Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 117
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The plane touched down at LAX in the middle of a sweltering California summer day. Hailey was excited. She had thought she was worldly when she started college. She had visited opulent ski resorts and amazing beaches while she was in prep school. Her mother had paid for her to visit several places with her classmates. But now she understood that she hadn’t seen any of the places that she wanted to see. She had not been to New York. She had never seen Paris or Rome. And she had never been...
Tuesday morning bright and early, I immediately dressed for my morning run. I had room in the fleece pants for only the box opener for self protection. I probably should have carried the stun gun as well, but it was bulky. It Was also uncomfortable, as it bumped against me in the loose jogging suit. The hour passed slowly because my hand hurt. I had taken my pills first thing and they should have kicked in, but my hand still hurt. Probably the running raised the pressure of the blood...
We got a car from the club take us to Alexandra Smyth's soon-to-be new home. Juan took my car and his brother somewhere. I didn't ask where they were going. At the moment, I was too pissed off. West thought I was in love. Dave thought I was in love. Hell, the whole damn club thought I'd gotten married! This was supposed to be about fun. About getting off anytime I wanted to with anyone I wanted to. Love meant commitment. Meant caring. Meant all kinds of emotional shit that I don't...
Sandra waited until her dad’s car was out of sight before she went back inside. Instead of returning to her room, she decided to find her mum. She found her sitting at the kitchen table. “Hi, sweetie,” Shirley said, when she saw her daughter looking at her. Sandra sat down with her mother at the table and asked, “So? What’s your first impression of my boyfriend?” “I think he’s a very nice guy!’ Shirley answered. “Although, I have to confess, I was a little startled when I caught you two in...
December 30, 2017 Dear Ms. Diary, [Written January 2] I woke when someone touched, then patted my hand, a hand that was lying on a chest that seemed to lack mammaries. I opened my eyes, blinked, then lifted my head slightly. Ah. I was curled into Brett and a pair of brilliant green eyes was staring into mine across his chest. It was Lana’s hand on mine. She wasn’t quite in a mirror-image of my posture, as she didn’t have a leg on him, but she might have had. I rotated my hand under hers,...
~~Natasha~~ “Sire,” she said. “Natasha.” Daniel looked down at her, then to Athalia. “Athalia, do you—” “Speak with your childe.” The sheriff adjusted his glasses, a single finger against the bridge, same as always. “I’d prefer you stayed for a while.” Athalia rolled her eyes. “I ... will, ok? Jesus, I’m not going to explode or anything.” Natasha tried to meet Athalia’s eyes, but the moment the tall, dark-skinned woman looked at her, Natasha looked down. Those weren’t eyes she wanted to...
As I was sitting at the meeting table we were each passed a folder with our name on it. I sat through three and a half hours of meetings for the upcoming final semesters of this college year. After an hour of working on a detailed security budget where I had requested a 10% increase for the full 2014 year to help cover the additional cost of security guards on all sports trips. The final numbers were more like 12%, not bad when I could have made 5% work but I was learning how you had to play...
This is compliments of an Anonymous Reader Two Scandinavians walk into a pet shop in the US. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass, Sven...
Dear brother-in-law, Man did your letter inspire Willow. Although I'm not sure she'd say it was inspiring. After she read it she stormed out of the house muttering that you were forgetting that Marissa is your wife and that you have concubines and children who desperately miss you. Don't take that wrong though. She does love you a lot, but she's grown to care for Marissa and the rest of your harem. To her, the most important thing for you to do would be to get home to them so you can...
THE RETREAT: LATE THURSDAY NIGHT Arlene and Selina sat on Selina's bed, their backs propped against pillows as they played with Billy. Arlene slid her hand back and forth under the sheet as Billy pretended to stalk a terribly dangerous prey. He held his body and his head very close to the bed, occasionally lifting his head slightly to peek at his target, the tip of his tail twitching continuously. Then, he would jump as high as he could, coming down on Arlene's hand, tussling with it...
Sean convened the Sunday meeting with much difficulty. There was a general hum of anticipation as everyone – except Adam – wondered what decision would be hammered out regarding dividends. Celina and Mike were there, but were sitting separately from the board members. Erin, Trinity and Karlie were also sitting along the wall. They had no vote in the matter – although they were sure the group would listen to their ideas, if they had any. The routine business seemed to take forever. There...
At any other time, Laura thought, this would have been enough. But this time she had given Karen the license to do her worst, and unbelievably, even after she had freed Laura from the gag and handcuffs, she rolled Laura onto her stomach and began fucking her in the ass with the huge dildo. Laura was so destroyed already by the several violent orgasms she had had that she could barely resist. "Ungh! Ungh!" Karen grunted, driving the huge dildo deep into Laura's ass, making Laura wince and...
Freda, the city clerk, wasn't very happy about having to fill in for the city manager, and she had tried to put off what she could until the new one arrived, hopefully in the next month. Still there was business to take care of, and sometimes it couldn't be put off. Since Kutzley had left, back at the end of November, Jack Musgrave had been dealing with most of the items to be done with the sewer system, and she let him have all of the mail unopened that looked like it might have something...
OK, we miscalculated slightly. Instead of a perfect teleport Arwen brought us in at nearly three hundred miles an hour at a steep angle onto the plain of Jezreel. Fortunately Dhunvael and I were able to protect the Fae with inertial dampening as well as assisting Arwen with braking and heat dissipation. “Keldravan,” I announced, sweat running down my forehead as the coating dissolved in front of us and the Royal guard, including Talshish, ported in en-masse to surround us. “My Princess!...
I had really enjoyed the dig, but I also enjoyed that it was over. I couldn't wait to get back to the barge with its hot water shower. I also missed my Canary mornings. We headed back to the coast with me in the lead. I wasn't really ready for a nice restaurant, so we stopped at a McDonalds. It was actually very good since we didn't have one in New Wales. When we got back to the barge, I rushed to be first into the office shower. I was in the shower at least twenty minutes. Most of that...
Present – Jens, Ben and Thom – In the Cobra on the way to the hospital Thom wants to bet Ben a bottle of Knob Creek that Liz’s baby is a girl and Ben shocks us all when he replies, “Thom, it has to be something other than alcohol because I’ve decided to stop drinking.” I immediately ask, “Ben why have you decided to stop drinking?” Ben kisses me on the cheek and answers, “Jens, I’ve been drinking too much lately and it needs to stop.” I smile at Ben because it reminds me of the time Daddy...
Monday I went back to Washington. There were no surprises; I expected a fiasco and it was. Some of the Congress-critters were back - those that wanted to give the appearance that they were doing something. The rest were on taxpayer funded junkets - mostly to exotic tropical locations - and took their families as guests. With so few back, those that were had unlimited TV coverage and could propose all kinds of bills and laws on TV, knowing they would never see the light of day other than on a...
“I’m not frightened by the advent of intelligent machines. It’s the sarcastic ones I worry about.” —Quentin R. Bufogle, The Concubine of Mars DINNER WITH RAY AND DEBBIE, Joan’s father and stepmother, was pleasant and stimulating. We climbed into his Lexus RX and drove across the river to an Italian restaurant off Grand Ave and Halstead. Definitely a nice restaurant and it was obvious Ray was known there. We were immediately ushered to a table in a garden setting outdoors. “Rebeca, I...
I woke up at 5:00 and decided it wasn't worth forcing myself to go back to sleep. I figured my body was telling me I'd gotten enough sleep while I was sick. Bozo perked up when I went out to the kitchen. I scratched behind his ears and told him to hang on while I put on the coffee and took care of my own bathroom stuff. Mom had gotten us a coffee pot that brewed a pot in about three minutes. I heard the beeps indicating it was ready as I was drying my face. Once I'd poured my coffee,...
I shook my head to clear my ears but it didn’t work. The words were still reverberating in my head. My first instinct was to make a snide remark about alcohol and low birth weights. I bit it back because I knew Liz would never intentionally harm a fetus. I figured it was best to wait for an explanation. I had gotten myself into too much trouble by jumping before looking. “Wait!” I said. “How is that possible?” “Well, when two people really like each other sometimes they have sex,” Liz...
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The elevator doors slid close and I looked up into Tony’s piercing blue eyes. Here I was a mature married professional woman, alone in an exciting big city, heading toward a young, handsome stranger’s apartment. Soon the elevator doors would open and I would have to make a decision. Do I do the mature responsible thing, respect my martial vows and stay on the elevator or do I give in to the uncontrollable animalistic lust driving me wild and sleep with him? Who am I kidding, of course, I’ll...
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Thanks to all the readers for appreciating “Night Adventures with Didi” Part 1 to Part IV. Anjali ne mujhse pahle apni saari shaadi se pahle ki baatein sach sach bataane ko kaha aur wada kiya ki wo bhi sab kuch bina kuch chupaaye mujhko bataayegi taaki hamaari married life bina kisi shak ke bharose ke saath chal sake. Maine Anjali ke saamne bhagwaan ki kasam kha ke kaha ki jo kuch us story mein likha hai wo sab kuch bilkul sahi hai aur didi ke saath main 18 saal se hi sex karna chahta tha. Aur...
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lias woke late the next day, she hada shower and headed down stairs she pored herself a coffee and went outside, to where kim was again sunbathing naked, lisa sat on the next sunbed opened her robe and laid back, "mornig mommy, or should i say afternoon" "morning sweetie" replied lisa "sorry if i woke you when i came in last night" kim said "no i didnt hear you come in what time was that?". "about 12ish" "oh no wonder i didnt hear you i didnt get home till 4". "wow you...
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Hi friends, My name is Sagar. I am regularly writing my experiences here. If you are first time reading by story than I suggest you to go to the profile and read the previous stories first. In my last story I have mentioned that how I was fucked very hard in the railway yard. It was my first big cock and he fucked me so hard that I decided to not to do gay sex. One year I remained as straight guy. Being bisexual I can enjoy both gay and straight relations. When I later transferred to Rishikesh...
Gay MaleOnce Todd left I turned and looked in the full length mirror on the closet door. My hair and makeup were a mess, my ponytail had come loose, my hair was damp with sweat and cum and my lipstick and mascara were smudged. I had dried cum on my face and neck. My pussy and thighs were caked with cum. I turned around and saw a line of cum running down the backs of my legs, from my ass to my ankles. My whole body was covered with layer of massage oil, perspiration and cum. I looked like a woman who...
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Hello Everyone! Greetings of the day. This story is a continuation of my previous sex adventures, ‘Ratna – The Beginning’. For a better experience, please read it. I’d like to pay gratitude to readers who liked it and the ISS editors for publishing it. Coming to the story. It was around 8:30 in the morning when I woke up. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Ratna sleeping beside me, stark naked with a comforter covering her upper body. The sunshine falling on her body was making her look so...
Author's Note: Despite the numerous rip-offs from both "Alice In Wonderland" and other children's stories, this tale is decidedly NOT for children, as it involves adult/sexual situations. So, if you're under the legal age, please stop reading right here. Disclaimer: This story is based on (of course) the Lewis Carroll children's classic, "Alice in Wonderland," however it does include "cameo" appearances from other stories - most notably, "The Wizard of Oz." If you look...
Hey friends ye meri iss par first story hai i hope you guys like it and encourage me to write more stories. Mujhe hindi utni acchi nahi ati par desi sex story ka maza hi alag hai isiliye i try to write in hindi. Mai apne characters ke perspective se stories likhti hu. Reshma ki ye 12th class ki kahani hai jab use pehli baar sex ki knowledge milti hai aur kaise vo aage badhti hai. *reshma with her friends* Rashmi- reshma tu itni sundar hai ab tak koi boyfriend kyu nahi banaya? Reshma- yaar koi...
Dear readers thankyou for liking my first story “Night Adventures With Didi” Part I,to VI Ab meri anur Anjali ki shaadi ko teen mahine ho chuke the, for a change we decided to go to South India Banglore, Mysore, Ooty & Kodaikanal for some fun. We booked our return train tickets. Ek din didi ko phone par humne bataya to unhone kaha ki unki family bhi kaafi dinon se ghoomne ke liye kahin nahi gaye hain, agar humko koi problem na ho to unki family bhi hamaare saath chale. Maine turant haan kar di,...
Dear readers thankyou for liking my first story “Night Adventures With Didi” Part I,to V Anajali ki shaadi se pahle ki daastan uski jubaani continued: Jaan boojh ke maine saaree ke marketing ka programme weekday ka banaya jab ki Nitin Bhaiya office mein ho. Jab main Nitin Bhaiya ke ghar 11 baje pahunchi to Bhabhi mera wait kar rahi thi. Bhaiya office mein the aur bachee school mein. Main aur Bhabhi ne turant Metro pakad ke Karol Bagh ke nikal pade lekin khareed daari ke baad shaam ko lautne...
Hello everyone! Myself Abhay, I have been a silent member of this forum since a very long time and it has helped me make many sexual adventures in my life. So I would like to share with you guys one of the adventures with my maid and the things that followed. This is an incident when I was still studying. I had returned home from Mumbai during my 2nd year of college for the Diwali holidays. I am 6’1 tall, decent build man with wheatish complexion. We live in Ahmedabad. I am the only child in my...
If you like arousing stories that have plot and character development too, you don't want to miss it. It takes some time at the start of the story to develop the characters and plot, but the payoff later is a story that's emotionally satisfying as well as very arousing. There's also humor, romance, and deeper themes. The plot naturally appeals to men, but many women and couples have enjoyed it too. This story is about me (sameer)…it takes place in bangalore in an upmarket society wher I...