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This one isn't particularly original, but I think that I threw a few interesting
things in as well. Mostly it was just something that amused me to write.
Can of Wishes
By Morpheus
My name is Gary Billings, I am 36 years old and I am a fully accessorized man.
At least that `s what I tell people. I come with all the extras. I have a
generous spare tire, an extra chin, and I even come with the solar powered brain
and sex drive. Yessiree, I have all the accessories.
As I look at myself in the mirror, I smile and lie to myself. You are one
handsome devil. I can guarantee that you'll find some loving companionship
tonight. Of course I haven't even had a real date in over a year, but hell, I
wasn't about to let that get me down. I was going to the office party to have a
little fun.
Oh, I knew that realistically I had no real chances of getting a girl at the
party. There were a few lookers around our office and they didn't want anything
to do with me except to confide in. My curse is that I am the nice guy that the
ladies always feel comfortable talking to and confiding in, but don't want to
date. Still, I could always hope. There might even be a few women there that I
didn't know.
As I straighten my tie, I hum to myself. I know, it `s embarrassing, but I do.
At least I don't pick my nose in public or anything like that. I have to admit,
I felt a little nervous about the party. It wasn't going to be real formal or
anything, though everyone was expected to dress a little better than casual. My
boss wanted to celebrate the deal that we'd managed to close, earning our
company some big bucks. Of course I doubt that any of us will see any of the
extra money that we earned except for the few bucks it cost them for the party,
and if we're lucky, a little end of year bonus. I'm not counting on it though.
Once I slapped on some cologne and was as ready as I'd ever be, I headed off for
the party.
The party was about what I'd expected and was perfectly normal. For a zoo. A
couple of the guys were hanging around the food table, and reminded me a little
like pigs at the trough. I couldn't help but chuckling at the way "Slick" Eddie
kept trying to hit on every woman he saw, while holding a large sandwich in his
hands.
A number of the cuter girls were being chased around the room by some of the
drunker guys. I thought I heard someone on the other side of the room tossing
his cookies, and wondered absently who was going to clean it up.
Of course the best part was when the boss got completely smashed, and ran around
with a lampshade on his head thinking he was the life of the party. After being
smacked a few times by the secretaries he left them alone, though I suspected
that he wasn't going to be getting off so lucky once he got home to his wife.
Overall though, it was another dull party. Especially since I couldn't find any
girls to dance with. Well, I told myself, Maybe I'm just too manly for them.
Sure, I thought, I bet that's it. I decided to make an end of it early, having
already put in my obligatory appearance. Quietly, I snuck out the back without
anyone noticing. Another perfect example of my superb stealth abilities.
On the way home I decided to make a quick stop off at a 7-Eleven and pick me up
a six pack of beer. The party may have been over for me, but there was no
reason that I didn't have to quit celebrating. Especially not since I could do
it in the grandeur of my one bedroom apartment with my crowd of guests. Namely
cockroaches. Actually it's not that bad. The rats ate most of the roaches.
After picking up my liquid refreshment, I went back home, pulled my tie and
jacket off, then plopped down on the couch. I picked up my remote and started
flipping through channels, disgusted to see that even with all those cable
channels, nothing was on. Giving up, I left the channel on some cheap action
movie. One of those Rambo rip-offs where the acting is bad and so is the plot,
but there's a lot of gunfire. I figured that it ought to at least keep me
awake.
I watched the movie for awhile, beer in one hand and bag of chips in the other.
You can't beat that kind of diet. I mean the beer is all grain, which everyone
knows is healthy, and the chips are just dried potatoes. It wasn't long before
my beer was empty and I had to go to the fridge and grab another.
Taking my new beer back to my seat, I popped the can open, only to have foam
start spraying out wildly, as if someone had violently shaken the can. "Damn," I
shout, pissed off that I was going to have to clean up the mess. It was what
happened next that was downright weird. It just kept foaming out more and more.
It wouldn't stop. Trying to keep from getting sprayed by the foam much more, I
ended up dropping the can, knowing that I was going to have a big mess to clean
up.
The foam all started pulling together and I stood back feeling pretty nervous.
As the foam took on the shape of a human, I thought that I must be drunker than
I thought. I'd never seen anything like this before while drunk, and wondered
just what was in this beer. I had to get some more of it.
Before my eyes, the foam took on a humanoid shape, then vanished, leaving a man
standing in the middle of my living room. I couldn't help but staring at him.
This strange guy who appeared was fairly tall, and had on a tank top shirt, some
of those real loose and baggy shorts and a pair of high top tennis shoes.
Overall, he looked like some kind of skateboarder. He smiled at me, which made
me nervous, then he pulled off his Ray Bans and said "Whoa dude, thanks for
freeing me."
Since I knew that I was drunk and was probably seeing things, I decided that I
might as well just go alone with things. "Who are you?" I asked him, "And how
did you get in my living room?"
The stranger was still smiling and said, "I'm a genie."
"The Genie of the beer can?" I asked skeptically. This was definitely a
strange hallucination.
"Hey," he said defensively, "It's not my fault. It was an accident."
"What about the wishes?" I broke in suddenly. From everything I'd heard Genies
had to grant wishes to people that freed them.
The genie snorted. "Actually, we're not required to grant wishes. It's just a
favor for letting us loose." He smiled back at me, sitting down in my chair, and
gesturing for me to sit on my couch. "In fact, it was us genies who started that
rumor. We figured that if people thought they'd get wishes from us for freeing
us from our bottles, they'd be a lot more likely to do so." The genie
chuckled, looking pleased with himself. "We occasionally grant wishes as a
favor, and sometimes just to keep the rumors alive. But it's not required."
"Oh" I said disappointed. I'd really wanted some wishes.
Seeing the look of disappointment on my face he said, "I think I will give you 3
wishes. I've been bored, so what the hell?"
Three wishes certainly sounded good to me. But one thing still bothered me.
"How the hell did you get in my beer?" I asked.
He looked down a little sheepishly, then answered. "I was scoping out this beer
factory to see how they made the stuff when I kind of got too close to one of
their machines. The next thing I know, I'm in a can of brew."
"I thought you said it wasn't your fault?" I asked curiously.
Glaring at me, he snapped, "So I lied. Sue me."
Looking at him, I couldn't help but be amazed. Of course I'd never believed
Genies existed. It was all too strange, yet here I was talking to one. Or at
least some skateboarder who claimed to be one. I stared at him, then stated, "I
never knew genie were real." He chuckled and assured me that they were.
Suddenly I realized something else, "If I'm your master, how come you don't call
me Master. I thought genies were supposed to do that."
The genie looked angry for a second, "You are not my master. I have no master.
This is a free country, and I ain't your slave!" I nodded feebly, and he calmed
down a little. "Look, you freed me from the can, so now I'm just as free as you
are. I can do magic if I want to, and even grant wishes. But I don't have to. If
I don't want to grant on of your wishes, I don't have to. Simple."
"I'm sorry" I apologized to him, "Its just that I've never met a genie before.
There must not be too many of you."
"Dave," he said quietly. "You can call me Dave." I nodded. "And you're right,"
he continued, "There aren't many of us. We're an endangered species."
Feeling sorry for the guy, I nodded. He looked so sad. Deciding to change the
subject, I told him I was ready to make my wish. "Go ahead" he encouraged,
looking rather pleased to change the subject. I was curious about him and would
have asked him questions as long as I was able, but I still wanted to see if
this wish business was real.
Taking a deep breath, I said "I wish was 10 years younger, and in good health."
The genie.....Dave, gave me a thumbs up, and I suddenly felt a strange tingle
running over my entire body. I could feel my stomach getting smaller, and at
the same time I could feel hair growing out of my head. Amazed, I jumped up and
ran into the bathroom staring at myself in the mirror. It had worked. I was 26
years old again, and didn't show quite the bulge in my stomach that I had back
then, though I was by no means lean or muscular. "Wow!" was all I could say as
I went back to Dave.
I thought about it for a moment, deciding that wealth was definitely what I
wanted. I didn't want to have to ever work again. I was about to wish that I
could be rich enough that I wouldn't have to, then I started to think about what
kind of trouble that would cause. Namely the IRS. How could I possibly explain
where I got the money from. I sure as hell didn't want to have to go to prison
for embezzling when I hadn't. Then it came to me. "I wish.." I started, "That
the next time I play the Lottery, that I will win."
Dave shrugged, looking rather bored, and said "Done."
Since I didn't have a third wish in mind yet, though I was beginning to think
about wishing for some women, I asked him to tell me about his people. Provided
of course that it didn't count as a wish. He agreed, and started telling me.
"Once there were a lot more of us, though not nearly as many as you people."
Dave looked at me smiling, "You humans are like rabbits. We genie don't have
kids as often, especially not since the war."
"War?" I asked. This definitely was starting to sound interesting.
Dave sighed, looking very sad. Quietly he said, "Yes, we genie had a war among
ourselves. Back
about 5 or 6 thousand years ago, I think it was. It might have been longer." I
gulped. That was a really long time. "Well, my people are very long lived, so
have few kids. We didn't have a huge population, and we were fairly peaceful.
Then some of our people started disagreeing, and two factions arose." When I
asked him what it was about, he shrugged and said that he'd forgotten what
they'd even fought about.
"Well..." Dave continued, "We started out fairly light, and mostly just took
prisoners of war. We would capture enemies and stuff them in bottles so that
they'd be harmless until we let them out. Both sides did this to their
captives." Dave looked at me, and I nodded. I think I was beginning to
see where this was going. "Well, the fighting got a lot worse, and my people
ended up killing ourselves off. Everyone that was free was killed, and only
the prisoners of war survived." At this, I noticed a tear on Dave's cheek. I
couldn't help but feeling bad for him.
"Eventually a couple of us got found and freed by humans. Since we wanted to
free the rest of our people, we started spreading stories about genies granting
wishes. Since we know what's going on outside when we're in the bottles, some
of the guys started granting the wishes when they were let out. Mostly as just
favors. Unfortunately a few human wizards found out how to trap us in bottles,
and we had to give wishes to get out." Dave looked disgusted, "It's like we were
trained monkeys or something."
Then Dave told me how many of the genies grew depressed in their imprisonment
and committed suicide. That some grew so lonely at the loss of their people
that they'd either kill themselves, or just leave the Earth. "There are still a
couple of us around," Dave finished, looking very sad. "Though I don't think
there's more than a dozen of us and we rarely run into each other."
"Tough luck" I said, going to the fridge and bringing Dave a beer while I took
one for myself.
Dave took a deep drink of the beer, then belched loudly. "You know what the
worst thing is?" Dave asked me. When I shook my head no, he said, "It's that all
the chicks are gone. There are no more women of my people."
"Shit!" I said, suddenly feeling real sorry for Dave. "I really wish I could
help you bring your people back."
"Really." Dave said, looking up excitedly, "You mean that?" I nodded, thinking
about how bad it would be, not only to have so few of his own people around, but
no women as well. That would not be much fun. "Thanks a lot man," Dave said,
grabbing my shoulder, "You have no idea how much this means to me." I wondered
what the hell he was talking about, then he added "You won't regret it. I
promise."
I wondered what would I not regret, then I suddenly felt a strange tingling rush
through my body. I gulped as it grew stronger. I felt like every piece of my
body was being pulled apart into a million directions and everything blurred out
on me then went dark.
Suddenly I found myself fully awake again, standing in my living room and
staring at Dave, who was smiling at me and looking very pleased. "Wow, thanks,"
He was saying, "You're really doing all of us a huge favor." What favor, I
wondered.
It was then that I realized that I felt extremely different. Looking down, I
gasped, seeing that somehow I'd been turned into a woman. And by the bumps on my
chest and the rest of what I could see, a rather attractive one. But besides
that, I felt extremely strange. As if my entire body were tingling and alive. I
stared at Dave in confusion.
Dave smiled at me, then bent over and surprised me with a kiss, which sent an
electrical tingle throughout my entire body. Definitely a strange feeling,
however a bit pleasant. "Now that you've turned into a genie woman, we'll be
able to create new genies. To bring my people off the endangered species list."
I stared at him in shock, realizing that he'd misinterpreted what I'd said,
thinking that I was really making a wish.
"But I didn't mean...." I started, but Dave interrupted, giving me another
kiss.
The tingle ran through my whole body, feeling even stronger than before.
Suddenly I felt an intense explosion of pleasure rushing through my body, and I
blew apart. Literally. It was as if I turned into a gas and suddenly exploded
around the room. Slowly I pulled myself back together, taking some work, but
once again I was in human form. Unfortunately, it was still female. "There,"
Dave said proudly, "Since we have a lot of work do to bringing back our
people...." I noticed that he said OUR people, "I thought we should start right
away so made you pregnant."
"Wwwwhat?" I stammered out, staring at him in disbelief. But as I stared, I
realized that he was right. I could suddenly tell somehow that I was pregnant.
It was as if I could feel another energy or living thing inside of me. And it
didn't feel at all like what I was sure a human woman felt like. But then again,
Dave had turned me into a genie. Or maybe that's Jeannie.
"Don't worry" Dave said hugging me, trying to sound comforting, "The baby should
be healthy when he's born in 100 years."
100 Years, I was screaming inside, still in shock. I was pregnant, and going to
remain that way for 100 years. I wouldn't live that long. Then again, I
remembered that Dave had made me into a genie as well as a woman, and genies
live a VERY long time.
Absently, as troubling as everything was suddenly becoming, I couldn't help but
wondering if this meant that I could now grant wishes and things. As I thought
about it, I could feel a power within me, that said yes I could. I didn't know
how long it would take to learn to use it, but I knew that I could.
Then Dave grabbed my hand, which I noticed was very feminine looking. He looked
and sounded so excited, then said "I can't wait to show you your new home in the
clouds." And with that, I could feel him pulling me away somewhere. As I
started to vanish, I knew that I was about to start a whole new life that is
unlike anything I could have imagined. Watching my apartment fading out around
me, I couldn't help but giggle and say "Beam me up Scotty."
The End
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