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It was five days before Christmas. Everything was on schedule, reindeer fattened up, elves wrapping and packing toys, and Santa checking his list. The naughty list had grown this year. Santa was wondering why, when he heard on the North Pole News Station: “Mayan calendar predicts end of the world tomorrow. Earth is in a panic.”

The elves heard the news and stopped working. They got up from their benches and gathered around Santa. The female elves all sat at Santa’s feet. A couple sat in his lap. They looked like lost little children looking up to their father figure. He quieted them down and raised his hands. The room got eerily silent.

Santa spoke, “You heard the news. I am not sure what we should do. We are ahead of schedule and a day off is not out of the question. I declare tomorrow ‘Doomsday Holiday’ for a big party. If it turns out to be nothing then we lose a day but have fun doing it. I declare it to be party time starting NOW!”

A loud cheer went up from the elves. The two elves on Santa’s lap rose up and down, forcing his manhood to get erect. They giggled when they saw it and Santa roared, “HO HO HO!”

Santa put the elfin ladies down and bid them return later for a sample of what they saw. The both nodded in agreement excitedly and scampered off to join their friends. All kinds of preparations were being made for the party of a lifetime. The elves were happy. They cleaned off the benches of toys, tools, paper work and accumulated dust and dirt.

When that was done, the benches were spread with clothes in various hues of red and green. Plates full of food and desserts magically appeared, then emptied and re-appeared. Beer and wine were flowing freely and the party was getting a bit raucous. There was an impromptu band forming and an area cleared for dancing appeared. These elves knew how to party. Santa sat in his chair looking down at the festivities, afraid to join in. He had his tankard of ale and he was content. He was getting into the party spirit and his two elves had re-joined him. They had changed out of their work attire into diaphanous short dresses. Lemon was wearing a lemon colored dress displaying all her charms. Rose had a pink dress equally displaying all her charms. They were there to service Santa’s every need.

No one seemed to care that the end of the world was coming. They just wanted to grab all they could while they were alive and sober. That included Santa’s two helpers. They had removed Santa’s heavy coat and taken his boots off. They were struggling with his suspenders on his pants. They were a little too snug and the buttons were straining to hold onto them. Finally they broke free and Santa’s pants were pulled down. All he was wearing now were his socks, t shirt and boxers. His manhood had created quite a tent in his shorts. The girls were chattering about it and touching it to make it bounce. Each time it bounced they giggled. Finally Lemon grabbed it and would not let go. She was stroking it and Santa was mouthing, "HO HO HO."

All around Santa the elves were chasing each other, grabbing and ripping their clothes off. Girl elves were chasing boy elves and falling on them with wanton lust. There always seemed to be an even number of male and female elves. Rose and Lemon were not alone. There were two male elves climbing all over Mrs. Claus too. They had taken her clothes completely off and wrestled her to the floor.

One elf was at each breast while her hands were busy stroking the two massive cocks. What elves lacked in height they more than made up for in other places. One elf shifted his position and started to face fuck her with his cock completely in her mouth. She was sucking it hard and he was pounding her face. The other elf had moved to her pussy and had her lips spread, poised to enter her. She shifted her hips and he was fully engulfed, riding her hard and fast. Mrs. Claus knew exactly what she wanted and got it now.

Lemon had freed Santa’s massive shaft and was admiring it when Rose squatted over it and impaled herself. In spite of its size it slid deeply into Rose; it was up to the hilt as she rode him hard. She was bouncing up and down while Lemon watched surprised and angry. She wanted him first.

“She who waits loses," taunted Rose.

“Not for long bitch!” yelled Lemon.

Lemon grabbed Rose by the hair and yanked her off Santa hard. Santa slid out and looked at the two fighting elves. His tummy shook as he watched them scuffle.

“Ho Ho Ho! Please stop this girls. I can service you both if you have patience," he said.

The girls continued to scuffle and Santa, who was hornier now, went off in search of a willing partner to satisfy his lust. His cock was hard and raging to plunder some elf maiden’s pussy. He was looking for one maiden in particular. She was a flaxen haired beauty who had refused all his advances, but now would surely capitulate. Her name was Jasmine and as her name implied, she was very sweet. He spied her across the room, sitting detached from the others and sipping rose water. He was going to sneak up on her but decided it was better to approach directly. She saw him coming and checked out his tool which was still pointing skyward.

She thought, “I want to take that in my mouth tonight and suck him dry.”

Santa approached and she grabbed his tool and pulled him with it. Her mouth went quickly on it and sucked him down her throat. Her head bobbed in and out on him and she could feel him throbbing. Santa reached down and stuck two fingers in her wet pussy. She moaned and almost bit down on Santa. The moaning continued and Santa felt her throat pulsing around his cock. It was forcing him to build up, ready to explode. With one hand in her pussy he put the other on her head, forcing her to hold his cock deep in her mouth. Santa exploded and sprayed long ropes of cum deep into Jasmine’s eager throat. She gulped and kept every bit inside her. When he was done he was still hard as he had taken a ‘Cialis' earlier and would be hard for hours.

With the one hand that was still in her pussy, he lifted her up and took his hand out to replace it by his still rock hard tool. She was tight and could not take it all. He rammed into her and she gasped and screamed. He kept pushing into her and felt her cervix against his head. It was tight and hard. He kept thrusting and she kept grunting and moaning. She had cum at least a dozen times and was building for a final last gasp. Her g-spot had been stimulated and she was building to the ultimate orgasm. Santa could feel himself rushing to spray again. He sprayed, she screamed and came.

She yelled, “Oh Santa I am cuuuuummmmmmmming!”

With that she squirted all over Santa and came so hard that her pussy clamped down on Santa’s cock. He moaned but kept spraying her. When he was done he was still rock hard. Jasmine was passed out. Santa went in search of another willing partner. After two more willing partners were smiling and well lubricated, Santa was getting frustrated. He was still hard. It would not go down. His cock was like a rock.

Santa was running among the elves, sticking his cock into every willing hole and spraying them all. He was sweating now and getting worried that he had done something wrong and was being punished. He had fucked just about every female elf in the building. There were a few unhappy male elves that had lost out to Santa.

Meanwhile Mrs. Claus had taken both elves and drained their cocks. She was ready for a real man now. She saw him fucking every girl in the place and smiled. She had known that the 'Cialis' he took was accumulating in his body and not flushing. He was desperate for final release. Now it was her turn to get him back for all his dalliances. She knew that if she said the right thing and looked at him a certain way his inflamed manhood would shrivel up and die. She slowly approached him from behind and got right up close.

“BOO!” she yelled, laughing.

He jumped up and turned around angry. She was laughing and when he saw that, he laughed too. Pleading with her he said, “I have this real problem and I need serious help to get it gone. Can you give me a hand?”

“Are you sure it is only a hand you want?” Mrs. Claus asked.

“I don’t know but it is starting to drive me crazy. I have fucked every female elf here and not one worked. Please help me?” he pleaded.

She looked him over and declared, “I will help you but you have to go with everything I ask.”

“OK ANYTHING," he pleaded again.

She explained to him what was to happen, “I will have sex with you in all my orifices, mouth, ass and pussy in that order. You will fill each one. When we are done you will go to Lemon and Rose and break up their scuffle. You will fuck them silly and when you are done your cock will be flaccid.”

“Agreed,” capitulated Santa.

Mrs. Claus looked him in the eye and smiled broadly; she was finally going to have it her way. She proceeded to get on her knees in front of him and wrapped her hand around him, pulling him to her hungry mouth. One of the rules was that he was not to touch her at all. She sucked and stroked him and when he was deep in her throat she hummed, causing him to wiggle. She was enjoying the feel of total control. She was bobbing in and out on his cock. He started to grab her head and stopped when he got a stern look from her. She made him lay on the floor so she could relax as she sucked him off. He was soon panting and she could feel the pressure building in him. She sucked him as deeply in as she could just as he exploded, spilling all his cum directly down her throat.

She put her fingers in her pussy and got them all wet. She took this wetness and spread it around and in her asshole. When she was satisfied, she made sure Santa was on his back with his cock stuck in the air. She spread her ass and drove his cock hard up in the puckered hole. She had never had a man in her ass, butt plugs and dildos and other toys yes. He plunged deeply inside her and she let out a small moan. It hurt her but it was a pleasuring hurt. She was turned on by it. She bounced up and down on him making sure the homework she had done, learning how to take a man in her ass, was worth it. She felt sensations spreading quickly up her body as she rode him. Her butt was puckering, sucking him and holding onto him. She started out slowly but had picked up the pace because if felt so good. Her hand was busy flicking her clit to assist with the arousal. Soon she felt him stiffen and she whistled as the sensations increased. As he blew his load in her ass, she was whispering in his ear telling him what was next. He kept spraying inside her for the longest time. When he was done they were both panting and wanted to stop but not before he was done with all three tasks. They lay side by side, getting a few zzzz’s. They woke to more noises of sex happening all around them. Santa was still hard and ready to finish the task.

Mrs. Claus got up on her hands and knees with her ass in the air.

“Santa MOUNT ME!” she exclaimed.

Not to incur her wrath he did. He was revived now and wanted to get this done. He pushed her pussy apart and rammed his cock home into her pussy. She screamed but pushed back hard against him. She wanted him badly. She had to have him hard and fast.

“Faster! Harder! Faster!" she commanded.

He moved faster now and banged her harder. He was really plunging hard into her. She was grunting louder on each thrust. Her pleasure was mounting too. She knew Santa was angry and determined to get this done fast. He started a series of short hard strokes to keep the pressure up. He kept varying the speed and depth of each stroke into her. She was reveling in each move. He slowed down and plowed back into her hard. She grunted. Her body was on fire, wanting Santa and his juices to put it out. He was hitting her hard again and she was rising up to a powerful orgasm. Santa sensed the coming event and shortened the strokes but made them faster and harder.

She was screaming now, “HARDERRR FASTERR DEEPERR. That’s it right there keep pushing I am going to CUMMMMMM!”

Santa sensed it coming as he released his ropes deep inside her. Her juices melded with Santa’s and everyone was happy. He was still buried deep inside when she finished and flopped down. He flopped on top of her, very satisfied but still very hard. He looked down at his erect cock, got up and went in search of the fine little female elves, Lemon and Rose, who had been fighting over him since the start.

It was approaching midnight and Santa wanted to go out with his cock inside a woman elf most of all. He found Rose and Lemon sipping rose water. Rose water to elves is like pumpkins to Hobbits. As he walked up both elves jumped up and ran to him. They were happy he was still hard and they were ready to cater to his every need. His only need right now was to get rid of this hard-on once and for all. Only these two elf goddesses could fix that. He lay on the fur blanket that was on the floor and Rose sat down right on his hard cock, driving it deeply into her pussy. She started bouncing up and down as Lemon played with his balls, caressing and squeezing them. He was feeling them taking him completely under their control. Rose was so wet and her juices were flooding out of her. Lemon moved her face down to lick up Rose’s juices. She was also sucking his balls and getting him harder and bigger inside Rose. Lemon felt Santa’s balls stiffen and the rush began. Rose was slowing down, getting ready for her big finish.

She rose up almost completely off him. He pushed his hips up to follow her. Lemon sucked his balls into her mouth. Rose stopped and waited five seconds; then as she plunged down she exploded, Santa exploded, and the clock struck midnight on December 21, 2012.

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Santa Claus visits Naughty Kimberly Sue

You better watch out, you better not cryYou better not pout, I’m telling you why!!!Santa Clasu is coming to town!!!And that dirty old bastard spends all year looking into the bedrooms of boys and girls across the world deciding whether what they do is naughty or nice!! He is pissed with one young woman that is spoiling Christmas by telling k**s that he is not real!!!! So he made a special trip down from the North Pole just to set some things straight!!!And does he ever get it straight!!!Hope...

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santas visit

i was trying to sleep in my bed and waiting for my eyes to shut.. than i heard a sc**** on my roof.. I looked up and heard nothing.. so i thought it was just the snow sliding off.. i laid there and about a min. later i heard foot steps and a person saying shit what a small and tight hole i got to go down in.. my first thought was a person trying to rob me but than i remember it was christmas and i knew it was santa.. so i got up out of my bed and went to to fireplace..when i got there i saw...

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Santa Anonymous

There were two events going on in our family during December of 1961. One was getting ready for the Christmas holidays and the other was getting ready to move to a new house after New Years. These two events would come together for me in a way that was quite unexpected. I was just about eleven years old, and like all kids, was looking forward to getting out of school for two weeks. Of course, having the holidays as the reason was the bonus. The anticipation of moving into a new three bedroom...

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Santa Scape

The grey-haired woman released her lip and said, "Reganald, I wasn't going to call, but it's been a day, the whole time with no communication at all. I am starting to get worried—" "Wait, ma'am, are you saying you haven't heard anything from him for a whole day?" Suddenly there was the sound of alarms and klaxons behind Reganald. "Don't worry ma'am, the SC Ops is on the job. Give us two days tops to find out what happened." The woman breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you,...

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Santa IV

  John's mouth dropped open, was it his imagination or was the crystal growing? Funny he thought it wasn't any heavier, shaking his head he knew he was going to have to get used to it that was all. After everyone was settled John decided to find out how far they were from this count that Mercy had mentioned. Reaching out at first he didn't feel anything, and then suddenly he could feel another magical presence!   John's mouth hung open so that was how he'd followed them so quickly!...

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SANTA GETS A LAP DANCE

I needed a part time job to bring more money in or move to some run down apartment that I could afford. I looked in all the papers, on the internet, I asked people if there were any jobs I could do but nothing. In the paper from the town next to the town I live in there was an ad for a club dancer, I knew that was a stripper, I said I would never do anything like that but I was broke and almost homeless. Plus it was in the town down the road, no one would find out. Let me describe...

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Santa fucks Olivia

It was late Christmas eve and Olivia was laying in bed feeling quite horny and with everyone in the house asleep she started to slowly move her hand down her naked body until she got to her already wet pussy and she gently started to rub herself trying to think of someone sexy using her and that is when she thought it would be hot for Santa to catch her being naughty but little did she know what was going to happen in the next few minutes. As she played she had her eyes closed and as she...

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Santa Claus is Cumming Part 1

Disclaimer: This story is a work of pure naughty fiction. Any similarities to any person living, dead, undead, fictional, et. al is purely coincidental. This is my first story. Critiques are welcome.We all need a little extra money this holiday season. So for some extra cash, I became a mall Santa. Took the course, rented my costume, ho ho ho I'm ready to go. All I have to do is sit for a few hours, have some cuties sit on my lap, listen to their wish lists and smile for the camera. Simple...

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Santa Baby

Santa BabyNikkie SilkIt was the last Friday night before Christmas, and the pub was packedwith office workers intent on celebrating the Christmas spirit bygetting as drunk as they could manage. Slade were belting out ‘MerryXmas Everybody’ over the speakers and the whole pub was raucouslyjoining in with the chorus. People were kissing under pieces of plasticmistletoe and more than one office romance would begin, and probablyend, that evening.The group that had grabbed a table to the side of the...

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Santa Baby

Santa Baby I live for feedback [email protected] It was the last Friday night before Christmas, and the pub was packed with office workers intent on celebrating the Christmas spirit by drinking as much as they could before closing time. Slade were belting out "Merry Xmas Everybody" over the speakers and the whole pub was raucously joining in with the chorus. People were kissing under pieces of plastic mistletoe and more than one office romance would begin, and probably end,...

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Santa Clause Cums Tonight

I won't bother trying to describe myself. You've all heard my description-- "nose like a cherry", and a "belly that shook like a bowl full of jelly" and all that shit. What the prick who wrote all that about me didn't know was what was hanging under that bowl of jelly. What's the point of fulfilling all those wishes for everybody else if you can't help yourself out once in a while?I get around a bit, about once a year. Most of the time I'm just hanging around the old pole, trying...

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Calendar

It was a dreary February day in the Ozarks with overcast skies and a drizzling rain. Not able to work outside on the property, I drove the 30 minutes into the nearest town where I kept a small storefront office for my hobby photography business. I started the business after my wife died just to give me something to do and didn’t worry too much about making money. I had run a few newspaper promotions, but was mostly involved in store promotions and school picture packages . . . thus, I did not...

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Santa II

  The elder from... John was starting to lose track of time so far he'd seen the? He guessed it was a sun set twice that meant according to them that two years had passed already on the outside. So far the only magic he could do well was the thought talking to the elders and a few others. Sitting John tried to go through everything the elder elf Granle had told him.  Another failed attempt later there was a knock at his door, "I thought you might want something to eat and drink. You have...

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Santa Specials

I was building up the fire ready for departure, two shovels front right, two front left, when I heard the voice of a buffet steward calling to get my attention. I leant my head out of the cab door and froze, but not from the cold December air. Tilted up at me was a small pixie face, dusted with freckles, surrounded by shining brown hair, and smiling blue eyes. I was speechless. Suddenly I realised that she was talking to me, and I was staring, not hearing a word she had said. ‘Sorry — I didn’t...

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santa your a big lad fiction

As the title says santa is a big lad. total fiction as I have a very good imagination. The date was 24th december and the christmas eve party was in full swing, every male was in a santa outfit and wearing a mask. The rules where everyone put the keys in a basket and then deliverd a sack to that house, and you couldnt pick your own key.I picked the house 3 doors down a great family and a hot wife he had as well, I grabbed my sack of presents and went on my merry way. The lady of the house had...

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Santa Knows Whos Naughty Or Nice

Santa Knows Who's Naughty and Nice By The Rebel The long Yule night was passing slowly as the winter storm howled outside the huge old house. Upstate New York is used to snowstorms of unusual intensity but this winter storm was epic. Tonight was Christmas Eve and magic seemed to be in the air. Tonight was a night in which all-good men and women should stay snug before a roaring fire while hugging their love ones. If Santa were going to make his rounds tonight it would truly be...

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The Parish Calendar

Scene: The Vicars Office. Background: Mrs Jones has been asked to pop in to see the Vicar. She understands it may to do with her possibly featuring in the forthcoming parish calendar. Her best friend Lily had a chat on this with the Vicar earlier in the week. Afterwards Lily told Mrs Jones that she had a long and intimate meeting with the Vicar on the matter and said “As I have the best tits in the parish I was confident of a place but I did have to get my knickers down. And of course, the...

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Randis Vacation Part 3 of Randi

Randi's Vacation Randi woke up to his alarm and quickly silenced it. A quick glance to his left confirmed the Denise was already up. She almost always got up before him preferring some extra time between getting ready for work and needing to walk out the door. He preferred to have enough time to get ready, eat and go. He walked to the bathroom which was right in the master bedroom. The condo they bought was a bit extravagant but provided plenty of room and they could afford it on...

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Chanda Ki Gandi Chudai 8211 Part 2

Hum dono abhi bhi nange hi thay. Chalte chalte usne paad maari. Uski gaand mein abhi bhi haddi akti hui thi. Nadi kinare, jhadiyon ke bich usko bithaya. “Hug le saali madarchod. Kab se paad rahi jai bhosdiki.” Woh hugne lagi. Uski gaand se haddi nikal gayi. Uski garam moot ki dhaar mere pairo pe giri. “Saali maderjaat! Mere pairon pe mootegi. Saali raand muh khol,” main uske muh mein mootne laga. Lavda uske gale mein ghus kar mootne laga. Maine apni tange faila di aur wahi khade khade hugne...

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Santa III

  Sitting at the table still trembling, John eyes spied the mirror he'd left next to the chair when he'd shown it to Torran and Triance. Rising he unsteadily walked over and lifted it. Strange he thought the surface was murkier than mirror like. Shaking his head he remembered Mother Nature telling him that it would help him for now. That what needed to be done would be shown. Also that it would be confusing at first.  Shaking his head again John thought, ‘I just want to know where she is...

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Santa Baby

It all started one Saturday morning. I was home all alone. My mom and dad went away for a lover's retreat all weekend. It left me alone to indulge in my most favorite pastime. You see I don't get into sports or anything like that. I like to dress up like a girl. I don't want to be a girl or date men. I just like to look like a girl every now and then. To me it's fun and a real challenge to see how real I can look. To me I look just like a girl when I am fully dressed. I think I could fool...

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Kathali Piranthanaal Andru Kanjai Parisaaga Koduthen

Vanakam friends, indru kathaiyil ilamaiyaana kathaliyai pirantha naal andru avaluku parisaaga sunni kanjai kodutha kathaiyai ungalidam pagirugiren. Enathu peyar Praveen vayathu 22 aagugirathu. Enaku oru kathali irukiraal aval vayathu 19  thaan aagugirathu aanalum intha vayatilum miga sexiyaaga irupaal. Naan muthal muthalil avalai chuditharil paarthen, aval palli padikum pozhuthu avaluku mulai perithaaga irukathathu pola irukum. Naan appozhuthu suma sight adipen, aanal enaku appozhuthu theriya...

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The Calendar

It came into being at the same time as humanity. God thought that the best way to go about his plan for humanity would be to create a magical Calendar to help him plan, create, edit and keep track of the holidays and events that he created. Then, after remembering his omnipotence, he chucked it down from the heavenly realm to earth and promptly forgot about it. This Calendar that has taken many forms through the ages, and passed through many hands. Though through all that time it's power has...

Mind Control
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Sexy calendar

It was picture day at my job, and most of colleagues hate it because they don't like having their picture taken. I don't mind because I love my smile. I decided to go last… It was picture day at my job, and most of colleagues hate it because they don't like having their picture taken. I don't mind because I love my smile. I decided to go last because I had a lot of work to do. I also didn't mind because I was wearing my favorite gray suit with a light blue shirt with a navy tie. I was...

Straight
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Chanda Ki Gandi Chudai 8211 Part 1

Mera naam Rudra hai. Ek number ka harami aur besharam. Mera dimaag mere lavde mein hai, jo saala har waqt chudai ke liye uchalte rehta hai. Kasarati badan jo ghanto tak lavde ka saath deta hai. Waise toh bachpan se hi kaafi chudai ki hai. Lekin yeh wali sabse achi wali, ya yeh kahu ki sab se gandi wali hai. Main tab 30 saal ka tha. Shaadi hui nahi thi. Ghar mein rehta hi nahi tha. Naukri hi aisi thi ke sheher-sheher gaon-gaon bhatakna padta tha. Peshe se ek civil engineer, jiski degree paiso se...

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