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"So Lois what is it that you need to talk to me about?' I asked it once her door was closed. I knew that leaving the microphone capsule at home would really piss Gwen off, but I didn't care. It would probably be good for her in the long run. "I know that my lease says that no one can stay in the apartment more than 7 days without being on he lease. But my son is coming to spend the summer in Aster. I would like for him to sleep on the fold out sofa in the living room. Do I really need to...
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck reverse piked with a double twist. This was...
Blain Benton, Connie's ex-boyfriend, had been having a hard time. First, Connie had left to go live with Denise, leaving him with all the bills to pay. (Not that he ever paid anything.) Yesterday the manager of the apartment had given him notice to vacate. He had managed to acquire a little money only a few hours ago when he burglarized a small grocery store. He had been just a couple blocks away when he had seen the flashing lights of the cop car arriving at the store. The damn cash...
The weekend went as fast as Thursday and Friday. All six of us spent 4 hours Saturday and Sunday in the gym working on upper body exercises on Saturday and lower body on Sunday, plus an hour each day on the treadmills. Courtney joined us both days. Saturday morning she was pumped up. "I got a call from the APD chief this morning. Three things hit his desk at the same time yesterday afternoon. Someone had put a color picture of the banner welcoming me as director from the lobby, HR had sent...
The first thing Laura wanted to do after The Dream was see Karen. It was almost an irresistible urge, since the dream had been about her, and about the vise, and the fisting they had done together. But their last time together had been so traumatic for them both, so excessively painful and perverted (and so much fun! Laura thought wildly), that she feared it was too soon to meet again. They were dangerous for each other and had to ration their meetings. Every one seemed to be more intense...
“The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.” —Abbie Hoffman, Steal This Book THE REST OF OUR AFTERNOON was spent preparing for our evening taping at the Jefferson Memorial. We were thankful for Remas’s guidance through the intricacies of approaching the memorial with our bus, unloading, carting our instruments and equipment, and getting set up. Six helpers were onsite, dressed, like Remas, in National Service shirts and slacks with an orchestra emblem on the sleeve. Donna...
Friday morning was another early morning breakfast with the Emir Bello. The Secret Service brought him to White House at 0600. I was sitting at my desk in the Oval Office discussing the Saudi agreement with General Ingram. An advance team from the Air Force would arrive in a few days from our airbase in Ad Dammam. At one look the map at the base at Ad Dammam made one question the necessity of adding another base in the area. But to have armor and infantry so close to Iran made a lot of...
Adam found he felt sorry for Wilma Scott. She had masqueraded as a physician for several years. Most people she dealt with naturally assumed the title "Doctor" meant M.D. Adam had assumed that and so had every one in his group of friends. Not only had she been found to be a fraud, she had pushed herself into a confrontation with a sharp-witted woman with a grudge who had no trouble using Wilma's ill-conceived words and arrogance against her. AMS provided a valuable service for the adult...
Some of the Dogging adventures that we have participated in we did not tell anyone who my husband was, he was anonymous just one of the guys that showed up. Those are some of the most exciting dogging adventures we have because the guys do not know my husband is watching and participating. My husband say’s the guys treat me different, nastier and sexually erotic when they don’t know he is my husband. Now my husband wants to take it to the next step. He wants to hide and watch me with 2 guys...
The Astounding Adventures of Timmy Johnson Part 2 By Nikki Mouton-Cadet Introduction Welcome back to the story of my adventures with the wonder-drug 'Re- juve'. In case you don't know, it was a brand-new therapy designed to rejuvenate old people. What it actually did was to regress men down to the age of adolescents while turning women into the dominant, masculine gender. I don't think that's what any of us expected when we started on all this but that's what happened. My name...
The real-life adventures of Rati and Ryan (names changed) would be spread over multiple parts, slowly highlighting the live-in couple’s adventures to spice up their sex lives. I am Raj, Rati’s colleague and I am writing about Rati’s adventures, as told by her. FYI, this is my story and I own the rights to the story. This first part is on Rati and Ryan pleasing each other orally. Ryan understood Rati very well. He now lifted her face by putting his forefinger under Rati’s chin to lift her head...
Introduction: Continuation of series. You may want to read Chapter 1 first. Yukios Adventures Part 2 **I want to take a moment to thank all the people who have taken the time to read my stories thus far and who have given me so much encouragement. Your PMs and comments really have made me smile when I didnt think I was doing that well. Special thanks to JetiJah, workingman, Stillagood1, and BadinAGoodWay for their time and suggestions to a new writer. To all the Unknown people who took the...
Hi all, This story is about myself. And all feedbacks are welcomed at I posted this story, which is a very long story in Couple section because it involves both my girly side and my masculine side. So put your hands inside your pants and rub it. The story begins now. I was born like any other boy, but as soon as I entered my adolescence, I understood the other side of me. I was a cute boy back then, and whenever I started masturbating, I imagined myself as a girl fucked my strong men. My...
Dear readers thank you for liking my first story “Night Adventures With Didi” Part I,II,III. So many readers wanted to know what happened next. Next Sunday I reached Delhi in the morning and reached my Didi’s place at around 10 in the morning, Anjali with her parents came there at around noon. Anjali was looking gorgeous, she had everything in right proportions. She was wearing a pink salwaar suit. I could not resist ogling at her, and her melon sized boobs packed inside pink suit. After some...
KAROLINA’S ADVENTURES – PART TWO: KAROLINA AND THE INTERN Karolina sat in front of the computer typing, bored as can be. It had been a week since her adventure… KAROLINA’S ADVENTURES – PART TWO: KAROLINA AND THE INTERN Karolina sat in front of the computer typing, bored as can be. It had been a week since her adventure with Ben, and to say things had been rough at home was putting it lightly. Will had raged at her for hours the night after her adventure with Ben....
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Of the Adventures of John and Holly Part 37: Light My Fire A few months passed before we broke our pledge of monogamy. Seriously, In this house, with Stephanie and Sandy just a few feet away, that’s quite an accomplishment. I bet if you put Stephanie in a convent, in a month you would have a whole bunch of bi-curious nuns. Of course it was Stephanie that ended our monogamous relationship. It didn’t matter though; Holly and I had gotten back the confidence in our relationship that had...
**I want to take a moment to thank all the people who have taken the time to read my stories thus far and who have given me so much encouragement. Your PM's and comments really have made me smile when I didn't think I was doing that well. Special thanks to JetiJah, workingman, Stillagood1, and BadinAGoodWay for their time and suggestions to a new writer. To all the Unknown people who took the time to rate my stories, thank you for taking the time to read them and to register your...
All of my stories are complete fiction, all the characters and situations are also fiction. You should be at least 18 yrs of age to be reading this. This is the adventure of a young twenty something tgirl, who is on a journey of self discovery, and her adventures and mishaps along the way. Some stories involve sexual content and the main story is about sex, while other stories involve Erika's day to day routines. I hope you enjoy it. Erika's Adventures - Part Seven - The...
Introduction: Yukio continues her adventures and makes her neighbour happy! Yukios Adventures Part 5 ** This is the fifth story in this series. To really understand what she is doing I suggest you read the other four chapters first, but it is not essential. This chapter has some kinky sex and some genuine love making. The character development having occurred in previous chapters… along with lots of nasty sex. Comments are very much appreciated. I have tried to be careful with my use of the...
The P90SEX Adventures Part #2A What an experience, last night was simply incredible! Who’d have known that this type of thing happened behind the closed doors of none other than the Penthouse suite of a reputable downtown hotel? Such beautiful views from both the inside and out! Allie and I laid in our own bed back in our hotel room, not saying a word. We had spent a lot of energy last night and were taking the time to rejuvenate and enjoy each other’s company. She felt so good lying...
The P90SEX Adventures Part #2A What an experience; last night was simply incredible! Who’d have known that this type of thing happened behind the closed doors of none other than the Penthouse suite of a reputable downtown hotel? Such beautiful views from both the inside and out! Allie and I laid in our own bed back in our hotel room, not saying a word. We had spent a lot of energy last night and were taking the time to rejuvenate and enjoy each other’s company. She felt so good lying...
Group SexThe adventures of Cassy the reluctant magical whore Part 1 Cassius Maylea is a young mercenary in the Fantasy realm of Sakaris. He is very proficient in sword combat and earns his money by offering his fighting capabilities to those who need them. Mostly to get paid but he does enjoy helping people as well. But one day his life drastically changes as he takes on a quest to slay a mighty minotaur. Warning this story contains involuntary male to female gender-bending and rape/non-con...
The elevator doors slid close and I looked up into Tony’s piercing blue eyes. Here I was a mature married professional woman, alone in an exciting big city, heading toward a young, handsome stranger’s apartment. Soon the elevator doors would open and I would have to make a decision. Do I do the mature responsible thing, respect my martial vows and stay on the elevator or do I give in to the uncontrollable animalistic lust driving me wild and sleep with him? Who am I kidding, of course, I’ll...
Things like fucking your own Mom. Now a complete obsession in my life. Whatever I do. Wherever I go. It's all I think about. Are we going to fuck, suck, lick or fondle each other when she gets home from work and me from College? Where are we going to do it? On my bed? Her bed? In the shower? In the kitchen? On top of the washer dryer set to spin? Fuck, I'd even do it in the back seat of our car in the middle of the local Wallmart parking lot. Like I said. Obsession. Anytime. Anywhere. So...
This is yet another installment of the pure pornography that I love to call "The Wonderful Adventures of Miss K." So far, people have been loving my over the top sex romps, and I hope you fair fans love this one too. If you are not legally permitted to read this work in your legal jurisdiction, please do not read this. Also, I retain all commercial and non-electronic rights to this work. If you want to use this work, just ask. So, without further ado, let's get on with the...
Sorry for bad English, not my native language Brief summary of the first part. Kadri felt at 11-year old, that her passion is exhibitionism. She was cautious at first, but then more and more daring in her exhibitionism adventures. She was naked at the beach of the lake in front of almost hundred people, then took shower with boys. Her football coach noticed Kadri’s habits and proposed her to take shower with him. Then Kadri got first sex experience at 12. After that she also tried winter...
More Black Adventures With Wife, Lisa Part # 3 This is the third installment of Lisa, my beautiful wife who loves to fuck young black men. Lisa is a blond hair, blue eyed beauty who I talked into fucking two young black studs as her first adventure. This is another story of her journey into the world of black erotica.After her last adventure, where she was gang banged at a secluded cabin, I thought Lisa would be happy for awhile and she was, for awhile. But it didn’t take long for my young...
Introduction: Sex Crazed part One / Juans Crazy sex adventures in Puerto Rico Im a lawyer, and I know right from wrong, but this year has been really hard on me. Being 34 years old, standing at 62 and weighing in at 170 lbs. Dark reddish blondish brownish, Low Cesar haircut. Im a mixed man, mothers Italian, fathers Puerto Rican and Indonesian. I dont know my parents, they were killed in a high jacking in a airplane coming from Italy visiting my grandparents on my moms side. All I know is at...
College sex Adventures Part-1After breaking up with the love of my life, things soon got better and in a short time, I was on my way to college. It was my first day. I wanted to do my registrations on time so that I wouldn’t need to rush it. After I had settled down, I went in search of my departmental building.I slowly pushed the main door open and saw the wide hallway right in front of me. There were clusters of people in groups and some solitary, resting their backs on the walls. In my rush...
In part 1 to 11 of Chapter 1,. you have read that the author meets a girl named Anna and he Invites her in his car for a ride. In-car he kissed her and boldly squeezed and manipulated her breasts and erect nipples. Then he molded and caressed her bare and electric thighs and felt the bare lips of her sex and the crinkly pubic hair and have sex in Car. and then he meets her again next time and takes her to an apartment that was maintained for just such incidents. Anna proposes to introduce him...
Yesterday had been quite the day by the time it had ended. I glanced down at my Mother wondering what she was thinking as we walked over to a bench and sat down with the most perfect view imaginable in front of us. There is nothing like an ocean and the wide blue yonder to make you understand your place in the grand scheme of things. "Beautiful," said Mom, smiling, "I could spend all day here like this." Stretching out my legs, I crossed them at the ankles and tried to bring myself back...
Thanks to all the readers for appreciating “Night Adventures with Didi” Part 1 to Part IV. Anjali ne mujhse pahle apni saari shaadi se pahle ki baatein sach sach bataane ko kaha aur wada kiya ki wo bhi sab kuch bina kuch chupaaye mujhko bataayegi taaki hamaari married life bina kisi shak ke bharose ke saath chal sake. Maine Anjali ke saamne bhagwaan ki kasam kha ke kaha ki jo kuch us story mein likha hai wo sab kuch bilkul sahi hai aur didi ke saath main 18 saal se hi sex karna chahta tha. Aur...
A beautiful teenager with naturally huge tits, young Pinkie becomes a prisoner of her new found lust when she joins a biker gang and volunteers her bountiful breasts to become subjected to their bizarre bondage and perverted torture games. Once exposed to the exciting and glamorous world of nude dancing, Pinkie repels her inhibitions and thrusts herself into a non-stop quest for extreme sexual experiences including gang-banging, cat-fighting and severe bondage rituals. As new-born...
lias woke late the next day, she hada shower and headed down stairs she pored herself a coffee and went outside, to where kim was again sunbathing naked, lisa sat on the next sunbed opened her robe and laid back, "mornig mommy, or should i say afternoon" "morning sweetie" replied lisa "sorry if i woke you when i came in last night" kim said "no i didnt hear you come in what time was that?". "about 12ish" "oh no wonder i didnt hear you i didnt get home till 4". "wow you...
Welcome to the next installment of my wonderful adventures. I hope you enjoy reading this one as much as I enjoy writing it. I reserve all non-electronic and commercial rights to this work. If it is illegal in your jurisdiction to read this work, please do not read this story. THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF MISS K: HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BREAK TODAY? ? by: Brett Lynn Miss K brushed a strain of hair out of her face as she backed her SUV out of her parking space. For the last time for...
Hello, fans, and welcome to another installment of the adventures of the 'feisty, glamorous, and quick-thinking' Miss K. Well, she is according to my latest review from LadyCyrrh. If you want to read that review, as well as all my other stories, please visit my site. I reserve all commercial and non- electronic rights to this work. Also, if you're not legally allowed to read this work in your legal jurisdiction, please do not read this story. Without further ado, let's get it on....
Hi friends, My name is Sagar. I am regularly writing my experiences here. If you are first time reading by story than I suggest you to go to the profile and read the previous stories first. In my last story I have mentioned that how I was fucked very hard in the railway yard. It was my first big cock and he fucked me so hard that I decided to not to do gay sex. One year I remained as straight guy. Being bisexual I can enjoy both gay and straight relations. When I later transferred to Rishikesh...
Gay MaleOnce Todd left I turned and looked in the full length mirror on the closet door. My hair and makeup were a mess, my ponytail had come loose, my hair was damp with sweat and cum and my lipstick and mascara were smudged. I had dried cum on my face and neck. My pussy and thighs were caked with cum. I turned around and saw a line of cum running down the backs of my legs, from my ass to my ankles. My whole body was covered with layer of massage oil, perspiration and cum. I looked like a woman who...
"If you don't need me for anything else," the blond young man said as he picked up the small pile of folders off his boss's desk. "I'll put these away and take off." "Of course Tim," Jacqueline Kirby smiled. "Enjoy the weekend." As the 22-year-old assistant closed the door behind him, Jacqueline leaned back in her chair and pulled a magazine out from the top drawer of her desk. It was the latest issue of "The Adventures of Ultra Woman and Mega Girl", a book she'd looked forward...
Hello Everyone! Greetings of the day. This story is a continuation of my previous sex adventures, ‘Ratna – The Beginning’. For a better experience, please read it. I’d like to pay gratitude to readers who liked it and the ISS editors for publishing it. Coming to the story. It was around 8:30 in the morning when I woke up. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Ratna sleeping beside me, stark naked with a comforter covering her upper body. The sunshine falling on her body was making her look so...
Author's Note: Despite the numerous rip-offs from both "Alice In Wonderland" and other children's stories, this tale is decidedly NOT for children, as it involves adult/sexual situations. So, if you're under the legal age, please stop reading right here. Disclaimer: This story is based on (of course) the Lewis Carroll children's classic, "Alice in Wonderland," however it does include "cameo" appearances from other stories - most notably, "The Wizard of Oz." If you look...
Hey friends ye meri iss par first story hai i hope you guys like it and encourage me to write more stories. Mujhe hindi utni acchi nahi ati par desi sex story ka maza hi alag hai isiliye i try to write in hindi. Mai apne characters ke perspective se stories likhti hu. Reshma ki ye 12th class ki kahani hai jab use pehli baar sex ki knowledge milti hai aur kaise vo aage badhti hai. *reshma with her friends* Rashmi- reshma tu itni sundar hai ab tak koi boyfriend kyu nahi banaya? Reshma- yaar koi...
Dear readers thankyou for liking my first story “Night Adventures With Didi” Part I,to VI Ab meri anur Anjali ki shaadi ko teen mahine ho chuke the, for a change we decided to go to South India Banglore, Mysore, Ooty & Kodaikanal for some fun. We booked our return train tickets. Ek din didi ko phone par humne bataya to unhone kaha ki unki family bhi kaafi dinon se ghoomne ke liye kahin nahi gaye hain, agar humko koi problem na ho to unki family bhi hamaare saath chale. Maine turant haan kar di,...
Dear readers thankyou for liking my first story “Night Adventures With Didi” Part I,to V Anajali ki shaadi se pahle ki daastan uski jubaani continued: Jaan boojh ke maine saaree ke marketing ka programme weekday ka banaya jab ki Nitin Bhaiya office mein ho. Jab main Nitin Bhaiya ke ghar 11 baje pahunchi to Bhabhi mera wait kar rahi thi. Bhaiya office mein the aur bachee school mein. Main aur Bhabhi ne turant Metro pakad ke Karol Bagh ke nikal pade lekin khareed daari ke baad shaam ko lautne...
Hello everyone! Myself Abhay, I have been a silent member of this forum since a very long time and it has helped me make many sexual adventures in my life. So I would like to share with you guys one of the adventures with my maid and the things that followed. This is an incident when I was still studying. I had returned home from Mumbai during my 2nd year of college for the Diwali holidays. I am 6’1 tall, decent build man with wheatish complexion. We live in Ahmedabad. I am the only child in my...
If you like arousing stories that have plot and character development too, you don't want to miss it. It takes some time at the start of the story to develop the characters and plot, but the payoff later is a story that's emotionally satisfying as well as very arousing. There's also humor, romance, and deeper themes. The plot naturally appeals to men, but many women and couples have enjoyed it too. This story is about me (sameer)…it takes place in bangalore in an upmarket society wher I...
Gulliver's Planet 4 The Continuing Adventures of a Cyber Sex Doll Part 1 by [email protected] "Mmmmm," she cooed, all blushing and warm and melty and wanting. "He's entirely fuckable!" He smiled, brought up the price per profit chart and studied it, smiling absent-mindedly. "Yes, Amy, I'm sure he is." She pouted. "You might as well have said, 'Yes, Dear'." He chuckled, wiped the monitor, sipped his tea and thought about checking the nav-chart to see how many days...
MAU: The Adventures of Supergirl and Dawnstrike By Civilmage Everything in here is fictitious and bears no resemblance to anything living or dead. The MAU universe belongs to Elrod W. Superman, Supergirl and Dawnstar belong to DC comics. Wolverine and Deathstrike belong to Marvel. The story is mine and may only be posted to free websites. Elrod W asked me to include a note about the characters and here?s what he said: I would strongly recommend you get this story out to the...
A short while later.There was a knock on my bedroom door."Come in," I called as I sat there at my computer desk fiddling with my tie. It was going on late morning and the blinds were closed with my overhead light on. I was suited and booted to go. White shirt. Black pants. Black shoes. I looked good enough for church.The bedroom door opened and in walked my first and only patient. "Mrs. Peterson," I said with a smile, "Please take a seat. How may I help you?"After a little hesitation, Mom...
IncestA short while later.There was a knock on my bedroom door."Come in," I called as I sat there at my computer desk fiddling with my tie. It was going on late morning and the blinds were closed with my overhead light on. I was suited and booted to go. White shirt. Black pants. Black shoes. I looked good enough for church.The bedroom door opened and in walked my first and only patient. "Mrs. Peterson," I said with a smile, "Please take a seat. How may I help you?"After a little hesitation, Mom...
IncestHi Friends, This is Sagar here once again with another real experience. I have received some good response so far and I like that people are reading and enjoying it. Earlier I have written about my experience at theatre. As the end was not very good but it was good experience as an adventure. I was in college at that time. Computers are not easily accessible but cyber café was good option. I tried to find cyber café little far but not so far from college. I started going there to see some porn...
Gay MaleWelcome to the next installment of my wonderful adventures. I hope you enjoy reading this one as much as I enjoy writing it. After all, I sure did As always, you can read the previous installment. I reserve all non- electronic and commercial rights to this work. If it is illegal in your jurisdiction to read this work, please do not read this story. THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF MISS K ? Chapter 2 - By Brett Lynn LOVING, INNOCENT & VIRGINAL "Wake up! Wake up!" Miss K...
"Take that, Mom!" I moaned out loud as the first visceral stream of juice blasted out from my cock and landed in a long icky strand just above her right eye, across the bridge of her nose and over her parted lips before dripping off the end of her chin. More followed with Mom squeaking as I coated her blushing cheeks with more hot fresh jizz until she was covered with frothy gloop. "Henry Peterson!" she gasped as she knelt there with her eyes firmly shut, "What are you doing?!" I was...
Dear Friends, This is the real story of a young beautiful married couple who is bold, beautiful and adventurous and very much sex obsessed. Like other all new open minded 21st generation couples, they are just entered the world of sex and were enjoying their youth, fresh body which was virgin before their marriage. This story narrates how their new marriage life started and moved to an un-imaginable corner which turned their meaning of sex and its pleasure. The whole reason of happening this...
Author's note: Hello folks, This is book 2 of The Adventures of Reggie Starr. Those of you who have read my stuff, know that I like Action/adventure/Si-fi/and a little Physic stuff thrown in too. One of my problems is I tend to melt all my characters together and give them all the same kinds of abilities. Reggie Starr is a small departure from that formula as, I want Reggie to be as physically normal as the circumstances will allow. Reggie has been placed in unusual conditions...
Hello all, I am Akash. I am back with the continuation of the adventures with Shalini and Geet. First of all, I would like to thank you all for your overwhelming response to my first story. Those who don’t know me, let me tell you about my self. As I told you my name is Akash obviously name changed. I have a chiseled body with 6 inches of dick. The two main characters of the story are Shalini and Geet. Shalini is my sister in law and Geet is Shalini’s roommate in Ahmedabad. I have already told...
The P90SEX Adventures Part 2B Note, please read part 2A before, this is the continuation from part 2A. The girls headed back into the shower with the six guys behind them. Inside the shower the guys encircled the girls. From where we sat we could no longer see them. The dancers stood discussing the upcoming act with the girls privately, before the circle opened up and the girls were presented to the audience with the guys standing behind them. To my surprise Nadia and Allie raised their arms...