major shopping mall in Dallas. Freak out looms large.
Gotta check under the hood. Yesterday i had the car in for an inspection. What did those asshats do? I noticed they didn't close the hood fully latched when driving home it popped open and only the emergency latch kept the hood from flying up, hitting the windshield. But no, let's delay the fucking over till the next day.
My expectation was to get out of the car at the parking lot of the venue i was going to, not a shopping mall. My intention was to remain way under the radar this evening. I made it into the car the 4 feet from my back gate at home with no neighborhood security cams capturing the elusive Roz-a-Lope. Fast as fast can be, cant catch Roz. Till now.
Opened hood to have a look around, nothing obvious. Then a mall security guard rolls up in her little golf cart kinda vehicle. Was a young woman. She saw my car parked catty wonkers in a couple spots and me poking my head under the hood..... in a cute dress with mary jane heels. She absolutely helped me get started in solving my dilemma. Hooked me up with a couple tow service phone numbers using her smart phone - I so gotta get a smart phone.
First tow service i called was able to dispatch, about an hour wait. I actually had an hour and a half to wait in my car contemplating my situation. How my car got fucked up, blaming inspection dicks. Ended up being my alternator, so the inspection dicks are off my blame list. Sowwy inspection dicks, my bad.
Well into the wait, I have to peeeeeee. wait wait wait. can't stand it. This is not good. wait till the security cars have gone through and take a gamble at a near by wall. Walked about 40 feet to find my relief spot, hiking up a skirt, dropping my pantyhose and panties so i can pee on the parking lot wall, in a well lit parking lot - an absolutely absurd moment. I stopped short of full relief, repacked myself and left a puddle. as I got walked half way back to my car a security car came through and drove right by me and stopped, asked me if that was my car. He had heard that I was having problems from the other security people. That mall rocks for really good security. He moved on and didn't notice the puddle I had just left on his parking lot wall.
About an hour into the wait I noticed the battery was recovering, figured I better wait to try to start the engine later if needed.
Tow truck driver shows up and calls me on cell phone, but cannot get into the parking area I'm parked at because of low height bars. The car cranks up and I drive over to where the tow truck is, through 11pm mall traffic, WTF did a movie just get out? People and cars everywhere. I got no lights, trying to drive through all this to where the tow driver parked, right up front, by the side of the main doors of the shopping mall. UGGSSS. gotta be done... I have the car maneuvered behind the tow truck and sit in the car waiting for him to set up, its a full carry tow truck, good. I eventually have to exit the car. So, there I am in my feminine cuteness, dress, mary jane heels, wig, and my purse. Every one exiting the mall and milling about watching the tow driver hooking up my car, and me standing there watching too. I think i am so far out of my closet as I ever will be.
Did i mention it is cold out, had a storm system move through the day before and chilled everything down to the upper 50s. I'm getting fucking cold.
On the drive back to my house the tow driver never batted an eye, just like the lady security guard, wonderfully professional, both of them, and helped me out in a really weird situation. Driver and I chatted on the way to my house, topics of which I cannot remember, very personable. He never pried or got curious, Super cool.
Dreading the moment we would pull up to the front of my house. That damn truck of his had no suspension and I had to pee again. While he let down my car I walked up to a dark spot in my yard and had a good pee. Shivers of cold and relief. Didn't see my neighbors, but all the racket the tow truck was making had to make someone peek out a window, with me in the street (did i mention there is a street light right there too, bright), asking, who is that girl bringing back my neighbors car busted on a tow truck...
So, here i am, caming on seabiscuit, almost 4 in the morning now, another beer to go. Were I to lay down and try to sleep I still don't think I'd get there.
I'm starting a store for all my adventures...
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