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My name is Chris Johnson, I’m 43 years old single male. 6’6” 250 pounds. Short brown hair and a long brown and grey beard. I’m covered in tattoos and have a beer belly. I loved a good life, had a lot of fun. A bit of a maniac when I was younger but finally settled down after years of partying and fighting. I never got married but I was in a serious relationship with my fiancé until one day she left. No reason just came home from work and she was gone. This story isn’t about that cunt!

It’s about my artistic talent. My fiancé the cunt! Got me into doing her makeup. I always had a desire to be creative In anything I did. I learned how to do makeup by watching you tube . I wasn’t your typical makeup artist lol. I look like I live in a refrigerator box under a bridge.

Anyway after the cunt left I put a add on thumbtack for my service. I just always loved helping people. It’s not my full time job . I work construction, rough work. My buddies all make fun of me but their wives praise me for my talent.

I get a call one Saturday morning. Hung over I answered the phone. It was a young girl named Domino who just wanted to spend the day trying different makeup. I gave her my prices and she said she would be over in a hour. After I got off the phone I took a shower, and cleaned up all the beer cans.

A knock on the door. I opened it to see a gorgeous woman in her early 30’s 5’ 7”
145 pounds built like a brick shit house. 34DD-28-36 . She smiled. “Hi umm I’m here to see the makeup artist “
Yep that’s me come on in ...

I took her jacket and hung it up. I walked her to a spare bedroom that had a makeup chair and tables and a professional makeup setup. Wow this is amazing she smiled.
But I wouldn’t peg you for a makeup artist she laughed.
Yeah I get that a lot I laughed.
I sat across from her and told her my story about how I got involved with makeup.
Her beautiful brown eyes lit up as we chatted about what different looks she was thinking about.

Chris do you know who I am? She asked
No I’m sorry I don’t, are you famous?
Yeah kinda she giggled
Like a Instagram model or something I smiled.
She laughed no I’m a actress
Oh sorry I don’t know.
It’s ok that might be better she laughed

So I went to work. Domino had on a low cut tank top. Her clevage was busting out. It honestly was a huge distraction. I had to put a smock over her.
Oh I don’t care about this shirt she smiles.
I stuttered yeah ummmm . It’s more for me than your shirt I laughed.
Oh is my breasts distracting to you? She giggled.
Yeah a bit.
She was so adorable and sweet I did her makeup in all different fashions and she loved them all.
Do you have any wine she asked?
I thought to myself it’s 10am this is my kind of girl . Yeah I might let me look.

I walked out to the kitchen and she followed me. I reached under the cabinets and pulled out 4 different bottles. She was leaning over the counter. She had baggy sweatpants on and her ass looked amazing, I could see down her shirt, her titts so round.
Yeah I’ll have this one! I searched for a wine glass and finally found one.
So Chris you must not drink much wine?
This isn’t no wine belly honey I laughed. She laughed hard. Your funny too she grinned.

Here have a glass of wine with me. It was red and warm I never had it before.
Cheers she said holding up her glass. We tapped glasses and I took a swig. I know I made a terrible face. I’m guessing you don’t like it she laughed.
That stuff taste like balls!
She laughed loudly. I’ve had balls in my mouth and they don’t taste like this. She smiled.
You had some good tasting balls in your mouth she giggled.
No no balls In my mouth.
Well there’s a first time for everything she giggled.
I just shook my head.

Can you make me real slutty looking?
Sure anything you want.
Oh anything? She bit her bottom lip.
Before I could answer she said I bet if you knew who I was you wouldn’t say anything.

Doubtful I smiled.
I hope you don’t mind I wore sweatpants she smiled.
No you need to be comfortable. I always wear sweatpants.
Why not now?
Well I wanna look professional.
Go put them on!
No I’m ok...
She giggled you don’t wanna wear them cause your afraid you will get hard?
I laughed you got me.
She looks at my crotch. Smiles too late!
I knew I had a boner since she walked into my house.

Go put something comfortable on Chris!
Fine
I returned wearing grey baggy sweatpants.
What took so long? She grinned
Huh?
I figure you were doing one of two things...
Either jerking off or googling my name....
Neither I had to find something clean I laughed.
So you didn’t google me?
No I never even thought about it. Plus my phone has been next to you the entire time.

You didn’t jerk off ?
Hell no!
Let me see your balls!
What ? Why ?
I wanna see if they are full or not she laughed.
I’m just k**ding with you she giggled.
Let’s take a break. I need more wine. And you need a beer. She smiled.

We sat out at the countertop. I swigged my beer. Let’s talk Chris...
About what?
Anal sex!
I choked on my beer. It came out my nose.
She laughed.
No let’s talk about anything and everything.
Ok are you single? I asked
She smiled yeah I am actually why you wanna date me ?
Yeah like I’d have a chance I laughed
Ummm you would if you knew who I was...
Ok then tell me who you are!

Google me... I guess she said
Fuck google. I wanna know the real you, what google doesn’t know.
She smiled and smiled bigger.
She told me her likes and dislikes and about her family and everything. She talked for over a hour and I just listened. Watching her brown eyes and soft lips.

Ya know nobody ever asked me those things. Thank you she smiled.
It was nice learning about the real you. Thanks for sharing.
Let’s sit on the couch!
I sat down and she sat next to me , facing me her knees pulled together and her feet on the couch.
So .... I have to tell you what google does know. Are you ready?
Yeah what ever you want.
Ok... I’m a adult porn actress... and...
Wow really?
Yeah but...
Hey that’s cool, that doesn’t bother me.
Chris... I’m not done!
Oh sorry.
I’m just going to say it. I’m a transgender
No way! Like you have a dick?
Yep she half smiled.
Hmmmm I would have never of guessed that I smiled.
Yeah so .... she said
Yeah so when we going on a date I laughed
You don’t care?
No I like you for you. I wanna know more about you, whatever you want to share!
She smiled really big. We talked for hours. Just both of us sharing stories of our lives.

I’m starving she giggled.
Oh yeah we been drinking and forgot to eat.
I can cook , you have any food? She giggled
She got up and started making pasta. I just sat and watched her.
So Chris do you have any questions you been dying to ask? She laughed
Actually yeah I do I smirked
Oh let’s hear it.
Do you sit or stand to pee?
She cracked up laughing. That’s your one need to know question?
Yeah I laughed
Stand mostly unless I’m out.
Ok cool.
Ok what else she laughed.
I got up and walked over to her, she turned facing me.
Do you have another question? She smiled
Yeah.
I’m listening she smiled.
Can I kiss... her mouth moved to mine our lips touch softly. My hands grabbed her hips and pulled her close. Our mouths open. Our tongues explore each other. Her arms wrapped around my neck. Her hands running through my hair. We made out as the pasta boiled over. The sizzling from the stove in the background, I heard it but didn’t want to let go of her.
She pulled away smiling. The pasta Chris...
Fuck that pasta!
She laughed. C’mon I’m hungry and I’m not going anywhere I promise.

We sat down to eat.
So why didn’t you feel me up? She smiled
I laughed. Don’t worry I will. I just wanted to taste you first.
She smiled.

After we ate and cleaned up, she went to the bathroom and came back smiling.
I was laying on the couch and I went to sit up. She straddled me and pushed me back down. Relax baby she whispered.
She leaned down and we started making out. My finger tips brushed against her hips softly. Under her shirt feeling her side up and down her rib cage. Her skin had goosebumps. She was so soft. I ran my hands down her hips under her pants, tracing her hip bone with my finger tips. Mmmmm she moaned in my mouth. My hands slid to the middle of her back and down cupping her perfect ass. My cock was rock hard and so was hers as she pressed hers into mine.

Her kissing turned passionately and she grinded into me. Her moans drove me crazy. I pushed her pants down around her ass. Feeling her wherever my hands could reach.
My fingers tracing back over her thighs, up over her hips, and zigzag up her ribs , they reached her breasts, my palms slid up and around feeling her firm breasts to her hard nipples. She moaned as I rubbed them between my index and thumb.

She was the most beautiful woman I ever laid eyes on, the fact that she had a penis didn’t matter and I wanted her to know that.
I want to make her happy no matter what I had to do.

My hands grabbed her waist firmly and I rolled her to her back. I look down at her beautiful face as she bit her bottom lip. My mouth kissed her passionately and moved to her neck. Softly biting and sucking as I grind my hard cock into hers.
I pushed her shirt up and fondled her breasts. My mouth took over sucking her nipples as she moaned running her fingers through my hair. My hands were busy pushing her pants down. Slowly I kissed and licked down her body.
She pulled my head up.
You don’t have to Chris...
I want to...
She pushed my head back down and my mouth took her cock in. I sucked and slurped and gagged a bit, but continued to suck as she controlled my head. She moaned loudly as I continued to suck and rub my hands all over her amazing body.
Omg Chris! She moaned
I sucked harder as I felt her balls clenching.
Chris I’m gonna cum!
She tried pulling my head off but I was going all the way. She moaned and her hips bucked as I felt her cum spray my tonsils. It tasted good so I kept sucking until I got every last bit out. I swallowed it all. I returned to kiss her wildly.
We laid there for a while. I had to piss so I got up and walked in the bathroom. When I returned she was sitting up naked. Just seeing her nude I almost came.
Give me that cock! She smiled
Here sit she tapped the cushion. I sat down and she got on her knees between my thighs.
Her tongue licked up my shaft. Her eye contact was unbearable. She sucked me in never breaking eye contact. Her mouth felt wonderful it didn’t take long and I yelled I’m gonna cum. She pulled my cock out and I exploded all over her face. My biggest cum shot ever.
Omg baby that’s so much cum she giggled.
She rubbed my cock around her face and sucked the cum off. Then she pounced at me straddling my lap. We made out with my cum. Exhausted she sat next to me.

So what do you think? She smiled
I think I’m in love...
Awww your too sweet. But I meant what do you think about my cock? She giggled
Oh well I definitely love it!
Really?
Oh yeah! I wanna suck it again I laughed.
Hmmmm good she smirked.

Can I sleep over? She asked
You can move in if you want I said
She laughed.

So let’s talk about something?
Sure what?
How do you feel about anal? She laughed
Oh I’m ready!
Ok bend over she laughed
What? Oh ummm
I’m just k**ding Chris.
Oh ok but if you want to I definitely will!
Really?
Anything you want I’ll do. Anything....

Ok that’s pretty cool of you, but let’s go to bed and we will see in the morning. We crawled into bed my hand on her tit and my cock nestled between her cheeks. We fell asleep.


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Thea and Sam

“Well, hell,” Thea said as she wiped the beads of perspiration from her face. “I guess ‘spring’ is here, huh?” “Yeah. It’s supposed to be cooler at higher elevation,” I replied. We took a few minutes in the shade by the rocks before rejoining our boyfriends. The four of us had driven up into the pass to hike. According to the weather report, the last coolness of a fading winter was supposed to continue through mid-week, but they were wrong. Actually, from our view from Eagle Point, where we’d...

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Motherless

Motherless.com! What an original name for a porn site, don't you think? The title doesn't fuck around: your mother would never allow you to watch the kind of filth they’ve got on tap. They pride themselves on being a moral-free zone for sick fucks, where you can find damn near anything. I’m talking about desperate chicks fucking anything that resembles a dick and crazy bitches literally eating shit. When you’re done fapping to the weird vids, you can even find "normal" porno to pass the time....

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Motherless Interracial

Ah, motherless, here we are again. A site known for offering such a variety, that no matter how fucked up your needs are, there is a high chance that you will fulfill them here. However, I am not here to blab about the site in general; I am here to talk about one particular category, interracial. As for those who want to know more about the site, there is a whole different review on my website instead.As for those who came here to learn more about that interracial lovemaking, I got your back....

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Theos LIfe as a Weresquirrel

Theo had been changing into the squirrel too much, he knew that now... as a pulse of heat raced through his body from his groin. He realized that he shouldn't have come to the office.He had been spending most of his days at the squirrel in his home deep in the countryside. Teleworking most of the time, as the squirrel he felt no need for clothes, his heavy furred balls resting between his thighs as his paws raced over the keyboard. The sharp claws on his paws clattering loudly as he typed,...

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Motherless Scat

It’s time to go to the land of chocolate fountains and golden showers. That’s right. Scat, piss, shit, and every fluid in between. Ever fuck a chick in her ass and freak out when you see that little bit of shit on your dick? Then I’m sorry to say that scat isn’t for you buddy. Were you the only one of your friends that saw two girls one cup and didn’t get grossed out? If so, it’s time to celebrate it! Don’t get pissed off, get pissed on! Scat porn has the craziest, kinkiest chicks and dudes...

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Motherless Fappening

I’m not saying anything controversial when I say men love seeing women naked. It’s a fact of life as fundamental as gravity. It’s a force of nature that cannot be stopped by beast, man, or God. It’s an eternal truth and a divine mandate. As sure as the sun will rise, men will attempt to view as many women naked as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either a sad or a gay one.This means that any woman a man sees regularly is mentally stripped down during every interaction. If any women...

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Absinthe Dreams

‘To me it’s not really a green. When I think green, I think of grass. That’s more like lemonade color.’ Erica’s nose was far too close to the glasses for my taste. Pouring the nearly clear absinthe over the rough-cut, cane-sugar cubes I favor, I tapped my spoon for a second to get her to back up. I wished I had my full setup here like I have at home, my Absinthe fountains water drippers are missed when I began to try and slowly pour water over the sugar cube. ‘Don’t you light it on fire?’ she...

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Motherless Arab

Have you ever heard about a wonderful site called “Motherless”? I have a feeling that was a dumb question, of course, you fucking have. Well, I am here to talk about Motherless, but I shall also pay special attention to their Arab category. If you think Arabian sluts are hot, well you are in for a tasty treat, believe me.First, I should probably warn you that the name of this place comes from the fact that their content might be a bit too hardcore or questionable for some of you. Back in the...

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Motherless Facials

Fuck yeah, life’s a bitch! So here I am, awake at 3:45 AM, after dreaming I was fucking this freaking hot MILF neighbor with heavy boobs, a flat tummy, a nice bubble butt, and sexy long legs. It was all hot and steamy, up until when she was sucking me off and just as I was about to obliterate her cute face with hot cum canon, my dream cut right off and I woke up with a tent on my pajamas.That dream ain’t coming back, but damn it! I sure gotta cum, so I boot up my laptop and type “cum facial” in...

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Thea

Und draußen schallte wieder Punkmusik aus dem Ghettoblaster – von der Eisenbahnunterführung bis zu seinem Haus! Punks und Skater hingen da ab. Das war diese Art von Jugendlichen, die ihren Eltern das Leben schwer macht , die von Arbeit nichts hielten, sich an keine Regeln hielten, ständig auf Party machten. Die soffen viel zu viel und kotzten dann in irgendeine Ecke. Denen bedeutete doch nichts und niemand etwas. Wahrscheinlich nahmen sie auch Drogen und trieben weiß-Gott-was mit...

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Motherless Fetish

Motherless is the mother of all porn sites. Motherless has no conscience or moral guide. Motherless will show you the stuff that all other porn sites are afraid to put up. Motherless will do this for free. This is seriously one of the nastiest and raunchiest sites out there and Motherless/Fetish is perhaps one of the dirtiest places on the web that are well within reach. Sure you can scan the dark web and find something even more naughty or puzzlingly gross, but why do that when you’ve got...

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Absinthe 2 The Absinthe of Malice

Absinthe 2: The Absinthe of Malice By Morpheus The flight from Seattle to Boston had been extremely long and uncomfortable, even with the two hour delay in Chicago where I got to stretch my legs and change flights. My book had given me something to do during the countless hours in the air, though admittedly, Collin had been my largest savior from boredom. The two of us had ended up talking for over half the flight, and by the time we finally landed, I was even starting to consider...

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Thelma and Me Summer of 65 part 2

After tea on the Friday evening Thelma stopped me as I was going into upstairs to my room. Her eyes looked wild and her breathing was heavy. “I’m going to a party,” She said in a low voice, “do you want to watch me getting undressed?” I nodded like a puppet. “Wait in my room…I’ll be up in five minutes.” I skipped up the stairs two at a time! I nervously let myself into my sister’s bedroom. I’d been in many times before – borrowing her dirty knickers and stuff to use...

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ETHELS DISCOMFORT 4

Harry and Rob sat in the local pub in their usual spot in the corner by themselves. They were having a discussion about what to do with Ethel. Rob has been adamant that he wants to hang Ethel by her ankles and butcher her. Harry strongly disagrees with him. Harry is convinced that if he talks to Ethel he can persuade her not to go to the authorities and they will be able to use her the same way the other men. Rob agrees to try Harry's way first but he says" if she wants to argue I'm going to...

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ETHELS DISCOMFORT 3

kEthel sat with her tits nailed to the work table. Her tits were swollen to twice their normal size from the beating they had received from Harry and Rob and the axe handle. Ethel sobbed both from the pain and the feeling of despair and hopelessness. She knew she would not be able to sweet talk the men into letting her go without anymore abuse. Harry and Rob arrived and again Ethel begged and pleaded with them to let her go. The men laughed and told her they still had a few more things they...

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Thelma and her brother

Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...

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Thelma and me Summer of 65 part 1

Thelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...

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ETHELS DISCOMFORT 2

Ethel hung by her wrists while Harry and Rob left to get some rest. She nodded off from time to time but the fog of her mind cleared she realized that other than when they punched her she actually enjoyed the way they that fucked her so hard and so brutally. She enjoyed the helpless feeling as they ravaged her body. She believed that she could talk to the two men and they would release her without too much more abuse. She was wrong.As Harry and Rob drove back out to the warehouse they talked...

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Ethel

Ethel hated her name. She was born during the tenure of I Love Lucy. The beloved Ethel Mertz from the television show was the bane of the real life Ethel's existence. There were the jokes about her having to marry Fred. There was only one Fred in her high school class. He wasn't her type; not even if he was the last man on earth. Ethel was every bit the epitome of her name. At five feet even her looks, dress and vocabulary mimicked the character she despised. Although she fought to break the...

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Makeup Mistake

This can be posted to any free site. Pay sites are forbidden. Makeup Mistake By Charissa Michelle Copyright 2000 John sat at his mother's vanity for the hundredth time. At 10 he had dressed as a girl for Halloween. The love of the clothes and the look stuck with him. He ate and kept himself in shape, making sure he did not develop muscles and overly noticeable masculine traits. He had snuck into his parents room and played with his mothers makeup and clothing ever...

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OMG VIII The Makeup

Pansy Pumpscock felt wonderful wandering through the mall hand in hand with her sister Prissy. She was a good sissy because she was wearing an extremely tight, slutty prom dress that showed off her tight waist and sexy legs. Pansy was bathing in the afterglow of having just made Sheriff Bob cum by bouncing up and down on his wonderful cock until he pumped loads of cum inside her. Pansy was carrying his cum inside her right now, holding it in with the massive butt plug that constantly...

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Ethel 1921

Ethel's Pa was telling a story. "A man comes into the garage wanting a new horn for his Dodge. The old bulb was torn. Well, we have horns; but they don't fit his brackets..." "What did he want with a horn?" Ma asked. "Dodge cars don't need them. They have 'Dodge, Brothers' written clearly on the front." "Oh, Nellie," Pa said, but -- at least -- he dropped the story. Ethel couldn't decide which was worse, Ma's jokes or Pa's stories. Pa was fascinated by anything mechanical,...

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Katherines Style

Damn Katherine and her classy fashion sense... Once again my Mother-in-law had a new skirt suit which would work for brunch, mother-of-the-bride or some other fancy occasion, it was simply lovely. Tonight was one of those other occasions. The suit was perfect for the work awards dinner that my wife Veronica has dragged me too. Katherine, on the other hand, who was looking just so, was all too happy to attend. Katherine's suit is simply irresistible to me. The color, the style,...

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Gunther The Reindeer Handler Does Candy Claus

Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...

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Absinthe Seduction

from my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...

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