Santa Claus cum early non fiction
- 3 years ago
- 33
- 0
The day dawned bright and cheery and Santa was in a jolly raunchy mood. He had slept with his favorite elf and had been well serviced. It was a slow day appearance wise. There was one gathering in East Palo Alto for a very large group of neighborhood Mexican children. When that was done Santa was looking forward to a nice soak in the hot tub with his two favorite elf maidens. His sleigh was cleaned and polished and ready to transport him to EPA for his appearance. He climbed in his sleigh and...
The day dawned bright and cheery and Santa was in a jolly raunchy mood. He had slept with his favorite elf and had been well serviced. It was a slow day appearance wise. There was one gathering in East Palo Alto for a very large group of neighborhood Mexican children. When that was done Santa was looking forward to a nice soak in the hot tub with his two favorite elf maidens. His sleigh was cleaned and polished and ready to transport him to EPA for his appearance. He climbed in his sleigh and...
MILFI was a little elf going to work and pack gifts all day at the mallit was a nice thing to do during december and it paid some extra moneyi was all dress in my green leggin and little elf costume getting in the bus back from workthere was a older guy in his santa costume waving at me in the backi was invited to seat with him''hey how was you day little el''''good good i packed gift all day''''good of you , you make santa proud''both laughing keep playing our ''role''''so what are you doing...
Santa Lovers – Alicia and SamAlicia was under her special uncle. He was very gentle but his huge belly spread across her tiny one and hung down over her sides. She felt wrapped in love and protected from the world. She was so warm and safe with her Uncle Santa. Her slender legs were spread wide and she was being stretched incredible open between her legs. When Alicia’s sweet pussy had been opened like this in the past, she always felt like it was too full to ever close up again. As her...
My little sister, Anna sure knows how to keep Santa busy on Christmas Eve! She made arrangements for Santa to visit a couple of our friends' houses and deliver packages to add to the holiday spirit. Santa would visit Anne's and Karin's Christmas parties, then make a midnight appearance at Annika's. My sister thought this would be just the kind of thing to keep Santa jolly all Christmas Eve. Of course, she had hubby playing the role of Santa.By the way, he does a wonderful job as Santa...
Santa spanks Taylor & Hangs a Candy Cane In Her Bottom.Taylor was home for Christmas from college and she was in their bedroom for a long winter’s night. Not a creature was stirring her family away but pretty coed had decided to stay.As Taylor had made merry and cheer. Little did Taylor know it was the condition of her cute rear she should fear?Her pretty long brown shimmery hair swished and swayed from side to side displaying her round shapely bottom packed tight into her blue jeans and bust...
I hate playing Santa. That said, I am a kid’s party Santa. Did I mention that I hate it? The outfit is hot and made out of cheap fabric which makes my skin break out if I wear it for more than a few hours. I go to parties where everyone else is having fun, and I can’t even have a drink (except of course the warm milk that comes with the cookies I have to eat), and the kids are usually brats. But I already have a beard, the money isn’t bad, and occasionally I even get a tip from the parents in...
MILFHi all, this is my incredibly awesome entry into the ANNUAL WINTER HOLIDAYS EROTIC STORY CONTEST! This EPIC STORY is filled with: HOT SEX HEARTWARMING LOVE FREAKY SEX JOLLY HUMOR And CRAZY FREAKY HOT SEX Disclaimers: All the ELVES in this story are over 18 years old, and most of them are over 18,000 years old. Though they are small, they ARE NOT children! REINDEER are mentioned, but DO NOT do anything naughty! PLEASE VOTE!!! This story is LONG, so if at any point you feel the...
Santa Babe by Daniel A. Wolfe (aka D.A.W.) Author's Note I sat on this story for more than a year, but I finally decided to dust it off and finish it just in time for Christmas. It's a little more 'fetishy' than my usual stuff, but I hope you like it. ------- "Ho, ho, oh no!" The fat bastard rolled out of the sled falling face first and produced a thud that shook the whole damn roof. "Clumsy old coot," I grumbled under my breath and hopped out of the sleigh to help my red...
Note: My stories usually include pics that makes it more enjoyable to read and look at. Unfortunately Xhamster says that photos can't be uploaded right now due to technical reasons. So I used my videos instead. I hope this is fixed soon and that you enjoy this story anyways and am able to use your imagination. Thanks! Kisses!-Chrissy In my story called "Santa Likes Femboys," here: https://xhamster.com/stories/santa-likes-femboys-10061474 I explained that I discovered that last Christmas when...
It was five days before Christmas. Everything was on schedule, reindeer fattened up, elves wrapping and packing toys, and Santa checking his list. The naughty list had grown this year. Santa was wondering why, when he heard on the North Pole News Station: “Mayan calendar predicts end of the world tomorrow. Earth is in a panic.” The elves heard the news and stopped working. They got up from their benches and gathered around Santa. The female elves all sat at Santa’s feet. A couple sat in his...
Group SexEvery year I wish for something at Christmas. Usually it's things I don't need, but something that I really want. So about the end of October I started thinking about what I wanted for Christmas this year.You know the stores start putting their Christmas items out. Kmart, Target, Walmart, etc. have all their Christmas lingerie right up front so horny guys walking down the isles can jerk off while thinking about getting their girlfriends, wives, mistresses, or fuck buddies one of these little...
Straight SexMy friend Merry took me Christmas shopping last Wednesday. She knew I had been down in the dumps about life. I moved out of my parents’ house earlier this year, living on my own. I had my own studio apartment, a decent job, and… And that was the problem. I wanted a boyfriend, a man. Merry had a boyfriend. His name was Jared and he was as a courier. Merry was hoping he would deliver an engagement ring to her for Christmas. I crossed my fingers for her. That was part of my depression. My best...
It’s not every day you get to play Santa and I can assure you my sacks were full to the brim. I did my duty and handed out all the Prezzies at the masquerade work Christmas party, tossed out candy canes and generally made everyone smile. I think it was more of a punishment from the C.E.O than anything else but I found my fun in it. He seemed to give me all the things that no one else wanted to do… maybe because I am young… maybe it because I am up and coming… or maybe it was...
The spirit of Naar floated helplessly in the darkness of space, his soul a cloud of ethereal, black smoke. He watched angrily as the universe was consumed by the Light of Ishir and Kai, their benevolent gazes bringing new life to the worlds he had purified with fire and death. At the Dark God’s side floated Gwena, an Elf girl who had succumbed to Naar’s evil power. *This Light, this goodness sickens me,* snarled Naar mentally to his disembodied slave. *Is there any way we can halt...
We gave up on trying to get pregnant. My sperm count was tested and found very high and lively. Her eggs were extremely fertile. No matter how often we tried, it never happened. Rachyl even participated in a new In-Vitro innovation which failed. Nothing seemed to work until that one Christmas Eve night. The office party itself was another dull affair. I do believe Rachyl enjoyed it more than I did. Rachyl had taken off the day before to prepare. Considering she was the mild, meek accountant of...
VoyeurThe office party itself was another dull affair. I do believe Rachyl enjoyed it more than I did. Rachyl had taken off the day before to prepare. Considering she was the mild, meek accountant of the firm, the one everybody forgot about, her desire to symbolize the holiday was foremost in her preparation. Being Christmas Eve, Rachyl had wanted to go all out. Her normally straight blonde hair had been shampooed, cut, and styled with soft flowing curls to garner attention. The manicure gave her...
Did you know Santa Clause is real....and he likes femboys??!I It happened last Christmas Eve. I fell asleep listening to the snow fall just outside my window. I was comfy under my layers of warm blankets I clutched tightly, in the black lace panties and red lingerie night dress or nighty I wear to bed. A loud thud on the roof above me startled me awake and I heard the jingles of bells and the sounds of an a****l sneezing. A few seconds later I heard what sounded like someone walking around in...
Santa, aka Justin, sat in his chair in the middle of Santa’s Wonderland, half-listening to the children while his eyes scanned the scurrying shoppers. Seeing a group of young women, he eyed them up and down, noticing that they kept giving him glances and were giggling.Although he couldn’t hear what the three girls were saying, he sensed they were up to something. It seemed to happen each year when he played Santa.That little redhead is pretty cute. Any other time, he would probably have made a...
OccupationsMy name is Christine, and I have loved Santa Claus with all my heart for as long as I have known about him, which was before I could speak. His love for all, rich or poor, old and young, warmed my heart and set an example for my life. One of my first sentences was, “I want to marry Santa.” My father would shake his head and say, “Santa already has a wife, Mrs. Claus.” I shook my head emphatically, “No he doesn’t. But he needs one.” I knew this without a doubt. It was something I knew in my...
It was Christmas Eve, a joyous time. But Virginia sat alone in her living room clutching a half-empty bottle of red wine. The 34-year-old attractive blonde led a very lonely life. Virginia's father and mother had both been only children of parents who died quite young. Maybe that's why they had planned on a large family. The thrill they experienced when the doctor told them of the pregnancy lasted the full nine months. Even the contractions on the way to the hospital weren't powerful...
Last year I performed as Santa Claus at two Mexican super markets. I enjoyed hearing the children’s wishes for Christmas and spreading a little joy. At this one appearance I was joined by an elf. I had to drive to the elf’s home and pick her up. She was 19 years old and did not drive. To give her an added level of protection her older companion joined us. The older companion’s name was Amy and the elf was Lisa. We had two stops to make. Both were markets in a small chain of family owned stores....
“What d'you mean, no Santa Claus for the children?” my husband Ivan yelled at me. “Ivan, I took the kids to the mall to see Santa Claus. When they got to sit on his knee and told him their Christmas wishes, he told them that there wouldn't be any. He said that because YOU had been a naughty boy this year they weren't on his list.” “Who the hell does he think he is? This ‘mudak,’ this unmitigated dickhead thinks he can do this to Ivan the Terrible. I’ll take care of him. I’ll make him an offer...
HumorLast year I performed as Santa Claus at two Mexican super markets. I enjoyed hearing the children’s wishes for Christmas and spreading a little joy. At this one appearance I was joined by an elf. I had to drive to the elf’s home and pick her up. She was 19 years old and did not drive. To give her an added level of protection her older companion joined us. The older companion’s name was Amy and the elf was Lisa. We had two stops to make. Both were markets in a small chain of family owned stores....
First TimeSanta Baby -- A Drabble To the Tune of "Santa Baby." Original written by J. Javits and P. Springer originally sung by Ertha Kitt Santa baby, this is how he'd like to begin, smooth skin Hairless from the neck down, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, just some small convenient tips, big hips Curves in all the right spots. Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun he's missed Think of all the fellas that he hasn't kissed I...
Mary walked through the shopping mall idly gazing into all the shops windows with their festive displays. Tinsel and fairy lights were strung across the wide walkway and small Christmas Trees flashed and twinkled every twenty yards or so. She thought to herself that she would never get use to the hot season here in Brisbane. Strolling about in bright sunshine wearing just a pink halter top, tight white shorts and sandals on the 24th of December just seemed wrong. Billy wouldn’t be complaining...
Quickie SexA fantasy doesn’t always stay in your mind. I’m lying in bed naked, as instructed by her, under the covers. She told me to wait for a surprise but I can hardly keep still. It’s a few nights before Christmas and we usually don’t do presents this early. My girlfriend and I live together so we usually have a hers, mine, and us family kind of Christmas day so we do ours Christmas Eve. So here I lay, a few candles lighting the room, waiting to see what she’s cooked up. I know my waiting has come...
Santa School Jacob Burrows answered the ad for a mall Santa, and was surprised to discover that one had to actually attend a class before you were allowed to put on the red suit and beard. In fact, he was sent to a day long "Santa School". At the class, Jacob spent the day learning how best to act "jolly", even when things were not going well. Things like when a kid pulls on your beard or pees on your pants. There was also a discussion on what to do if a kid asks for...
You better watch out, you better not cryYou better not pout, I’m telling you why!!!Santa Clasu is coming to town!!!And that dirty old bastard spends all year looking into the bedrooms of boys and girls across the world deciding whether what they do is naughty or nice!! He is pissed with one young woman that is spoiling Christmas by telling k**s that he is not real!!!! So he made a special trip down from the North Pole just to set some things straight!!!And does he ever get it straight!!!Hope...
i was trying to sleep in my bed and waiting for my eyes to shut.. than i heard a sc**** on my roof.. I looked up and heard nothing.. so i thought it was just the snow sliding off.. i laid there and about a min. later i heard foot steps and a person saying shit what a small and tight hole i got to go down in.. my first thought was a person trying to rob me but than i remember it was christmas and i knew it was santa.. so i got up out of my bed and went to to fireplace..when i got there i saw...
There were two events going on in our family during December of 1961. One was getting ready for the Christmas holidays and the other was getting ready to move to a new house after New Years. These two events would come together for me in a way that was quite unexpected. I was just about eleven years old, and like all kids, was looking forward to getting out of school for two weeks. Of course, having the holidays as the reason was the bonus. The anticipation of moving into a new three bedroom...
The grey-haired woman released her lip and said, "Reganald, I wasn't going to call, but it's been a day, the whole time with no communication at all. I am starting to get worried—" "Wait, ma'am, are you saying you haven't heard anything from him for a whole day?" Suddenly there was the sound of alarms and klaxons behind Reganald. "Don't worry ma'am, the SC Ops is on the job. Give us two days tops to find out what happened." The woman breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you,...
John's mouth dropped open, was it his imagination or was the crystal growing? Funny he thought it wasn't any heavier, shaking his head he knew he was going to have to get used to it that was all. After everyone was settled John decided to find out how far they were from this count that Mercy had mentioned. Reaching out at first he didn't feel anything, and then suddenly he could feel another magical presence! John's mouth hung open so that was how he'd followed them so quickly!...
I needed a part time job to bring more money in or move to some run down apartment that I could afford. I looked in all the papers, on the internet, I asked people if there were any jobs I could do but nothing. In the paper from the town next to the town I live in there was an ad for a club dancer, I knew that was a stripper, I said I would never do anything like that but I was broke and almost homeless. Plus it was in the town down the road, no one would find out. Let me describe...
It was late Christmas eve and Olivia was laying in bed feeling quite horny and with everyone in the house asleep she started to slowly move her hand down her naked body until she got to her already wet pussy and she gently started to rub herself trying to think of someone sexy using her and that is when she thought it would be hot for Santa to catch her being naughty but little did she know what was going to happen in the next few minutes. As she played she had her eyes closed and as she...
Disclaimer: This story is a work of pure naughty fiction. Any similarities to any person living, dead, undead, fictional, et. al is purely coincidental. This is my first story. Critiques are welcome.We all need a little extra money this holiday season. So for some extra cash, I became a mall Santa. Took the course, rented my costume, ho ho ho I'm ready to go. All I have to do is sit for a few hours, have some cuties sit on my lap, listen to their wish lists and smile for the camera. Simple...
Santa BabyNikkie SilkIt was the last Friday night before Christmas, and the pub was packedwith office workers intent on celebrating the Christmas spirit bygetting as drunk as they could manage. Slade were belting out ‘MerryXmas Everybody’ over the speakers and the whole pub was raucouslyjoining in with the chorus. People were kissing under pieces of plasticmistletoe and more than one office romance would begin, and probablyend, that evening.The group that had grabbed a table to the side of the...
Santa Baby I live for feedback [email protected] It was the last Friday night before Christmas, and the pub was packed with office workers intent on celebrating the Christmas spirit by drinking as much as they could before closing time. Slade were belting out "Merry Xmas Everybody" over the speakers and the whole pub was raucously joining in with the chorus. People were kissing under pieces of plastic mistletoe and more than one office romance would begin, and probably end,...
I won't bother trying to describe myself. You've all heard my description-- "nose like a cherry", and a "belly that shook like a bowl full of jelly" and all that shit. What the prick who wrote all that about me didn't know was what was hanging under that bowl of jelly. What's the point of fulfilling all those wishes for everybody else if you can't help yourself out once in a while?I get around a bit, about once a year. Most of the time I'm just hanging around the old pole, trying...
The elder from... John was starting to lose track of time so far he'd seen the? He guessed it was a sun set twice that meant according to them that two years had passed already on the outside. So far the only magic he could do well was the thought talking to the elders and a few others. Sitting John tried to go through everything the elder elf Granle had told him. Another failed attempt later there was a knock at his door, "I thought you might want something to eat and drink. You have...
I was building up the fire ready for departure, two shovels front right, two front left, when I heard the voice of a buffet steward calling to get my attention. I leant my head out of the cab door and froze, but not from the cold December air. Tilted up at me was a small pixie face, dusted with freckles, surrounded by shining brown hair, and smiling blue eyes. I was speechless. Suddenly I realised that she was talking to me, and I was staring, not hearing a word she had said. ‘Sorry — I didn’t...
Santa Knows Who's Naughty and Nice By The Rebel The long Yule night was passing slowly as the winter storm howled outside the huge old house. Upstate New York is used to snowstorms of unusual intensity but this winter storm was epic. Tonight was Christmas Eve and magic seemed to be in the air. Tonight was a night in which all-good men and women should stay snug before a roaring fire while hugging their love ones. If Santa were going to make his rounds tonight it would truly be...
Sitting at the table still trembling, John eyes spied the mirror he'd left next to the chair when he'd shown it to Torran and Triance. Rising he unsteadily walked over and lifted it. Strange he thought the surface was murkier than mirror like. Shaking his head he remembered Mother Nature telling him that it would help him for now. That what needed to be done would be shown. Also that it would be confusing at first. Shaking his head again John thought, ‘I just want to know where she is...
It all started one Saturday morning. I was home all alone. My mom and dad went away for a lover's retreat all weekend. It left me alone to indulge in my most favorite pastime. You see I don't get into sports or anything like that. I like to dress up like a girl. I don't want to be a girl or date men. I just like to look like a girl every now and then. To me it's fun and a real challenge to see how real I can look. To me I look just like a girl when I am fully dressed. I think I could fool...
After living in the Netherlands for 33 years I was ready for a big change. I had been toying withthe idea of moving to another country to get away from the stress of it all for a while.I had girlfriends in the Netherlands. Wives.I had one nighters and 2 nighters. I wasn't doing bad for myself.But, there was something missing on the girl side. I love variety. I think I've been withevery kind of girl I COULD be with in the Netherlands. I started thinking about other countries.Other girls. Other...
voices singing, "Let's be jolly, pack my ass with border collie..." We live "out here on the edge of the prairie," as the guy on the radio used to say, and when the wind comes rushing down the plain this time of year, there is no sweetly waving wheat; it just feels anywhere from bitterly to lethally cold. You can argue whether or not it's the most wonderful time of the year, I suppose, but opinions aside, late December on the northern plains is cold. Taking your pants off in a...
I had my suspicions that the wife was getting herself fucked elsewhere. When I came home early from work one day it was no surprise to find that my suspicions were correct. I could hear voices upstairs coming from our bedroom so I sneaked upand luckily the door was ajar, What I didn't expect to find was my neighbours lad Daniel and the wife both naked on the bed with Daniels cock down my wife's throat.The scene had my cock rigid in moments. The lad was kneeling on the bed, his hands feeling my...
529 T and the lad Part 4So, she looked deep into T`s eyes, then said, “I must soon have him you know that don’t you? Tears formed in the woman`s eyes, she remembered school, and how this woman , then just a girl, had taken everything she had ever really treasured, and here she was again about to take her son, her lover, and there was little she could do or say.as he wanted the bitch so. H stood and said to Rodney, “You make up your minds while I go to the john”, and with that she swept out in...
Funny how things work out. You grow up reading books and fairy tales, watching Disney movies, and you’re pretty sure you’re going to have a summer romance, to fall in blissful mutual love with someone dark and handsome and live happily ever after. Nobody tells you it could turn out to be a big, brainy border collie with a weird back-door predilection. And yet here I am, sitting on a towel with a slow stream of collie cream leaking out my ass, while I type out my thoughts. I’m not at all...
534 T & the lad 7 So, the plot thickened, and it started right after the washing up from the evening meal at which Rodney had washed and Ellen had dried, though that perhaps is not strictly true, perhaps during the washing up would have been more accurate it being the first time they had been alone together. Ellen, leant across the drainer to collect a wet plate just as the lad dropped the cup he was holding, it entered the water and splashed her blouse, quickly rendering the thin white...
533 T and the lad Part 6Before H went Rodney knew he had made a promise to her and as a gentleman albeit a young one, our lad felt obliged to do as he promised. The agent rang once more and gave her a date, 4 days away, so they took her out for a meal. A slap-up restaurant, good food and a great evening so on their return she decided that tonight was the night. Off to bed and soon the lad had her at climax level, he had known she would be a challenge, as she had admitted having had 5, and even...
`T’and the lad His lady is a jolly lady, we shall call her `T’ to save blushes. She has a son of thirty by another marriage, now flown the coup as they say, so simple maths puts her about late 40`s early 50`s I spose though I am too chicken to ask and it realy don’t matter as she is a woman who lives life to her best ability, especially sexually I think it fair to say! She has a sister, we shall call her `E’ who lives in a London suburb, well someone has to, and for me I can think of nowhere I...
We’d loaded up the service car with the presents, trolleys, boxes of food and drink, and spent the empty stock working readying the train for the influx of excited families. The lead steward asked me if I’d pop up to the loco when they’d run round and do drinks for the crew while the rest of the buffet crew helped with settling the passengers. The loco crew would have been on several hours before us lighting up and getting up steam for the day’s trains, so they’d be grateful for a drink. I...
It was five days before Christmas. Everything was on schedule, reindeer fattened up, elves wrapping and packing toys, and Santa checking his list. The naughty list had grown this year. Santa was wondering why, when he heard on the North Pole News Station: “Mayan calendar predicts end of the world tomorrow. Earth is in a panic.” The elves heard the news and stopped working. They got up from their benches and gathered around Santa. The female elves all sat at Santa’s feet. A couple sat in his...
This is a follow up story to my wife's 40th birthday present. To review briefly, we shared a fantasy for years about having a young man enjoy my wife's hot sweet nectar and finally with some teasing, I got it set up and she enjoyed a young black college man. I watched them but she didn't know it.I suggested that perhaps we could repeat the event for her next birthday but that it should be a threesome with her enjoying me and a lover. She jokingly suggested that perhaps it could be sooner,...
It was as if Santa himself had granted my every naughty wish, as if the white bearded old man had been watching me on a hidden cam in my room and knew my confused mind, I might have been thirteen, but my libido as a girl for older men, Santa wanted me to let them know I was available.'Ho Ho Ho', this jocular old man in a red suit, sat at the head of our dinner table, his hand sometimes straying onto my thigh, with a gentle squeeze, just inches from my crotch, yes that high on a girls bare leg,...
My husband Mark and I had finally reached the point of financial security we had been working so hard to achieve. We had been married a little over five years and we were elated because our offer had been approved on the house of our dreams. We were scheduled to move in a few weeks after the New Year. When Mark and I got married we sat down and talked long and hard about what goals we wanted for our future together. We had both come from middle-class families...
SANTA MARGARITA WOMEN PRISON To A. ? thanks for the initial inspiration and for a continuous, unflagging support. PART 1 Before the crack of dawn, prisoner Nadia Serna was awakened by the engines? roar in the prison courtyard. She knew instantly what was going on and what to do. Without thinking, she dropped to the floor and rolled under the bed, just in time to hear the front door being broken down. Suddenly, the building was filled by excited shouts and thumping of boots on tiled...