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Dis-Orderly Orderly by Rumple Foreskin * I was, hauling ass across town, dodging drunks and running red lights, while this sexy blonde nurse gobbled on my Johnson like it was the last dark meat on earth and she hadn’t eating in a month. In-fucking-credible. What made the whole scene even wilder was her being the evening supervisor where I worked, in other words, the chick, Donna Faircloth, was my boss, and married, and I’d just hit on her a few hours ago. Talk about unreal. I’d been thinking,...
About 10 years, Raymond was in the hospital for surgery on his lower abdomen. Here’s what he wrote me:“I was in my mid thirties, in good shape and horny all the time, jerking off a couple of times a day.I went in late the night before surgery and was admitted, showered and jerked off in the shower. Next morning I was to be prepped for surgery and this meant having a full pubic shave! The orderly came. He was tall, slender, nice looking guy. Yummy.I had a private room but he still pulled the...
You arrive in Pandora, a wasteland filled with loot, guns, and sexy women. After Marcus kicks you off of his bus you head into sanctuary. Nobody is in sight but your cock is already rock-hard in anticipation of all the tail you're gonna get.
Du stehst in der S-Bahn und bist auf dem Weg zum See. Es ist ein warmer Nachmittag im Sommer. Neben der Sonne bringen dich vorallem die Frauen und Mädchen um dich herrum, in ihren kurzen Röcken, engen Hotpants und Sommerkleidern, zum Schwitzen. Am einen Ende der Bahn sitzt eine Gruppe von 4 jungen Mädchen, vermutlich alle noch Schülerinnen, und gackern um die Wette. Die 2 Blondinen möchten wohl mit der Bruenetten und der Schwarzhaarigen Baden gehen, denn dank der knappen Tops siehst du...
One night when I was sleeping over my friend Jeff’s house, we decided that we were both hot, and wanted to go for a swim in his pool. Jeff is younger than me, but I’ve always thought he was cute. I hadn’t brought my suit, so I just took off my shorts and went swimming in my Joe Boxers. While we were swimming, I had gotten a hard-on, and by the time we got out, I knew I had to jack off in order to get rid of it. Jeff went into his room to change first, and when he got out, I went in. I took off...
The last time the water bandits had hit Frank Kabrosky and Jose Ferrera's claim, they were unprepared. Five anonymous figures with shiny faceplates, three wicked looking clubs with sharp spikes on the ends, and they had to flee in awkward hopping bounds, to preserve suit integrity, leaving the bandits to transfer six-thousand gallons of water they had toiled the past four months to refine from the unforgiving hard rock extraction mine. There are no guns on the moon. Just five months earlier,...
His name was Michael and looked about thirty five years of age when I first met him. At the time, I was nineteen, a college drop-out, daughter of divorced, dysfunctional parents who knew nothing about me whatsoever. They loved me of course, but we weren’t exactly close, distance was more acceptable and far less uncomfortable than a sweaty hug from my old man and to feel my mother’s tight breasts (operated, no doubt, though she denied it every time) squashed up against my own. My parents, even...
His name was Michael and looked about thirty five years of age when I first met him. At the time, I was nineteen, a college drop-out, daughter of divorced, dysfunctional parents who knew nothing about me whatsoever. They loved me of course, but we weren't exactly close; distance was more acceptable and far less uncomfortable than a sweaty hug from my old man and to feel my mother's tight breasts (operated, no doubt, though she denied it every time) squashed up against my own. My parents, even...
MasturbationAh, ha!—Come, some music! Come, the recorders!—Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2 * I used to work around the corner from that church, and I remembered the day the fire tore through the building. There was a lot of snow. It was in December, about ten days before Christmas. The fire trucks had a tough time getting through. It took years to rebuild the church, and by the time they were done I was long gone from that part of town. So when my wife suggested going there for a concert, my reaction was...
A lot of people wonder why a guy like me became a nurse. The main reason is pussy which is pretty much the reason for everything I do. Four years ago I was looking for something different and decided to enroll at Lakeside Community College. I went for the Nursing Program because I heard most nurses are free with their snatch and decided it was the best place to get some serious action. During the process of me fucking every student nurse in the class, I ended up graduating. It was a bitch...
Innocent lust and friendship transform into vacation affair College was only 5 years ago, but what better way to reunite than a beautiful trip out at the lake? It was always great to see old friends, but what I looked forward to seeing most was my best friend’s wife… Emma. She was the most beautiful woman I knew. Her husband, Peter and I had always been close in college as roommates and best men at each other’s wedding. A sort of wall-flower, Emma had little interest in...
AffairDate of first publication: Friday PM, September 21, 2007 Special thanks to ‘oldfart‘ for his expertise in re-editing and re-proofing. There is nothing in life that I enjoy more than a two hour layover at O’Hara in Chicago, other than perhaps, a double root canal. Just another wonderful screw up by the logistics department of my employer; they caught me unaware, blindsided me. The urge to kill comes to mind every time I think of them. It all started out innocently enough. There were a...
I seriously love hairy men as well as men with uncut cocks. Both get me hard and randy, and I love to orally pleasure them even more than any other type of man. This incident, I believe, is the root of my fascination of, desire for, and never-ending quest of hairy or uncut men. I was 17 years old and in the hospital with pneumonia, although recovering nicely. Probably in the last 2-3 days of my stay, I was restless at night, and so awake when the evening orderly came into the room to change...
I seriously love hairy men as well as men with uncut cocks. Both get me hard and randy, and I love to orally pleasure them even more than any other type of man. This incident, I believe, is the root of my fascination of, desire for, and never-ending quest of hairy or uncut men. I was 17 years old and in the hospital with pneumonia, although recovering nicely. Probably in the last 2-3 days of my stay, I was restless at night, and so awake when the evening orderly came into the room to change...
"Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep! Ee--" You quickly slap the off button on your alarm clock and look at the red digital display telling you that it's already 10 am. "Uhhhg, that's right," you think to yourslef as you roll back over in your bed, "I have to wake up early and look for a new job..." You haul you body out off bed, scratch your hair and then slowly make yourway to the bathroom in your boxers to take a whiz. 'I still can't believe that Mr. Talimacki fired me from the E-Z Mart! Just...
Author’s note: This story is a continuation of ‘Poolside: Ch. 04, Pt. 3’ which was intended to be the conclusion for Chapter 4. Immediately below are the final two paragraphs of Ch. 04, Pt. 3, showing how I planned to end this series a decade ago. ~~~~~~~~ Katrina grinned, then got into her car, backed out, waved, and drove away. I watched her car until it disappeared. ‘Farewell, Katrina! Good luck, my love!’ I whispered. My four-hour drive to campus went really fast. Every memory of Katrina...
My mom, Gina, was perfect except for one thing. She had been diagnosed as being afflicted with the Einsteinium nervosa disorder, a common defect usually found in widows and single mothers. Little was known about the disorder and treatment had been based on empirical, non-scientific knowledge. My name is Bobby and I was surprised one day when my mom told me that she had an appointment with her doctor, and that he had told her to bring along her son with her to the appointment. Naturally I...
I did not know I had a disorder CindyUSA I am not sure if I should be embarrassed, ashamed, depressed about my condition. I do not look unwell; does it show? I look normal to my wife, family and co-workers. I wonder if they know about my disorder. If they had, why did they not tell me? Like most illness, they start slow and build up and suddenly, bang; right between the eyes it hits you. Maybe for years I suspected, but not wanting to admit that to me. I did not think my condition was...
CrossdressingI got attracted to my Sister-in-law the moment i laid my eyes on her. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She's the only reason why I'm still single. I knew she liked me too because she kept glancing at my direction the day my brother brought her to our house 16 years ago. In the next few days, I made moves on her without my brother noticing. We had an affair. We had sex almost everyday until she got pregnant. Who's baby? We didn't confirm. It's either mine or my...
Chapter One – Spring The phone rang, jolting me out of my sleep. I looked blearily at the alarm clock. It was 8:19 on a Saturday morning. Who the hell could be calling me? I cleared my throat and picked up the phone. ‘Hello?’ ‘Steve. It’s Jessica.’ Jessica. Just hearing her voice brought back vivid memories. I walked over to the coffeemaker, thankful that I’d had the presence of mind to brew a pot of coffee last night. I was going to need some caffeine to work my way through this...
Mail Order By Charlotte Dickles 'Giles. Why are all men so fascinated at looking down women's blouses?' It was the third week at my new job. I'd gone into the office for an early evening coffee break and had surprised Gwen, who was bending over to reach something out of one of the lower drawers in a filing cabinet. The view down the front of her blouse was like staring down a Lake District valley from the top of Helvelyn - and the blood was rushing through my veins as though...
The cocktail was ice cold in my throat yet it burned almost as hot as her. That swimsuit. Two electric pink pieces separated by a stomach not yet exposed to overindulgence. Water cascaded from her body in a 'V' as she hauled herself out of the coruscating pool directly in front of me and flicked dark hair behind her lissome frame like something from a damn movie. Nobody yelled, "Cut!"I'd never been so glad of tinted glasses and having my knees drawn up on the sun lounger to hide my gaze and...
SeductionI was on my way back from a business trip in west Texas when, all of a sudden, I heard a ‘thump-thump-thump”. I knew immediately I had a flat tire. I gently steered my car of the side of the Interstate and down a small side road and then got out to check things out. Yep. I had a right side, rear flat tire. I raised the back hatch and started to pull out the jack and spare tire when I realized my spare tire was also flat.Fortunately for me, I have roadside assistance on my vehicle insurance...
Straight SexThis continuation of Lakeside Cabin picks up where chapter one left off. Elizabeth is waiting for David to arrive for their weekend together while David is stuck in traffic, both are remembering their first time together…. As she stood from the bed he watched her, his gaze never leaving her body. She came to him without a word and pulled him to a chair. ‘What do you have in mind?’ he asked. ‘What…’ her finger on his lips. ‘Just sit…and wait….’ she whispered. As she watched him watch her...
Introduction: You get the idea, two people end up fucking. Pretty normal theme if you ask me. Bright, thin stripes of light poked through the pines on a Wednesday morning, like thousands of tiny flashlights aimed at the shadowed ground in front of me. A gentle breeze sent waves of movement through the dense treetops, sounding subtly like the drip-drip of the leaky faucet I had become so accustomed to in the Lodge just downhill from me. Walking the defined trail had become a routine — employees...
I don’t remember a time when my thoughts didn’t include Randy. The affair started as a way for me to finally get my sexual needs met. At home I had many things others would love to have but I always felt there was something missing. I never knew what it was until I met Randy. Randy had a way to make me feel alive and gave me the attention that I was lacking at home. Over the past eight months I have shared many intimate details with him and was never ridiculed in what I had to say. Our meeting...
Straight SexLakeside Awakening If anyone had told the way I’d meet my soul mate a few years ago, I never would have believed it. It was my senior year of high school and I had recently gotten out of yet another bad relationship with a girl. Lina had been a pretty, chubby blonde with a nice personality but a nasty temper. We just didn’t click after a while and I was feeling down on myself for not being able to hold onto a girl for very long. My friend Dan took me to a friend’s house where there was a party...
The late afternoon sun peeked through the clouds as the sky began to clear over the lake. After two days of rain that kept us stuck in the cottage, I was ready to get out on the water to feel the wind in my face and course through my hair. It was especially hard to be shut-in during Thunderstorms after months of lockdown and self-isolation due to the COVID-19 Pandemic. We bought our island cottage about 5 years ago to get a respite from work and share some great times with our family and...
The young woman at the bar seemed intent on being alone, despite being dressed to kill. Bedecked in an eye-catching red dress, her golden hair cascading over her shoulders, she continued to sit at the bar, slowly sipping a Rum and Coke. Several slick-looking guys came over to hit on her, but before most of them even got the first word out, a piercing glance from her bright green eyes silenced them immediately. They would stop for a moment, as if paralyzed, then gulp, and dash off. Anyone who...
“Rob, Mr. Littleton’s diaper needs changing. Could you please take care of that and clean him up?” Rob cringed at the sound of Nurse Baker’s awful voice, for there was seldom anything positive uttered from her lips. Rob had been an overnight orderly at The Peaceful Valley Hospital for almost two years now, and the head nurse had been more like a jailer than a supervisor. She loved to dole menial tasks and impose petty torments, knowing there was nothing he could do but her bidding. He had...
Everyday was the same. Five minutes before the children came out of school the old Volvo would appear. It never came close and the driver never got out of the car. As the days went by other parents started to notice. When one of mums arrived late and saw the driver using binoculars, she called the police. The patrol car arrived just as the children came out. I was bending down to embrace Madeleine and Thomas when I saw him get out of the car. Even four hundred yards away I recognised him. That...
I am a fourteen-year-old girl and I have had a sleeping disorder all of my life. I have been to doctors but nothing worked until just recently. I sleep so soundly that I cannot hear an alarm clock or even a fire alarm. It takes mom almost a half-hour to wake me up in the morning for school and that’s after a ten-hour sleep. Then about a week ago all that changed. It had taken a few weeks for that last drug to get into my system and finally start to work properly. Then I didn’t want...
I did not know I had a disorder CindyUSA I am not sure if I should be embarrassed, ashamed, depressed about my condition. I do not look unwell, does it show? I look normal to my wife, family and co-workers. I wonder if they know about my disorder. If they had, why did they not tell me? Like most illness, they start slow and build up and suddenly, bang, right between the eyes it hits you. Maybe for years I suspected, but not wanting to admit that to me. I did not think my condition was...
"A matter of Security-Remapped Personality Disorder" By: Alias G. Eliot (c) All rights reserved Greg put the gold cross between his teeth for the thousandth time with an irritating unconscious gesture as he did his daily pushups. It was six a.m. and he was just getting started with his daily routine of sweaty, hard muscle reps. He gritted and tried to bite the impenetrable gold metal as he pushed himself to the limit of endurance....
Residential Marriage Counselling David finished preparing the tray of tea and cakes as he heard the doorbell ring. He winced slightly at his automatic reaction to go and answer the door, one of his normal duties. Today was different though and he listened while Dr Swift went to the door to greet his wife. He had been staying at Dr Angie Swift's house for four weeks now, part of her residential programme of marriage guidance counselling that he and his wife had signed up to in an...
Residential Marriage Guidance - Aftercare Xxx So, a sequel to a sequel or the third part of a trilogy? The idea for this came to me as I was finishing "Advanced Residential Marriage Guidance" and I just had to write it. You'll probably have to read "Advanced Residential Marriage Guidance to learn the characters and background and get the most from this story. As always, feedback on what you find hot and what is not is gratefully appreciated - same goes for my other stories if...
Naea looks around herself urgently for a second time in less than half a minute. The mountain forest on either side of the pathway seems clear of immediate threat. She digs into the dead man’s waist pouch again, drawing out the dark pebble-like device she has already felt inside it with a thrill in her heart.She knows what it is, another relic from the old world. She can hazard an educated guess that this hard drive belongs somewhere in the second half of the 21st Century. It causes her to...
IncestMuemen opened his eyes and lay enjoying the familiar and constant roll of the sea. The hazy gray light of early dawn seeped into his dark cabin through the cracks and edges of the door and thin brown curtains of the lone, paneless window. He rolled from his hammock and stretched his stiff muscles, scrounged through his bare pantry for a quick breakfast of blue tubers and a few sardines, and sat himself at his small table before the window. He peeked outside as he ate, the sun had not yet broken...
After my dad walked out on us, all of those things she used to do, she just didn't do very often anymore, and her outgoing personality seemed like it vanished completely. She had been raising me by herself this whole time, making due with whatever we had, staying in shitty apartments while she worked late nights at minimum wage jobs. I always tried my best to comfort my mom through her depression bouts. She deserved better. Better than my shitty father or those other asshole dudes, better...
Judy arrived at work the following morning and was greeted by Mrs. Estevez. "Good morning Judy" she said as Judy walked in the door. Judy said "Hello Mrs. Estevez, how are you today? How is Kevin doing these days? Jean let the remark go without responding and asked her if she was interested in coming to a party that she was giving tomorrow night. She said "There won't be many people there your age, but for Kevin. I'm sure you'll enjoy it though. It should be great fun." Judy...
The evening ended shortly after. No one had paid much attention to the video tape that Jean had brought by once the action started. It had served it's purpose though and Jean placed it back in it's place on the shelf in her video store. She scanned the other pornographic videos on the shelves and picked up one after the other and examined the pictures on the covers. Mental images of the previous night came to her. Hard throbbing cocks pounding into Cheryl's mouth and pussy....
Kevin's alarm clock sounded at five thirty A.M. He jumped out of bed, made for the bathroom and showered, shaved, and brushed his teeth. After getting dressed, he went downstairs for some coffee. His aunt was already up and making the coffee when he entered the kitchen. She looked great. She had become very forward and brazen since their relationship had changed into a sexual one. She was standing there at the counter wearing only her brassiere and panties. The smooth, silken material...
Jean stopped at the supermarket on the way home to pick up a few things she needed for dinner. She was feeling a lust burning inside her, giving her a warm feeling between her legs. She thought of Kevin and the wonderful time that they would have together. She'd put the make on him tomorrow at work, but for tonight she was going to try out her husband for some relief. She checked out the fresh vegetable section and picked out some lettuce, carrots and bean sprouts. Her hand wrapped...
At work the following day, Kevin noticed Mrs. Estevez bending over the files in the office and couldn't help looking at her magnificent ass and those long, shapely legs of hers. Kevin stood in the doorway to her office admiring her shape when she suddenly turned around and said "Oh! Hello, Kevin is there something I can help you with?" Kevin smiled and said "No! I was just admiring the way you work, that's all". Mrs. Estevez chuckled and returned to her work in the file cabinet but...
Cheryl showered and felt indescribably satisfied. She had never thought that she would do something like that, let alone with her own nephew. Her body tingled all over as the towel dried her firm body. Her belly and crotch were glowing with the embers of both satisfaction and wanton lust. She wanted more. She needed more. She dusted herself with powder and sprayed her neck and pubic hair with her expensive French perfume. She rubbed in the perfume with her finger tips and felt the longing...
At ten fifty five, and right on time, Judy Callen showed up for work. Judy was a yound blonde of nineteen. She was very pretty, with short cropped hair and a cute body. She had a small, round, heart shaped ass and small tight breasts. She seldom wore a brassiere since she simply didn't need one. Her breasts were firm enough to hold themselves up and they were usually topped with an erect nipple straining against the fabric of her blouse. She passed Kevin in the back room as he was...
Chery left for work at the real estate firm and Kevin left shortly after for work. He worked as a clerk in a video and music store. It didn't pay all that well but the work was pretty easy and it paid for his meager needs. Mrs. Estevez greeted him with a warm, hello! when he arrived at work. She and her husband were the owners. They had been in business for about a year and a half and the business was growing quite rapidly. She had hired him right away and he could tell from the way that...
After his aunt had left his room, Kevin cleaned himself up, got dressed and went downstairs for a tall drink of cola. He was totally satisfied physically, but emotionally he had needed to touch her, taste her, fuck her. His aunt had a wonderful set of breasts and a magnificent pussy. Her waist was small and it gradually blended into a fantastic set of hips. She had a fabulous body and after the incident upstairs, he knew that she had special needs that he hoped she would let him fill....
Kevin pulled into the driveway of his aunt's house, opened the garage door with his remote and immediately noticed that her car was missing. She must be out shopping, he thought. He entered the house and found a note on the refrigerator. The note read "Kevin, I left at two o'clock. I'll be at the mall shopping. Be home in a couple of hours. Love, Cheryl. He immediately went to his room and unloaded the spent film cartridges from his pack and rewound the last cartidge in his...
A Dirty Novel Written by [email protected] Chapter One Kevin Anderson woke up at the first sound of his radio alarm when it came on at 4 A.M. It was Saturday morning and he had a busy schedule ahead of him. The bed creaked as he shifted his weight and swung his legs out from under the covers and felt the first blast of the cool morning air and the cold tile floor beneath him. He stood and then stretched to work out the sleep from his body, took a deep breath and started for the...
She stood there in the bedchamber with a face as pale as death, the cold air within the room making her shiver more than the fear in her heart. Her new servants were removing her robes and combing her long black hair. She dared not look at them. She felt ashamed for what she was about to do, something a woman of her age should have already done. Tonight was her wedding night and, instead of joy and excitement, she was sick with loathing and heartache. She was 20 years old and still a virgin....
Dockside Birdie, rest a little longer, ‘Til little wings are stronger, So she rests a little longer, Before she flies away.+++Tennyson, Sea Dreams Not far from the Tower of London, a few hundred yards at most and flanking the old city, there is a small marina, and actually, as marinas go, it’s a decent one. A bit of a chore to get to — fighting mad tides up the Thames and all — but I’d heard it was worth the effort. Anyway, with winter coming on fast I needed to find a place to sit-out the...
Since the cold weather has come, s*s, hubby and I have been hanging out inside. At night we like to gather around the fire on the couch in the darkness of the winter’s evening and enjoy the its warmth on our bodies. It is so romantic cozying up in each other’s arms while sipping a nice glass of wine. One evening recently, I was curled up under hubby’s arm in front of the fireplace. We were both naked. It was so comfortable sitting there with his arm around me and my breasts pressed up against...
You walk up to a job at SIDEKICKS. This is a place that set sup people with Sidekick to heroes. You sign up for a female hero to work with. You figured it would be fun to be around a sexy hero. You’re still new to the sidekick game and want to really get in there and fight crime. A busty woman is behind the counter with black hair and red glasses. “We have an opening for you. Tell me your cock measurements.” She said. “Why do you need to know that?” She laughs. “So they can know if your fun to...
Stepping out of the station, you follow the hand-drawn map through old industrial areas of the city. You are looking for the famous Residenz Avalon, a name to strike fear into the heart of visitors. It takes a while, in the warm summer's evening, but the map is good and you are soon at the door of a building with the right nameplate. The brick building is old, like a warehouse overlooking a nearby river. Curiously, the door is open - perhaps someone is currently moving deliveries into the...
BDSMSabine Kazinsky stood at the edge of the field in the stadium in Rio de Janeiro, admiring how many seats surrounded her, hearing the invisible roar of the crowds who would be watching her in the next few days as she battled for a gold medal in the Summer Olympics. She was new to the team and she knew she needed to prove herself. Her bright, blonde hair shone in the sunlight, while her red shirt and white shorts blazed as they hugged her athletic figure. Her eyes wandered to the men practicing...
Straight SexSitting in a field, you hear the sea waves to your left. Casually breaking over the shoreline's rock pools below. The field sits atop a plateau that overlooks the sea. You lay back under a thick autumn tree. It's leaves drooping to shadow part of your body. The shade protecting you from the heat.With your arms straight behind you, supporting you whilst you looked at me sitting atop your lap. Your legs outstretched on the grass behind me. With my eyes seductively looking down at you. Staring at...
Since the cold weather has come, s*s, hubby and I have been hanging out inside. At night we like to gather around the fire on the couch in the darkness of the winter’s evening and enjoy the its warmth on our bodies. It is so romantic cozying up in each other’s arms while sipping a nice glass of wine.One evening recently, I was curled up under hubby’s arm in front of the fireplace. We were both naked. It was so comfortable sitting there with his arm around me and my breasts pressed up...