Anitas Birthday Party
‘This time you’ve gone too far,’ said Anita. ‘I know you like to play little jokes on me on my birthday…but an appointment with Weight Watchers?’ ‘It’s not what you think,’ replied Tina with a meaningful smile. ‘Just ring that number and all will be revealed.’ Anita stopped wondering which of Tina’s bodily orifaces to jam the appointment card into and took a closer look at it. True, it didn’t look like she imagined a card for a weightloss program would look. No skinny model. All it showed...