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I was sitting in my favorite tavern in the small town of Salla Sallew (where ther are no troubles, at least very few) minding my own business enjoying a good pint of cold beer (I used wizardry to chill the beer, I can't stand it warm) when in walked three ogres.

Now we get all sorts of beings in town so three ogres wasn't all that unusual. We have humans, elves, orcs, dwarves, halflings, goblins, trolls, ogres and even a few fairies. Most of the intelligent people get along with each other fairly well and even a few of the of the beings that intelligence hasn't really been determined like griffons, unicorns and monkeys. (It is the poo flinging that keeps the monkeys in doubt. Some people argue it shows great intelligence and other say it doesn't mean anything at all.) If anybody does cause trouble usually the rest of the town will rally and kick the trouble makers out.

Two of the ogres stayed by the front door while the third crouched and made his way to the bar. Ogres stand about 9 to 10 feet tall. They are incredibly ugly, strong and stupid. Watching the ogre make his way to the bar without breaking anything was rather amazing.

The ogre grunted in the deepest bass voice I ever heard to the barkeeper, "We need human wizard. Where find one?"

And the barkeep pointed to me and said, "Just the man you need, Goodgulf the Wizard."

The ogre made his way to me and growled, "We need wizard, will pay good for services rendered."

Well, I was fairly bored and I hadn't had a steady paying job for a few weeks so money was getting a bit scarce and that fact the the ogre had said "services rendered" had intrigued me because I had never heard an ogre say more than two words at a time before, let alone anything multisyllabic.

"Ok, what is the deal you have?"

"Not talk here, Ogre King has deal, I just messenger." He seemed proud of himself to get that all out. He must have worked for hours to memorize that line.

"Alright, just let me buckle on my sword and get my backpack and we will go." My hand had always been close to my wand. My sword is a magical rapier with a personality of its own. We can speak to each other telepathically. Most people in town think rapiers are for sissies but besides being intelligent, Swayvill (that is his name and he has told me that he is a "he") makes me an expert swordsman when I draw him.

I tried to keep up with the ogres but at ten feet tall they had very long legs and a fast stride. Now I stand at 5' 6" and weight a whole 120 lbs. After the first mile I was completely winded. "Can you slow down a bit? You have me dog assed tired."

The lead ogre looked at me and said,"Smasher, pick up puny human and carry pig-a-back, he too slow, never get to King Crusher."

Smasher gave me a look of pure disdain, then picked me up like a small child, put me on his back. I have to admit that if I hadn't have been humiliated by this ride it would probably have been a lot of fun.

-Here I am having a nice nap and when I wake you are being carried by an ogre for some god awful reason. No doubt it either involves money or pussy.-

-Shut up Swayvill, these ogres have a job offer for me.-

-Good thing it is money, no telling what kind of pussy you would find among ogres.-

The ogres really started moving through the forest. They lived several miles from town in the foothills of the mountains west of town. There are several fast moving streams running through their territory.

I was taken before the the King. The three ogres kneeled and the lead ogre grunted, "Here puny human wizard as ordered Sire."

Now the Ogre King was quite possibly the biggest, strongest, ugliest being I had ever seen. He was sitting on a boulder but I think if he stood up he would have been over 11 feet tall. His face was looked like a bowl of burned oatmeal.

"Have need of wizard. Amazons steal Ogre King Crown. Will give sack of gold to wizard to return crown to ogres." He mentioned to a huge sack sitting next to him. I did a quick spell and saw the sack was completely full of gold nuggets. It must have weighed twice what I did.

"Where did you get all of that gold?" I was astonished.

"Find in streams when fishing and bear hunting. Too soft for good weapons but good to trade because puny peoples like it."

"Aren't you afraid that others might try to get the gold out of the streams and away from you?"

"Ogres not smart but we know that nobody stupid enough to try stealing from ogres. We get very angry."

"Good point. So I have to get your crown from the Amazons and bring it here? Should I steal the Amazon Queen's panties while I am about it? That probably wouldn't be much more difficult."

"No, no need for her undies, just our crown." I guess he missed the sarcasm. "You get sack of gold when you bring us crown. Deal struck?"

Damn my greediness. "Yes, deal struck." We both spit in our hands and shook.

I started from the ogre town the next morning, the Amazons being located a few days south of the ogres.

-Oh so this adventure includes both money and pussy now, what a change from your usuall way of doing business.-

-Shut up Swayvill, this isn't about money.-

-Then I must be missing something. Would you care to explain?-

-Sure I would. This is about shit loads of money.-

Just then we were rather rudely interrupted by several goblins trying to rob me. Three goblins jumped out in front of me with short swords and shields. I dropped my backpack and drew Swayvill, dropping his scabbard as well and struck an en garde position. I felt all of the knowledge and skill flowing into me that I would need to fight and I also suddenly knew that there were six more goblins in hiding that were going to try to take my backpack as I fought. Those six didn't worry me because being a wizard I have placed spells on all of my possessions to make them impossible to steal.

Just as I was about to lunge at the first goblin I heard a rather loud "Ahem". I looked over to my left and I saw a tall woman standing there and she said in a rather deep voice "You know these three are just a diversion so others can take your possessions?"

"Yes but I still have to fight them if I wish to live." Some people have to be told everything.

She then announced "Goblins, I am going to stand watch over his pack. If the three fighting the human manage to kill him then I will let you have the pack. If they do not kill the human then you get nothing but you won't get it while they fight."

The fight started and it was over rather quickly. Goblins only stand about 4 feet tall and don't have much of a reach. I broke one goblin's sword hand with the flat of my sword, hilt bashed the second goblin in the back of the head to knock him out and kneed the third goblin in the balls when we went corp a corp. The goblins then picked up their wounded and decided that they had had enough and went looking for easier pickings.

I took my first look at the woman and was pleasantly surprised. She was rather pretty with straight black hair and amber eyes. She had a slim build and was wearing leather square cut shorts, a leather halter top and leather flat boots that ended just below her knees. She had a a round shield made of wood and covered with leather on her left arm, a huge broad sword belted to her left hip and big steel double bitted battle axe strapped to her back. The really unusual thing about her was she stood at about eight feet tall, this explained the deep voice.

"My name is Nell and I like the way you fight. Do you mind if I travel with you? I am an Amazon exile and I could use a bit of good company from somebody that knows how to use his sword."

-An Amazon exile? Isn't that just a happy coincidence?-

-Shut up Swayvill. Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. She might be a bit of a help in the short run. Plus I like the way she said, "use his sword".-

-Oh I forgot, the usuall hunt for pussy.-

-Shut up Swayvill.-

"My name is Goodgulf and I am a wizard. I happen to be on my way to the Amazon village, could you guide me?"

"I can take you most of the way but I can't go there myself. It is getting late and we should find a safe place to stay for the night. Those goblins could be back."

We talked as we looked for a place to stay and got to know each other a bit. We found out that we were both 21 years old and she let me know she thought my scruffy beard was cute and she has a thing for red heads like me. I told her that the beard and mustache were a union requirement for all male wizards. Strangely enough the female wizards are actually known as witches and they have to wear black pointy hats for the same reason.

We found a farmer near by that let us sleep in his barn. To pay him for the use of the barn I did a few spells for him. First I dug a pit by wizardry for a new outhouse further away and down hill from his well and then I cast a water purification spell on the well because the old outhouse had contaminated his well. I had to explain to him about "tiny demons" from the outhouse getting into the well and making his family and all of his animals sick and they should be better now but when he digs an new outhouse pit himself to keep it far from the well.

Nell and I bedded down in the hay loft of the barn. I had three blankets in my pack. I usually use two beneath me and one above to stay warm when I am on the ground but being in the loft they weren't really needed. I turned to look at Nell and she was already laying on her blankets completely naked giving me a come hither look. "Now show me how well you can use your sword." The strangest thing about her body was that except for the hair on the top of her head and her eyebrows was that she had no hair.

I stripped in record time and was next to her on those blankets as fast as I could manage. She pushed me on top of her and we started kissing very deeply. My hands went to her breasts and started pinching and squeezing her nipples.

I started kissing her neck and I felt her moan. I started using my teeth and she responded by squeezing my ass cheeks. I bit harder and she started moaning, "Oh yes, oh yes."

I then felt one of her hands take hold of my cock. I was fully erect. "Mmmmmmm, my sisters told me that human males aren't very well endowed, I guess they were wrong."

Now my body may be smaller than average for the most part but I have been told by several women that I have a bigger cock than most men. "I just think I may be lucky and have a big dick Nell Honey."

I started kissing my way down her body, stopping for her nipples and giving them a good sucking, nibbling and licking. I kept squeezing her breasts with my hands. If she had been of a more average height I would have described her breasts as B cups but since she was so tall they were actually larger than they appeared.

I then kept kissing down and finally got to her pussy. I have to admit that licking a bare pussy was different. I ran my tongue around her outer and inner lips. I bit those lips gently and she moaned that much more. "Oh Goodgulf, that feels so good." Her hands held my head and pushed my face into her pussy. I slipped my tongue inside of her like I was kissing her mouth.

I then just started licking and sucking on her clit. I was looking her in the eyes and her head just fell back and all she could say was "Oh oh oh oh". I just kept going at her clit until finally she she screamed,"Oh yes Goodgulf, I am cumming!" She forced my head as hard as she could against her pussy and started twitching uncontrollably. She let go of me after she calmed.

She pulled me up on her, turned me so my cock was over her mouth and just swallowed my cock in one gulp. She was deep throating me. She held my hips and started moving them up and down so I was fucking her mouth. I started to eat her pussy again but she giggled uncontrollably and had to stop.

"Goodgulf, what are you doing? That tickles."

"I am trying to lick your pussy more."

"Oh Honey, that isn't my pussy, that is my belly button." And she laughed.

Wow, she really was tall and that would explain the lint I found.

She took my cock back into her mouth and I used my hands to finger her pussy and play with her clit. She actually came before I did and when I did cum I couldn't help but to give her belly button a sucker bite and stick my tongue as deeply into it as I could. I must have shot I huge load and Nell swallowed it all.

After we came down from our orgasmic highs Nell just pulled me up next to her and cuddled me. I had the best sleep of my life.

In Part 2 of the story Nell explains what I really need to do to get the Ogre King's crown and why the ogres wanted me to do it.

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Wrong Wizard by Paul G Jutras Sam Hoseman always believed there was a microscopic truth in everything fiction. When he started reading stories on the Internet about a traveling wizard who changed men into women, he decided to spend his summer vacation looking for him. Then he could start summer off as the woman he always meant to be. He was traveling through the sandy desert of the middle east when he saw an odd little tent with a sign written in English instead of Arabic. A sign...

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Who Me a Wizard

I was walking down the sidewalk on my way to a Halloween party. I had been torn between going as a Cowboy with the two gun rig or as Harry potter... I compromised I was wearing Harry' s Black robe including the wand up the sleeve. To compliment this outfit I had my two gun rig around my waist and wearing my Cowboy Hat and boots with pointy toes. I know I looked silly but maybe I would win the prize as the most absurd. If they asked what I was I could tell them I was the Western...

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The Wizard Surfer DudeChapter 3

"Ready?" greeted Lancelot in Jacob's room sometime after the morning meal. "For what?" replied Jacob. "To meet Merlin." "Merlin?" "Do you not remember the King's request for you to visit with Merlin?" Jacob remembered. He hoped everybody else had forgotten. "Hey, uh ... Lance dude? I was thinking that like I don't want to really meet this Merlin dude. Since we're both wizards, what's there to say to each other, you know? I thought I'd just stay in my room and chill. If...

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The Wizard Surfer DudeChapter 2

"His constitution is weak," Jacob heard a man's voice. The voice sounded like his surfing buddy Derek. Why was he talking about the government? Jacob stretched but kept his eyes closed. He wasn't ready to wake up because he was still very tired after the strange night. He couldn't remember what he dreamt about but he knew it was weird. His bed was comfortable, but felt different. He rolled onto his side to see if he could return to slumber. The night was cool. He must have left the...

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Who Mea Wizard IX

Fang was very up set he kept reaching his hand or paw to feel of what was no longer there. He was silently screaming “My nuts … he cut off my Nuts..” Fang decided he would get revenge he decided he was no longer the Familiar of the Green..... The Green was his enemy. Cut off my balls will he. The three guards that had been caught in the backwash of the spell directed at Fang were starting to come around. All were nauseated and their heads hurt. They were completely oblivious to the fact...

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The Watch Wizard

I woke, stretched and yawned. I sighed. Another day of spell casting for the city was in store for me. No, come to think of it, today was Seventh day, so I worked the mid-shift. I hated the mid-shift. Still a wizard had to do what a wizard had to do. I spent a little time cleaning up, and glanced at the clock. It was five minutes to eleven. This meant I had a few hours before I had to report to watch command and get started on the days spell casting. Probably glyphs of warding again. The...

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Trainee Wizard

I don't know if you know anything about wizards or not, Harry Potter has a lot to answer for, tales of his broomsticks and wands and all the other misinformation. Let's start at the beginning with things I have learned over the last few months, how do wizards come about? Well its all down to the genes, long ago we used more of our brains than we do now, but over the thousands of years these genes have been diluted. It appears that non magic genes are more dominate than magic genes are. It the...

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Wizard Gone WildChapter 2

Luckily for Sam, out of all the wizards, there was one who was skilled at telekinesis (TK). This one he asked to hang around. Sam dismissed the wizards and asked Agar, "Wizard Agar, nobody had mentioned where I'm to spend the night. Do you happen to know where that would be?" "Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention it. Your quarters will be situated next to Princess Olena's apartment. She asked for you to be placed there, if you don't mind." "Great! Thank you. Now, I need to find a place to...

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Who me a Wizard EPILOG

A sad looking Halfling opened his eyes to a world of white he did not understand why the world was white. He did not know what snow was. His next thought who am I, why am I cold. He was startled by the booming voice of a Silver-back Ogre, “Ambrose what are you doing in my territory? Did you bring your daughter?” The sniveling Halfling shivered and and said, “Who...Who... are you? Who is Ambrose?” The Ogre was startled by this response and placed both of his very large hands on...

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Sean David Kilpatrick Flynn Book 1 of Wizard A Love StoryChapter 27 Dreams and Danger

Udit called another family meeting for Friday, March the 26th. Meetings with all of them were difficult due to schedule conflicts. Udit explained that it was important for everyone to be there for this meeting. He was expecting a special delivery package from the council on Friday with the results of the Dream Ceremony. The family agreed to finish dinner and get caught up each other's lives before getting down to the serious business Udit called the meeting for. Susan immediately noted a...

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Wizard Gone WildChapter 3

"Well, Herc, now that you have heard my plan, what do you think?" "Sam, the plan is brilliant! It should work, too, if we can keep the wizards in line. That's the part that worries me." "Yeah, me too. I am afraid that one of them will get the idea that he can improve on the plan and do something stupid. I have asked the princess and Wizard Agar to speak to the young wizards to try to impress on them the necessity of everybody working together. They both agreed to try." "OK, what do...

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Wizard of Ooz

Dorothy rushed back to Aunt Em's trailer as fast as she could."She isn't coming yet. Toto - did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on, we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em!" she said. Toto tried to hump her arm as she carried him. "Aunt Em," Dorothy cried out as she burst into the crowded trailer, "Ms. Gulch was holding Toto under her dress and making him…""Not now, dear. We have to sort these car stereos and CD's the boys found." "But Aunt Em, poor Toto couldn't breath in…""Don't...

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Andersonville 12 The Day Linda Anderson Came To Town

I slid the report into the proper file just as he walked into the room. Dennis Butz stood there wearing his three-piece suit, looking as handsome and charming as any man could. But I was not to be tamed by his charm. "Hello, Linda," he said with a friendly grin. "Judge Herns isn't in today," I replied back in a frosty tone. "I'm not here to see her." "My plane leaves in less then an hour Dennis, what do you want?" I slammed the file drawer shut and walked past him to my desk...

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The Tale of the Wizard and the Ring

The Tale of the Wizard and the Ring by dkb "Wizard!" called out the King. "Come here!" Cornelius sighed. He liked to think of himself as a scholar, a researcher, a student of esoteric science, but the King cared nothing for that. To him Cornelius was a wizard, with magic powers, and that was all there was to it. As Court Wizard Cornelius' job was to indulge any random whims of the King that couldn't be satisfied by the Royal Cook, the King's Brewer, the Master of Ceremonies...

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In the Valley of the Amazons Ch 01

This is clearly a fantasy even though I have endeavored to write it as realistically as possible. There are no Amazons that we know of and no hidden undiscovered valleys in the middle of the Brazilian jungle. As with all my stories there is plenty of sex, but it is woven into the plot of the story, which always comes first. Parts of this story might make it eligible for different genres, but I have decided to post it as a romance. Any resemblance between the fictional characters in this story...

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SRU How to Pi Off a Wizard

How To P*** Off A Wizard By Bashful "DANNIE!!!!!!!! Get in here, NOW!" The pretty young apprentice sorceress ran into the back room of the SRU store. Currently the store was parked between realities while the old man worked on his taxes and Dannie practiced some spells. "I've told you to leave my computer alone. If you want to surf the net, buy your own," the Wizard growled. "How, you don't pay me?" she said. "Never mind, what the hell is this thing that you downloaded?"...

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Amazons of Gaming

The ships arrived at the dock. One by one, the occupants stepped off, carrying whatever items they may have had with them. One of them, a Hylian princess with long brown hair, looked around. "How curious," Zelda said to her blonde-haired companion, Peach. "It appears that everyone in this tournament is a woman." "It's certainly a pleasant change from the other competitions we've been in," the second princess replied. "At least we have a better chance of winning." "I wouldn't be so sure about...

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Sean David Kilpatrick Flynn Book 1 of Wizard A Love StoryChapter 12 Finally Some Answers

Martha got the men settled around the table. Seth had fixed a brace for one of the chairs so Sean's car carrier could hold Sean at table height. Udit chuckled and pointed out that most people just used a highchair for their babies. "Sean's more comfortable this way Mr. Udit," Martha replied with a little irritation in her voice. "This way it seems like it's easier for him to join the conversation with the rest of us," she explained. Her expression started to look sheepish before it...

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The Artist Is A WizardChapter 3

Try as I might, I could not use this 'power' of mine, directly. I drew a pretty good representation of Mathew, but no matter where I went in the house, it just looked like an amazing likeness, no extra power at all. I also tried other places I knew well, and people who had been my friends for years. Nothing. I even drew my parents as I remembered them, sitting in the living room... nothing. When I changed back to freestyle drawing, and just let my imagination wonder, I started drawing a...

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Dorothy and the Wizard of Poz

Dorothy turned 13. She was in her room writing poetry, expressing confused feelings as she often had done. Her parents had gone into town. There came a strong gust of wind, and Dorothy looked out her bedroom window. A giant tornado was heading strait for the house! Little Dorothy jumped onto her bed and hid her head under her pillow, as her house was lifted up from its foundation, and was whisked away for many miles, and then beyond physical distance. It then landed, the tornado was gone....

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Sean David Kilpatrick Flynn Book 1 of Wizard A Love StoryChapter 23 Explanations of War

Introductions were made and most everyone was seated. They were short one chair. Pappy elected to lean against the wall rather than get an extra chair from his or BB's apartments in the barn. He wanted to know what was going on and wouldn't take a chance of missing something. Though he loved Sean, he still wasn't completely comfortable with this Wizard business and controlling the animals. Sean was sitting in a highchair beside Seth. Martha's motherly manner settled everyone and even...

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Megan Enraged Book 2 of Wizard a Love StoryChapter 4 More Questions Than Answers

Brett Stevens turned to look back as his Ram Charger turned from the driveway and picked up speed on the gravel road. All five Magi were in the first Ram Charger and their seconds were following in the other. Both vehicles followed an Arizona state police cruiser. He turned back, facing front. He glared at the police car ahead of them and demanded, "What the hell was that about, Whitcomb?" Karl Whitcomb could only turn his head and glare at the leader of the Americas Council. "Oh, for...

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The Wizard Surfer DudeChapter 4

Jacob ate with the king and all the knights again. It was unnerving that Mordred stared at him the whole time. Well, it felt like the knight did. Either way, it was unnerving to have Mordred in the same room. "There is a disturbance in the King's harem," Lancelot informed Jacob after dinner. "Why is that?" Jacob said. He was relieved to be walking to his chambers. "A girl told of a recent experience and it made many of the other girls very excited and when a second girl told about...

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SRU Wizard Revenge

SRU: Wizard Revenge By Paul G Jutras "Where is that kid?" The Wizard grumbled behind the front counter of the store. "I'd fire that rotten boy if it wasn't for the fact the last kid I fired turned me into a woman for a whole year. There must be some way to rid myself of him without risking his wrath." The wizard put on a CD and began to listen to some music when his young servant came into the door. The ringing of the bell above the door got his attention. "You're late...

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