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“Gail! Do you remember me,” the six foot, blue-black man asked the woman dressed in a dark suit and light purple blouse with a clerical collar.

The minister crinkled her nose as she attempted to place a name to this man. “I uh…”

“Don’t worry about it. I know you got a lot going on and all with losing Gene and all. I’m Daryle Wooden. I was Gene’s classmate at Westmont.”

“Yes,” the medium-brown woman with the blonde-streaked French twist hairdo said. “I remember you. You’re KeKe’s older brother,” her face looked delighted.

“Yeah! Yeah! That’s me.”
“Thank you for coming!”
“I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Gene was a real stand up guy!”
“Thank you! He was!”
“Is this your daughter,” Daryle asked.
“Uh. Um. No. This is my niece. I don’t have any k**s.”

“Hi there,” he smiled warmly and extended a hand. “Sorry for your loss. I’m Daryle.”
“Thank you, Daryle. I’m Lonna.”
“Which one do you belong to?”
“My mom was LaTonya.”
“Oh yeah. The baby. I’m sorry.”
“Yeah!”
“Well, I’ll catch up with y’all after the service.”

“Thanks, Daryle.”

Gail Cannon turned to her niece and said, “I should’ve recognized him. He basically looks the same, but I’ve been away thirty years so I don’t place faces all the time.”

“It’s cool, Auntie. You knew his sister pretty well?”
“Yeah. The Woodens lived a few doors down from us. They had five k**s and we had seven. No other families were as big as ours. But your mom and I used to play dolls with KeKe.”
“Nice.”

The director announced it was time for everyone to line up. Lonna took a deep breath and stretched her toes. No one could tell because the woman with a glistening, cool, brownish yellow complexion had a pair of crimson pumps covering her feet. As the procession moved slowly towards the casket, she stepped with grace. Her svelte silhouette was hugged by a scoop-neck, belted black sheath dress that stopped just above her knees. She had her long jet black and caramel brown micro braids pulled back into a low ponytail. Atop the crown of her head, she wore a dainty black fascinator with decorative plumage.

The service was beautiful. It was a true celebration of Gene Cannon’s life. Not only were Gene’s two sons, two daughters-in-law and three grandc***dren present, but there were also a host of extended family and friends. Of special prominence was Clayton Moses - the man with whom Gene had spent the past thirty-eight years of his life.

Lonna had always known Uncle Gene and Uncle Clayton as a couple. She drew particular inspiration from the two African-American men as she went along her own journey to self-acceptance. The pair had been particularly supportive after her mother succumbed to Lupus and also when she announced her intention to transition from male to female.

Lonna learned that Gene had touched many lives in his community based on the remarks given by various neighbors and letters of condolence that had been written by the mayor, a state legislator & the director of the local United Way. She’d had no idea that Gene and Clayton were so well integrated into their overwhelmingly Black, heteronormative neighbrhood.

She had to dab her eyes with E.J., Gene’s oldest grandson gave a touching remark,

At the conclusion, she searched out the twenty-three year old. “Li’l Li’l Gene! That was so sweet what you said about Uncle Gene.”

“Thanks, Lon! I miss him, man!”
“I know.” She hugged her first cousin’s son. “I miss him too!”

Lonna linked up with another cousin and they got in her sky blue 2018 Mazda 3 hatchback and joined the convoy to the cemetery.

“How you been, Lon?”
“Things are good, girl! How about you?”
“Not bad. I’m back in school again.”
“Good for you? What are you studying?”
“Nursing! I’m proud of you, Queenie!”
“Thanks, girl! I’m trying!”
“Well, just take your time. I know it’s not easy out there. How are your k**s?”
“They’re good.”
“I didn’t see them.”

“Oh, they were sitting with my ex and his new wife.”
“Oh,” Lonna raised an eyebrow as she downshifted.
“Girl, it’s fine. Me and Chris been over forever,” the recovering crackhead giggled. “The k**s just didn’t wanna look at the body is all.”
“I can understand that!”

“What are you doing these days? You’re looking good!”
“Just working. That’s it!”
“No man?”
“Not at present.”
“Whatever, Lon! I know you got some nigga somewhere.”
“I didn’t say I wasn’t having fun,” she giggled.
“I knew it! Just be careful, li’l cuz. I’d hate to have cut somebody.”
“Now, Queenie. I thought you left all that behind.”
“I’m just sayin’. You’re my little cousin.”

At the graveside, the eulogist committed the body to the ground. Queenie decided to ride with someone else to the repast so Lonna made the trek alone.

She mingled with family and eventually decided to get in line for some food. As she waited at the tail end, the man from earlier came up behind her. “Hi,” she smiled.

“Hey, there! Uh…”
“Lonna,” she intimated.
“Yeah! That’s right,” he smirked. “I’m bad with names. Old age and all.”
“You don’t look that old to me,” she reassured him. “Auntie Gail said you still look the same as you did in high school.”
“My momma always said Black don’t crack,” he chuckled.
“True that,” laughed Lonna.

“How you holdin’ up, Lonna?”
“I’m okay. I’m gonna miss, Uncle Gene! He was a real character.”
“He really was. And he was a good dude. Everybody might not have agreed with his lifestyle, but it was like nobody thought anything of it.”

Lonna just stared at the rambling man.

“Uh. Oh. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean no offense. I was just uh…”
“It’s okay, Mr. Daryle. No offense taken.”
“Alright...Alright. Now you make me feel old, callin’ me Mister,” he smiled.
“I didn’t mean it like that, sir,” she playfully stuck out her tongue.
“Ah. You got jokes.”
“Always!”

“What piece you want,” hissed a server with a huge hairy mole on her nose.
“Thigh. Please,” Lonna requested.

Lonna searched out a seat and found a table that was empty. She sat down to eat. Daryle Wooden walked up and asked if he could join. She nodded.

Soon, a toddler wandered over. Lonna made googly eyes at him.

“Come here, boy,” Daryle said. “Where’s yo’ momma.”

The k** pointed.

“She know you over here?”

The boy nodded.

“You can’t speak to the nice lady? Say hi!”

“Hi,” he whispered and tucked his head into Daryle’s chest.

“This my grandson. Grayson!”

“Hi, Grayson!”
“Hi,” he turned and said briefly.
“How old are you?”
“Tree,” he held up three fingers proudly.
“Wow! Such a big boy!”

Grayson smiled broadly.

“Go on back to your momma now. Pop-Pop’ll come get you later okay?”
“Okay!”

“He’s adorable.”
“Yeah. That’s my mini me.”
“He’s a cutie.”
“You got k**s?”
“No!”
“Smart! They’re expensive.”
“Well, I love k**s. Just don’t have any yet.”
“Not married?”
“I’m not. Are you?”

“I never did get married. I was too much of a player back in the day. And now that I need a wife, the ones that want me, I don’t want. And the ones I want don’t want me.”

“Tsk, tsk, tsk,” Lonna snickered. “What do you want?”
“Somebody active that like to do stuff. I’m older, but I like to bike and travel and do shit. Damn! My bad. We in a church.”
“It’s a fellowship hall and who cares. I can tell you stay in shape.”
“Oh you can?”
“I mean. You got a lean frame. You seem spry and all.”
“I am spry like a mug,” he winked.
“I bet you are.”

“I can’t believe ain’t no nigga wifed you up.”
“Well, it doesn’t exactly work that way. I do have a choice,” she stressed.
“Yeah! I know. But, young bucks be stupid. I know I was. If I had it to do over again. I would’ve settled down forty years ago like your Uncle Gene.”
“Is that so? WIth a man,” she winked.
“Nah! You still got jokes.”
“I told you always.”

“I mean you know settle down and be happy. He and Clayton were happy, ya know. We all need that in life.”
“I agree.”
“I know if I was twenty-five or thirty years younger, I’d be wining and dining you.”
“Why would you have to be thirty years younger?”
“Cause I’m too old for a pretty young thing like you.”
“I’m not all that young. I’ll be thirty-eight in June.”
“You don’t look like you’re even twenty-five to be honest. But I’m still thirty years older than you.”
“And???”

“You like older men,” inquired the man as he straightened his spine and then leaned forward with heightened interest.
“I appreciate maturity,” she remarked coyly.
“Tell me,” he began. “What kinda work do you do?”
“I’m an event planner.”
“I could tell you were a boss lady.”
“Hardly,” she giggled. “What about you?”
“Oh. Me? I’m retired.”

“Well. What did you do?”
“All I did was work at a plant.”
“Nothing wrong with that. My dad worked in manufacturing.”
“Is he here?”
“No. He lives too far away to drive and flying isn’t a good idea right now.”
“Yeah! This Coronavirus shit is crazy. Damn! Oops...There I go again.”
“Nobody cares, Daryle.”

“You live close?”
“About three hours away.”
“You goin’ back tonight?”
“No. I’m spending the night.”
“With some of your family?”
“No. I like my space. I got a room?”
“Must got a friend coming over,” he pried.
“No. And if I did, it’d be my business.”

“Alright, alright. I’m not trying to get in your business.”
“But aren’t you,” she gave a pouty look.
“Well,” he coughed reflexively.
“If I’m not your type I understand.”
“Stop playin’ with me, girl! If I had a shot with you, I’d take it.”
“Well, take it!”

“Give me your number. I’m gonna go get my daughter and grandson and take them home. Then I’ma call you. You better answer.”

“Yes, sir!”

Daryle sopped up the rest of his collard greens, wiped his mouth with a paper napkin, and stood. “Answer that phone when I call, sexy!”

“Okay!”

Daryle walked away.

Lonna finished her meal and sought out Clayton. She hugged him and wished him well. She then made the rounds and spoke briefly with her first cousins Li’l Gene and Eric. They shared a laugh and they asked her to come by their dad and Clayton’s house later. She promised she would, but said she needed a nap.

Back in the hotel room, Lonna went about the task of readying herself for company. She traveled with a box of wine and popped the tap to fix a cup of the dry, white beverage. She started the faucet running lukewarm water. Lonna downed the first cup quickly and refilled it. Then, she pulled out her douching tube and added some water. She flushed out her hole until it was squeaky clean.

She showered, lathered her body with cocoa butter and threw on an oversized T-shirt. As she waited, she drank more wine and listened to Nineties R&B on her streaming music service. Her phone rang.

It was Daryle.

Half an hour later, the handsome fellow was at the door. Lonna opened up to see that he’d traded his dark gray suit and bright blue tie for a two-piece Carolina blue walking suit and a black fedora. “You look nice!”

“Me? You!”
“Thank you! What’s in the bag?”
“Some Crown, baby! You got some ice?”
“The machine is right down the hall.”
“I’ll be right back.”

Daryle turned to leave. Then he stopped. He turned back around and said. “I just gotta get some of you. You look so lovely in that long lace robe and them bra and panties.” He pulled her close and planted a kiss on her mouth. “Your lips so soft,” he admitted after tasting her.

“Thank you,” she breathed.
“Be right back!”

Daryle came back and poured himself a cup of brown liquor. He took a seat on the armchair and beckoned Lonna to join him on his lap. “You smell as good as you look, beautiful!”

“I have to tell you something,” she looked away.
“What’s wrong, baby? I’m too old?”
“No nothing like that. It’s just that I’m a transwoman.”
“You’re a what?”
“Transgender. I was born a boy.”
“Oh...Okay. Do you have a vagina now?”
“Uh...No.”
“Do you still get fucked?”
“Mmhmm,” she nodded.
“Well then you’re nothing but a woman to me,” he said.

“Have you been with someone like me before?”
“Nope.”
“But you’re cool with it?”
“May as well be. You’re the sexiest woman I’ve seen in a minute. And if you look like this and you was born a boy, it must be meant to be.”
“Awwww, daddy!”
“Let daddy taste them titties then.”

Lonna shed the robe and unbuckled the satin bra. Her pert A-cup bosom was bare. The chemistry between the two of them had her nipples hard.

Daryle took a swig and began suckling the creamy, beautifully formed mounds.

“Mmmm,” she cooed.
“Damn, you’re pretty! You look a lot like yo’ momma.”
“Thanks!”

Daryle saw Lonna’s light brown eyes begin to well. “I’m sorry, sweetheart. I didn’t mean to…”
“It’s okay, Daryle. I just thought about losing her a bit more since Uncle Gene passed.”
“I’m sorry.”
“It’s fine. Just hold me.”

Daryle wrapped his sinewy arms around the vixen. He kissed her more.

“I want you,” she moaned.
“I want you too!”
“Well...Let me see!”

Lonna stood. She grabbed Daryle’s hands to get him to his feet. The silver sequin spike heels she wore made her only a couple of inches shorter than him. She carefully undid his belt and pants. She fell to the floor as they did. “Nice boxers,” she giggled.

“You don’t like Batman,” he quizzed. “That’s un-American.”

They laughed.

Lonna pulled them down and out plopped Daryle’s prodigious, lengthy cock.

“Big enough for you?”
“Mmhmm!”
“I’m wanna eat that pussy while you suck it. Come here.”

On the bed, they got into the sixty-nine position. Lonna slobbed up and down the long pole. Daryle swirled his tongue around and in her clasped brown hole. Slobber ran down the shaft. Trickling over his behemoth nuts that were covered with salt-and-pepper pubic hair. She massaged his balls. He kneaded her firm yet pliable butt cheeks. He smacked them gently.

When it came time to deflower Lonna, Daryle placed her on her back and climbed atop. He eased himself just barely into her.

“Owwww,” she winced.
“It’s just the head, baby girl! You can take it!”

“I want iit!” She willed herself to accept all of him. Her perfectly manicured fingers dug into his rigid back.

“Mmmm, girl,” he groaned as he continued pushing inside until he was balls deep. “Ooh, baby girl! This piussy good!” Daryle started grinding his molten member into her inner sanctum.

“Give me that big dick, daddy,” Lonna begged.
“Is it good to you, baby,” he checked.
“Oh yes! God yes!”
“Let this nigga long stroke that pussy!”
“Yes, daddy! Fuck me!”
“I love fucking you,” Daryle admitted.

“You like this tranny pussy?”
“Oh yeah! It’s so tight, girl. Got damn!”
“Fuck it!”
“You not gonna rush daddy. I'm takin’ my time in this young pussy.”
“Yes, sir!”

Daryle licked her aching swollen nipples and as humped her. His rod went deeper with each thrust.

She was panting and sweating. She looked into his coal black eyes. “Oh my god,” she wailed.

“You’re all woman to me, baby girl!”
“Yes, daddy!”

Daryle lifted one of her legs enabling him to reach even greater depths.

“I love your dick, Daryle.”
“I could fuck you all night.”
“Yes, baby! Fuck me!”
“Naw! I’m makin’ love to yo’ ass. You gonna marry me.”
“What?”

Daryle thrust with great force. “You heard me.” He kept pushing in. “Say yes, baby! Say you gonna marry me.”

“Yes, Daryle! Yes, daddy!”
“You better not be playing. I ain’t never had no pussy this good before!”
“You really like it?”
“I love it, girl!”
“You ready to be a grandma,” he smirked.
“Shut up and fuck me,” she giggled.
“I’m serious,” he huffed. “Take. This. Dick!”
“Ooh! Mmmm!”

They fondled one another as they did a magical tango in the bed. Their souls were unified. The chemistry felt right for both of them.

“I need to claim you,” announced Daryle. “I gotta nut all in you! You want Daddy’s seed?”
“Yes, baby! Yes!”

“Ahhhhhhhhh,” roared Daryle. He collapsed on top of Lonna. “Marry me, girl!”

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After the service our grandfather had invited us all to a small gathering at his house to ‘honour’ our grandmother. That’s where we are now anyway, I’m sat out on my grandfathers porch with my younger brother Ellis, his head on my shoulder as I run my left hand through his soft dark blonde hair, we got that from our dads side. Ellis had taken things a lot harder than I had it seemed as occasionally another stream of tears would begin to fall down his face as I tried my best to comfort him....

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Grandmas Funeral

Jeff is about 25 years old, about half my age, and is about my height and we are similar in physical appearance. He has been married to Dottie for almost a year. She is a little chubby, about 5 feet 2 inches tall, light brown hair and brown eyes, weighs about 140 pounds, sort of cute, but not especially good looking, and is shy. Jeff told me she had led a sheltered life, and that she does not make friends easily, which I could see as she did not mingle easily at the dinner after the...

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After the Funeral

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The Funeral

She stood outside the funeral home and told herself this was a mistake. She had been having this dialogue with herself since the day she saw the obituary in the paper. It was not like she read those on a regular basis. In fact, she avoided this section of the paper like the plague because she found it morbid and creepy, but she was reading an article that had “continued on page” with her morning coffee and she turned to the wrong page by accident. That was when she saw it, the picture of the...

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In Town for a Funeral

It was hot and I couldn't sleep. When I crawled under the sheet on the couch an hour earlier, I had stripped down to nothing but my boxers. But now I couldn't find a comfortable position. I lay on my back, the sheet pulled down to my waist with one leg bent at the knee protruding from the sheet. I was nearly naked, but I was still uncomfortably warm. It was about the minimum amount of my body I could cover with the sheet and still be decent. Not that being decent mattered all that much. I was...

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Best buddies after a funeral

It was an early Saturday morning, and I was loading up the coffee maker withmy favorite brew while padding around in my boxers and t-shirt. The brightred glow of the sunrise was piercing through the slit in the kitchencurtains as I opened them to take a peek at the day. The phone rang,breaking my trance."Ray"?"Yeah, who's this"? I asked."Hey man" he laughed, "It's Bill -- Billy Bartlet. How are you doing?"Holy shit" I screamed, "this is incredible..."The conversation went on for about 30...

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Unexpected On My Uncle8217s Funeral

Hello ladies and gentlemen myself Jason. My age is 24, fare and 5.8 ft tall funny loving guy. I am playing good football and I was played for my school and collage, so I have good personality. This is my first and real incidence sharing with you. If you like then please give me feedbacks otherwise ping me on – dias In my final year of collage I was decided to being good built so I was joined a gym. Many hot housewives, girls and aunties comes to gym. One of married women are little bit of...

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An unusual funeral

Father Paul intoned,” In this private funeral we are assembled to pay homage to Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald and Ivana Trump, stepdaughter of Melania, stepsister of Barron and Tiffany, sister of Donald Jr. and Eric Trump.” Donald reviewed the life of his daughter; drill team captain, homecoming court, National Honor Society, and active in a Christian Youth group. If a man could “custom order” a daughter, Ivanka would be close to want you would what. As he continued to talk about her death...

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The Wedding the Funeral

Forward: I know that a lot of people think that the letters sent in to magazines such as Penthouse Letters are phony and are actually written by the magazine's staff. On that I can't say for sure one way or another. I do know that a lot of the letters sent in are fantasies and I also know for sure that when the magazine receives letters the editors change them for one reason or another. How do I know this? Because it has happened to me. In the fall of 1996 I sent a letter to Penthouse...

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The Funeral

She stood outside the funeral home and told herself this was a mistake. She had been having this dialogue with herself since the day she saw the obituary in the paper. It's not like she read those on a regular basis, in fact, she avoided this section of the paper like the plague because she found it morbid and creepy, but she was reading an article that had "continued on page" with her morning coffee and she turned to the wrong page by accident. That was when she saw it, the picture of the...

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After the Funeral

"Ooh God I'm shattered" mum flopped down on the sofa and swung her legs up over the arm, "Shall I pour us out another drink before we go to bed?" "Yeah, why not?" she smiled, "There's no work tomorrow, let's get drunk" "You get silly when you're drunk" I laughed and she agreed with me, "I know but you like me being silly don't you?" "Silly or serious mum, I love you either way" "Thank you darling" she beamed, "I think I need cheering up after the funeral" "You're...

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Eric Olafson Neo Viking Vol 1Chapter 13 Funeral

The image of Ardalf’s face as the sword slipped into his body would not leave me and I dreaded going to sleep even more than before. When I finally was so tiered I had to sleep I would dream and see the scene all over. One particular dream was especially disturbing as I saw my mother standing by the dead boy and shaking her head. Father was busy integrating the Steiner clan and he left me completely alone, even when I was at the burg and he was there. I spend most of my time at Uncle Hogun’s...

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RuneswardChapter 43 A Funeral

The following day dawned bright, though not quite as hot. A slight summer squall had hit just before dusk the previous day and had raged throughout the night, but only the slowly burning fog, some puddles and a few mud patches were left to note it’s passing. By mid-morning, when the townspeople came to honor one of their own who’d fallen in service to his neighbors, the fog had lifted and the puddles slowly melted away. A fair breeze blew through the town further dissipating the heat, the...

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A Fresh StartChapter 141 Funerals

After that, I left the podium and exited out a side door. There wasn’t going to be any schmoozing in the aisles tonight. Once outside the chamber, I sent somebody in to find the Commandant of the Marine Corps and ask him to see me for a minute or two. I smiled as I considered that. Once upon a time if a senior officer ‘asked’ me to do something, it was really an order. Now I was the one doing the asking. My, how Second Lieutenant Buckman had grown up. Marilyn and the kids showed up about a...

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Four Funerals

(This story isn’t true, but it’s based on some real events. I just put them together.) Tottenham Court Road on a busy Friday lunchtime is not the tine to start playing Frogger for real but the young woman in front of me obviously didn’t realise that. I was moving before my conscious brain kicked into gear, my hand shooting out and yanking her back by her shoulder as the taxi swerved to avoid a bike courier weaving in and out of traffic. It happened in slow motion, the taxi screeching into the...

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Mortimer and Myrtle A Love Story

Note: This is not your usual Lush story. It is an experimental play in a theater of the absurd style. There is no sex but it is an entertaining comment on marriage. I encourage you to indulge in something different. I think it will make you laugh and maybe cry.Scene: A formal living room. Mortimer is seated on a sofa in the center of the room when Myrtle enters and sits on the sofa next to him. She is wearing a blue floral dress and a pearl necklace, her gray hair is tied in a bun. Mortimer is...

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The Liberation Of Father Mortimer

When Father Mortimer checked into the hotel it was eight in the evening.The room was a basic no frills double with a small bathroom. He would never stay in such a hotel if he was attending one of his ecclesiastical conferences but for what he had planned it was just perfect.He got down on his knees and bent his balding aged head over a black gilt leaf Bible he had respectfully placed on the edge of the bed.“Blessed Lord Jesus forgive me for my sins,” he muttered and crossed himself three...

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Weddings and Funerals

Weddings and funerals are the only time our whole family gets together. It is like a reunion. I mean they come from all over, the extended family from both sides. So this story takes place at a wedding, I can't remember who got married but I remember the important parts. My family arrived several days early as did most everyone. The first day we all went to the golf course and drank. Uncle Carl and Aunt Beth were ready to go and made me the designated driver. I loved being around Uncle Carl and...

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The Amazing Mr Mortimer

THE AMAZING MR. MORTIMER My girlfriend Rachel and I had decided to take a two week vacation to PuertoRico. I had first come across the girl on the streets of San Juan. She cameup to me and begged me for some money. At first I was going to say no. ThenI noticed how beautiful this young girl was and I was intrigued. I startedto reach into my purse to get her something, and she smiled at me. She hada very beautiful smile. It was in fact an entrancing smile. I kept her close to me with small bribes...

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Stocks BlondesChapter 3 I hate funerals

I don’t want to ever lose a friend again. I don’t want to have my heart pulled out through my throat again. I don’t want to watch them die again. Please, God, is that too much to ask? I feel so miserable. It’s not enough that I had to go say goodbye to Angel, I had to deal with all the drama, too. Two jerks at a funeral The funeral was at one o’clock. I guess they set these times so people can take a late lunch and still get back to work for most of the afternoon. I went into the office...

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Mortimer and Myrtle A Love Story

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Fashionably Late For My Funeral

This is essentially a romance story set against a background of international drug dealing with the occasional side plot of the usual mayhem. Paranoia: (Pron. para-noya) noun, a mental disorder marked by the unjustified belief that one is being persecuted, usually accompanied by megalomania and insane distrust. Paranoid (Pron. para-noyd) adjective, also called paranoiac of, relating to or affected by paranoia. A person affected by paranoia. CHAPTER 1 I do not suffer from paranoia. I am not...

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After The Funeral

Although she would never admit it to anyone else, Claudiawas actually relieved when Mark died. Theirs had notbeen what you would call a fulfilled marriage. She hadnever been too keen on sex, so she could hardly complainwhen he sought his pleasure elsewhere. But it was hisattempts to introduce her, convert her, to practices shethought were just plain wrong that really annoyed her. Imean, tying someone up before making love to them –what was that all about?‘At least he didn’t suffer,’ her sister,...

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Help From Star CityChapter 10 The Morning of the Day before Funeral

The phone at Wade Manor rang the next morning and after answering it, Lydia handed it to Max. "Chet," she said. "What's going on Chet?" Max asked. "Hey boss, a plane from Star City just landed and my contact at the airport shot a cell phone video of the passengers deplaning and sent it to me. Rod McSwain was on that plane with another man I don't recognize. McSwain was the Mayor of Star City before Jessica defeated him in the last election and is reputed to be a crime boss also. I...

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Best Summer Job EverChapter 6 The Funeral

At noon, the S's took the L's place in the security room. The redheads leered at me with unbridled lust, as they exited the stairs. "At last you're ours," said Lisa. "You've had the rest, now you get the best," said Lorraine. I looked at them skeptically. "So, you're the best?" "You'll see," said Lorraine smugly. Kai, who was cleaning up after lunch, since she was now on housekeeping, cleared her throat. "The ship comes in a half hour. You really need to be there,...

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Lunchtime Munchtime

As was his habit at lunchtime, Hal left the building and walked through the office park for exercise. It was a partly cloudy day, and for the moment it seemed overcast. On his way to a small path through the woods, he saw her. Sandy was an attractive redhead with a sensual voice who almost always wore a tailored blouse, a roomy ankle-length skirt, and one-inch pumps. Her wardrobe varied in color, patterns, and material, depending upon the season, but always the same ensemble. Hal watched as...

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Wartime

Elizabeth Fleming told me some of this story in the years before she died, aged eighty, in 2010. The more graphic scenes are mine but the emotions and surrounding history are hers. She was my Great Aunt, great in so many ways for she was the third family member I ever revealed my sexuality to, the first two being my parents. I had known since girlhood that she shared a cottage in Hampshire with her friend, Portia, but had never known their relationship was more than sisterly. When I told her...

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Daytime friends nightime lovers

She wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½ feet. Dark red… it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the crystals were so thick it turned everything pastel. Breaking it apart just enough to smoke easy, she arranged the weed in...

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Daytime friends nightime lovers

Introduction: While a few details have been tweaked, this story is as close as I can remember it Prologue She wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½, feet. Dark red&hellip, it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the...

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Sandy and RandyChapter 2 Daytime Funtime

After the close call and excitement, in more ways than one, of that first night together, Sandy decided they better cool it a bit so Mom wouldn’t get suspicious. Mom also went back on day shift, 8am – 8pm, so bedtime was less private, but days were not such a problem. Randy tried to act normal around Mom and of course, around Sandy, but he did have some issues like being quieter and more protective. Mom just thought he was getting older and closer to starting into puberty, especially now...

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FaceTime with Ann Next Door

I never FaceTime. I'm not a adolescent girl. I don't need to see your face when a simple text will do. Call me an old bastard, get-off-my-lawn type, but that's the way it is. (By the way, I'm not that old).So when that mechanical beeping emanates from my phone that someone wants to FaceTime me, it's definitely out of the ordinary. Especially when it's 10:30 on a Tuesday night. I got to my phone and it said "Ann FaceTime video."Well, this was different. Ann Next Door and I been fooling around on...

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Halftime Stranger

It was a warm October night and I was at a college football game with a few buddies. Throughout the first half of the game, I looked to my right and there was this hot sexy bald guy 3 sections to my right. He had huge arms and was wearing a black wife-beater and jeans. We kept looking at each other and at each time, he would show that bright smile of his.At halftime, I went to the restroom and used one of the stalls, luckily I was the only one in the bathroom. As I opened the stall, he was...

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Summertime In Colorado

Summertime In Colorado I absolutely love summertime. The hotter it is the less the girls wear. Instead of long jeans they wear short shorts. Instead of full blouses they wear skimpy tops. Coats are strictly out of the question too. Bikinis are popular even if it is just the top half with a micro mini skirt. Like I said I absolutely love summertime. Girls of all ages are wonderful to look at. Touching them might be a different story but looking at them is still legal. The problem...

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Summertime Blues

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FaceTime surprise

I have a new job working away and I bought an iPad to keep in touch with the wife, it’s great seeing her when away I miss her so much so it’s great when I’m bored in my room. Jane and I for years have spoke about sharing? But she never comes through, it must be 4 years now we have had the same conversation about it and it’s always the same answer maybe! Jane is great in the sack she knows how to please, I keep telling her she needs to give it out cos it’s going to waste on me as I only last...

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Showtime for Teri

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