Smoking Joint Leads To Getting Laid 8211 Part 1
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It's been a long week. Two lawyers with wedding bands around their fingers tried to hit on me. One client looked down my blouse while his wife stood beside him. And to top it all off, my 45-year old boss casually hinted that his wife was going to be gone to some sort of symposium next weekend. Like I'm going to fool around with a 45-year old man! Dream on! It's been a long week and I am glad for it to be over. Lucky for me, I have something to look forward to for the weekend: A night on...
Kate Shade pulled her Lexus into the parking lot and sat in her car. She was late for work at the real estate agency. At times she needed the money from her part time job, and at times she didn't. It depended on how much she spent. Her father had been an executive at Anheuser Busch in the glory days and had left her and her sister quite a bit of money and stock, as well as a large house in Frontenac that she didn't live in, but instead rented out. Kate preferred to live in an...
“I have your lab test back and everything seems normal. But…” Doctor Williams said giving that look while sitting behind his desk. You know the look, it’s the one every doctor gives a patient when they want to get their point across. Arms folded on the table, eyeglasses slipped low on their nose, giving that look of parent to child, as scores of sheepskin diplomas proving their wisdom hang on the wall. I’ve always thought there must be some secret course in medical school, which teaches that...
Holy Smoke Chapter One: I Meet Ruth The clouds opened up and rain bucketed out of the sky as I ran for the first shop door I could find. I had come to Hayward because I had heard its town square was one of the most picturesque in northeast Ohio. It had been cloudy, but I bet myself I could get some good photos before the storm hit. I lost. My shirt was drenched, and my glasses were streaked with rain, as I turned the handle of the first door I reached. I pushed the door...
This is a true story. It may come across as strange or weird but it is how a lifelong attraction began for me. As a smoking fetishist all my life, I think back to when it all began, and when, how 'fetishes' manifest in a person, specifically my life. Further, I will detail one of those amazing situations where my fetish came full circle, so to speak. I vividly remember what I believe was one of my first memories which I believe was the imprinting where my fetish began. Late 60's, my mother and...
SRU: Second Hand Smoke by Debi Andrew Evan's hands were damp with perspiration as he drove the short distance from his home to Tony Fitzgerald's apartment. Jennifer Ryan, a colleague of his from the office, had consented to a date with Andrew, and he was understandably nervous. He was due at her place in about 45 minutes, and he wanted some last minute dating tips from his friend. Andrew was slightly built and considered to be too bookish by most of the people that knew him...
Deadly Smoke Lisa was 18. She was a bright young girl. However she was not pretty, or even very healthy. She had numerous medical ailments. Her eyes were bad and so she wore a thick pair of glasses. Her parents loved pig tails so that is what she wore. Her face seemed as cratered as the moon. She was allergic to practically everything. The greatest issue she had was her Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. The slightest thing would set it off and she would go into a coughing...
Let me begin with the customary background stuff and get that out of the way. My name is Dale Lewis, 48 years old and about as average as you can get. At 5’8 I am not tall and at 170 I am not really overweight. I have most of my hair which is now turning gray and I keep it cut “high and tight” as some would say. I run 3 miles a day and more on weekends. I can finish a half marathon well under 2 hours. I drink socially and don’t smoke and I have never cheated on my wife. I worked many years for...
I am Serena, a happily married woman. I must have been in my late 30s when I got a job in the office of a local printers. In the office was the wife of the owner and their 18 year old son Marc who was waiting to go to university. In the factory there were about 15 men. I had been married to Mark for about 15 years and always been faithful to himl. In those days I was a smoker and in the coffee breaks and lunch times I would take my coffee and go into a back yard and have a smoke. I had only...
If it hadn’t been for Hanson, I would have fallen onto the train tracks that Thursday morning. The crowd at platform three of the station had become impatient; services were delayed due to debris on the tracks after a storm the previous night. People shoved and jostled and glared at their phones and when someone pushed, the whole buzzing crowd pushed, moving as one angry wasps nest.I can’t give a sensible explanation for why I liked to stand on the very edge of the platform, looking down at my...
ReluctanceHe sat at the edge of the bed, naked and full of anticipation. She was topless, her full breasts swinging as she moved. She was beautiful, with short, dark hair done in a pixie cut. She bent down to take his penis in her hands, but he stopped her. "You know what I like", he said, pointing at the pack of cigarettes on the nightstand. The woman took a cigarette from the pack and put it in her mouth. Her mouth was painted in deep red lipstick, which stained the end of the cigarette as soon as it...
FetishNote: This is not your usual Lush story. It is an experimental play in a theater of the absurd style. There is no sex but it is an entertaining comment on marriage. I encourage you to indulge in something different. I think it will make you laugh and maybe cry.Scene: A formal living room. Mortimer is seated on a sofa in the center of the room when Myrtle enters and sits on the sofa next to him. She is wearing a blue floral dress and a pearl necklace, her gray hair is tied in a bun. Mortimer is...
Love StoriesOn the bus, a young woman sits, her blonde hair pressing against her face. Pleasantly she smiles as something appears to be crossing her mind. A faint tint of smoke beside her forms itself, A figure appears on the seat beside her. Shyly it stands, the smokey cloth wrapping itself around the figures body falls. The figure is the curvy shape of a woman, long blonde hair falls over the figures shoulders like the Venus de Milo. Smokey eyes of blue light, the skin on the figure is a slight pink...
It’s been said that confession is good for the soul. Well, Merlin, not being much on religion, had no inclination to seek out a priest, but he felt the need to assuage his guilty conscience about lusting after Leann. The only one he’d even consider confessing to was Smoke. For one thing, it would be safer than the bond of the confessional because nobody else could even see or speak to his own personal confessor. After several days of wrestling with his newly revived yen for his neighbor’s...
Thud…Thud…Thud…Thud…I opened my eyes and heard a continual pounding in my head. Lifting my head off the pillow I felt a slight pain in my eyes and forehead. Maybe a headache was causing the noise. But, the thumping was too loud and erratic to be coming from my head. A light, “uh…uh…uh…,” came right before each noise. I laid back down on my pillow and pulled Megan in closer to me. My one arm wrapped around her side as I cupped her breast in my other hand. She wiggled her ass and pushed it...
CheatingI was in my late twenties, and had a huge circle of friends, mostly male. Everyone was straight, many of the guys having girlfriends or wives. It was a social group too; lots of barbeques, parties and get-togethers; we'd basically use any excuse we could to be together. Sports were a big part of our group; everyone loved the 'Vikes'. I cared about most of the people in our group and I truly enjoyed our time together. I was one of the quieter members of the gang though I wasn't shy. I dated...
"The most I've ever come in a single night is four times," Dylan said, doubting his friend's claim."I'm telling you I made him come six times in a three-hour period in one night." Anton said again. "I'd get him over here to tell you, but he says he's a straight boy like you, so he wouldn't appreciate me outing him with open discussion of our night together.""So he was straight too?" Dylan laughed. "Now I'm really having a hard time believing you. Straight guys just can't get it up for gay guys,...
Within days of Merlin’s return to work, gossip was buzzing around the office about him and Steffany. She swore she’d said nothing and he certainly hadn’t been bragging to anyone, but there it was anyhow. The rumors apparently caused some of the other ladies in the office to begin looking at him with renewed interest while a few horny males cast envious and sometimes resentful glances his way. But had Merlin been the observer rather than the observed, he probably would have seen the source of...
Steffany Thomas, clever, perceptive woman that she was, knew she’d have to be the one in charge before Merlin even knocked on her door. It had always perplexed her that he could be so forceful and commanding in a business setting, yet practically paralyzed with shyness when it came to anything even vaguely sexual in the presence of a woman. And while she generally preferred her men to be decisive and confident, she found his reticence to be somehow appealing. She knew getting him into the...
Merlin was so distracted for the rest of the morning that he couldn’t get any work done at the office. In fact, he didn’t even remember driving to the office. Before lunch, he told his secretary that he wasn’t feeling well and thought he’d take the rest of the day off, maybe the next day as well, and to cancel all his appointments. She agreed that he didn’t seem to be quite himself. Twice on the way home, people behind him blasted their horns because he was just sitting there in a fog when...
Naira stepped out of the bright, offensively sterile office building and into the cold, muddled gray afternoon. Nothing had been adding up quite right in the office today, or at least not in the way her bosses wanted it to add up, and minute after minute it had felt like the building itself was trying to smother her. She had needed to get OUT, and the cool post drizzle world seemed the perfect balance to her dry, overheated life. She inhaled deeply, loving the scent of wet dirt as it...
When Father Mortimer checked into the hotel it was eight in the evening.The room was a basic no frills double with a small bathroom. He would never stay in such a hotel if he was attending one of his ecclesiastical conferences but for what he had planned it was just perfect.He got down on his knees and bent his balding aged head over a black gilt leaf Bible he had respectfully placed on the edge of the bed.“Blessed Lord Jesus forgive me for my sins,” he muttered and crossed himself three...
SpankingThis is my best mates first time with another guy.His name is David. He is 23 living in Dublin and he was talking to me and all and asked me what was it like for me to say I was gay. So I told him it was hard but when I said If you dont like me for been gay you dont have to be my friend you dont have too. I asked him why he is adked ? and he said I want to know if Im gay or bi. He was down with his best mate having a few drink and his best mate is gay. So a few words and my mate David ask his...
Copyright @ calibeachgirl All rights reserved, 2011 * Chapter 1: Victim of Circumstances It is not possible to step twice into the same river according to Heraclitus, or to come into contact twice with a mortal being in the same state… Plutarch The Korean War caught everyone by surprise. Well, not everyone. The North Koreans and the Chinese and the Russians were well prepared for the events that followed. By the time the 1952 elections were competing with the war for the American nation,...
She was sitting in one of the two deep, mahogany coloured leather chairs positioned by the fire in the Hunt Club, a long white cigarette dangling carelessly from her slim, manicured fingers, when I first saw her. When I first fell in lust with her, rather. Her red slingback stiletto heels dangled from her stockinged feet, and her red silk sheath dress had slipped up just enough to reveal a hint of the lace tops of those stockings. She appeared to be waiting on someone, but had the look of...
Straight SexMerlin didn’t summon Smoke for several days as his brain, generally adroit at following scientific concepts, tried to fathom the implications of this astounding revelation ... event ... happening ... thing! His poor stressed psyche was bouncing from pillar to post trying to absorb all that he’d learned so far, and he was so distracted at work that his boss finally called him into the office to ask why. “Something on your mind, Merlin? You don’t seem to be your usual astute and focused self...
LIFE OUT OF JOINT by Crazy Baron Chapter 5/7 -- The Life and Times of Miss Cindy Caldwell Synopsis: With a possible rescue on the horizon, Mike does his best to adapt and, while he is at it, even tries to have a little fun. But he has no time to get comfortable; whatever or whoever is responsible for his adventure sees to it that he stays on his toes, and reality itself is becoming an increasingly slippery concept for poor Mr. Caldwell. Is he still himself, living his usual life...
On a normal day on the train i was on my way home from work tired and horny i catch a young lady looking at me from the other side of the carage i smile at her and think no more about it and look back out the window. She was very cute long black hair nose ring stud red lip stick and very powerful eye liner on i looked her up and down and she had very nice tits and even though she was sat i could tell she had a cute ass dressed in tite black jeans and a strappy top with a skull and crossbones...
During their second year at RAF Halton an Apprentice Entry would spend a two week 'Summer Camp' under canvas at RAF Woodvale, which is located near the sesside resort of Southport in the county of Lancashire. RAF Woodvale holds the claim to fame of being the last airfield to fly operational sorties of Spitfires, although these sorties were out over the Irish Sea collecting humidity and temperature readings for meteorological forecasts rather than in a combat role. Nevertheless, the sounds of...
gay first time – blow job – tied up – gay husband – bisexual male – bicurious male ‘They’re doing cookery classes down at the local college. I think I might give them a go,’ Trish said, looking up from reading the Evening Gazette, our local paper. ‘The last thing you need is cookery classes,’ I replied with some feeling. Trish is the best cook I’ve ever met, that’s one of the many reasons I married her. ‘I don’t need to learn how to boil an egg but they’re offering an advanced course on...
gay first time – blow job – tied up – gay husband – bisexual male – bicurious male"They're doing cookery classes down at the local college. I think I might give them a go," Trish said, looking up from reading the Evening Gazette, our local paper."The last thing you need is cookery classes," I replied with some feeling. Trish is the best cook I've ever met; that's one of the many reasons I married her."I don't need to learn how to boil an egg but they're offering an advanced course on...
Are you gay?For the record, I’m not. If I was, I’m not sure that I would admit it, but I like to think I would.Who knows?The point is, I’m not, but I get accused of being gay all the time.Most of it is either just jealousy from weak-minded guys, or wishful thinking from gay dudes, but it does come up.The funniest example so far is this email I got the other day.What’s really funny to me is when guys say that they KNOW I’m gay.Now, I’ve met some gay dudes that were in the closet, and I actually...
“Hey Jay, long time no see. You want the usual?”“Hey Seamus, good to see you again. How about we do an eighteen year old this time.”The lady at the next table looked over at me with a questioning look as Seamus walked back to the bar to get my whiskey.Grabbing a table on the railing of the upper patio deck, I was rewarded of one of my favorite views. The snow-capped mountains swathed in fluffy white clouds and a blue sky. I can sit for hours and just relax, enjoy, and sip my drink as the day...
Cheating(Back to reality)Out at the edge of the Shepherd property, in a large field, Nate's truck sat silently rocking ever so slightly. Nate had been wanting to bring Tori out here and do this for a while. He had a large blanket in the bed of his truck where they could just lay together and watch the stars. The smog of LA made it difficult at times to really get a good view, but tonight, the conditions were truly perfect.Nate had his strong arms wrapped around the warm and soft Latina, smelling her...
I live about forty miles from the East Coast prep school my sixteen-year-old nephew attends, and the school’s winter break coincided with our family reunion. I was happy to offer him a ride, thus saving him a long bus journey.My nephew Chad is a handsome, cheery lad. He has blond hair which he keeps cut short, a slender build and stands about five-eight. He has a girlfriend who is the same age and very pretty. When we are together, he’s always asking advice about how to get in her panties, and...
IncestIt was late afternoon when Jake saw the smoke. On the plain, he couldn't get high enough to see the source of it. From the distance and duration, he thought it was too large to be a campfire. It was probably trouble. Jake considered ignoring it, but he was getting bored, and almost immediately turned his tired horse toward the source of the smoke. Normally, he didn't look for trouble, but there could be somebody needing help. Here, the land was vast, and the people were few. One helped...
The threesome trial quickly became a permanent arrangement. Steffany and Leann were as much in love with each other as they were with Merlin, and he was crazy for both of them. Their unions pretty much covered any and all conceivable permutations of two woman/one man lovemaking. Steffany kept hinting that another man might make it even more interesting, but Merlin felt it would take some time for him to work up to that. He didn’t discount the possibility all together, but he was still...
I was desperate and horny, and with my best friend Todd deciding to take the "straight road," I didn't see much hope of getting laid in the near future. Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not dancing far outside of the closet myself. I haven't gotten around to having one of those wrenching "Hi mom, I'm gay" moments yet, and I'm not sure I will, but I am gay.Todd's gay too if he'd just lighten up about it, but he's always been more conservative, with his short dark hair and his fast track career. He...
For many years, the thought had crossed my mind about being gay. I had thought about it whilst playing with myself but could never get the courage up to try it. That added to the fact that I just didn’t find most men attractive. Very occasionally I would see a guy and think, maybe?I had dressed up in lingerie for a long time and had only once put some makeup on. The fear of being caught was just too much. I had also tried swallowing, but I hadn’t liked it and thought that I never would. For...
Gay MaleI've read a lot of stories about a straight man turned gay. In most of them, it's obvious that the 'straight' guy was always gay in the first place. But that's not my story. Mine is about the fact that I was convinced I was straight. 100% straight. Until my friend intentionally turned me into a cocksucking faggot. Over the course of a few years. And he admitted to purposely orchestrating every step of this story.It all started when I was 25 years old. I was enjoying my youth. I fucked a lot of...
The shame, the paranoia, the guilt, I'd experienced it all in high school. I'd watch the other guys in the shower out of the corner of my eye, terrified I'd get an erection and be betrayed. After that you'd think I'd grow up and come out of the closet, but I pretended to myself as much as anyone else that I wasn't gay. I dated, I had sex, I got my first apartment, and still I looked at other guys out of the corner of my eye.My friend Hunter wasn't gay. Slim, tall and attractive, women d****d...
You're not fooling anyone: Right now you're pretending to be a straight "man" but you're not fooling anyone... all you're doing is pretending and most people you know arent mean enough to call you out on your gay-ness... If you come out of the closet you have a greater chance of looking like less of an idiot because at least people wont have to pretend not to know your a fudge packed, bent over cock lover! Right now you're just looking weak and stupid and again, everyone already knows anyway -...
this is a story i've loved for a long time, from Vicki Tern, about a cheating husband, and how the wife has him find that he isn't really a womanizer after all, but a deep seated desire to prefer being a bottom for more manly men....i would wish that my wife would do this for me....and let me be open about my desire to be with men too... I suppose it was wicked of me, what I did to him. But he did so deserve it, and it was such fun setting him up, and I was sofurious that I didn't care about...
"Cum in my mouth. Yeah, shoot your load in my mouth. Let me swallow your cum" I repeated to myself as I jerked my cock rhythmically. The movie on the screen showed a guy sucking cock and swallowing cum. I had edged my 6" cock multiple times and was sitting at my computer table muttering to myself in bliss when I looked up. Jake, a guy from my office, was standing in the doorway of my bedroom with his phone held in front of him."You really like that gay blowjob shit, huh." Jake asked, nodding at...
I went to an adult bookstore to get a couple of movies for my buddy's stag party. I had never been to any before, but I had seen this one it from the road several times while driving by. I glanced at the big black muscled dude at the counter, he asked me to show my ID, you're 18? You look more like 16, he said and waved me in. I and started to check out the rows of adult rentals. I must have blushed a little when the first set I saw was all homo stuff. And all of them big black guys doing sexy...
I was determined. This weekend it would happen. I would loose my gay virginity and complete manhood. The hard way. Tonight would change everything.Until now I've never had sex with a man and I didn't consider myself as homosexual either. But I was always fascinated to anal sex. The thought of "Why would someone let herself/himself get fucked in the ass, when there's no actual pleasure of possibility to orgasm in it?" Also the thought of giving up your body for someone else's pleasure was...
I went over to his house dying to play. I was horny as hell and couldn't wait to start moving and filling myself, releasing myself. My man loves to smoke and I love when he smokes in bed after sex. It makes me feel so sexy and so relaxed against him. I rang his buzzer and he, as he often did, opened the door fully nude, swaying his hips gently to animate his beautiful penis. First penis I ever really liked. I walked through the doorway and let him push me up against the wall. He pushed me first...
SpankingMy first gay encounter was a shocking scary experience that turned extremely erotic and sensual . Let me begin the story...When I'm horny I love to masterbate rather than seek a hooker or sex partner. Unfortunately it is the only way I'm sure to get off right. Don't ask me why but it's been that way for sometime now. I'm forty eight ,live alone and consider myself straight (don't know about now ) however I am fascinated with gay anal sex, particularly transexual. I have a lengthy collection of...
I certainly didn't feel any different, I just did what gay guys do, suck cock. Of a random guy they solicited off Craigslist, chiding myself for the thought. But it was one of many stereotypes that I found I wanted to fulfill. These thoughts mixed with memories of all the nuances of that first encounter: the surprising fullness of his cock in my mouth, or how hard he felt when I had my hand wrapped around him, or where my tongue was when his cum started shooting out. I had been good enough to...
Little did I know or suspect when arriving in LA for the very first time ever a year ago last May, that within a few short weeks I would be changed from a totally straight skirt chaser into a cock craving faggot with a brand new developed appetite for what most people consider totally bizarre!It all started late one Wednesday afternoon just a few hours after checking into some temporary run down hotel just off the Hollywood strip! Yes my Consultant job transfer from Boston to Tincel town had...
When I was young I used to hitchhike as I had no other mode of transportation. I came from a very poor background and hitching gave me the means to get to jobs and other places I needed to go. I was grateful for the lifts and always thanked my benefactors. When I grew older and had the means to buy a car, I made it a practice to pick up hitchhikers as a way of paying back for all the rides I received in my youth. One day I picked up a young hitcher on my way home. “Where are you heading,” I...
Gay MaleSmoke rings. She could blow them perfectly now. Six days spent practicing and she finally had it down pat. Ensconced in her stuffy apartment for nearly a week and this is all she’d accomplished? No. She’d slept a lot too. Irregularly for hours at a time, day and night, causing her to lose track of time. Mostly she slumbered on the overstuffed corduroy couch, but four days ago, before the liquor had run out, she’d awoke from a drunken stupor to find herself on the floor of her huge walk-in...
Rachel sighed, stretching out her arms to full length, reveling in the feel of the warm sun on her skin. She sat deep in thought along the shoreline of Lake O’ the Pines, near her grandparent’s house in East Texas. Her thoughts wandered. She was so fortunate to still have her grandparents, she thought. Already twenty four, sometimes Rachel still liked to come visit them as she had as a child. A getaway to write and to think was just what the doctor ordered. It was mid May and Rachel had met...
SeductionZinna woke to a male body pressed behind her and smiled to herself. She shifted slightly and an arm wrapped around her waist, pulling her solid against him. "I have to go," she said. He released her and watched as she slowly walked into the bathroom. Malachi watched her hips sway, hair moving softly on her silky skin. He grew hard. Again. Damn, his urges were getting the better of him. He didn't have much time but he wanted to hold her, kiss her, fuck her senseless. But he didn't have time. The...
SupernaturalLike Smoke in the Wind By Cheryl Lynn Trying something a bit different with this story delving more into the heroine's mental state. All standard disclaimers apply and may be downloaded for personal use only. Any other use strictly forbidden unless author's approval obtained. Comments and suggestions for the plot are welcome at [email protected]. "Like Smoke in the Wind" by A.A. Davis. I sat back from my computer and contemplated for a moment. "Yes, an apt title for my...
Ashley smoked her first cigarette at age 13 and Kaylie quickly picked up her friend's habit as well. They were nearly identical both physically and psychologically. Many people seeing them together often mistook them for sisters and sometimes twins. Both had better than average physical builds, blonde, similar aptitudes in school, the same tastes in music, boys, girls, clothes and about everything else. Kaylie's dad was the Director of Chemical Sciences in one of best biotech research...
His eyes were wide with terror and now a new feeling was coming over him... a feeling of excitement. The man was now pulling the full length out of him. Moments ago, he had been stuffed and stretched and filled with so much cock he thought his insides would burst. But they didn't, and as the man held his massive cock in place, Jamie could feel his ass stretch to accommodate the intruder. Pain slowly turned to an odd pleasure.He yelped uncontrollably when the man made the first painful thrust....
Matt, whose anal cherry I had just taken, said, "I can't believe we just did that. I thought I was straight.""I knew you weren't," I replied, as I returned from the washroom. The irony was crazy as he was a really loud-mouthed, in your face linebacker on the field, but now in my arms he was a tame, insecure man wanting to be cuddled and loved."What do you mean?" He asked, looking offended."I just knew," I shrugged."How?" He questioned, clearly worried others would know he was a cocksucker."How...