HAIKU's #1 (in C, D, E, F, G, H (NL), I & free porn video

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A collection of HAIKU's, first in five languages: Dutch, English, French, German and Polish
I start with three in English after observation of voyeur video of a brunette beauty bating
After every haiku in another tongue I will try to give a variation of it in English as well
I will first explain how it all started to happen here for me - quite unexpectedly in fact!

In most HAIKU's I try to play with the sound of it in four different tongues from my mother's
At last moment of my edit I decided to try Catalan and Italian, I lack any dictionaries in one
A HAIKU has a simple formula of three lines with 5-7-5 syllabes (in pronounciation, not spelling)
It is a Japanese tradition emerging for several centuries - a bit 'Zen' in its hidden meanings
At first glance it is an observation about the course of nature, often quite enigmaticly worded

Six sex HAIKU's as observations of a voyeur video of a beautiful brunette bating

One day someone replied to my comment at a masturbation voyeur video of a brunette beauty
That it sounded like a HAIKU to him - in fact it was not, but indeed a fresh verse of me
I liked the idea though so I challenged myself to try to write few of them to that video

This story starts with cuts and pastes from the comments at that video and a link to it
I will see where these first tries will lead me - depends on any reactions of my readers
My comment was the first one to a fresh upload of friend Julie, whose taste I like a lot:
http://xhamster.com/movies/3034990/window_voyeur_girl_with_piercings_fucks_vibrator.html

Brunette beauty bates
In sexy secretly shot
Private explosion

Thank you for your share
Jolly juicy Julie there
I vote ***** POET PETE

Some guy puncikefe replies:
It's a funny haiku :D
I answer his comment:

It is a funny foxy idea indeed
I will try to write some haikus
I know the old rules for them
I need verses of syllabes 5-7-5

I need to make an observation
I know it is best about nature
I vote five stars for the idea:
* * * * * - porn Poet PETER

HAIKU #1:
Cute chick's clam, clicks clit
Sexy Spring shoots through my thighs
Orgasms where are thou?

HAIKU #2:
Window open view
She knew I was watching her
She did it for me!

HAIKU #3:
Busy beauty bates
How hot and wet she can get?
Heaven only knows

At #1 I inform my readers about me some bit in an enigmatic erotic observation of facts of life:
I am an elder genteman hippie - still sporting his long hair tied on top like a slim sumo
At my age I miss my straight shot of sperm from my yonder years with my Stella Maris
I refer to the two sexy series with her - last installment of last not far down my list of stories
At #5a it is almost finished - with #5b, any numbers of #6 & #7 to be written it nears its finish
I mention the title of #5a here for Your convenience: Stella and Marina: SM in Spain #5a!

HAIKU #2 is easy to understand: I imagine she is my girl, she knows I am warmly wanton watching her
I love to see my love make love to prettiest parts of her hot slender sensual beautiful body
I long to secretly see a lovely looking lass in bare ass and cute cunny caught in sexy solo sex
I saw several fully nude unnoticed for a few minutes, see my story about my nice niece Nunia

I give you the title Confessions #5: Nice niece Nunia -1 - I overheard her come at s1xteen!
I gave her an erotic massage to relieve pain watched by blond beauty from her freshmen year in Law
I will tell that #2 soon in a seperate installment about my live-in nice niece for five yummy years

HAIKU #3 sees me as I try to get good look of her private parts, alas she's too far from me
I am short sighted - luckily only physically by my eyes from very young age, my basic-school years
I need binoculars if I want to see if she gets wet, but I might hear her moan full passion
I sometimes wish I'm God: able to see through walls and clothes any pretty pussy from close!

Nonsense HAIKU's about a shark and a cow in Dutch and English

Next I tried puns in Dutch on the sound of 'haiku'
which is for Dutch ears two big be4sts 'haai' and 'koe'
A strange combination: I have a shark and a cow together

HAAIKOE #1 (NL)
Haai vangt een koe - hoe?
Glimlacht als blaadje sla
Koe kijkt - hap strot - dood

HAAIKOE #2 (NL)
Koe vangt een haai - hoe?
Roept hard boe - haai schrikt zich rot
Koe hapt toe - haai dood

Same ones in English
I fear my translation
is not very accurate ;)

HIGH COO #1 (E)
Shark catches a cow - how?
Smiles wide like some fresh lettuce
Cow comes - shark bites - dead!

HIGH COO #2 (E)
Cow catches shark - how?
Big bad boo - shark scares to death
Cow prefers grass though

Grass is an interesting slang expression for pot, weet or Mary Jane
Garden facing the South with lots of sun and hardly any freezing like for my eight dods
Great to live in old Amsterdam, still tolerant to minor sins like growing your own d0pe
Grass roots and more come back further down this strange story of me on all that 'stuff'

First try in German geile Sprache again about the bating brunette beauty
Erstes Versuch auf Deutsch über eine sich wichsenden Wunderweib mit braun Haare

HAIKU #1 (D)
Geiles Ereignis
Sie macht es sich richtig heiss
Mann kann sie kommen!

In English someting similar:

HAIKU #1 (E)
Horny happening
She is really getting hot
Boy how hard she comes!

In alphabetical order alternatives:

Was wollstes wissen vom Weiblein? (A)
Wat wil Ge nog weten van haar? (B)
Quien? Quimono Querida, quieres? (C)
Was soll ich noch über sie sagen? (D)
What should I tell more about her? (E)
Quoi à dire en plus d'elle? (F)
Andramoi ennepe mousam ... (G)
Ik vertel van een vrouw ...(H)
Ricorda della Signora ... (I)
Hai! Ai Kawaii desu (J)
Baduk beauty, Go go Go! (K)
Veni vidi vici (L)
Dè mèdje is nit breit mao laangk (M)
Bokmol: Bok hot bok brunet (N)
O-o Ich komme, I come, Je viens (O)
Czym chces kochanio mojo, mna? (P)
Veni vidi fut ci!? (Q)
Zoek je mot of mot je zoek? (R)
Svenska flicka, brunet kat (S)
Bir iki uc Stanbul minareti (T)
Olo mojo pinkno kachano! (U)
Ora et Labora, Urbi et Orbi (V)
Llanfarllulloniansomethinggr8gal (W)
X-ray specs: C through women's clothes!(X)
Doddi Daddisdottir Inga Iglosson(Y)
De kins mich get! - 'Moelke' :*(Z)

I am pretty sure no reader will win first Prize
for translating all correctly, stating tongues!

HAIKU's for Go Players

Go is an ancient Asian board game, boring for most ordinary intellectuals
The best of all, according to those who know both Chess, Checkers and Go!

Go originates from China but all in the West were taught by Japanese
for whom it is a traditional national art like calligraphy or poetry
The Shogunate had a Ministry of Go until mid 19th Century!
Hence in the West we use the Japanese words in Go, like for a
Master level player ('black belt' in martial arts) for students

HIGH KYU #1
High kyu meets Master
First even game between them
Black loses of course

Background historical and cultural information as an explanation:
Black begins in the game of Go, not white as in Chess or Checkers
The board is completely empty, again the exact opposite situation

Against a Master player, a kyu needs to take his handicap to stand any chance of winning
You can compare the strategic situation to a round of golf against any professional player
A strong amateur with handicap 18 needs at a 18-holes golf course one stroke more per hole
At Go the maximum handicap in a game is 9 stones, so it is if White passes first nine moves

It is an honour and large achievement for an amateur to reach the level for a game on even!
Of course one can not ask a Sensei for a game on even, one has to earn that privilege
One needs to win first four games more than the Master in games taking two handicap stones
In all, one only needs 36 wins without any losses to step through the rankings to get there

Imagine an ideal young talent like in the popular Manga "Hikaru no Go" series
In the beginning of this century written to attract again young players to the Go game
Hikaru is a reincarnation of the most famous Master of all times - the Invincable
He is inspired by the Go-Gods in his games trying to become Sho-dan professional

Even he is only human, a crucial final game by point only to miss his promotion, he loses
He hates his arch-rival and needs to learn you can't win of an opponent you don't respect
Your mind and heart should be free - full of joy for the occasion in every little aspect!

You need stamina and tenacity to be able to overcome such severe set-backs to your career
Grit your teeth, study harder, try again to win the competiton for the one spot next year
Go is all about life and death at the board - a lot like life, as sometimes you just lose

HIGH KYU #2
High kyu asks for advise
Master which side should I block?
No block - play elsewhere!

Based on an anecdote about a fragile old sensei of the highest grade - nine dan:
He visited Amsterdam in the early 70-ies long-haired pot-smoking hippie amateur dans players
Games writer Léon Vié used a geographical metaphore to explain the answer of the Master:

The hippies argued whether black should next play in Spaarndam or in Schellingwoude
Two old villages near Amsterdam - His Master's Voice: Tjietjerkstradeel village in Frysia
The meaning of it is: Look at the whole board situation - not only a small local quarrel!

HIGH KYU #3
High kyu thinks he's best
All my groups are safe - I'll win!
Master makes more points

Simply stated: in Go the one with more surviving stones at the board than the opponent wins
If black does not lose any one stone (s)he will win by one point as the total number is odd
Go goes by stones at intersections of a 19x19 grid, a stone with for adjacent enemies is dead

HAJ KU #1 - Probe in Polish - Sprobuje po Polsku (I try in Polish)

HAJ KU (PL)
Haj, ku towarzysz?
Ku cudownostwie pójde
Mój Boze, przegram?

Also about a game of Go (E):
Hi, where are you going comrade?
Towards wonderfulness I go
My God, do I lose?

HAIKU en Francais

HAJ COUP (F)
Hachicien kyu jou
Hache coupe les pierres blancs partout
Haj coup de foudre

Word by word in English (E):
Hash smoking kyu plays
Axe cut the white stones everywhere
Hi(gh) lightning strikes

Haj is colloquial French from English (which is basicly French, wrongly pronounced ;)
Haj means the informal greeting Hi! and as well something for smokers of pot: High!

Catalan HAIKU - I hardly understand half of easy Spanish, so fresh territory to me

HAI KYU (C)

Hai kyu, Negro soi?
Los Gaviotes de Hielo?
Forsa di Canut!

The middle line: title of a tome poetry in by my friend Luis Miguel Sanz-Irles
It means literally Mews of Ice it is his metaphore for his feelings, Winter in Amsterdam
He had fled his home twn of Valencia in one night as a young Marxist-Leninist communist

His father got a tip that his son would be arrested next morning by Franco's Secret Police
He took some clothes and his guitar, fled across the border in the mountains that morning
He lived many years at the same large student apartment in old A'dam with me, he knew town
He played in restaurants for his living in his tradional student uniform - next we had fun

He was a real womaniser and a Don Juan or Casanova, easy - fluent in seven languages!
He even got me into two three-somes, one with a hottie from Holland from our floor
He presented a fine Flemish sweet shy slender young yummy blonde beauty to me as a present
Her name is her presage Nomen est Omen - Lieve (H) is both Love and Beloved in E ;)

More or less something similar in English (E):

Hello kyu-player, are you Black?
Loathing of (White) Ice?
Let's drink to that!

The first line is both black for playing Black as feeling sad after losing to ice-cold White
The middle expresses his feelings losing hot headedly to White who did keep his cool all time
The last line could mean many things, as in any proper HAIKU of any dan level
The most literal translation is Strength to your Canals implying Olé do Pez (ES)

The main connotation is erotic and empathic as a Cheers it's We wish you a hard big prick
The hidden meaning for a Go player with some sense of irony is firstly Fuck Ice-cold White
The second one something like Forget White & Go, let's drink one and go out for fu(n/ck :P

Italian HAIKU - I grab my two small dictionaries H-I and I-H for help in spelling

HAI KYU (I)

Haj kyu, com'estai?
Bianco non amore?
Vita é duro!

Word by word in English (E):

Hello kyu-player, how are you?
White no love? (Is Black tough on you?)
Life is hard!

Lengthy Lecture about Go in Our Age - since the invention of the komi compensation
to balance back chances to win for White to almost equal in even games and avoid any draws
please feel free to skip it if you are not really interested or my verses make you nervous!

Often in even games it is very hard for White to 'get into the game' and get any chance of winning
Compare it to chess where White has the initiative in the opening moves - Black has hard work in
the middle game to reach an even position and chances for draw - a draw at the board is rare in Go

In Go white can play perfect moves all the time but Black can keep the lead by equally good moves
In modern Go, only in most amateur tournaments in Germany draws are less rare than anywhere else
In Asia they prefer knock-out tournaments and the Japanese invented komi just to do that

In professional games they observed that Black's advantage was too large often, Black's won 55%!
In their opinion 4.5 points extra for White would balance the scores to equal chances for both
It helped them from the 30-ies to the 60-ies, still White won more games than black on average

They tries 5.5 in in 70-ies & 80-ies. 6.5 in the 90-ies and now use 7.5 mostly like in China
That still didn't fully help in the long run Black wins still stable at slightly over 51%! ;)
There is a telling anecdote to illustrate that: the Ing-Cup is the 'Olympic Gold' in Go

That Ing Chang-ki 'Chess Ing was a billionaire from Taiwan with his own ideas of Goe
The stubborn spelling is illustrative for his character, he introduced 7.5 komi in his tourney
Those days most top players preferred to play White - for an 'easy win' by one or two points
The real attacking players with imagination still were sure Black is still best - and right so!

I mention my hero Honinbo takemiya Masaki famous for his 'cosmic' style and imagination
I also remember 'Juju' Jiang who fled to the USA after the Tien An Min 'Incident'
I conclude my long lecture about the game of Go, its long interesting history of 30-40 centuries

I warmly welcome Your try in any language You like, please feel free to a comment and 'thumb up'
I will try to do two in 'dead tongues' G(LTN)and (AGR)
I have double dictionaries to Dutch for both, not for sexy no need, I'll invent!

I will also try to write a HAIKU in , I have my double dictionary E-SK & SK-E
I will even try to do one in , not sure about transcriptions from my F-RUS & RUS-F
I will even try one in with my mini dictionaries (16 pages A6) D-CSB & PL-CSB!

Thank you for reading my foolish verses and lengthy explanations till the very end - Poet PETER

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VAMPIRESS This is another fantasy I have had for years. Apart from wanting to be a Shemale, how about wanting to be a Shemale Vampire or even a Female vampire? This is my version of how I would like to be changed. As usual I am out wandering the country side, its summer and its quite warm, no street lights and no cars. I am a TV out for a walk dressed like a hooker, which is my favourite outfit. I am not on hormones and don't have breast implants but its something I really want. I am...

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Vamp

The body wasn’t there when I got to the warehouse. That was the first sign that she was back. I stood looking at the blood stained floor with my arms folded whilst the foreman tried to make excuses, my mind filled with thoughts of her. “It was the shift changeover and you know what Gerund’s like, a slow change is worse than a time thief.” He tried a smile which I didn’t return. “Anyway, I was only gone for a minute and when I came back it was gone.” I pulled out my tape and hit play. The...

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Meine Kollegin Sarah die billige Schlampe

Zugegeben, in deutschen Verwaltungen arbeiten nicht gerade die hübschesten Frauen, aber es gibt sie eben doch - die Ausnahmen. Eine solche Ausnahme arbeitet bei mir in der Stadtverwaltung mit 200 Mitarbeitern. Sarah. Als ich vor 8 Jahren als Beamter zur Stadt kam, arbeitet Sarah bereits dort. Sie war gerade mit Ihrer Ausbildung fertig geworden und war 1 Jahr jünger als ich. Sie arbeitete in einer anderen Dienststelle und ich kannte sie nur vom flüchtig gesehen haben. Aber sie war mir...

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Sophie and Gramps

Anon y mouse Despite the age difference I was very close with Sophie my granddaughter, I had no idea she was sexual until I was troweling a sex dating site. The age given was 18 and she said she enjoyed older men, I messaged several similar females and got varied responses. I did communicate with several, but none would send a photo or come on a webcam, when I suggested meeting there was always an excuse. I was getting highly frustrated and gave up with the whole thing. Out of the blue...

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Bad Girl AmberChapter 8 Terrible Tiff Torments the Tramps

After lunch we stoll to our cars (no bags or anything tedious like that – all our shopping gets delivered) and drive back to our respective apartments. We have matching sports cars – VERY expensive ones – with personalised plates, mine says "AMBER HOT" and hers says "TIFF XXX". We look sooo cool and gorgeous as we're driving along in them. Sometimes we take a short detour, drive to this really rundown place where there's always a load of yucky homeless guys slouching around. When we...

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Sex on a Trampoline

Somersby had always regarded gymnastics as strictly a female activity, until his old friend Alex Rieger told him he had been a member of a gymnastics club for some time. The 19 year old listened intently to his friend as he put forward a convincing argument for him to sign up with the same organization.“Ninety percent of the members of my club are girls,” he smiled, “Beautiful girls with figures to die for. If you want to keep agile and fit it’s a great alternative to a sweaty gym.”Alex showed...

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Honeys After the HoneymoonChapter 10 We are the Champions

As soon as they got home, Joyce and Douglas, and Molly Anne and Kris, headed for one of the large bedrooms. As the others rushed for the bed, shedding clothes, Molly Anne stopped at the room’s computer and set up a quick playlist, beginning with: I’ve paid my dues Time after time I’ve done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I’ve made a few I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face But I’ve come through We are the champions, my friends And we’ll keep on...

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The United Kingdom of Zoo A fake BBC documentary seriesS12 E16 Tamara Cooper 32 from Southampton

We start this week’s show with an establishing shot of St Mary’s Stadium, home of Southampton Football Club ... Then spinning around to look over the River Solent, zooming in on a large, gray-green structure with little round windows ... Then we cut to that building – on a dusty industrial estate - with the river and St Mary’s Stadium in the background. A sign on the front of the building reads “MAIN AGGREGATES”. Our host steps into frame from the side, immediately making the scene better to...

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Gramps

I’m a dirty old man; I freely admit it here, though you’d have to put my life outside this new-fangled tablet or my phone under a microscope to spot it in what I now consider the real world. I’m 57, in pretty good shape for an old guy, still mostly dark hair covering my head, tall too, just reaching up the tape to 6’ 1” and although not as horny as I once was, I still admire any female I run across, though never played away from home. My wife used to keep this in check for me, but since the...

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There and BackChapter 116 Three Campfires

The Joining that night went about as well as expected. While three mages and three templars had survived until the potion was ready, most of them were ravaged by the taint, barely able to stay upright, skin blackening, hair falling out, fever running rampant through their ruined bodies. Alim and Rolan were the exceptions; the mage looked pale, but otherwise well, and Rolan had black veins visible only under the skin of his hands and arms. Unsurprisingly, they were the only two who survived,...

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Champions

We won. I kicked the last goal, after taking a screamer in the pocket. The hush around the ground was frightening as I lined up and ran in. With my heart in my mouth I kicked as the final siren sounded. From four points down we won by two points. There was pandemonium, the grand stands erupted and I was so relieved. I bent, hands on my knees, to gather breath. My team mates were first as they slapped my back, lifted me to their shoulders and shouted their jubilation. The coaching staff and...

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Tramps

I had gone straight to my sister’s house rather than go home as she was going to supply any clothing I needed that Friday evening. I was already ‘hot to trot’ as until I arrived I had been wearing a chastity device since Monday morning per her instructions. This whole thing had started with a dare etc as usual, but it was also added to something I wanted to try, it had started as a fantasy of mine, and that was to be dominated by my younger sister. We went to this house which was a squat, used...

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The Hunting Championship

The Hunting Championship By RotnebOnly the first chapter is real, the rest of the story is fantasy. Cap. 1The three nude young girls have fun and swim in the crystal water of the beautiful forest pond at that early hot autumn day. They known the pond from earlier and had to swim nude in the pond more times in the late, as they hasn’t meet many people in this part of the forest. A shot break their fun.- What’s that? – Sheila looked scared around.- A shot not far away, I suppose, - Kathryn...

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The Campground

Fifteen year old Stephanie Cramer was excited about her trip to her Aunt Joan's house and was really looking forward to visiting with her cousin Stephanie. Her Uncle Ray and Aunt Joan ran a campground deep in the forest and had acres of secluded land. She liked to go out walking with her cousin Melissa in the back woods. Her Uncle Ray was out of town doing long haul trucking during the off season so he wasn't going to be there. It would just be the girls, the few neighbors that lived...

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Service SocietyChapter 23 Campground

Dexter sat in the lawn chair listening to the birds chirping in the tree. He was taking a few minutes to relax after the long drive to the national park, and the effort to set up the camper. There was still a lot to do before it got dark. If Will or Sarah had any experience camping, he would have tasked them to do some of it. At least sunset was several hours away. Will and Sarah were seated next to him bored out of their minds. Neither had any clue concerning what to expect when camping. It...

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Creampies

Reddit Creampies, aka r/Creampies! If you've never used Reddit before, you might be interested in this site since it is one of the perfect ways of sharing and viewing free porn. Reddit is basically a giant online forum with the ability to create new topics and share information and photos with likeminded people. There are tons of boards on various topics and you can find people to connect or debate with on pretty much anything you can think of under the sun. This is a primo place to look for...

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Handsome I and Ugly ThemChapter 5 Mary Campbell

I followed Miss Campbell to the school parking lot. She got in a car, and when she was about to leave, I arrived in time to stop her. She looked desperate, pale, and with tears in her eyes. I didn’t know what she was going to do after leaving school, what if something happened to her? Driving in that state, she may have an accident, and although I still don’t understand what’s going on, I’m afraid she’ll end up killing herself. “Miss Campbell, please stay here.” “Get out of the way,...

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Swamp

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Die Schlampe

Die Schlampe - Teil 1 Die Vorgeschichte "Da kommt ja die alte Schlampe schon wieder!" sagte J?rgen. "Na, ist das denn nicht ein bisschen hart?" fragte ich zur?ck. "Oh nein. Wenn irgendwer diese Bezeichnung verdient hat, dann bestimmt Miriam. Schau sie dir doch nur mal an." antwortete J?rgen. "Wo bleibt denn deine Toleranz und deine 'political correctness'?" fragte ich erneut. "Ich w?sste nicht, womit die meine Toleranz verdient h?tte." erwiderte J?rgen. In diesem A...

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Nudist Campground

I have always been interested in nudity. I tried for years to interest my late wife in visiting nudists sites like beaches, campgrounds, etc. But alas, she would have no part of it.Over the years I talked to various people about it and expressed my wonderment how a guy could go around without a perpetual hard-on. I was told it was a lifestyle, not a sexual thing. My thinking was, yeah right. I could not understand why people wanted to be nude around other people unless there was a sexual...

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Corruption Of Champions

Corruption of Champions (mod)! I’m always down for some sexy RPGs or fantasy stories involving kinky shit. Just look at Game of Thrones. You think that shit got so popular because of the plot? I doubt it. It was probably the incest scenes. You sick fucks seem to be loving that kind of shit recently. But, anyway, I like a good RPG focused on hot babes and crazy fetishes. There aren’t many out there. The only one that comes to mind that you fucks might have heard of is Monster Girl Quest, which...

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Coyote vs the Sex Vampires

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The Truth About Vampires

This is the true story of vampires in the world today. You probably have heard all the stories about the centuries old vampires, who live forever once they have been bitten by another vampire. And they cannot be killed, except by a stake through the heart, or maybe cutting their heads off and keeping them separate. This story began many years ago when Vlad the Impaler was ruling over Hungary and fighting off the Turks. The stories all told of how he would impale his victims through the asshole...

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The Girl in the Swamp

No one liked Drunk Greg. Sober Greg was great, everyone loved Sober Greg. However, Drunk Greg? The exact opposite. His jokes got worse (‘What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you stick it in the oven!’), and he laughed louder at them. His hands started getting a little too friendly with anything above an A cup, and sometimes they weren’t even that picky. I had seen this side of him before, and just being in his vicinity was in no way scoring me any points...

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Champ

Since I have told you about my wifes first experience with Champ I figure its only fair that I tell you something about her dog. The first real love in her life. We know very little about Champs background. My step dad brought him home from one of his cross country hauls. He was an over the road trucker. He told us he met an older couple in Northern California at a truck stop. They were having to move and they could not take their pet dog with them to their new place. The owner did not allow...

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Birthday Camper

My husband Jim was always the type to purchase the weirdest things without giving it much thought. To him, it was who ever died with the most toys wins the game and whatever tickled his fancy he bought. To make it possible to get in my panties, was one of the reasons he bought a pickup truck that had a camper attached on the bed. Since Jim was eighteen, and I had just turned fourteen when I first met him, the possibility of him wanting to go out with me was pretty remote. Actually I don't...

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Tales Of An Ancient Vampire

We stand outside the house, altogether there’s six of us, me and five of my nest. I look around at my people, “you all remember the plan?” I ask not bothering to keep my voice too quiet as I can hear the rapid thump of drum n bass from within the house. All of my followers either nod their head or make a noise in confirmation. I try the handle on the door and finding it unlocked I slowly pull the door open. The house must have some form of sound proofing because as I step inside the house I’m...

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Dont Sleep on the Subway Book ThreeChapter 51 Apr 1945 Allies Liberate Buchenwald and Belsen Camps

It is deeply shocking and incomprehensible to me that despite volumes of documentation and living witnesses who can attest to the horrors of the Holocaust, there are still those who would deny it. Mark Udall Suddenly, just as the chaos of war was beginning to quiet down, the discovery of evil changed our thoughts from jubilation at approaching victory into revulsion at the crimes committed by the Third Reich in the name of racial purity. The Nazi death camp or concentration camp called...

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TAMPA

On Friday night hubby and I went to a club for adults in Tampa. I really didn’t know what to expect but hubby and I wanted to check it out. Hubby asked that I wear something sexy, a short skirt and a top that showed off my boobs. We arrived around 9:30pm paid the membership fee and walked into the club section. Hubby got us a couple of drinks and we sat and just watched what was going on in the club. There were a maybe 3-4 couples sitting at tables and a single guy sitting at a table. The...

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IBE The Days Of WanderingTampa

Kelly was concentrating on the road, presumably while thinking over what I had just said. I sat in the comfortable MB-Tex covered seat in her Mercedes. She had bought it new, not long after getting her associate Professorship at North Dakota State. Now she was a full professor and assistant Dean of the mathematics department- at 25! She was truly incredible. I don’t know how much money she made working there, but I believe it was substantial. She had already bought a house in Fargo to use...

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Captain Handsome A Visitor and a Campfire

“When I think of you masturbating alone in your room all those years, I wish we could have been together sooner. All those emails and cyber chat were wonderful. I know we had good orgasms but I also liked sharing our feelings with each other. It made it special.“Six years ago I never imagined I’d be with you tonight…or any night for that matter. I’d read some of your erotica and spent time reading your forum posts but it wasn’t in my head that we would be here together. Not ever.“It’s a...

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HQporner Creampie

The thing I fucking love the most about creampie videos is that you know you’re not getting any bullshit. The blowjob and pussy licking action isn’t going to stop while the hung stud puts a condom on and ruins the scene. I understand that condoms are an unfortunate part of safe and healthy sex, but let’s not fool ourselves: just like in real life, it’s always better seeing bitches fucked raw.If you love seeing that and a huge load shot up into their twats, check out HQPorner.com/Creampie. This...

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Loosening Up Book 10 Road Trip EastChapter 15 New Hampshire

The next two weeks, Dave had Rose as his steady passenger on the 1988 Harley Davidson Heritage Softail. They had to make several stops to buy some extra clothing to account for the weather and also the contemporary dress where they decided to stop. The more populated New England areas were less tolerant of Rose’s scantily dressed body – her preferred mode of riding. Dave was ecstatic and told Rose how he felt and why. “I’m a forty-five-year-old guy riding around the countryside with the hot...

3 years ago
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haloween at the campgrounds

we have a spot where we park a camper and use it when we have time. My wife loves Halloween and so do I. We usually dress sexy and she wears nothing under her costume and she gets fucked often and fucked dripping wet. I love to follow her around and will often hook her up with other guys throughout the night.this one party was on a weekend that was a day before the local college costume parties for the frat houses. there were many younger people there that night, and my wife was horny as all...

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