Natalias problem s
- 3 years ago
- 56
- 0
Tgirls.xxx aka shemale.xxx! There are plenty of great tranny sites out there, but there are also those that fall way short. But when it comes to the hottest premium shemale porn, there is every reason for you to choose Tgirls.xxx. I wasn’t sure of what I was getting myself into the first time I saw the site, but once I landed on the tour page, I realized that Tgirls.xxx is part of the Grooby Production network that specializes in hot transsexual porn and exclusive content. Now, anyone familiar...
Premium Shemale Porn SitesNSFW.xxx has a lot going for it. For one thing, that’s the sleekest-looking domain name I’ve seen all day, streamlined yet vaguely futuristic. Pull up the site and you’ll find exactly the kind of next-gen layout deserving of the name, simple yet powerful in its presentation of amateur sluts, cartoon monster sex and gaping videos. I’m telling you, vertical columns are the wave of the future, and it won’t be long until the free tubes start copying sites like this one.Of course, the title and...
Porn Pictures SitesLongtime hentai fans have heard the name nHentai before, at least if they’ve been shaking their dicks at the Internet for years. Classic dirty manga sites like ExHentai and Pururin evolved into the original nHentai.net, and I reviewed all those sites here at ThePornDude. Collectively, they’ve reached millions of horny weeaboos over the years, and no doubt would have contributed to countless lost hours of productivity if your average anime fan ever left mom’s basement to get a job.At a glance,...
Hentai Manga SitesComic Porn always makes for a good fap, no matter where you are or what you’re up to. I spanked off to a princess getting butt-fucked before I even got out of bed, and then enjoyed a furry foot fetish comic on my ride this morning. The Uber driver kicked me out half way, so I had to finish that crank session in the bushes beside the fat-lady gym. Now, I’m enjoying a grande latte while I pull up a 63-page Kim Possible futanari parody where everyone has a huge rack and a huge dick. Hopefully, I...
Porn Comics SitesWhen I first saw the link for OK.xxx, I figured it had to be one of two things. The site was either dedicated to the swingers of Oklahoma, or a platform where users can share the most mediocre scenes from their fap stash. It turned out to be neither. I clicked the link and suddenly found myself staring at a wall of big-name, big-studio porn scenes.OK.xxx is one of the biggest, newest free porn sites on the web. I say that without exaggeration, because it only took them a few months for them to...
Free Porn Tube SitesIf you have been reading my articles for a while now, then you know how much I hate this incest trend going on. I have both a mother and sister, and the thought of fucking them is disgusting. I'd rather fuck a disabled midget with down syndrome than a family member. Unfortunately, not as many agree with me as I once thought.The Winds of IncestIncest took the porn world by storm a couple of years ago. When it first started, I figured it would be a short-lived genre that would recede back into...
Hall of FameGYM FUCKING XXX.....Se eblepa kathe meras to gymnasthrio pou erxosoyn......mmmmm...panta forages poly kollhta kolan gymnastikhs...afhnontas ra andrika blemmata na kanoun prostyses skepseis me ton kayto soy kormi..mmmm......................Htan deytera.....kai nkaname thn gumnastikh mas apenanti o allos apo ton allon........se mi stigmh synanththikan ta blemmata...mas.........mmmmm...auto htan...moy xamogelases me nohma...kai katalaba oti ayth h mera tha eixe....kaytoo...
What’s up, you phenomenal cum machine!? I’ve got a question for you! If porn was a sport, which country is Michael Jordan? If you said anything other than Japan, you’re fucking clueless, or you must have been recovering from all the fucked up shit you used to watch that you forgot!As a conservative culture with reserved, respectful, and honorable citizens, Japan sits at the top of nations with the most fucking depraved perverts worldwide! I can hardly even think of countries with a more fucked...
Asian Porn SitesWar...War never changes. These words are the motto of the post-apocalyptic series fallout, which argues that nuclear Armageddon won't end humanity, but will add another bloody chapter in humanity's history. however, like any species, for it to survive it must reproduce and go onward from there. These will explore those areas of the game that most of the series will not show. These stories will allow you to chose what happens in the Five canonical fallout games: Fallout, Fallout 2, Fallout 3,...
WELL,IT WAS JUST A NORMAL SUNDAY EVENING,TELE AND A CUP OF TEA,,,UNTILL MY PHONE RANG.IT WAS KEN.HE'D BEEN FUCKING ME ON AND OFF FOR 2 MONTHS NOW.HE HAD A WONDERFUL COCK,AT LEAST 8INCHES AND NICE AND THICK. BEFORE I COULD EVEN SPEAK HE SAID,,,'FANCY A SPIT ROAST?',,,I GULPED,'OH YES' AND WITHIN THE HOUR I WAS SAT IN HIS VAN ON MY WAY TO HIS HOUSE IN ROYSTON VASEY,NO LIE,,,NEXT DOOR TO THE PUB IN THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMAN,,,ANYWAYS WE GOT IN HIS HOUSE AND GOT STRAIGHT INTO THE BEDROOM,BY THIS TIME...
Book Eight: Labyrinth of Love Chapter Nine: The Knight's Passion By mypenname3000 Copyright 2016 Knight Kevin – The Free City of Grahata, Yalut Island The night wore on as we stood our watch in the overgrown Labyrinthine Gardens. The trees and bushes were so thick, the stone buildings of Grahata were completely obscured. There was almost no light, the night sky half-overcast, the moon struggling to shine through black clouds. But our eyes had adjusted to what light there was. The...
Note: This is my very first story and although English is not my fist language, i tried that anyway to reach a broader audience. i hope it works out in the end and the grammatical and spelling errors (no need to get started on the scientific errors) don?t distract too much. Mr. Y and Ms. XXX Ever heard of an alternating chromosomial hermaphrodite? No? Don?t worry about that, because there is only one known case on earth and in the whole history of mankind. I have the...
XXX A two year anniversary update, just a kinda’ brief message from J LEWIS... My thirtieth story on the second anniversary (July 2, ‘08) of my very first tale posted on the BDSM Library site (And yes, all written in that time span) Well over a hundred thousand visits to my Author’s homepage and over a million hits on my list of tales (Even before a substantial amount was unfortunately lost when the site crashed in December of ’09, completely erasing the stats of eight stories, with an average...
A/N If you like any of the content in the story please hit the like button, it really helps to motivate me to keep writing. Thanks and enjoy the story! Located in a rather rough neighborhood in the massive city, Club XXX fits in rather snugly with its dingy front and the 'Club XXX' sign flickering at random intervals, its neon red light illuminating the immediate surroundings. Staffed entirely by futas the club is a place like no other, a paradise for people of a certain inclination. Of...
TranssexualBook One: The Quest Chapter Seven: The Knight's Sacrifice By mypenname3000 Copyright 2016 Note: Thanks to B0b for beta reading this. Acolyte Sophia – Western Deorc Forest, The Federation of Deoraciynae The two other elf hunters appeared silently out of the woods. Like Xera, they were gorgeous, tall and lithe, their bodies painted in greens and browns to let them blend into the woods. Their keen eyes flickered at Angela and me, their ears twitching in obvious curiosity at the sight...
Chapter 1- 1 Week Later Sonia prepared dinner , she only wore an apron & was completely naked except for her 3 inch heels. Her face was covered in her son's jism. Arthur was sitting at the kitcken table . Underneath the table 55 year old Nina Rogers was licking Arthur's balls & ass . she was wearing a thong bikini & heels . She had been invited to come over to tan by the pool & play with her master .Arthur was now hard again so he now decided to fuck Nina Rogers . The greyish blonde ,...
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT A BIG, HEAVY, BRITISH TANK LIKE THE TOG II* WOULD LOOK VIGOROUSLY FUCK A PETITE LITTLE RUSSIAN TANK LIKE THE T-26 WOULD LOOK LIKE? WELL YOUR IN LUCK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE STORY FOR YOU!!!!
Chris McClean is shown in front of the screen. He has some signs of aging such as wrinkles on his face that are fairly faint. "Last time on Total Drama Is...Acti...Reven...Whatever. Romances were made as well as Bonds, alliances and even fame. But what if I found a loop hole in there contracts that they must abide to? For them to do one more season for your and my entertainment. Also we can do so much more pain, and fun yet twisted stuff to our players since there 18 and older now. And to make...
True story from a few years back I found it on my other profile page, hope you enjoy Had a wonderful experience with a guy I wanted to share with you all..... It started with a text saying he would be round at 8, what should I bring? I replied condoms and something cheap fizzy and pink..... just like me xxxI spent a good hour and a half getting ready for him I bathed and moisturised my whole body with soft smooth body butter. I slipped my smooth white stockings onto my long luscious legs, and...
So there i was at work on a boring monday morning ! my boss popped in and asked if I fancy a run out to birmingham to pick up some parts for a car that we were re building! ok but only if I can take my car (more comfortable xx) I get there and the parts are not there yet said guy! shit so I called my boss ! the parts will be here in three hours ! bollocks was his reply well you best wait there ! wow ok so I went to my car and googles porn cinemas to see how far away angles and sinners was ! but...
Hello again 'Anna'... Well, I just wanted to write you something nice and horny to let you know how much you've captivated me with your raunchy little profile!After seeing your deliciously horny pics for the first time, I just couldn't stop daydreaming about all the naughty, sensual pleasures I'd love to share with you girl........you look so jaw droppingly sexy, just the kind of sultry little goddess I've always enjoyed fantasising about, ever since I was a horny young teenager! And yeah, I...
So currently I'm staying in Los Angeles visiting a friend. I've been here for about 2 weeks now and have been loving every minute!She suggested that we go to a bar to have some drinks and I was like "sure why not". I couldn't wait to see if I could find a sexy man at the bar to fuck for the night.After a few drinks and shots of tequila I was feeling soooo horny and needed some pleasure really fast! I just could not stop thinking about someone pounding me hard and fast and swallowing their juicy...
Chapter XXX – Threeway in the Jungle (based on Search for Love No. 2 cover, American Comics Group, April-May 1950) Elaine Haynes. One of the best explorers in the world. An adventurer in her own way. One of the boldest women I ever met. There are so many stuff to say about her that I couldn’t bear the thought that she could be my ‘own worst enemy’. But there was something that made her the woman I most feared and the one that got me shivers only to say her name: my husband Norman.Elaine was...
Hello ! ISS reader i am back. Kaise hai aaplog. Maine kal hi ek naya sex experience kiya hai, maine aaj tak iss me bahut sari kahaniya padhi jisme kisine apni maa se shadi ki to kisi ne kisi aur se, tab maine v isi trick ka istemal kiya. mai ek kiraye ke makan me rehta hu, jahaan maknmlik unki biwi aur unki ek shali rahti hai, jise mai mausi kehta hoon, uski umar karib 30 ke aaspas hogi , wo shadishuda hai par wo apne pati ke sath nahi rehti hai , par wo sindur lagati hai. Kal hi ki baat hai,...
A sissy called Jezebel Part XXX- Jezebel really is about to be hosed off at a truck stop, am I crazy or does that sound kind of sexy. "Is it a point of honor Mother?" "Damn straight gurl." Mother is going to retrieve her 'lost property', so it's back to makeout point/the observatory for me. Mother has only 'threatened us' with the truck stop wash a few times when we were younger and my sisters found some muddy puddle to throw me into. We haven't actually been to it, but...
Red Porn! What’s better? Watching a big assed whore bouncing on a cock, or when she struggles to fit three more cocks in her slutty mouth? Well, few things are even remotely appealing than the chance to see Kendra Lust with a huge dildo between her legs or Lisa Ann moaning with pleasure as she roughly rides a massive black dong.Anyway, enjoying porn is dependent on finding a good site. For who wants to keep watching the same old shit with boring actors in some uninspiring scenes? I don’t even...
Free Porn Tube SitesWith a name like Dorcel Club Africa, it’s a safe bet you’re about to beat off to some high-end ebony porno. Now, Mark Dorcel may be a white dude, but he’s made a big name for himself over the last few decades as a world-class smut peddler. Slap his name on anything and you know there’s going to be some dirty sex involved, which tells you a lot of what you need to know about this website.DorcelClubAfrica.com, as the name implies, is a premium black porn site from the Dorcel Network. It’s...
Premium Black Porn SitesVintage Tube XXX! We’re going retro, boys and girls. Long before the internet came in and changed the game, we had to fap to actual VHS tape videos that maxed out at a dogshit resolution that you’ve never even heard of. They were more messy and blurry than modern 240p videos. That should tell you everything you need to know about the quality. But, there was still a lot of charm in porn back then. The biggest challenge was the actual making of the porn and the distribution. The world frowned...
Vintage Porn SitesFamily XXX! It’s time you admitted that you’re a degenerate who loves incest porn. Come on; you must know that spying on your dime piece of a sister changing isn’t the most normal thing in the world, right? Or maybe you have to hide your hard-on every time you catch a glimpse of your MILF of a mom’s massive milkers. But, hey, I’m not here to judge. I’m here to give you fucked-up fappers precisely what it is that you’re looking for. Well, no, I can’t make your family members fuck you. That’s...
Premium Incest Porn SitesThe XXX Movies Tube! Porn is all over the web but it can be difficult to find all of the best fap material on a single platform. Of course, this means that a lot of wankers out there switch from site to site when playing with their pickle or flicking the bean. If only there were a better way to search for, find, and fap to material online.Well, guess what – there is!Aggregate sites aren’t exactly free per se, but instead, they collect links to porn from all over the interwebs. So, they are kind...
Porn AggregatorsBook Ten: The Flaming Woman Chapter Four: The Knight's Resolve By mypenname3000 Copyright 2017 Aurora Xandra – Unmik, Asunow Princedom, The Princedoms of Zeutch The alarm resounded through the cell, my delicate ears flinching from the piercing reverberations while the smile grew and grew on Princess Adelaide's face. The strawberry-blonde woman shuddered on Chaun, eyes casting to the ceiling of his cell. My stomach twisted with fear and anger. She triggered an alarm. She had just...
A week later... It only had been only a week since Stephanie and I had made love and during that next week I was riddled with guilt knowing for second time in less that year I had been unfaithful sexually to the woman who I really wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I didn’t really want to tell Jackie about what happened with Stephanie and I just week before because I had this overwhelming feeling this time around Jackie would decide to break up with me for sure. But like the old saying...
{Because of something that happened in "Lost Indian Caves" before he was born, Alex's has a condition that changes his gender; male in the dark, female in the light. Alex's simple goal is complicated by a power struggle within the first school he's ever attended. That struggle is about to take on wider implications. - WARNING: This story has been heavily manga influenced.} Knight and Dey 3: Meet the Knights By Ron Dow75 Out in the outer office of school administration, police...
HumorFrstt of i’ll thanx my frndz that they like ma first story…and now this is ma second story iam realy a sexy guy love to fuck grlz…ok that story is abut that time when iam in spain with my b*****r…by big b*****r..is also love to fuck grlz..i realy enjoyed there..i saw there tow many hot chicks.. gosh…i just want to fuck any grl…but i got no chance…there….then one day..i go in a mall with ma b*o….there…i saw too many hot chicks…ma b*o ask me that why should you go on the second floor u’ll enjoye...
Frstt of i'll thanx my frndz that they like ma first story...and now this is ma second story iam realy a sexy guy love to fuck grlz...ok that story is abut that time when iam in spain with my brother...by big brother..is also love to fuck grlz..i realy enjoyed there..i saw there tow many hot chicks..gosh...i just want to fuck any grl...but i got no chance...there....then one day..i go in a mall with ma b*o....there...i saw too many hot chicks...ma b*o ask me that why should you go on the...
Acolyte Sophia – Western Deorc Forest, The Federation of Deoraciynae The two other elf hunters appeared silently out of the woods. Like Xera, they were gorgeous, tall and lithe, their bodies painted in greens and browns to let them blend into the woods. Their keen eyes flickered at Angela and me, their ears twitching in obvious curiosity at the sight of two humans in their woods. I was still naked. It was wonderful to not have to wear the robe. As an acolyte of the Temple of Pure, I had...
SUMMER CAMP Rebecca looked at her image critically in the full length mirror. She had to concur that the tailored scoutmaster uniform with the camouflage skirt and the bandana like top was decidedly hot. She could feel her nipples harden and her slit was primed and ready for some Boy Scout/Girl Scout Jamboree time with lots of after dark “getting acquainted” Camaraderie. She was wearing the official Girl Scout underwear because it was more comfortable for female crotches and her merit...
Introduction: A beautiful 24-year-old Asian girl goes on vacation but gets lost in a small town and quickly kidnapped by a ruthless and violent biker gang. She struggles to survive as they turn her into their personal fuck-toy, beating and raping her constantly. Chapter 8: Day 2 with Big Joe Hannah wasnt sure what time she fell asleep, but she knew it took at least several hours. Shed never been in so much pain before. The skin on her breasts, ass, and vagina all felt like it had been sanded...
Nightclub Nightmare (NC, Rape, MF/f, SM, D/S, Gangbang, Torture,Humiliation) Sharon Tu could feel her heart racing with excitement,as she and her other friends waited patiently in line to enter Da-Boom .The little Asian girl was literally shaking from the cold frosty air, the blaringsongs emanating from the club, and her own eagerness to quickly get inside.Although there were many rowdy teens hollering and laughing nearby, Sharoncould still feel the pounds and thuds of hip-hop music...
Hannah wasn’t sure what time she fell asleep, but she knew it took at least several hours. She’d never been in so much pain before. The skin on her breasts, ass, and vagina all felt like it had been sanded off, and her raw asshole was so excruciatingly torn and stretched. Perhaps worst of all, however, was having Big Joe’s rancid, sweat-soaked socks in her mouth all night long. The sour taste of them was so awful and each time she had to swallow Hannah almost puked in her mouth. ...
“Wake the fuck up slut!” Tank shouted, slapping the unconscious Asian hard across her cheek. “No!!! Please, please, please,” Hannah shrieked, as she was jolted awake and instantly began pleading in terror. “We marked you up pretty good last night,” Tank remarked, as he stared at the Asian’s battered and bloodstained tits. “But not as much as you deserved slut. You’re lucky we didn’t fucking kill your ass for that little bullshit stunt you tried to pull.” “Please don’t—don’t hurt me, please...
Hannah did not know what time she fell asleep, but she did know that despite her fatigue it took her at least a few hours. She cried the entire time too. She kept waiting for Tank or one of the other bikers to come in and rape her some more, but it never happened. Eventually she somehow was able to fall asleep, and she dreamed of simple pleasures like being back at home with friends and family throughout the night. “Wakey wakey slut!” Tank exclaimed, slapping Hannah in the face hard and...
My relationship with Natalia was amazing. I had been with her for three months now, and I felt as if I was in heaven. Natalia was a very smart girl, really easy-going, she was very affectionate, and we understood each other quite well. Oh... And the sex was amazing.One Saturday morning, we woke up in my bed naked after a wild night. We hugged and kissed, and ended up having sex again. Then, after a couple of orgasms, we began talking about sex. I asked her if there was something she wanted to...
College SexNatalia was a pretty girl. She had long brown hair, which fell gracefully across her back, small brown eyes, and plump red lips which any man would happily have moving across his body. She was a bit on the short side, however she had a body that would make up for that. She had large perky breasts and a rear end which stuck out a little bit too much, in a good way of course. Natalia had been the object of Jake’s desire for a while now. She, however, was hesitant on that part. She knew she was...
Straight SexPermission is granted to post to the TG-fiction list, archive, and Fictionmania site and to the atEROS site. Personal copies for non-commercial use permitted. Anyone else who wants to archive this on a free access website or ftp site, just send me an email telling me that you did so and the url or ftp address. Anyone who wants to archive this on a for-pay site, don't. Member Net Authors and Creators Union - NACU. Authors and creators welcome, email [email protected] for more...
Permission is granted to post to the TG-fiction list, archive, and Fictionmania site and to the atEROS site. Personal copies for non-commercial use permitted. Anyone else who wants to archive this on a free access website or ftp site, just send me an email telling me that you did so and the url or ftp address. Anyone who wants to archive this on a for-pay site, don't. Member Net Authors and Creators Union - NACU. Authors and creators welcome, email [email protected] for more...
Boy Scout Troup 369 Scoutmaster Rebecca Johnson decided it would be a good move to allow her oversexed daughter Edwina take over the special tutoring lessons for young Raymond to pass the swimming merit badge to qualify for advancement to Eagle Scout. There was only one other candidate for Eagle Scout now in the troop and that was a cute sixteen year old blonde called Honey Longleg. It was amusing because she was not in the least bit tall and was the shortest scout in the troop despite being...
Rebecca had reached a point in her new Scoutmaster role where she considered all the scouts to be genderless in her eyes. In her efforts at inward self-inspection, she determined it was probably because she was always a bit bi-sexual even when she was in high school and was just as happy having a happy ending with one of the teenaged cheerleaders as she was with giving up her cherry to a football jock. She saw it in her boy and girl twins Edward and Edwina with their ability to take on...
Hannah was on her knees underneath a large desk and sucking an Outlaw’s large, smelly penis. Her hands were still tied behind her back and she was completely naked except for the black stripper heels on her feet. The Asian was crying softly as she serviced the biker’s disgusting cock while he did some sort of work on a computer. She’d been blowing the hairy man for more than ten minutes and he still did not appear close to cumming. Hannah was just grateful to be back in the lounge and...
My id is Sb couple ek bar jarur pde…maaja ayeg…sachii kahani meri jubani apne reviews jarur dee…taki new story or share karsaku…especillay couple,girls,ladies….Or land bhi lol Ye bat kuch 1week pehle ki hai,mei meri wife or wife ki friend or uska husband humne nightout ka plan banaya sab set hogaya, hum 2-3 din se pehle se exited the ,kyoki is baar hum drinks ka bhi program rakhne wale the, Mei bata du meri wife mast figure 32*34*32 dusky color sexy adaye jaise 1 mast bhabi mei hoti hai...
Hello friends , These is vishal from mumbai . I am an regular reader , I decided to post my own story and share with you guys . I am an bisexual guy I have an gf her name is vinita , we have regular healthy sex with each other . I have an childhood friend name raj . Me and raj fuck each other from our childhood , and I have share these with my gf vinita and she has no problem with .Vinit is also interested to have sex with an girl , vinita has an friend name priya and me and vinita have helped...
Standing outside the club, daring myself to go in, I just wished the local t-girl I was to meet hadn't cancelled. It seemed a great plan...on solo holiday in the Algarve going to a gurl friendly club with a local who knew the place. Right I'll go in for one drink so my night wasn't totally wasted. Inside the club was fairly busy with a long bar ahead and booths lining the walls. I walked carefully over to the bar...didn't want to trip up in my stilettos. A friendly barmaid took my...
Hannah did not come close to making her $3000 quota. By the time she got back out to the bar, it was past midnight and more than half of the patrons she’d seen when Wayne and Carl had bought her were long gone. Moreover, after the horrendous nightmare the two men had put her through, she had little strength or willpower to continue her duties as a whore. The Asian was almost like a zombie as she transported various johns back and forth from her room. The only times she showed any kind...
Just as Hannah thought, the bikers headed straight back to the bar. They’d been gone for only about an hour, but when they entered the parking lot Hannah noticed that there were at least 10 more motorcycles sitting there. Her heart was pounding in terror as she was hauled back into the large tavern, with the other Outlaws right behind her. There were several bikers hanging out in the lounge and drinking beers, but as soon as they saw Hannah they got up and followed her into the...
* The Story contains an explicit image below.I opened my eyes the next morning, and one of the first things that came to my mind was Natalia’s words the previous night.“You know, I have never had anal sex. I think I’d like to give it a try,” she had said. She was lying next to me, naked and sexy. I caressed her soft back and kissed her neck. I was just crazy about her. I put my arms on her ass, caressed it as well, but she was sleeping like a log, so I decided to get up.I went to the kitchen...
College Sex“Wake up slut! It’s time to put that hot little body to work, you got a long day ahead of you,” one of the bikers declared, slapping Hannah roughly across the face. Hannah yelped in pain as she was abruptly and painfully woken up. Immediately the horrible reality of her situation set in and she started whimpering miserably. She didn’t know what time she fell asleep, but it had taken her at least a couple hours and she felt like she’d hardly slept at all. There were at least 15 bikers...
Hannah had no idea how she survived the next several days with Big Joe. Over the course of that time, the huge beast continued to take Hannah with him to many different towns and neighborhoods. Her purpose on these trips, of course, was to fuck whoever he commanded her to. Then, in the evenings, she was forced to pleasure the sadistic biker in unimaginably cruel ways. Every single night the Outlaw raped Hannah at least two or three times, and since he was such an anal aficionado, he...
Chapter 1 I'm a loser, always have been. In High school the girls laughed at me, and often picked straws who would get to make a fool of me at parties. You know, play spin the bottle and when the bottle landed on me and I'd turn to kiss the girl to the left of me... all of a sudden it's a guy, puckering his lips and making smoochy noises, and a general tittering would erupt from all the girls... haha, real funny... just cause a guy is afflicted with crummy vision and has to wear...