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"... so damned unpretty..." blared out of the radio, as TLC's once famous song brought me back to a time 15 years ago... "Why In the hell do you like me?" Linda asked. "Because You are lovable sweetie!" I stated, wondering why she could never understand that I could love her. "What do you mean? All I am is an ugly freak!" She began to cry. Holding her to my shoulder, I recalled what my mom once said to me 2 years ago. Being a guy of 16, I couldn't understand why she felt this...
I assume you are here to see lots of lovely women show off their goods… and when I say ‘lovely women’, what I really mean is ‘Young Pretty Hoes’, which is essentially the name of this subreddit. I think the title should already tell you what the fuck to expect, and unless you are a moron, you will be able to take the hint.However, there is a lot more about r/YoungPrettyHoes/ and Reddit.com, in general, you might not know, and that is where I come in. If you would like to learn more about...
Reddit NSFW ListBut there was something missing, eventually I had to do something about it. I sent a text, just "?" to Kennedy. It wasn't too long before a terse reply came, "You want something?" I thought that was obvious, "Yes." Kennedy's next reply cut to the heart of the matter, "Doesn't the slut do that for you?" Kennedy never did seem to like Kiki, calling her "the slut," the feeling seemed to be mutual, Kiki called her "The Bitch" (on the rare occasions they acknowledged each...
On Susan Major’s desk the telephone rang. She glanced at it with a frown. That was all she needed. Didn’t the world and their ape know that she was up to her eyebrows in work and with a never-ending pile of more work that stretched to the dim and distant horizon to be done? Why is there never a temp around when you need one? Hopefully, whoever it was would just go away if she ignored it. The telephone rang again – this time it sounded more insistent as if complaining to her that ‘Hey, you’re...
Housecalls by UmmmDonuts I have worked at a local department store for the last few years. It was a big store that housed a dental center and a hair salon. I used to love walking by the salon and getting a whiff of the perming solutions and hair sprays. All the girls that worked in the salon were nice. One in particular was very friendly with me. She was a middle aged woman who was well versed in all aspects of her profession. She was slender and would change her hair...
Dirty Spanking Phonecalls. On Susan Major's desk the telephone rang. She glanced at it with a frown. That was all she needed. Didn't the world and their ape know that she was up to her eyebrows in work and with a never-ending pile of more work that stretched to the dim and distant horizon to be done? Why is there never a temp around when you need one? Hopefully, whoever it was would just go away if she ignored it. The telephone rang again - this time it sounded more insistent as if...
“The prosperity of the pride depends on a successful hunt,” the narrator said as a lioness stalked through the brush, her straw-colored coat shining in the hot African sun. Her round ears pricked up, and the camera panned over to a warthog, the tusked animal raising its head from the ground to sniff at the air intently as clouds of flies swarmed around it. “She approaches, silent, waiting for the perfect moment to strike...” There was a surge of drums as the lioness leapt from her hiding...
The Nutaku's booty calls game! Dating can be tough. It takes money getting a bitch drunk enough for a butt-fuck and a Dirty Sanchez. Nowadays, you’ll also have to worry about some #metoo bullshit if you don’t make her cum a dozen times. It’s bad enough that sometimes I’d rather play dating sims like Booty Calls on Nutaku.Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. A video game may never be as a great as a real-life bang, even when coupled with a really kickass silicone pussy. Sometimes you gotta make do, though....
Best Porn GamesThere is one thing I truly hate about my job and that is getting a late night phone call. When a call like that comes in, it means only one thing...murder. I've been a Homicide Detective for over 20 years and have seen the worse that a supposed civilized man can do to another.My years in the Marines before I became a cop were less bloody. Sure, it was war and we killed each other, but here, stateside, among our own people is where I find the true cruelty of man. I'm coming up on mandatory...
One Saturday in January, a few weeks after coming back from Japan, I’m sitting in the mall finishing my lunch when Lia, my lead girlfriend, returns from the rest rooms with another girl. I smile because it’s like Lia to make new friends. Lia is giving me a sweet smile while they walk over, so I know I’m in for some sort of trouble. She nods at her new friend while saying, “This is Meredith, you’re taking her to her high-school dance in three weeks’ time. But you have to ask her father for...
There is one thing I truly hate about my job and that is getting a late night phone call. When a call like that comes in, it means only one thing ... murder. I’ve been a Homicide Detective for over 20 years and have seen the worse that a supposed civilized man can do to another. My years in the Marines before I became a cop were less bloody. Sure, it was war and we killed each other, but here, stateside, among our own people is where I find the true cruelty of man. I’m coming up on mandatory...
November 8, 1993, Chicago, Illinois A dark fog swirled before my eyes as I tried to take stock. My head hurt, badly. I felt something on my face and realized, dimly, it was an oxygen mask. My right hand was uncomfortable and I recognized the feeling of an IV and pulse-oximeter. My left arm ached fiercely. On my chest I felt the pads and wires of an EKG. I didn’t feel anything else wrong as I continued taking inventory. I tried to open my eyes, but the fog didn’t clear. I tried to speak, but...
Hi. My name is Gary Winston and I turned 18 years old, on my last vacation before going to college. I was an electronic and computer genius. At that time I invented a small gadget that when attached the right way to a phone extension, you could listen in on the calls on the other extensions without that infamous 'click' that was the giveaway. I could connect the device to my computer, have the calls recorded and listen to them at any time. I showed Dad my latest invention just before he left...
Once again I enter an oversized bank vault with room for all of us. I lead Jericho to the side to make room for the others as they arrive, and I wait for them to join me. The portal vanishes when the last horse exits the portal. My box appears when I stick my finger into the hole, then it only takes a few minutes for me to arm everyone with a knife from the many I stored on my last visit. Bridget and Victor are given bows while Tora and I each have a sword and sets of bo-shuriken, plus I have...
The Honor Of Serving My Country - Duty Calls And Booty Calls By Katharine Sexkitten It was a cold, grey morning outside, the day they unwrapped me. Looking down slowly, after weeks of nervous anticipation, almost dreading what I'd see, I couldn't help myself. My emotions got the best of me and I lost it, crying. Great bubbling tears and sobs wracked me, my eyes instantly so filled with liquid that my own vision of myself was distorted, seeing everything rounded and wavy, like...
I replace the receiver of the phone back into its base. I watch my hand, surprised to see it steady. I sit quietly on the edge of the bed for a few moments. I stare unseeing at the phone. Everything I believe in suddenly called into question. My reality and whether or not I can trust my own memories, mind and judgment. All changed with the simple ring of a phone.This was the second call I had received in less than a week to challenge my feelings and memories. Let me start with the first one.I...
BisexualCade wondered what the outcome of his conversation with Drake would be. Somehow, he sensed that Drake was not going to give up. He kept continual tabs on his children and ended up buying a cell phone, so that Callie could reach him any time of the day or night. Lonnie and Cade worked long hours, and Lonnie was glad that Cade finally got a cell phone. Cade's car was not a suitable work vehicle, so when they had to divide up the work, Cade left the car with Callie and drove the truck...
It was from Malcolm.Cocksucker5 minutes.Walkerton Park.I lied, "It's Sam; he needs me to do a service call." Thankfully, my job did have me on occasion doing late night calls, so I could create a believable lie."Bummer," she said, knowing I hated these late night calls."Hopefully, it won't be long," I said, "the call is close by.""I'll be asleep," she said, before smiling, "you really wore me out."I got dressed and headed out determined to tell him that I was done doing this.I could have...
I slept in this morning, yesterday was a long day for me. I don't really like to travel out and back on the same day and I normally would have stayed over in San Fran. It was Kay's first time here alone though and I wasn't sure if she would be comfortable about it. I need to talk with her today and feel her out to make sure there won't be any problems in the future when I do have to be gone over night or even longer. It was entertaining last night playing cards and talking with Kay. She...
We arrive in a room in the bank of the town called Junction and Joe opens his bank box to remove some weapons. He offers me a choice of what’s in the box. I stick with the ones he’d described and we agreed to in our earlier discussions. In a few minutes we’re ready to leave. Both of us have two medium length swords, four knives - three for throwing, a good bow with a quiver of arrows, and a hatchet each. Our clothes are typical of Chaos and look like leather or coarse cloth. I look a bit...
Seeing what each of the girls wanted to wear for their weddings was both fun and distracting. We ended up spending the rest of the night going over details better suited to later when I was home. Pamela was perfectly happy to discuss those details with the others too. She didn't seem to have any aspirations for getting married herself, and I thought it would have been rude to assume she would. I also refrained from letting things get too sexy, purely out of respect for Pamela, who was not...
When her Darkness calls to me, across the land, I hear its cry with my inner ear. I do not know how I know, but I know I need to listen. The calling tells me where to find the one like me, the compliment, the confidant, the one who hears my Darkness calling out to her. I have tried at times to fight the call, I even managed to suppress it deep inside for a while. I buried myself in my work and in my hobbies and in making plans to while away the hours. No matter what I did to occupy my mind...
A sister lets her brother climb into her bed.* *I know this story is long, but I did it that way for myself and my own enjoyment. I also tried to make the "build up" as long as I possible could. It might seem more than a little bit excessive, but I loved writing it like this.We were driving slowly because of the snowy roads. Mom and Dad were in the front seat, and I was sitting in the back seat with my brother Tim. I hadn't seen him since he left for college in September and it was so wonderful...
Shortly after my Nurse Practitioner, Sherry, gave me her triple treatment the first time I saw her in my doctor's office, one of the ladies at the front desk called me and said that Sherry desired to come to my home on a house call to further treat me. I was astonished because doctors and others in the medical field haven't made house calls for many years now. But knowing full well what Sherry had in mind, I told the lady who called me that Sherry was welcome to come to my home and treat me any...
MatureThere’s a fair breeze blowing us toward the beach, if it was much stronger it would be too rough for us to sail such a wide and flat boat. When we get closer to the island we can see where the water is disturbed by hitting the coral reef. We can also look over the side to see a lot of marine life with lots of teeth swimming in the waters here. For most of the trip to the island we let the sails push us and use the rudder to guide us, but when we get close to the reef the men start rowing...
Friday 5 AM Shortly after our talk ended I got the phone call from Mark on the cell phone I gave Gracie for him. He sounded very upset. I moved out of the sleeping area, to the prison. I was about to speak when suddenly there was a scream of agonizing pain - I guessed Sara was working on Koch, for her own benefit. She hated her work and wanted to move it along, so she kept pressure on the guy. The cells are soundproof, but there is a direct sound pipe that can be opened exactly for this...
One thing I know from my studies and training is you should make the best use of the weapons available and you should learn how to use them to their best effect. I already know how to use a bow and a sword, but I now spend a lot more time practising with other bows and swords to become better with them. I study how they’re made and how I can make better ones within the technological limits of Chaos too. I also look at changing what I’m studying at school. The whole school now knows I’m...
She called on Tuesdays to deliver Sonia’s last order and collect the next – perfume, bath oil, lipstick, the special offer of the month… that sort of thing. Sonia always ordered something, even if she didn’t really need it. She accumulated stacks of stuff, some of which she eventually had to throw away. I thought it was wasteful but she said the Avon woman was regular and reliable and by buying from her felt she was helping to support a useful service. I said: ‘What are we – a bloody charity...
1am“It’s after midnight!” she complained. Her voice was sleepy, irritated.“Connie’s gone on a trip.” I said.“Oh, … well then there’s only one reason you’d call me this late.”“….Yeah.” I tried to sound shy, but not too pathetic.“Oh … alright …” she said in a mock exasperated tone.“Do you remember that first time with me?” she asked. “Do you want that?”“yes, … please.”“How I sat on your bed and reached under the sheets?”“uh huh.”“How I touched your little cock and made it hard?”“yeah.”“How I...
Most of the gear is still packed from yesterday. So we’ve a quick breakfast, cross the river, and go on our way to Two Sheaf. Three days later we arrive at an area just north of Two Sheaf where I wish to build new farms. The land to the east of the road is light forest from the road to the mountain cliffs. This is unclaimed land that we’re about to claim it by clearing it. Using axes we cut down the first of the trees to mark the northern limit of the farm area we’ll be creating. While we...
Shortly after my Nurse Practitioner, Sherry, gave me her triple treatment the first time I saw her in my doctor’s office, one of the ladies at the front desk called me and said that Sherry desired to come to my home on a house call to further treat me. I was astonished because doctors and others in the medical field haven’t made house calls for many years now. But knowing full well what Sherry had in mind, I told the lady who called me that Sherry was welcome to come to my home and treat me...
Not for the underaged in body or spirit. I mean it! Read Congressional Committee Reports if you must do smut! PHONE CALLS By Vickie Tern "' '" "Hello?" "Janet, thank God you're home!" "Cary?" "Yes. You've got to help me!" "Oh? Help you?" "Yes!" "Now calm down, Cary! Help you how? What's wrong?" "Everything! Nadine has found out about us!" "Found out? Found out exactly what?" "A neighbor saw us last Tuesday when we...
We all enter the vault and I immediately move to my lock box to start handing out weapons as soon as the rest of my team are all through the portal. Several minutes later we’re all armed so we enter the main bank room where we stop so I can open accounts for everyone and I have them rent their own lock box for later use. This will ensure they all have access to weapons and money, regardless of what happens. It will also mean the new Heroes will have an easier start when they begin their own...
“Hello. No need to be alarmed. I have taken over your computer to talk to you, and I’ve frozen you and time itself so you don’t interrupt me and nobody interrupts us. Now I’m assuming this is your first time talking to a supreme being like myself. I can’t give you my real name due to its power being too much for your mortal soul, but you can simply call me the Universe. That’s normally the calls for help I answer anyways. The people who turn to gods aren’t as fun, so I leave those to my...
Mind ControlTribal Calls“Honey, can you hear me?“ Michelle’s voice sounded out of Bastian’s laptop.“Yeah, darling, I can hear you perfectly,” Bastian answered, waving back at his young wife on the screen before him.“We’ve finally arrived in the village, and everything is set for the wedding the day after tomorrow. Two weeks are over, only two more to go until you’ve got me back in good old Germany!”Bastian smiled at her and once again he became painfully aware that Michelle had been gone for 14 days...
A Series of Short StoriesbyJenni GeeLAYLA CALLSI almost leap out of the chair at the sound of the door chime; who the hell can this be? Stuffing my cock back into my pants and the Playboy magazine under the cushions I make for the door. "Hi ya Mark, Nichole in?" It’s Layla one of my wife’s many female friends. I’m sure that Nichole had told her friends that she would be away for a week. "Erm... well..." I stuttered "Don’t I get to come in?" Layla looks past me into the living room. "You got a...
Straight SexA Series of Short Stories by Jenni Gee LAYLA CALLS I almost leap out of the chair at the sound of the door chime, who the hell can this be? Stuffing my cock back into my pants and the Playboy magazine under the cushions I make for the door. ‘Hi ya Mark, Nichole in?’ It’s Layla one of my wife’s many female friends. I’m sure that Nichole had told her friends that she would be away for a week. ‘Erm… well…’ I stuttered ‘Don’t I get to come in?’ Layla looks past me into the living room. ‘You...
WHEN RENE CALLS Chapter One I first met Rene at an Art Museum Benefit. I aware of it at the time but Rene was the guest of honor as a result of his impendinglarge donation to the museum's endowment fund. The reception and cocktail party was to be the event at which he was expectedto announce his considerable gift. I had been invited to attend the gathering in appreciation for my...
When Rene Calls Chapter One I first met Rene at an Art Museum Benefit. I aware of it at the time but Rene was the guest of honor as a result of his impendinglarge donation to the museum's endowment fund. The reception and cocktail party was to be the event at which he was expectedto announce his considerable gift. I had been invited to attend the gathering in appreciation for my considerably less extravagant donation. Whenever I have occasion to...
The first week of my final year at Norton HighSchool and I was determined that, with my new-found confidence, I would, at last, get to screw Jan Vickley, who I’d lusted after for months. She was the school certainty according to my school mates, who boasted at how they’d parted her thighs so easily.Jan was no raging beauty, but her face, with full lips and a sultry glint in her green eyes, supplemented by generous breasts, curvaceous hips and provocative posing, just screamed a promise of sex....
Straight SexSo wife Sarah was up for deep throating a sizeable cock. I loved her expertise on my just over seven inches, but she wanted one in double figures. She got her big chance when four of our friends invited us camping on the Norfolk Broads so we left our c***dren with Sarah,s parents and drove to join our friends once I,d hired camping equipment. “ I don,t really like camping out as the mosquitoes will eat me alive” Sarah voiced her protests as we drove to the camping area. “Got loads of insect...
My life was pretty busy; work, music, sailing, and re-building my friendships with Allison, Mary Beth, Michelle and Garry. Music-wise, we had to get our sets worked out for the Hordern Pavilion gig supporting AC/DC. Normally, it would have been nothing all that special, we’d just do two of our usual rock / blues sets, but with the change in the group line-up, we had to modify arrangements to fit Fiona into the line-up. The gigs went fairly well, I thought; it was also great to see the guys...
I was in my new girlfriend's bedroom. One of Julie's old schedule books had a day circled on it. "All right John!" was the only entry for that day. I asked her about it and she told me about an affair she'd had with this guy John the previous year. She gave me lots of erotic details. I was really turned on by her stories and the way she described the details. We fucked ourselves silly. When she said things like,"I told him I wanted to suck his cock until he came," it drove me wild! I loved...
CuckoldI had told Cathy I would call when I went to lunch. It was about two o'clock her time when I called. I was parked at the far end of a parking lot near some trees and away from where anyone ever parked because the walk to local shopping was too far.I dialed Cathy's number. The phone rang once and she picked up. I smiled at the thought of her anxiously awaiting my call. I heard, "Hello?!". "Hello Cathy. I am very hard right now and have been as I drove to this secluded place thinking about...
John spent the weekend following the Rachel's call with his girlfriend, Susan. They went out as usual, to the pictures and to a club. John never mentioned the phone call. He cared about Susan, but she was insecure. He didn't know how she would react to the news that he had spoken to Rachel. The thought of making love to Susan scared him. The last thing he wanted was to call out Rachel's name at the point of ecstasy, but he knew that he might. That would devastate Susan. Somewhat...
I had a female friend who ran an escort service. One winter night she called me and asked if I'd do her a favor. She had just received a call from a 66 year old widow who wanted to have a man visit her and asked if I'd call her.I had never done anything like this before, but was excited by the idea. I told her, "Yes." I'm 24 years old at the time.The woman explained to me that her husband had died over a year ago and that she had not had sex in all that time and was "very horny and needed a...
As arranged, I meet Joe at his home which is a nice two-story house typical of the style of house built in the late 1960s. We go to the basement and I get changed while he opens up the secret section where the portal is stored. A section of wall swings out to lie flat against the wall beside it. When he releases some clips a part of the main support frame swings back to stick out from the wall. It looks like a thick wall frame. He flicks a switch then he smiles at me. I finish changing into...
I arrive in the bank and call for my lock box. I take care to select the weapons and gear I’ll need for this mission on top of what I’ve got with me. I leave in it a couple of the extra items I brought but won’t need this time. I’m heavily loaded: two swords, six knives, bo-shuriken, hat, hanbō, cape, back pack, first aid kit, money pouch, the mini-crossbow loaded and ready for use in my left hand. I’ve my armour on and the rest is set for easy access. I’m ready to face the world of...
"Oh god, Baby that was amazing!" my wife moaned as I lifted myself off her, slowly letting my cock slide from her pussy. When I said "my cock," I really meant the thick eight-inch long black strap-on dildo my wife made me wear tonight."You made me cum so fucking hard!" she said, still squirming from her last orgasm. I had only imagined making my wife cum like that with my dick, but it isn't anywhere near the size of this dildo."How many times was it?" I asked."Enough for me to lose count,” she...
CheatingMy Black Master finally drove me back home after having me an entire night at his place; using and abusing all my holes.My asshole was really very sore; Jerome and his friend Davon had fucked me in a very brutal way in my tight anus.Then my Black Master had delivered me to another three black guys; but he had warned them that my as was very sore; so, they all fucked only my mouth and my tight wet cunt…I woke up the next day after been passed out for almost the entire afternoon and as I looked...
If you've read this before great. There are so many new people here now this will be new to many. A true story...mostly.It was a Friday night. The k**s were at their Dad's house and Dee and I had the house to ourselves. We were fucking doggy style when the phone rang. Dee said as I reached for it, "Oh don't answer it, just let it go." I grinned at her, plunged deep into her cunt and picked up the phone.It was Cathy, Dee's younger sister in Ohio. We call her Chatty Cathy after a doll that...
I left early for work the morning after the amazing results of the phone call. I called Kathi as I left the driveway. I knew she would be up since we are several times zones behind her in Ohio. She picked up and purred, "Well hello Peter. Are you alone?" I told her I was driving to work and Melody was home in bed. She told me about staying awake for quite a while after the call, masturbating and imagining me fucking her."I left early for work today Kathi so I could get out of the house...
I've begun accepting the fact that my girlfriend is no longer just mine to have. I've asked her a bunch of times what she does, but rarely have I received any answers. She has told me that she is sleeping with two, not just one, of her exes. She has also told me that she also sleeps with random guys when she feels like it, but that's about all I know. I never know when she is going to meet up with one of them, though if I call and her phone is off, I know she is either getting fucked or...
Waking up from what I imagined was a fantastic sexual dream proved to be real life. Jayden was lying next to me stark naked curled in the fetal position. Lifting the covers her bare skin shone in the dim light of dawn shining through the windows blinds. Then last night’s miracle flooded my mind. Jayden gave me her cherry then she made me hard the second time and the phenomenon happening again. Looking at her, watching her breathing in soft even breaths brought John Thomas back to life. The...
I spent the next week or so racking my brain, trying to figure out what to do. I finally decided that the direct approach was probably the best. I certainly didn't want to confront her at school, so I waited until I could get the nerve up to call her one evening. After pacing my room nervously, I finally called Molly. "Hello?" "Molly, it's Sean. Can I talk to you for a minute?" She chuckled softly, a throaty sound even over telephone wires. "I thought I'd hear from you...
I’m not a father, so I don’t know how authentic this might be, but I believe it conveys how I would feel about a daughter. * My Darling Daughter Emerald, You are off to Uni and we are not parting under the best of terms, so I’m slipping this note into the book you’re taking on the train in the hope you’ll read it. I realise the argument today was mainly my fault. But I’m just being your father, you know, over-protective of my little girl, because you’ll always be my little girl no matter...
Paul is a happy go-lucky Plumber with no job too big, no job too small. He is fixing an old lady’s rusty old soap covered taps, which from the look of things had been dripping for months. He receives a call on his mobile. It’s a distraught woman crying and sobbing down the phone. She has a burst pipe and water is going everywhere. “Now, try and be calm. Are you able to turn the water off?” he said, explaining where she should find the stopcock to isolate the water. “Yes,” she replies, “I...
Straight SexI posted this under another name with Peter in it several years ago.My stories all have a moment of two that inspired me to take it further.My Wife Deann and I were fucking one night. She had her ass up and her face buried in her pillow when the phone rang. She said I should just let it ring, but I shook my head "NO" and picked up the receiver. It was my wife's sister who lives in Ohio many miles from us. We both call her Chatty Kathy because she can't seem to ever quit talking . I said,...