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Ovid VI - The Developer
By The Professor
It was a perfect Saturday morning in Ovid. The sun was shining with the
promise of a warm - but not hot - spring day. The humidity was relatively
low for late May, and there was a light breeze from the north which meant
I could open up the house and smell the aromas of spring.
Jerry was at the store, but he promised me he'd be home by three. My
parents were due in by five to take the kids out to the farm for the rest
of the weekend. That left Jerry and me free to go out to Winston's for a
nice meal and then home to try out the goodies I had bought in the
lingerie department at March's the day before. I felt a pleasant tingle
between my legs that brought a smile to my face. How could I ever
imagined this time a year ago that I, Matt O'Hara - All-American Boy,
would become Cindy Patton, the mother of two darling children and a
loving wife who couldn't wait to drag her handsome husband into bed for a
marathon night of sex.
I sighed happily, leaning back in a kitchen chair to take another sip of
my favorite coffee.
"Mommmm!"
I sighed again, this time not so happily. "What is it, Michelle?" I
called.
Suddenly my six year old daughter came rushing into the kitchen, followed
by Belinda Daniels, one of her little friends from school. "Mike just
said a naughty word!" Michelle announced.
I smiled in spite of myself. When Mike and Michelle had been two of my
fraternity brothers along with Jerry, we had all used a number of naughty
words. Well, Jerry and I still used a few, but not in front of the
children. Of course, of my entire family, I was the only one who realized
we had all been changed into the idyllic Patton family.
"Mike," I said sternly, not bothering to rise from the kitchen chair.
A small boy, the twin of my daughter, reluctantly appeared in the
doorway. He looked so cute it was all I could do to keep from getting up
and hugging him.
"Now what did you say to your sister and her friend?"
He mumbled, "I called them dorks."
I frowned slightly. "Well, I wouldn't call that a particularly naughty
word, but it still isn't very nice."
"But they're dorky girls," he replied, a little relieved that "dork" was
apparently a milder term than he had imagined.
"Girls, yes," I agreed, "but not dorks. Someday, my little lad, you'll be
doing everything in your power to impress girls - not annoy them. They
won't want to date you if you call them names."
"Date!" he repeated. "Yuck!"
I had to laugh. "Go on, you guys, time to play."
Mike and Michelle bolted for the den, each trying to be the first to take
control of the TV, but Belinda stayed behind. "Can I have a drink of
water?" she asked politely. Of all Michelle's friends, she always seemed
to be the most polite and the most mature. She had been a shade until
recently, and as childish as anyone else her age. Now though, she was
real and had had several weeks to get used to her new identity.
"Of course, dear," I replied, rising to get her a glass of water. When I
handed it to her, she thanked me and took a sip. She looked as if she
wanted to say something, so I asked, "Is there something you want to talk
about, Belinda?"
She nodded. "Yes, ma'am. Uh, Mrs. Patton, do you remember who you... I
mean, were you ever..."
I had heard others stumble over the question as Belinda was now. "Are you
trying to ask me if I remember who I used to be?"
Her face brightened in relief. "Yes! Oh, yes! You do remember. I thought
you did." I thought for a moment, she would actually break into tears,
but she managed to hold them back.
I reached over and gave her a motherly hug. "So, of course, you remember
who you were, too, don't you?"
She nodded her pretty head. "Uh-huh."
"Let me guess," I said softly. "You weren't a little girl before."
"No," she agreed slowly. "I don't like being a little girl either." At
that, she did burst into tears.
"Belinda!" Michelle yelled from the den.
"She'll be out there in a minute, honey," I called to her, grabbing a
napkin to wipe her liquid blue eyes.
"Th- thank you," she sniffed, practically cradled in my arm.
"Now" I said, sitting her down next to me when she had stopped, "why
don't you tell me all about it?"
Of course, I knew all about it. I had been in the courtroom, doing my job
as assistant to the Judge, who was, of course, the god Jupiter. I had
watched as Belinda and her two friends, all male at the time, had
swaggered into the courtroom, their black leather jackets emblazoned with
the patch of the Screaming Eagles, a biker gang out of Houston. Within a
few minutes, each of the tough, bewhiskered bikers had been changed into
a little girl, the oldest of whom was only ten. The other two girls
didn't remember who they had been, which was the more common situation in
Ovid. Belinda remembered, though.
I knew it was hard for her - probably harder than for most. When I was
changed, I had been a college student. Although I had been masculine
enough, I wasn't a rough and tumble sort of guy. I had adapted quite well
to being female - better than most, I was sure. The same was true for
some of my friends, like Susan Jager, a promising young attorney in Ovid.
For transformees like Belinda though, things were particularly tough. She
had been Screech McCracken, a tough biker who had been notorious for his
antics in small towns all over the southwest. The Judge had taken special
pleasure in changing Screech into a very pretty and very feminine little
girl. Like everyone in Ovid, Belinda began to slowly adapt to her new
role, but it had been very hard for her. A prison sentence would have
probably been a milder punishment.
"I don't want to talk about it," she replied softly. "I just can't. I-
Mrs. Patton, I need to know. Were you a boy before?"
"Well, that's a very personal question, sweetheart," I answered. I
intentionally used the word "sweetheart" to reaffirm her sex and status.
I had no intention of making things too easy for her. Screech McCraken
had been a nasty customer and was now getting what he so richly deserved.
Still, I had found myself liking the little girl he had become. I would
have to tread softly. I wanted to help her, but making things easy for
her might not be the best help. I was starting to understand the
difficult task the gods had given themselves. They strove to make our
lives whole, but not necessarily easy.
"Okay," she said, accepting that I was not going to tell her about
myself. "I understand, I think. It's hard to think straight any more."
Yes, it was. One of the great difficulties in changing adults into small
children was that they had lost the innocence of childhood. If they were
to succeed in becoming whole, it was something they had to regain on
their own. Belinda was slowly but surely returning to childhood. I knew
that she had reluctantly agreed to play with Michelle that morning, but
it was an important step for her in realizing who she had to become.
"You'll do fine," I assured her. "The hard part is really already over."
"The hard part?"
I smiled. "You learned how to cry."
She gave me a tiny hint of a smile. "Thank you, Mrs. Patton."
"Any time, Belinda," I said, returning her smile. "Now go play with
Michelle."
"Yes, ma'am."
It was almost a little girl who went scurrying off to the den.
I returned to my coffee, another crisis solved - partially at least. I
had taken just one more sip of the now lukewarm brew when there was a
"pop" in the den, followed by the screaming of three small children. In
horror, I jumped to my feet. Then the screams turned to laughter. "Xena!"
I heard Michelle squeal.
An Amazon marched into my room, followed by three adoring children. She
did, in fact, look something like Xena. She was tall - at least six feet
- and had raven tresses flowing down her well-tanned back. She wore a
leather tunic and high leather boots, both studded with gleaming silver.
Of course, I knew at once who it was.
"A little early for Halloween, isn't it, Diana? I drawled.
"Are you Xena?" Mike asked with awe in his little voice.
Diana, as in the goddess Diana, smiled at him. "No, little guy, but I'm
sort of like her. I am Di-an, Warrior Princess. Now go play and let me
talk to your mom." She made a slight motion with her hand, and all three
children wandered out of the room. I was sure she had made them already
forget what they had just seen.
Facing me, she mad another gesture, and suddenly she was wearing shorts,
a T-shirt, and sandals just like me. Well, better than me, actually. I
was attractive, but Diana in any of her avatars was absolutely
breathtaking. She poured herself a cup of coffee and sat down at the
kitchen table with me. "Boy, it's good to get out of my working clothes,"
she said with a sigh.
"Have I just seen the real Diana?" I asked.
She frowned. "Oh, that stuff? No, those are just my working clothes. My
brother, Apollo, is co-producing a movie. It's some sword and sorcery
epic being filmed in Mexico. Lots of T and A in it. It's a little on the
cheap and sexy side, so they'll probably release it directly to cable. I
took a role in it just to make him happy. I'm getting too old for this
sort of work, though."
This from a woman who never looked over thirty.
"Then why did you do it?" I asked, taking another sip of coffee.
"Well," she explained, "it's been a little dull around here lately. Since
we had the spies at Vulman a few weeks ago, the Judge seems to be slowing
down his case load."
Actually, that was true. Spies had slipped in, and until the other gods
figured out how it had happened, the recruiting of new Ovid residents had
been slowed to a crawl. Most of the recent additions to the population
had been new shades, working at Vulman Industries on the new military
contract.
"I understand he did nail a big fish this month though," she said with a
sly grin.
"That he did," I agreed. "I suppose you want to see the whole thing."
That was part of my job, of course. Recorded deep in my memory were the
details of every Ovid case. When a god or goddess wanted to review them,
I had to make myself available. Most of the gods chose to forgo the
presentation, but Diana was always looking for a good story.
"Whenever you're ready," she said with a smile.
I took one more sip of coffee and began to fall into a trance.
***
I was staring directly into the blue eyes of Martin R. Brubaker. The eyes
were usually cold and empty, animated only when excited by the rush of
success. Then they took on a cruel gleam which meant the person he had
been looking at had been beaten. They were eyes that had shown no emotion
when his wife had killed herself, presumably because she had been beaten
down by him over the years. Not physically beaten, of course. That would
be too crude for the God of Real Estate, as the Wall Street Journal had
dubbed him. No, he had beaten her down mentally, his cold eyes mirroring
the contempt he felt for her.
Now though, those eyes showed something else. I had a difficult time
identifying what those eyes were conveying that night, but at last I
knew. Martin R. Brubaker, the God of Real Estate, was frightened.
He had good reason to be frightened, I realized. He was a passenger in a
private jet which was threatening to shake apart somewhere over Oklahoma
as storm clouds swirled just outside with strong winds buffeting the
plane violently. We were all frightened. We had good reason to be. There
was a definite possibility that we would not survive our flight. As much
as I wanted to live though, I had to admit to myself that even dying
might be worth it just to see the God of Real Estate crap in his pants.
It couldn't happen to a nicer guy, I thought sarcastically. I had worked
for him for ten years, and in that ten years, I had learned to hate him
more than I had ever thought possible. I had watched him treat everyone
who had helped him to the top as if they were dirt under his feet. He had
belittled and degraded enemies and allies alike, and he had treated me no
differently. After all, I was only Martin R. Brubaker, Junior.
I looked around at Miss Simon. She was the only other passenger in the
plane, and she was as frightened as the rest of us - I could see it in
her deep blue eyes. She was my father's secretary. She was an attractive
blonde a few years younger than my twenty eight years. She looked both
professional and sexy in her tailored navy blue suit with a short slit
skirt. I had entertained a number of fantasies about her since my father
had hired her only a few months before, but those fantasies were never to
be realized. My father had strict rules about relations with the hired
help, and Miss Simon was beneath me in status. Besides, my father had
already picked out a wife for me.
Lucinda Watson was the only daughter of Malcolm Watson the Third,
president and principal stockholder of one of the largest insurance
companies in the country. His company had a real estate portfolio that
was second to none. A merger of our two families through my marriage
would mean my father would have an investment partner who would be able
to finance many of his new projects. I sighed. At least marrying Lucinda
would give me some useful function in the company. In spite of a Harvard
MBA, I was reduced to a role not much greater than Miss Simon. What was I
saying? She could at least type a letter. That was probably beyond my
authority.
I was the laughing stock of the company. I knew it, of course. Sure, I
had the title of Vice President, but I wasn't vice president of anything.
What I was was an errand boy for my father. Ever see Fierce Creatures? I
was like Kevin Kline in that movie. I hoped I didn't act as stupid as he
did, but I certainly was like him when it came to job authority.
"Miss Simon!" he barked over the roar of the jet engines. "I want you to
go forward right now and find out what that lunatic in the cockpit thinks
he's doing with my airplane."
Miss Simon looked frightened, and I couldn't blame her. The plane was
being buffeted by heavy winds which made it rise and fall wildly without
warning. Flashes of lightning were adding noticeably to the brightly lit
cabin of the plane. Standing went beyond stupid. It was downright
dangerous.
"Father, I'll do it," I offered, starting to unbuckle my seatbelt.. Damn
that streak of chivalry, I thought. It had made me stupid, and as Forrest
Gump would say, stupid is as stupid does.
"If I wanted you to do it, I would have told you to do it!" he snapped.
"Stay exactly where you are. Miss Simon can handle it."
In a perfect world, I would have looked directly into Miss Simon's deep
blue eyes. I would have gained the strength from them I required to defy
my father. To his shock and amazement, I would demand to be the one to go
to the cockpit. Miss Simon would fall instantly in love with me, and my
father would develop a sudden deep respect for me. But it wasn't a
perfect world. Sinking back down in my seat, I did as I had been told. I
couldn't bring myself to look into Miss Simon's eyes.
Dutifully, she unbuckled her belt, grabbing on to the side of her seat to
avoid being smashed into the bulkhead. She made her way carefully to the
cockpit, her lovely body twisting unnaturally as she clung from seat to
seat. I felt her arm brush against my shoulder as she grasped my seat,
and I felt deeply ashamed.
"That's your biggest problem," my father began to lecture me, ignoring
Miss Simon's travails. "You can never be an effective executive until you
learn that menial tasks are to be performed by menial employees. Is that
what you want to be - a menial?"
"No, sir," I muttered just loud enough to be heard over the straining
engines. There was no sense in arguing with him. Storm or no storm, he
was back in his true form. He seemed to actually gain strength from
browbeating me. It had taken his mind off our peril.
It was his fault, though. It was my father who had given the order to the
pilot to fly in spite of the gathering storm. We had been in Branson,
Missouri, trying to determine what was required to turn a sleepy little
town into a country music center second only to Nashville. If we could
determine how to duplicate Branson's success in some underdeveloped
community, Martin Brubaker would once again perform another godlike
miracle like the ones he had already performed in seven different states
on projects too numerous to mention.
We were going to check out several potential communities in Oklahoma. My
father had already met with the governor and gotten the political backing
he needed. Healthy donations to the campaigns of several key legislators
had ensured that whatever community we chose to be the next Branson would
have millions of dollars poured into it for new roads and community
services. The state would bear the expense and my father would garner the
profits. That was why he was the God of Real Estate.
We had appointments set in several small towns on the edges of the
Ozarks, and our schedule was tight. Although our pilot had recommended
that we delay our flight, my father wouldn't hear of it. "If you can't
fly us there, I'll find myself another pilot - one with the balls to fly
me where I need to go," he told the pilot.
Our pilot, Rusty Stoker, had flown fighters in the Gulf War. He had balls
the size of watermelons, and he wasn't used to be talked to like that.
His face red with anger, he had replied coldly, "It's your party."
"Yes it is," my father had responded impassively, "and don't you forget
it."
So here we were, flying into the heart of a Midwestern thunderstorm.
Storms over states like Oklahoma produced some of the most intense
weather imaginable, from hail and straight line winds to torrential rain
to tornadoes with winds so intense they could drive a stalk of wheat
right through a wooden telephone pole. I had never been so afraid in my
life.
Miss Simon disappeared into the cockpit just as the plane shuddered.
Through the cabin window, I could see a bright flash followed only a
couple of seconds later by the crash of thunder roaring over the sounds
of our jet engines. There was again a moment of fright in my father's
eyes. As terrified as I was, I took some pleasure in seeing that the
great man was actually concerned about his own mortality. That the man
who had been instrumental in wrecking so many other lives could be
concerned for his own was gratifying.
He recovered quickly, though. After all, he still had me to kick around.
"Do you have those files on the towns we have to visit?" he asked
gruffly.
"Yes, sir," I replied, pulling five folders from the pocket in the side
of my seat. With my father, I was expected to call him "sir" at all
times. I don't remember ever calling him "dad."
"Let me see them," he snapped, grabbing them from my hands as the plane
shuddered again.
What was it like outside, I wondered, staring into the dark night. The
clouds were boiling masses of gray and near-black. Rain was swirling
through them, I knew. The winds were whipping it back and forth on its
long trip to the ground. Only the power of our two jet engines kept us
from being tossed on those winds, mixed with the rain through the dark
Oklahoma skies. How much longer would we be in the storm? It couldn't go
on forever.
"This town has promise," he said, holding up a folder. I couldn't see the
name on the folder, but it didn't really matter. He wasn't really talking
to me anyway. Besides, whichever town he picked would be altered beyond
all recognition in a few years anyway. He would go in, making everyone in
some little town think they were going to be rich. Greed would get him
whatever he wanted out of local city councils, banks, even schools.
Everyone would be following him around as if he were Professor Harold
Hill in the Music Man. Then eventually, they would all find out that the
only person who was going to get rich from the new venture would be
Martin R. Brubaker.
The cockpit door opened again. Miss. Simon's husky alto called out,
"Rusty says we'll - "
Whatever she was about to say would be lost forever. There was a bright
flash just outside the plane, filling the cabin with white light. There
was a loud rumble outside the plane which translated into a violent
shaking of the entire aircraft. Suddenly, I felt my stomach twist and
turn as the plane dropped precipitously, my seat belt practically cutting
through my abdomen.
I watched in horror as Miss Simon seemed to fly through the cabin,
striking her head on the overhead with a sickening thud. Rusty apparently
got control back, for I felt the plane level off and continue normal
flight, if it could be said that turbulent shudders constituted normal
flight.
I unstrapped my seat belt and rushed to Miss Simon's side. She was
unconscious but seemed to be breathing normally.
"Get back in your seat, you goddamned idiot!" my father commanded.
"She's hurt!" I protested. I wanted to help, but I didn't know what to
do.
"You will be, too, if you don't belt in!" my father warned. "Leave her
where she is until we land."
It was actually good advice. Somewhere in the back of my mind, I knew I
was in danger. Just because we had survived so far didn't mean we were
out of the woods. Still, I couldn't leave her there, sprawled on the
cabin floor. Another bout of turbulence like the last one and she might
be hurt more - even killed.
As I held her gently in my arms, I realized it was the first time I had
ever touched her. Her skin was soft and warm as I had imagined it would
be, and I found myself wishing that I had never heard of Lucinda Watson.
The plane shook once again. I looked out of a cabin window in time to see
another flash of lightning. For a moment, I was actually able to see the
clouds. They looked like a human face. I could almost see the face of a
man, perhaps middle aged, in glasses. Maybe it was the face of God, I
thought. Did that mean God was nearsighted? I had to stifle an hysterical
giggle at the thought.
"If you're going to play the hero, get her up in her seat and strap back
in!" my father demanded. I had no illusions about him really caring what
might happen to me. No, if I were injured along with Miss Simon, my
father would have no one to fetch things for him. He would have to
perform menial tasks for himself.
Still, it was good advice. Clumsily I managed to lift her limp body back
into her chair and belt her in. Her head slumped to one side, and for a
terrible moment, I wondered if her neck was broken.
I made a quick decision and ran for the cockpit over my father's
protests. We needed to get help for Miss Simon at once.
Rusty was fighting the controls. I was shocked to see his face was as
pale as I suspected my own face was. His hands gripped the wheel so
tightly that the knuckles appeared twice their normal size. He turned for
a second and yelled, "Get back in your seat, you idiot!"
Rusty and I got along great, but he had no more respect for me than any
of my father's other employees did. I jumped into the copilot's seat and
buckled in. Looking out of the windshield, I could see nothing but a
river of rain, sparkling like a Christmas tree in the dim cockpit lights.
"We need to land!" I yelled over the noise of the storm.
"You're telling me?" he yelled back.
"Is there anything I can do?" I asked.
"Not unless you can conjure up a landing field," he told me. "This plane
was never meant to take this kind of stress. If we don't find someplace
to land quickly, we're all toast."
"Can I put out a Mayday?" I asked, reaching for the microphone. "Maybe I
can get somebody to light up a field." There are a large number of small
airports all over the country which have lights, but only turn them on as
needed.
Rusty shook his head. "Forget it. That last bolt of lightening fried the
radio."
"I thought that wasn't supposed to happen."
"So sue the manufacturer!" he snapped.
I looked out the windshield again. "What's that over there?" I asked.
"Where? Oh, wait. It looks like an airport."
It did, indeed, look like an airport. Through the sheets of rain, we
could both see two strips of parallel lights below us in the distance.
There were even lines of approach lights.
"Damned if it doesn't look like a big airport," Rusty muttered over a now
abating storm.
"Could we be off course?" I asked. "It might be Tulsa."
"You don't get off course with GPS," Rusty explained. "No, we're out in
the middle of Nowhere, Oklahoma. Even Muskogee doesn't have a strip that
modern, and we're at least fifty miles from there. That airport's five
miles at the most."
"I don't care if it's Twilight Zone International," I laughed. "Let's
just get this plane on the ground." I probably wouldn't have been so
anxious if I had known how close to the truth my little joke was.
Rusty's landing was flawless. Of course, he was helped by the fact that
by the time we landed, the wind and the rain had all but stopped. It was
as if the area around the airport had some sort of shield which kept the
worst of the storm away. I looked around as we came in, trying to find
some landmark that might tell me where we were. There seemed to be the
lights of a small town a couple of miles away, but there was no
development around the airport. Apparently it wasn't as big as we had
thought. I couldn't even see a terminal - just a couple of small, dimly
lit metal hangars. There seemed to be a collection of vehicles around one
of them, so Rusty taxied over to them.
I rushed back into the cabin without waiting for the plane to stop
taxiing. Miss Simon was still unconscious. I rushed to her side.
"Where are we?" my father demanded to know. "Why have we landed? The
storm's over."
"We have to get her to a hospital!" I snapped at him with
uncharacteristic courage.
He snorted. "She'll be alright. It's probably just a bump on the head. We
have a schedule to keep."
I bit my tongue rather than tell him what I thought he could do with his
precious schedule. Instead I brushed the hair out of Miss Simon's face,
regretting that I had never gotten to know her better. She was the kind
of woman I really wanted to know.
I didn't even hear the hatch open. Before I knew, it, two white men and a
black woman in medical greens were pushing me away from Miss Simon as
they began to check her out.
"It's a concussion," one of the men proclaimed. I looked at him through
tired eyes. What was wrong with him? It was almost as if I could see
through him. Not really, but almost. I chalked it up to exhaustion.
"Will she be alright?" I managed to ask.
The black woman answered, "She'll be fine. We'll get her to the hospital
right away."
I looked at the woman. She appeared to be somewhat transparent as well. I
knew it had to be exhaustion. What other explanation was there?
The woman led us from the plane. Rusty and I were pretty shaky as we made
our way down the ladder, but my father had, unfortunately, regained his
composure. He was his usual overbearing self. He pushed away a man at the
bottom of the ladder who tried to help him down and blustered, "Get this
plane back into the air! We're not supposed to be here. For that matter,
just what is this place anyway?"
"You're in Ovid, sir," came a voice from out of the darkness. Then as he
stepped into the light, I could see that the speaker was a police
officer. He was tall and slender, with a handsome face and impeccable
uniform. He moved with incredible grace as he faced my father. "Ovid,
Oklahoma."
"Well, I'm not supposed to be in Ovid, Oklahoma," my father growled. "I
don't even know where Ovid, Oklahoma is!"
"It's right here," the officer said, not intimidated in the slightest.
Did I detect a thin smile at the corner of his mouth?
"Obviously it's right here," my father conceded, "but I'm not supposed to
be. We need to leave at once."
"I'm afraid that won't be possible, sir," the officer said, pointing to
the tail of our plane. There was a large black scar on the tail, and if I
looked closely enough, I could see that at the center of the scar, there
was a small hole, maybe six inches in diameter.
"You were struck by lightening," the officer continued. "You were very
lucky just to get the plane down. It won't be flying again for some
time."
"But I have a schedule to keep!" my father insisted.
"Sir," the officer said politely, "if you'll provide me with a list of
your scheduled appointments, we'll make certain that you aren't missed."
My father thought about it for a moment. I could see the wheels in his
head turning. There was nothing to be done now except cooperate with the
Ovid police officer. "All right," he said at last. "My son can give you
the names of the people you need to contact. We need to arrange
transportation to get to our next destination. Where can I rent a car?"
The officer shook his head. "The car dealers all rent cars, but there's
nothing open this late."
"Then call Tulsa," my father ordered. "They'll send a car from Hertz. My
son can give you our authorization number."
I was still fumbling through my attache case for our agenda. Now I had to
try to find our Hertz number as well? The officer saved me the trouble,
though.
"It wouldn't do any good," he explained. "There are flash floods between
here and Tulsa. You'll just have to wait until morning."
My father sighed. He didn't get to be the God of Real Estate by running
into brick walls. Like it or not, we were stuck in Ovid for the night.
Tomorrow we could get a car and be on our way, but not tonight. I handed
the officer a copy of our agenda.
The officer smiled. "Now that that's settled, you'll need a place to
stay. I'll take you both to the Ovid Inn. They have rooms for you."
"Wait," I said looking around for Rusty. "Our pilot will need a room,
too."
"He's been taken to the hospital for observation," the officer told me.
Observation? There had been nothing wrong with him when we landed. Rusty
was an ex fighter pilot. He wasn't hurt during the landing, and he was
too much of a John Wayne type to complain about nervous exhaustion or the
like.
"Maybe I'd better go see how they're doing at the hospital," I ventured.
The officer shook his head. "The nurse said they would be fine. As soon
as you get in your rooms, you can call and find out what their condition
is. Now if you'll come with me, I do need to get you to your rooms."
We followed him to his police car without further protest. My father was
uncharacteristically quiet as we drove into town. Then I realized I had
seen the mood before. He was sizing up Ovid. Perhaps this would be the
town he was looking for.
As we drove into town, the two lane road became four lanes, and we were
treated to the usual display of gas stations and fast food restaurants
that graces the main highway strip of every small town in America. I
noticed no national franchises - no McDonald's or Burger Kings. The most
prominent fast food joint on the strip was called Rusty's Burger Barn. In
fact, it was the only place still open. I checked my watch. It was only
ten thirty. Apparently, the sidewalks rolled up early in Ovid.
The Ovid Inn looked like a small town version of Best Western. It was
neat and clean, the white stucco front recently repainted. It was an L-
shaped building two stories high with all rooms opening to the outside.
In front, across the parking lot was the typical motel swimming pool. It
was about the size of the hot tub at my father's home. Scattered around
the pool was the usual collection of cheap plastic lawn chairs. I doubted
if the Ovid Inn had a place in the Mobil Travel Guide.
"Here are your keys," the officer said after we had parked. "Your luggage
is already in the rooms. Good night."
Tired, we both muttered good night and got out of the car. After we had
shambled half way to our rooms, I stopped as a thought struck me.
"What's wrong?" my father asked.
"How did that officer make all these arrangements? I didn't see anyone
get our luggage out of the plane. And how did he get these room keys? We
were with him all the time."
My father shrugged. "I don't know and I'm too tired to find out. I'm sure
there's a good explanation for it. Just let it go. We have a long day
ahead of us tomorrow."
He was right about that, I realized, so I went to my room. It was a
pleasant room - nothing fancy - with cable TV and a comfortable bed. As
promised, my bag was already in the room. I got ready for bed, relieved
to still be alive after our harrowing flight. I could have used a drink,
but I was too tired to get dressed again and find a bar. I settled for
channel flipping.
As I half watched TV, my suspicions rose again. It wasn't just the police
officer's actions that had me wondering. I also began to wonder how
during an emergency landing at a seemingly closed airport, there was
already an ambulance and a police car waiting to meet us. And why had
they taken Rusty away? He had seemed fine to me.
For that matter, where was Ovid, Oklahoma? I pulled a map out of my case.
I had been charged with setting up our travel arrangements, and I had
never heard of an Ovid, Oklahoma. It appeared to be a large enough town
to have captured our interest, but I didn't remember discussing it or
ever seeing it on the map. I checked the map index. No Ovid, Oklahoma was
even mentioned. I scoured the map, just in case there was a mistake in
the index. Maybe that was why we hadn't considered it. But no - I looked
from Muskogee to Tulsa west to Oklahoma City and east to the Arkansas
line and found no town called Ovid.
But the town obviously existed. We were in it. Towns didn't just crop up
over night, I thought as I lay back on the bed. Did they?
I must have been more tired than I realized. I had fallen asleep
wondering about Ovid, and suddenly, it was morning. Someone was pounding
on my door. "Open up, Junior!" my father's voice was yelling.
Damn, I hated being called "Junior" I thought as I ambled to the door. My
father was framed in the bright morning light. There was a look of utter
excitement on his face.
"Look at this," he said, thrusting a phone book in my hand. "And why
aren't you dressed? We have a busy day today. Get some clothes on."
I could have used a shower, but I knew from his voice that he meant I was
to get dressed that very minute. I set the phone book down on the
nightstand and staggered to my suitcase for some clean underwear.
"You didn't even look at the phone book," he noted, sitting in the only
comfortable chair in the room.
"So what's in the phone book?" I asked, my voice still clogged with
sleep.
"Just the background sketch of Ovid," he said. "This town is perfect. It
has a population of about fifteen thousand, so there's already an
infrastructure here. It looks like just a farming town with a little
light industry, so it's clean and folksy. There are lakes and hills all
over the area. It's perfect for our new Branson."
"It would be," I agreed, "except for one small detail."
He frowned. "What's that?"
"It doesn't seem to exist."
"What in hell are you talking about?"
"This town - Ovid." I threw him the map. "It's not on the map."
He threw the map back at me. "So? Some dipshit cartographer screwed up.
Maybe they should get together here in Ovid and sue Rand fucking
McNally."
I silently cursed myself. My father's usual foul mood had been replaced
by childish glee and I had ruined it. I had to open my big mouth and tell
him that there wasn't any Santa Claus. Now he would revert to form and be
an overbearing bastard all day.
"Okay," I agreed, trying to recover. "You have to be right. It has to be
an oversight on the part of the mapmakers. Obviously, the town is here."
"Of course it is," he agreed, somewhat mollified.
"Just let me call the hospital," I said, picking up the receiver and
opened the phone book to look up a number. "Then we can discuss the
situation at breakfast."
"Why are you calling the hospital?"
"To check on Rusty and Miss Simon," I told him. It would never have
occurred to the self-centered bastard to call himself.
"Well, make it quick," he ordered. "We have a lot to talk over."
A receptionist answered almost at once. "Ovid Memorial Hospital."
"Yes," I said. "I'd like to check on the condition of a Rusty Stoker."
"One moment, please." I was treated to thirty seconds of elevator music
when she came back on the line. "I'm sorry, sir but I don't show a Rusty
Stoker here."
Maybe they had treated and released him. He might even be here at the
Ovid Inn. "Then how about a Miss Simon?" I asked.
"Do you have a first name?"
I was suddenly surprised to realize I had no idea what her first name
was. Dad required his staff to be Mr. This and Mrs. That. Since he made
sure I never got too familiar with her, I had never asked her for her
first name. "No, I'm sorry but I don't." No way was I going to ask my
father and receive another caustic reply.
"Just a moment, please."
The elevator music in the background came on again. This time, it sounded
like a lethargic version of the old Helen Reddy song, "I Am Woman."
"Hurry up!" my father prodded.
"Just a minute," I told him.
"Sir?"
"Yes?"
"There is no Miss Simon listed here at the hospital."
That just wasn't possible. She had been out cold when they took her off
the plane. No doctor in his right mind would have released her in that
condition. "Then is there another hospital in Ovid?"
"No, sir. We're the only one."
"But - "
"Have a nice day, sir." The line was dead.
"They're not there," I told my father as I hung up the phone.
"Not where?" he asked.
"At the hospital," I said. "They acted as if they had never heard of
them. Yet that's the only hospital in town. What's going on around here?"
Never mind," my father said, grabbing my arm and pulling me toward the
door. "We have a lot of work to do today. We need to talk to the mayor -
get him in on the action for a small percentage - then we need to check
into land prices. We can probably even get the local bank to help us
and -"
"You don't care, do you?" I asked, stopping at the door. "You don't care
what happens to Rusty or Miss Simon as long as you have your land deal."
My father's enthusiasm took a back seat to his anger. "Listen, you
ingrate, they are employees. No matter what happens to them, I can always
get a new pilot and a new secretary. I'm trying to tell you that this
town is a potential gold mine. We can buy up half the town before they
even know what happened, and you're worried about two employees whose
combined annual earnings probably couldn't pay to have my suits cleaned."
"I'm talking about two human beings," I told him, my voice rising.
His eyes narrowed. "Fine, you worry about them and I'll worry about
business. I gave you a good education. I thought it would teach you what
you need to do to succeed. Apparently it was all too theoretical. You
haven't got an entrepreneurial bone in your body. When we get back to New
York, you're fired. You can go see what your fancy degrees will get you
out in the real world."
"That's fine with me!" I snapped.
I don't know what we would have said to each other next. I had never
stood up to my father so vehemently before. I have to admit though, that
I would have probably backed down and ended up begging for his
forgiveness. Such was his power over me. We were both glowering at each
other, fists clenched, when there was a knock on the door. "Mr.
Brubaker?" a familiar voice said pleasantly.
I opened the door. The same police officer who had taken us to our rooms
the night before was standing there in the morning light.
"Good morning, officer," I said pleasantly, wondering if he had come by
to bring us news of our pilot and secretary.
My father made a different assumption, more in keeping with his
character. "Good. I'm glad you're here. I want to see your mayor as soon
as possible. I have a proposition for him that I know he will appreciate.
Let's go."
The officer continued to stand in the doorway. "I'm sorry, sir. I'm not
here to escort you to the mayor. The Judge has issued a warrant for your
arrest. Now if you will come with me..."
My father's face reddened at once. "What are you blabbering about? My
proposition is more important than some trumped up charge from some tank
town Judge. You'd better give me the name of that Judge so I can have him
reprimanded."
"What is the charge, officer?" I asked as politely as I could. I had
heard stories about how small town justice worked. Often, it was a matter
of quietly paying a small fine and moving on. I knew my father's attitude
was bound to raise the ante.
"Unsafe operation of an aircraft," he replied seriously.
My father exploded. "What the hell are you talking about? We weren't
operating the aircraft. Our pilot was. Haul him in on your dip shit
charges and let us go about our business."
I think he would have been furious under any conditions, but our argument
had meant that he was starting from a higher level of irritation. We
would be lucky if the officer didn't pull his gun and shoot us for
resisting arrest the way my father was carrying on. I finally laid my
hand on his arm and said softly, "Come on, sir. We can get this taken
care of quickly. I'm sure Officer..."
"Mercer, sir."
"Yes. Officer Mercer will be happy to take us to see the mayor after
we've taken care of this in court, won't you, Officer?"
Without changing his expression, Officer Mercer replied, "If you still
want to see the mayor after the Judge has dealt with you, I will be happy
to escort you to see the mayor."
"There, you see, sir?" I said calmly. "We don't have to be concerned."
"Very well," he huffed at last. "But this had better not take long or my
lawyers will be all over your little kangaroo court. Is that clear,
Officer?"
"Very clear, sir."
As we rode to see the Judge, I began to see what my father had meant
about Ovid. It was a typical Midwestern community in many ways, but there
was a difference, too. Everything looked clean. Not new, necessarily, but
clean. There was no trash lying in the gutters, no graffiti on the
buildings, and all the lawns were neatly trimmed and sidewalks clean. It
was almost a Hollywood version of small town America, showing all of its
virtues and none of its faults.
Then I was the first thing which disturbed me. As we stopped at a
stoplight, I saw what appeared to be a daycare attendant ushering her
charges into a nearby playground. As we drove past, I got a good look at
the ten or so children she was supervising. All but two of them had that
same strange transparent look I had noticed at the airport. There I had
chalked it up to fatigue, but I was now operating on a full night's
sleep. Even the attendant looked a little transparent. Strangely enough,
the two normal children didn't seem to notice anything out of the
ordinary. The light changed and we were on our way before I could comment
on my observation.
When I was a boy, I used to watch old reruns of the Twilight Zone. Ovid
was starting to remind me of that show. Why? Because it was too normal.
It was like those Heaven on Earth fantasies where someone from the big
city finds relief from his troubles in the small, nearly perfect town of
his youth. Well, sorry, Ovid, I thought. I was born and raised in the
city, and while I might not have enjoyed growing up under my father's
thumb, I certainly didn't want to settle down in Ovid. In fact, I wasn't
too sure I even wanted my father investing in Ovid. Something wasn't
right in this perfect little town, I realized.
Officer Mercer pulled into the parking lot of a building that I assumed
was what passed for a municipal building in Ovid. It wasn't an
unattractive building, but why the city fathers had decided to place
Doric columns in front of a fairly modern building was beyond me.
There was none of the activity of large city courts in Ovid. I had
attended many court hearings, and I had observed dozens of lawyers
rushing from room to room, conferencing with clients, and on the phone.
There was none of this in Ovid. The halls were deserted.
Officer Mercer led us into a fairly impressive courtroom. There was only
one person in the spectator's gallery - an attractive blonde who seemed
to be watching our ordeal with mild amusement. Another woman, a fairly
attractive brunette, was seated at one of the attorney's tables. She
appeared to be fresh out of law school. She was stylishly dressed in a
beige business suit and was intently reading a document she held over her
open brief case. She seemed to be having a little trouble reading it.
"Damn contacts," she muttered as we approached. Looking at Officer
Mercer, she said, "Tell the Judge that right after this case, I need to
go get my glasses. These contacts aren't quite right."
"He said that's fine," Officer Mercer said. It sounded like an odd thing
to say. How could he say it was fine when he hadn't heard her problem or
been in the room to reply to her? The bad feeling I was getting about
Ovid was getting worse.
Turning to us, the woman said, "I'm Susan Jager. I'm your attorney for
today's trial."
"No you're not," my father said belligerently. "I'm not about to be
represented by some little cheerleader fresh out of some podunk law
school. I'd rather represent myself."
She nodded at me. "Does that go for you, too?"
"It goes for him, too," my father replied.
She looked at us with what almost looked like pity. Then with a sigh, she
closed her briefcase and said, "Suit yourselves."
"All rise," Officer Mercer suddenly intoned. "The city court for the City
of Ovid is now in session, the Honorable Judge presiding."
A rather distinguished looking man of middle age stepped out of chambers
and assumed his post at the bench. I couldn't help but think he looked a
little like that face I had seen in the clouds. He looked down at us over
the top of gold rimmed glasses and said with a soft accent, "You may be
seated. Next case?"
"The case of Martin R. Brubaker and Martin R. Brubaker, Junior," the
officer said formally.
"You are charged with unsafe operation of an airpcraft. Counsel, how do
your clients plead?'
The young woman rose to her feet. "Your honor, the defendants have
refused to accept me as counsel."
The Judge looked at my father and me with utter disdain. "Let it be noted
that the defendants have declined counsel."
"Your Honor!" my father said leaping to his feet. "This is a travesty of
justice. My son and -"
"Are you an attorney, sir?" the Judge asked in a cultured Southern voice.
"No, but - "
"Then I will thank you to be silent in my courtroom until you are
addressed. Is that clear?"
In my entire life, I had never seen my father back down from anyone, but
he backed down from this strange magistrate. The Judge's frown was almost
a personification of the expression "if looks could kill." The Judge's
look at us seemed almost lethal. My father self-consciously sat back
down.
"Now that we have that matter settled," the Judge said, "let's continue
with the trial. How do the two of you plead?"
My father rose with as much dignity as he could still muster. "Your
Honor, my son and I plead not guilty."
The Judge shifted in his seat. "Very well. Officer Mercer?"
"Yes, Your Honor?"
"Did you see these two men disembark from an airplane which had just been
observed operating unsafely over the city of Ovid?"
"I did, Your Honor," the officer replied formally.
Turning to us, the Judge asked, "Did you disembark from the plane in
question?"
If it hadn't been such a serious situation, I would have laughed. It was
if the Judge was intentionally making a travesty of the trial. Surely he
must have realized that the results of the trial would be overturned as
soon as my father got to his attorneys.
"Of course we did!" my father snapped.
"And who owns the aircraft in question?"
"I do, Your Honor," my father admitted.
"The it seems obvious to me that you are responsible for the unsafe
operation of the aircraft," the Judge said.
My father was practically sputtering. "But I wasn't flying the airplane.
That was my pilot's job. If you want to accuse someone of unsafe flying,
charge him!"
"I've already dispensed Judgement on your pilot," the Judge replied to
our surprise. "I must say he accepted his fate much more civilly than you
are. I must also point out that while he flew the plane, you were the one
in charge of it, Mr. Brubaker. No pilot would have made the decision to
fly into that storm. Only a fool like you would have put so many lives at
risk."
"You can't talk to me that way!" my father shouted. Then to my
astonishment, the Judge made a sudden motion with his hand and my father
stopped speaking. He didn't close his mouth. In fact, his mouth was still
open, and he was trying to yell at the Judge, but nothing was coming out.
In shock he reached for his throat, trying to determine what had gone
wrong.
The Judge smiled. "That's more like it, Mr. Brubaker. Don't worry. Your
condition isn't permanent. You'll be able to speak in a few minutes, but
not in the voice you are expecting to hear. I must say, Mr. Brubaker, I
don't like you. Many men have faced my Judgement, and I have dealt with
them fairly to the best of my ability. I shall do so with you as well -
with pleasure.
"I don't need to hear what you were about to say. I know it from your
mind. You were about to threaten me by telling me that you know the
governor."
One look at my father's widening eyes told me that that was exactly what
he had been about to tell the Judge.
"Well, I know him, too," the Judge went on. "In fact, I play golf with
him this afternoon. I would give him your regards, but by tee time, he
won't have the slightest idea who you are.
"I also know about your little scheme to turn Ovid into the next Branson.
Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Brubaker, Ovid is far too valuable
to be turned into the tourist trap you propose. You will not have the
opportunity to disrupt the lives of the people in our community, or any
other community for that matter. Now as to the matter of Judgement."
My father lurched around and walked awkwardly to face the Judge at the
foot of his bench. Then I felt invisible hands grab me and pull me to his
side. It was if I had lost complete control of every part of my body. In
moments, both of us were facing the Judge.
"Mr. Martin Brubaker, Senior," the Judge intoned, much as I suspected God
would do when my father was called to his last judgement, "you have
controlled and manipulated people all of your adult life. I think it is
time you learned how the other half lives."
Then he began to speak in a language I had never heard before - at least
not the way he spoke it. It sounded vaguely like Latin, but not the Latin
you hear in high schools or from the lips of priests. This Latin was a
living language, fluid and robust, and the words seemed to have a power I
could feel. I watched my father actually cringe under the force of the
words. I don't know what I had been expecting, but it wasn't this. My
father had changed from indignant to frightened, and I was beginning to
become frightened myself.
Then the Judge was silent. In fact, the entire courtroom was silent. My
father just stood there with a tired, defeated look on his face.
"And now for you, Mr. Martin Brubaker, Junior." I felt my blood suddenly
run cold. "You have not had a chance to follow your father's path to
selfishness and vanity. There may, in fact, be hope for you. My sentence
of you carries with it a chance for happiness and contentment, if you are
intelligent enough to find it. Good-bye to you, Mr. Brubaker."
With that the Latin chanting began again, but the words were different. I
never took Latin, so I had no idea what he was saying, but I began to
feel the power of the words much as my father must have felt them. I felt
an odd tingling sensation which seemed to come simultaneously from every
part of my body. Then as suddenly as it began, the sensation stopped. The
sudden silence was finally broken by the sound of a gavel.
"Case dismissed. Next case," the Judge said, a note of satisfaction in
his voice.
Case dismissed? Why was he letting my father and I go with just an odd
speech in Latin? That didn't seem likely at all.
"Come on, let's go," my father said. Or at least the words came from my
father's mouth. There was something odd about the way he said it. His
voice had developed a slight twang, not unlike a milder version of the
twang that seemed to be endemic to everyone who lived in Oklahoma.
My father began to stride from the courtroom, and there was nothing, I
realized, that I could do except to follow at his heels like the obedient
puppy I had been most of my life.
We were silent as we walked from the courtroom, but there was something
odd about my father. In addition to the twang in his voice, he seemed a
little shorter. His suit didn't fit him quite right. I was so busy trying
to figure out what the problem was that I nearly tripped on my own pants
leg. I looked down. My pants seemed too long suddenly, and they felt as
if they didn't fit properly.
"I swear, it gets harder and harder to get your driver's license renewed
every time," my father muttered.
"What did you say?" I asked. I had a sudden feeling of panic. What my
father had said made no sense whatsoever. I was beginning to wonder if
the anger he had exhibited in the courtroom had brought on a mild stroke.
I had heard of such things happening.
"Weren't you listening?" he said. "I was talking about driver's licenses.
Why, when I was your age, it didn't take no time at all to get a new one.
Now you got to wait in a line that looks like the line in front of St
Peter on Judgement Day."
My father used a double negative, I realized. I had never heard him do
that in my entire life. He was a Harvard graduate in his own right. I
didn't think he knew how to be grammatically incorrect. And what was this
muttering about a driver's license?
As I pondered these issues, I felt a sudden tingle run through my body.
It was as if I had suddenly been moved almost imperceptibly from one
point in the universe to another. Something was rubbing on my chest.
Something else was tickling my neck. It felt almost as if my entire body
were suddenly encased in thin spider silk, shifting in the breeze as I
walked.
My father made his way to an aging Ford F-150 pickup truck, white except
for the innumerable rust spots. He opened the door with a key that seemed
to suddenly appear in his hand. Unlocking the other door from inside, he
called, "Well, what are you waiting for? Your daddy will be expecting us
home for dinner. You know how he gets when it ain't on the table on time.
Now get in."
What was he talking about? Shaken, I did get in - not because I felt I
had to, but because I was just too stunned to do anything else. I felt
almost as if I was an observer in my own body. My actions seemed to be
independent of my thought.
My father methodically put the truck in gear without difficulty. I had
never seen him drive a manual transmission in my life, yet he handled it
effortlessly. I looked at him closely. There was something different
about him, but I couldn't quite determine what it was. Then I realized
what had happened. He was no longer wearing his suit coat, yet it wasn't
on the seat beside him. He had been wearing it when he got in the truck,
yet now it was gone. That suit cost more than most people made in a
month, yet he didn't seem upset that the jacket was missing.
I continued to stare at him, only to realize that whatever was happening
was ongoing. His body seemed to lose focus, almost like an image on an
aging TV. It blurred around the edges and seemed to be changing as I
watched. My father had been balding, but now, he sported a full head of
hair, long and pulled back in a bun. It was mostly a dull brown, but here
and there were streaks of gray. His sallow, unhealthy pallor had become
much pinker, almost rosy, and the wrinkles in his skin seemed to be
disappearing. If I hadn't known his actual age, I would have mistaken him
for someone in their late thirties - early forties at the most instead of
the fifty-five I knew him to be.
As we drove along the Ovid streets, even his clothing was beginning to
change. His white dress shirt had already turned to a faded denim blue
and seemed to be cascading over his body like a waterfall until it had
formed a long, shapeless garment which I realized in shock to be a dress.
The sleeves had shortened, revealing slender, nearly hairless arms. I
caught my breath as I watched two shapes begin to rise from his chest.
My father - if the person seated next to me could even be called my
father - stared at me as we came to a stop at a traffic light. "What's
wrong, honey?" The voice was a full octave higher than my father's voice.
Equally as odd was that there was genuine concern in his - her? - voice.
"Nothing..." I managed to say, uncertain as to what I should say. Was I
supposed to tell my father that he was swiftly becoming what appeared to
be a woman? What would he think of that? Or worse yet, would he think
anything of it at all?
Then I realized I had been so mesmerized watching my father's
transformation that I had paid no attention to what was happening to my
own form. My voice, I suddenly realized, had also changed pitch, becoming
higher like my father's. Also, there was a little of the twang I had
noticed in the voices of Oklahoma natives.
I looked down, not entirely surprised to see that I no longer wore a
suit. The top button of my now plaid short sleeved shirt popped open of
its own accord, and I was greeted with the sight of two substantial
mounds of my own. My arms were smooth and hairless, my hands small and
delicate. I was wearing jeans as well, but they fit oddly, contracting at
the waist while pooling around my hips. I felt a sudden length of hair
down the back of my neck and seemed to know instinctively that it had
arranged itself into a long ponytail.
There was no question as to what I was becoming. The only question was
how. Even in my stupor, I realized that this was the sentence the Judge
had spoken of. I was to be a girl, as was my father. But what possible
force of law or nature could do what had been done to us? I wasn't a
religious individual, but to my knowledge, even God Himself had never
doled out justice of this sort.
"You look a little faint, Donna Mae," she - for I knew it was now she -
said to me.
"Just a little hot," I managed to respond, trying to be as nonchalant
about the changes as possible. It was apparent to me that whatever had
happened to my father had affected his mind as well as his body. She
seemed to notice nothing out of the ordinary, as if she had been whoever
she now was all of her life. Would that also happen to me? My
transformation seemed to be a few minutes behind my father's. Perhaps I
would slowly lose the knowledge of who I had been, suddenly believing
myself to have always been this Donna Mae she thought I was. I shuddered
at the thought. I wanted to be me. I wanted to remember who I had been
and become that person again. To be changed in body was bad enough. To be
changed in body and mind was like a death sentence.
She laughed. "Honey, it ain't hot yet. It ain't even June yet. This is as
nice a day as you'll ever see."
Actually I was hot. The truck lacked air conditioning, and the air
blowing in from the partially opened windows was warm and humid, a
harbinger of an Oklahoma summer yet to come. I suspected though, that my
profuse perspiring was due more to the shock of what was happening to me
than to the heat.
"Soon as we get home," she continued, "I want you to go out and get me a
dozen fresh eggs. I'm gonna devil 'em for your daddy. You know how he
likes 'em. Make sure you just have a couple and leave most of 'em for
him."
"There's a supermarket," I said spying a place called Duggan's IGA.
"What do we want with a supermarket?" she asked, puzzled.
"Eggs," I reminded her.
"Since when do we need a supermarket for eggs?" she asked. "Something
wrong with the chickens?"
What chickens?
We drove right on past the market, off past the edge of town. There was
nothing but cropland ahead, as far as the eye could see. She seemed to
know where she was going. I let her drive and tried to concentrate on
what had happened to me. Looking into the side mirror, I saw the face of
a young woman, perhaps sixteen or so. She had nondescript brown hair and
eyes to match. Her skin was lightly tanned with a few freckles on her
cheeks and nose. She was not unattractive, but the apparent absence of
any makeup gave her a girlish rather than a womanly look. I looked down
at my hands. I was relieved to find that my nails were cut short and
manish.
After about two miles or so, we pulled into a graveled driveway. There
was a mailbox attached to a post, and she drove as close to it as she
could.
"Well, aren't you going to get the mail?"
"Huh?" I responded.
She sighed. "I swear, girl, you are addled. Now get that mail or you'll
have to run back out here on foot to get it."
I climbed out of the truck, feeling for the first time the odd shift of
weight in my body. I seemed to be projecting outward both in the front
and the rear, and the ponytail running down my back flopped up gently
from side to side. I was shorter, too, I realized than I had been when I
got in the truck.
The mailbox had the name Potter printed in neat white letters on the
side. I reached in the box and pulled out several letters and advertising
circulars, dutifully taking them back to the truck. On top of the stack,
now resting in my lap, was an advertisement inviting Donna Mae Potter to
check out careers in today's Army. So that's who I was. I had become a
Donna Mae Potter. Sitting next to me, presumably, was a Mrs. Potter - my
mother. What was going on?
"So the Army wants you," she commented, slipping the truck back into
gear. "I don't know what they'd want with girls. It just don't seem
right."
It didn't seem right - that was for certain, and I didn't mean the fact
that the Army wanted girls.
"A girl like you needs to settle down and have a family now that your
school is over."
School was over? That made me more like eighteen. It had to be the
absence of makeup that made me look so much younger. That was fine with
me, though. I had no interest in wearing makeup. I didn't care if I
looked like I was ten years old. No way would I wear makeup. Not now -
not ever.
As for the settling down and having a family life, it sounded very
ominous. I didn't know what I was going to do, but I certainly didn't
plan on having a family. I planned on finding out why I had been changed
into a girl and what I could do about changing back. In the meantime, a
little voice told me I should act the part I had been given until I could
determine what could be done to return me and my father to our normal
states. I hoped I could pull it off. I didn't have the slightest notion
how to be a teenage girl.
Not far from the road was an aging farmhouse. It was neat and had a fresh
coat of white paint on its clapboard siding, but it was old, showing
obvious signs of wear. It was nestled in a grove of trees which had
obviously been planted many years ago to shield the house from the hot
Oklahoma sun. Not far away was a barn with a tractor and several items of
farm equipment whose functions I could only guess at parked haphazardly.
As we approached the house, I could see a man in overalls stand up next
to the tractor. He had apparently been working on the machine, for he was
wiping his oily hands on a white towel which was becoming blacker by the
minute. He was tall, perhaps six three, although with my reduced height,
I might have overestimated that. He was lean with a dark skin tanned from
continual exposure to the sun. A shock of dark hair, thinning at the
front, blew in the light spring breeze. But his most striking feature was
that he was transparent. Again, by transparent, I mean that if I tried
very hard, I could almost see through him, just like the children on the
playground and the people at the airport.
"'Bout time you got back